Monday, November 24, 2008

~~THE TURKEY TALE~~

























133 comments:

Diane@A Picture is Worth.... said...

Hi Nikki,
Another cute creative post. You know you could probably get paid good money for your talent!

Sue said...

How in the world did you get the dogs to pose infront of the stove?? Your totally insane....Have a wonderful holiday, you,the family and ofcourse the boys!!

salmagundi said...

I'd share my turkey with him!!!! Happy Thanksgiving. Sally

Heather said...

Oh my goodness, that was the best Thanksgiving story EVER! :) I hope the doggies get loads of Thanksgiving-y treats, and I hope that turkey doesn't give either of them the positively lethally stinktastic gas my mom's poodles shoot out after they've eaten some...

(And PS to Mr. Ozzie: a very special video will be coming your way tomorrow! Filming is set for 9:30am, woo-hoo! :D )

Fifi Flowers said...

You are hilarious AGAIN! Your dogs are sooooo cute! That was one BIG turkey in the photo... WHO has an oven big enough for that... I know I don't.
ENJOY!
Fifi

Tracey said...

You've done it again Nikki!!!!
Great Thanksgiving story, even if Ozzie won't share the turkey :)
How in the world do you get them to pose for these pictures?
Hope you have a very HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
Tracey

Swirl Girl said...

once again - you totally made me spit out my wine!

hahahahaha

tammy said...

That's too cute. I was so afraid you were gonna tell me they got to the turkey while you weren't looking, leaving you with none. Kind of like how my lab stole an entire block of cheese off the counter while I wasn't looking. Or my Shitzu stealing my sandwich. Or my son's toast this morning. Or...

Ma'dame French said...

I love your doggie tales;) French

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

Nikki, I swear I am practically rolling on the floor laughing!! You are so.. funny!!!
Hugs, Terrie

Where on earth do you come up with this stuff??? luv your blog!!!

Bobbi Jo said...

Oh my goodness I love that. Your little critters are very clever. Sounds like there will be a lot of begging at your house.
Happy Thanksgiving and thank you for being so loving and creative.
Hugs, Bobbi Jo Gobble Gobble

Heather said...

My oldest loved your killer turkey and asked if we could makes ours a ninja!

Happy To Be said...

Nikki when I seen you posted I put on my Depends and came a running and girl you never disapoint me !!! This was one of the best yet..OMG Thnak the lord for depends!! too funny girl..hugs and smiles Gloria

K and/or K said...

I am in love with these pooches! And your creative humor. Such fun!

Bo said...

Hey Nikki...the village called....you know the rest...heehee, just kidding, but I so wish I had your crazy slant on life...L♥ve ya bunches! Bo

Jan said...

Dogs gone wild again Nikki? How funny. Those dogs are so funny, they should have their own show. You as the writer of course. Happy Day keeping that turkey in your hands and not the paws. :)

sandi said...

lol! I love those dogs!

Mama said...

I never thought I would say this Miss Nikki and it is in my bestest cockney english accent
"your bloody mental, you are"
but I must be mental too coz I absolutely loved it!!!!!!, tell Ozzie, Vanni looks like that when someone tries to take his Turkey and Cranberry Sauce, Vanni will be excited that Oz and Crumpet did a post today hehe.

Smilingsal said...

lol I'm not a "Blogging Lady Fancy" person either!

Nancy said...

Hi Nikki, I have a white box in my Kithcen too...LOL Love this post! Nancy

Kristens Creations said...

LOL! I love it! Those dogs are the cutest. I really think Ozzie is actually smiling in that one picture. Have a great thanksgiving, Kristen

QuirkyLoon said...

Oh my goodness.

You do turkey tales well, ma'am.

That was hilarious!

Susan S. said...

Those puppies are precious! I loved "their" story. Thanks for sharing. Happy Holidays!

Charli and me said...

LOL How cute! Oz and Crumpet are so sweet. Happy thanksgiving to you and your family. It has been a pleasure getting to know you :>)

Pedaling said...

Now, That's what I'm talking about!

Happy Thanksgiving to you!

Tristan said...

WOW. so stinkin' cute!! I think I'm in love with Oz.

Shelia said...

Hi, Nikkiness! Oh, you've done it again! This was just the cutest thing!! Those doggies are just amazing. Now, what was holding their attention in front of the oven? Turkey?? You're the wittiest one, Nikki! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and thanks for the chuckles.
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Tootsie said...

OMG!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! you made pop come out of my nose! this was hilarious...love it...so very creative and super cute...your narrators are adorable!

