WHY DON'T THEY MAKE THAT????

I woke up this morning and was running late for work...run out to my truck and I find one of these........

So while my dear hubby breaks out the air compressor and fills my pitiful tire...he tells me I should always carry a can of this in my truck......

I'm thinking this is a pretty dang cool thing to have around. I mean it's practically MAGIC! He sends me off to work and tells me to make sure I take it easy and drive carefully on the bad tire!

While I'm driving down the turnpike at 85 miles an hour, with a coke in one hand and a Big Mac in the other, steering with my knees....An idea pops into my head. If they can produce that magic can of tire filler......why not some other handy dandy fixes in a can!

like these products........

Are you at your wits end dealing with that back talking teen? Do you wish there was an exchange policy for kids? Puberty getting you down?

Well It's your lucky day! All you really need is this....





Did you ever tattoo the name of your boyfriend on your body during a drunken stupor...only to have him break up with you two days later?

Well here is the answer to your prayers....

Running late for work and accidentally back over Fluffy the neighbors cat?

Just stick the nozzle in the poor kitty's mouth and instantly......

Married to a lying, cheating, scum sucking piece of dog dung?

Just stick the hose in his....well...You KNOW where to stick the hose. Use entire can, in fact you might want to keep a spare of .........

Did you say something rotten about your boss while he was standing behind you? Did you accidentally leave the iron on all day and start a wee fire......

NO PROBLEM...we have you covered....

Ladies....sick and tired of all that endless dieting. Do you look in the mirror and see lumps, bumps and excess poundage?

Well now you can eat all the chocolate your little heart desires. Because we have just made the new and amazing........

Trying to stay up on all the latest designer fashions....but you think you may have made a little faux pas on your latest purchase?

Your money has not been wasted....just liberally spray on......

Hubby a little miffed because you sold his favorite golf shirt at your yard sale? Did you overdraw the checking account buying new shoes? Is he ready to take away your credit card or walk out the door?

Never fear...just remove the cap and drench him in our latest invention.....

Running for the Dunkin Donut shop because it's almost closing time...and forgot to look both ways before you crossed the street. You got mashed by that senior citizens bus heading to Reno?

Never Fear......get a nice bystander to cover you with.....


And now my favorite of all the new products available in stores today. I think I'll be buying this one by the case.....well on second thought, I think I'll buy it by the TRAIN LOAD.


this could well be the greatest invention of our time!