Not The Rockefellers said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family and 'specially to the furry ones.

Nikki this blog gets the 9 year old "squeal of approval" from not 1-2 but 3 lil girls!!!

Have a lovely day.

Peace - Rene

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Question... did they both get to ride in the shopping cart when you got to the store?

Love the Turkey In The Straw music... haha

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

onlymehere said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! I laughed hard enough at this post but then I see that you made pop fly out of Tootsie's nose!! I hope the narrators are well compensated for their talent. Oh, and I love the "great white box" idea!!

Mrs de Miranda said...

That is soooooooooo funny!! I loved it!! You are so good! I think you should start childrens book series with the both of them!!

Ginger said...

At first I didn't really think those were your dogs, I thought maybe you found the pics on the internet...but I went back and looked again and I think they really are. lol. Too darn cute!!!
Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
Ginger

laurie said...

You are SO fun! I just think it must be a blast to hang out with you! Life would never be dull with you around. This was a great post. So creative. laurie

Donna@designson47thstreet said...

I keep seeing your blog name here and there since I started mine and had to come over and meet you. I can see why so many hang out here! Fun place to be and I'll be dancing a jig the rest of the night to your blog music! Nice to meet you. :)
Donna

ksarra said...

Happy Thanksgiving Nikki to you and yours! Your puppies are too adorable, and the captions are hilarious! Did I ever tell you about the time when my husband was a little boy. They left the "Sunday dinner" chicken cooling on the table while they went to church. When they got home, their dog had had a FEAST! We still love that story even though we've told it a million times. HA

Alyson (New England Living) said...

How cute! You are so freakin' funny!

suburban prep said...

priceless!!!

Sandy Toes said...

Very cute! And of course, very funny...I just laughed and laughed at your post on Saturday..you are too much!
-sandy toes

Darlene said...

Another adventure of Ozzie & Crumpet....you are just so FUNNY and creative. I LOVE it when I see the dogs talking....LOL

Chris said...

You are incredible, you talent should be discovered. In a busy life that we all live in, you seem to look at life with so much humor. Thank you for taking your time to make as all laugh.

L♥ve Ya,
Chris

Diane of Crafty Passions said...

That was a scream thanks for the laugh!
Diane

Anonymous said...

Sniffle, sniff that was just so touching, and those tunes I am sure were what the Pilgrims were grooving to....So utterly Thanksgiving LOL

Thanks Nikki for another "Adventure in OZ" !!!,

Kathy :)

bj said...

I'm tellin' you, Nikki...you make me laugh sooooo hard. yoou are so good at this and those little doggies of yours are just the cutest.
that time on RMS when you were talking about a naked guy hiding behind a bush and you said "COME ON GIRLS, LET'S GET HIM"...I woke up nights thinking of us all runnin' after this naked fella and laughed so hard, I would get wide awake! you have a magnificent personality and I know every one of your friends just love you to pieces!!! WE ALL DO!!
love, bj

Becky said...

Nikki, you crack me up!!! I love your dogs, especially when they're talking!! Oz always looks like he is smiling!! LOL!!!

jori-o said...

Your dogs are full of personality!! And I love the killer turkey!

Mama said...

Vanni is wetting himself from laughing, he truly loves OZ and Crumpet, thanks for making his day you guys.

Laura said...

This is my favorite blog of the day! I wish I could hug those two cuties of yours. How can you resist giving them turkey? Adorable! Happy Thanksgiving!

AJ said...

I can just see two little doggie place settings at your table for Thanksgiving:) Have a great one!!

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

My buddy Oz is lookin' mighty dapper with his new cut. Crumpet isn't looking too bad either, but ya know how I love Oz. Okay, that turkey is so danged scary - you are one twisted puppy my dear. LOL.
Gotta love those days when you break out the everyone gets their own knife fancy. I'm thinkin' we could dub you "fancy nancy" this week. Does this mean you'll be wearin' a bra too? (did I just say that out loud?).
Happy Turkey Day sweet cheeks.

Mamarazzi said...

oh my goodness you KILL me. i have tears streaming down my face, that was HILARIOUS!!

KC Mom said...

Well be sure to tell Ozzie and Crumpet Happy Turkey Day from me! They are too darlin'!

Picket said...

OH I love 'Aventures with Ozzie & Crumpet'! lol lol That was a good one girl...HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING NIKKI!

Carolynn said...

Nikki, you are precious.

Crumpie, I love you. Oz...the jury is still on you buster.

Signed,
Bunny.

Diane said...

I love the Ozzie & Crumpet cartoons!!! ☺ Diane

Jill said...

Roflmao!! This was hysterical! They are so cute and you are so damn funny! Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

OH MY HECK! THIS IS THE MOST HYSTERICAL THING I'VE seen in a WHILE! HOLY COW WOMAN! You are just so talented!
thanks so much for sharing your talent with the rest of us nontalented people! ♥

Janie said...

Too cute!!! You're so creative!

JyLnC said...

Happy Thanksgiving! Your post was adorable and I would be sneaking food to those cuties!

Annie100 said...

I absolutely love the adventures of those two!!! have a great thanksgiving!!
Annie

tam said...

Nikki Girl you have done it again! Darn funny stuff! LOL! I love your dogs they are the coolest!EAT BIRD &...
Happy Thanksgiving!
~Tam :D

beth at aunties said...

Darling Post! Happy Thanksgiving!
Beth~♥

Bridget said...

My goodness I think that is the funniest episode of Crumpet and Oz ever! You are brilliant with not only the camera but matching your captions to their photos.
Give the boys an extra bite of turkey from Auntie Bridget. Happy Thanksgiving!

French Fancy said...

Nikki - another superb blog. I'm sending the link to lots of people I know because we've got to get it out there. We really need to think up a way for you to make money from blogging. You do it so well.

Do you ever get time to read all these comments?

~♥~ Monica S said...

Hahaha!! Aren't you just the funniest!! :-)

There still is something waiting for you at my site!! it's been a few posts since.. so ...

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving!!

Monica

ksarra said...

Hi Nikki, thanks for visiting my six random things post. And for understanding (pretending to understand???) why I read magazines backwards! Ha. And I TOTALLY understand about the grasshopper thing. How about those huge black and orange striped "devil horses"? A close second to horseflies! Happy Thanksgiving!

ksarra said...

PS Once I saw like a thousand of those devil horses crossing a road out in the country. I wonder, "Why did the devil horse cross the road?" They have to be creepiest grasshoppers ever! I'm not too crazy about locusts either.Ha.

The Blonde Duck said...

That probably took forever! It's so cute! Great job!

J'Ollie Primitives said...

doggone funny! (lame I know)
Happy Thanksgiving!

Chrissy said...

Only you could come up with a post that amazing!!!! Hats of to you my friend, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving!!

Shannon said...

Now that's a turkey!!
Your dogs tell a great story :) Love their "outfits"
Happy Turkey Day!

countrygirl3031 said...

Hi Nikki ~ I absolutely love those two...I just want to hug them to death! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving....Bear says hi!

Hugz,
Michele

squawmama said...

OMG Nikki... I just love when you post Ozzie & Crumpet... They are so funny...What a great story and I loved the scary Turkey... You made me LMAO and trust me there is a lot to laugh off...Thanks and Have a wonderful day...

(((HUGS)))
Donna

p.s. How do you ever get through all these comments and blogs... you must be in front of the pc most of the day... I only have a few and I am...

Liz said...

I just nearly wet my pants.

cindy said...

Those two are too cute~! Have a great Thanksgiving!..My oven wont be turned on that day..I am insisting that we go out to eat...and I dont want Turkey..I want steak! (I'm getting a little demanding in my old age.) ~Cindy~

joelandbecca said...

How do you resist those darling eyes when they beg? Oh so cute! That is why my little Buster is looking a little on the big side these days. I think it is sympathy weight!

gingela5 said...

So cute! Love the pups! Happy Thanksgiving to you too! And give the dogs each a leg--I'm sure they deserve it!

Straight to Your Hart said...

I will be lickin my plate clean as well!! Kickin my A later..then goin back for more!!

Have a great Thanksgiving!

big hair envy said...

Your dogs are so well trained!!! Bwahahaha!

I'm struggling to get past the image of the "killer turkey":O Do you think that would make a nice centerpiece for my Thanksgiving table? I hope I can find a pumpkin that hasn't rotted by now....

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Happy To Be said...

GM Nikki thanks girl for coming by..your the best..hugs and smiles Gloria

Loving Annie said...

Nikki,
That was so totally amazing and creative, it deserves a blog award all on its own !

Firefly said...

LOL that was awesome...love the turkey killer!!!

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving :)

shysue said...

That was a hoot!!! Loved it. Have a good Thanksgiving.

tardevil said...

You have wonder dogs to get all those creative poses. They must be angels to be so cooperative. I'd have to give them the entire turkey if they looked at me w/ those sweet faces. You are hilarious, as always! Have a great turkey day, Nikki!

Rachael said...

My boys LOVED this! It's so cute and you and the doggies are very talented! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

ps. They also loved the previous pic of the guy shoveling snow naked, but I was embarassed to admit it!!!

Susie Q said...

Well, if this wasn't the funniest AND sweetest thing I have seen all week...all month may be! Yup. May be...

You are the best sweet lady. And so are those seet fur babies.\

Love,
Sue

Renna said...

I am laughing so hard! I can't imagine how your brain must be wired to come up with stuff like that. It's hysterical.

ginny said...

I laughed till I cried! That was the most hillarious post I have ever read! I loved the killer turkey! By the way, I tried to be a fancy blogger lady.....It didn't work!
ginny

Michael said...

LOL, Crumpet and Ozzie's stories crack me up! I love the fancy place settings...with knives...that's how it is around my house, he he! I hope you and your family have a great holiday.

And thank you for your kind comments...gotta love my stylin' Christmas igloo pant :)

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

That's hilarious...How the heck did you get them to do all of that?

jesse said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA, omg you're a f*cking GENIUS. I love you and your pups!!! And that picture of the killer turkey... ahhahahaha!!

ann said...

GIRL,YOU KNOW I'M NEW,BUT....I WISH I KNEW 1 % OF THE TRICKS YOU KNOW.I CAN'T EVEN MAKE MY WORDS GO WHERE I WANT YET,BUT I' A LEARNIN....ANN

jeanne said...

Nikki, I went right over to Heather's blog and listened to her song. She so deserved to win George LOL. That was so clever, I loved it.

Now for your dog story. You know I love those little guys and your humor is beyond words. The most amazing thing is the way you get your furballs to pose. Outstanding girl.

Thank you, and best wishes for a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Hugs...Jeanne

Adventure girl wanna be said...

You are so talented and your babies are just amazingly cute! Happy, happy Thanksgiving!

amiable amy said...

My day is not complete if I can't visit your mansion Nikki. Thanks for making me giggle even if I am so sleepy now. You are so amazing, clever and witty blogger. God bless you more.

Michele said...

I love your humor and, more importantly, I love your doggies!

imjacobsmom said...

The things you get those dogs to do....if I don't get a chance to blog -god forbid - tomorrow, I hope you and your family have a Happy Thanksgiving! ~ Robyn

jill jill bo bill said...

Crumpmeister!!!! You were so missed this week and I want you to know that everyone from Mass. was so nice and alldenied knowing you. You are still safe from me showing up for thanksgiving. maybe...

Mamarazzi said...

IT ARRIVED!! oh heavenly day!! thank you sooooo much for the box filled with all of your favorite things!! i am so glad we were swap partners! thank you so much, FUN!! i blogged all about it!

come see!

Kristen said...

Your dogs are so funny! I love seeing things from their eyes.

ko said...

If anything can get me smiling it is those 2! :) I hope they have a wonderful thanksgiving, and you too! :) OHHI JUST LOVE YALL! :)
kyley

Supercool Hotmama said...

You are just too funny! I came to meet you from mamarazzi's blog and am lovin' your cute posts! Happy Birthday to your awesome son! Thanks for the reminders about why we should be grateful :) You scored on the fun swap stuff! (and you sent some great stuff to Mamarazzi!) Nice to "meet" you!

oh, and George! Too funny!

Donna Marie said...

Nikki,

Ozzie and Krumpett are so cute! Yoo make their stories look so real! (LOL) Happy Thanksgiving to you the pooches and your entire family!

Are you really going to turn on the white box???

xoxoxoxo
Donna Marie

Lizzie said...

love it! The picture of the killer turkey had me rolling, my kids came over to see what i was laughing about "mommy, what happened to that turkey? he looks mean!"

Happy thanksgiving! May all dogs fall asleep with full bellies and dreams of next year :)

Heather said...

I have a little something for you!

Happy To Be said...

Have a safe and blessed Thanksgiving dear friend...hugs and smiles Gloria

momstheword said...

After much thought, I have decided not to show my puppy your blog. She would just love your dogs, chew on their ears, and then fight them for the turkey! Great post!

Justine said...

OMG Nikki, this cracked my ass up! Your dog commentaries are some of the funniest stuff to read in blogland!!!!!!!!!
I tried to see the Clooney video but she's deleted it. Damn! Foiled again!

Justine :o )

The Berry's Patch said...

Nikki,

You are a crack up girl! I just love these little stories you come up with. You should write cartoons.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Marrdy said...

Oh Nikki-You are so funny! You really do make me laugh. Jsut sitting down to watch the boys...hope we don't have another heartbreaker!! (Dumb Bulls!!)

Have a great Thanksgiving.

momstheword said...

About your comment on my blog: I think this is where we're going about it wrong. We should be wearing flea powder or have bacon breath or something! :0)

Angie said...

I love the picture of them staring into the oven! My cat used to do that and it always cracked me up! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, Nikki..and thank you for always making me laugh!

~Angie

Shannon said...

Killer turkey! GAH!


Have a Happy Thanksgiving! :)

Anna Lefler said...

Hey, Lady...

I just gave you a shout-out on my blog!

Have a fabulous Thanksgiving...

XO

Anna

Jeauxdi said...

That was too cute!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Michaela said...

That was too cute!!

Happy Thanksgiving =)

Scooterblu's Whimsy~Rhonda said...

Good Morning, Nikki! What I want to know, is how you get the dogs to pose for the pictures. I can't get my stubborn, obstinate dogs to even look at me when I have the camera focused on them! ...I'm impressed! LOL! Great post, as always!

Hope you are having a Happy Thanksgiving! ~hugs, Rhonda :)

Cheryl said...

I'm lovin' it. They are so adorable. Hope you, your DH and the boys have a great Thanksgiving! Enjoy the long weekend.
Cheryl

hoosier homemaker said...

You are hilarious - thank you for the Thanksgiving day humor.

Michelle said...

Tee Hee Hee....those pups are just so darn funny!

I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!

dana said...

I am so glad I saved your Thanksgiving post until the last possible minute of the Thanksgiving Day! Here I am, parked infront of the computer--a bit tuckered out from a couple of days full of cooking, cleaning, washing, cooking, serving, cooking---yes, lots of cooking. I just needed some "quite and down time" to visit my favorite spots---to catch up on what's happenin' in blogland---to zone out a bit before the sweet sandman nails me and I'm out for a few peaceful hours of well-deserved rest. But OH NO!!! I reach your post and BAM! You've got me in stitches over your little Turkey Tale--you and your cute poochies. I realize, Nikki, what a blessing you are to me! I am so happy to have found you through blogging. Your humor is beyond belief---and so is your wonderful spirit.
I hope you had a great Thanksgiving with your family and I will keep you and Picket in mind whenever I find a really great Wheat Dish!!! Dana

Gollum said...

This was a hoot! So much fun!!
Hope you and your family had a good one. Please give the Crumpeteer a kiss from Mister.
gollum

Joops said...

hahahaha, i don't know how you can find all these humurous stuff nikki hahaha...

chubskulit said...

Goodness gracious, i got a full tummy with air bubbles hahaha

Rebecca said...

You are hysterical! LOVE IT!

Raxx - A day in the life said...

This was a blast to read! How did you get him to look angry when he declared he was NOT sharing his turkey?! That pic is the best!

Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

dana wyzard said...

I FIGURED "WHY LEAVE A COMMENT CUZ, YOU HAVE A MILLION OF THEM AND, ALTHOUGH YOU DESERVE THEM, THE SHEER NUMBER LEAVES ME AS JEALOUS AS A HOOKER WITH A CASE OF PIMPLES ON HER NOSE" SO I DECIDE TO PUT IT ALL IN CAPS AND SAY:

DAMN!!! I LOVE DOGS. MY FIRST WAS A SCHNAUZER. AND I ACTUALLY LAUGHED. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE AS I NEVER LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS.

*SIGH* ANOTHER HABIT JUST BIT THE DUST.

Laurie - Decorating Fanatic said...

Haaaaaa! They deserve their own show! Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving and the two "stars" got their share of that turkey! :)

Leslie said...

LOL! Soooo funny!! You've got talent!!

Auds at Barking Mad said...

That was hilarious!

Happy Belated Thanksgiving! Well, it still counts if you still have leftovers...which we do, in volume!!!! Oiy!

Julie said...

That is WAY too cute. You should start a line of childrens books with those 2 telling stories. It'd be a hit!

A New England Life said...

As the 132nd person to comment, I'm obviously a little late to the Thanksgiving table. LOL!

I love Crumpet and Ozgood. They are so doggone adorable! Two of my favorite breeds. And I like that they are smart! Maybe they could come here and teach our Pug a thing or two. Like table manners!

ed said...

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