Thursday, November 27, 2008

TOO SMART FOR MY OWN GOOD



We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent. And my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! C'mon people...work with me on this.


Here's to hoping you all have a marvelous "intelligence" filled day!♥♥♥

112 comments:

Jen r. said...

Love it! Hope you had a great turkey day!

tammy said...

I must be really smart.

ann said...

I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY FIGURED ALL THIS OUT.....ANN

Sincerely Yours said...

Hi Nikki! Yes yes that's it! I'll work with you on this one!lol Have a great weekend and behave just a little!!!lol Sincerely, Jeannette

Happy To Be said...

Loved it Nikki...I did't realized how smart I was..hugs and smiles Gloria

Rachael said...

I feel like that lady in the yellow shirt this morning. I have PTSD--"Post Thanksgiving Sloth Disorder"...I think it is a result of the two more bites of dessert I insisted on having when I was putting the pumpkin pie away at 10:00 last night. hahaha

~♥~ Monica S said...

HAhahahah!!
Wish I had just a wee bit of your imagination!! You are too funny!! hehehe!!!

Monica

cedwards55 said...

Nikki, I want one of those T-shirts. Not the baby one... the other one! I love how you rationalize. Me too! I'm just REALLY intelligent! Now, where are those leftovers?

Liz said...

I need that shirt. :)

Quirkyloon said...

I'm a genius!

Whoo-hoo!

Bobbi Jo said...

I guess I better work on giving up some intelligence. I am way too smart for my own good. I love that it is too funny!
Is this when we are suppose to start thinking of our New Years Resolutions? ARRG!
Hugs, Bobbi Jo

Tootsie said...

that is exactly what happened to me! I am a genius if you look at it this way!

Carolynn said...

Absolutely! I thought this was a well established fact. Hey, where can I get one of those yellow t.shirts, anyway? I'll need one in XXL because I'm extremely intelligent, maybe genius even. ;o)

BTW, I've launched a giveaway contest over at my place today, if you want to swing by and enter.

Happy Friday!
Carolynn

Laura said...

Watch out Einstein! Here comes Laura!

Hope you had a great holiday!
Laura :)

French Fancy said...

Oh Nikki, I've certainly got a resemblance to the right hand cartoon woman. Although I never wear yellow.

Hope you had a great feast.

onlymehere said...

Yup, that's it, I'm just too intelligent for my own good! LOL!

sandy said...

I think my ass is filling up with knowledge as we speak!

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

That's hilarious. I must be BRILLIANT!

jesse said...

LOL, in that case, I must be a genius! XD I love your blog!

Michael said...

The burger, shake, and fries is a RIOT!!!! OMG, you are too funny! Unfortunately, that's how I'm feeling today as I indulged a little too much yesterday.

Hope you had a great holiday!
~M

salmagundi said...

Guess we are all too intelligent for our own good!! I know I am. Loved the laugh this a.m., Nikki. Have a great weekend. Sally

Bo said...

Hi Nikki...that's my story too and I'm sticking to it!! Hugs, ;-) Bo

Darlene said...

Morning Nikki,
I'm gonna use that for my story too!!! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Sue said...

well that says it all!!

ksarra said...

No wonder we gain weight as we get older, thanks for telling me! HA

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

I need the arrow in the back pointing at the butt.

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Adventure girl wanna be said...

Right on! You go girl!

Danyelle Ferguson said...

Love the cartoon! I used to be the prego in the pink shirt, but now I'm definitely in the yellow shirt stage! Happy Thanksgiving!

Firefly said...

LOL which means I'm a lot smarter after Thanksgiving HAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Have a great weekend!

A New England Life said...

Maybe that's why I can't remember a damn thing . . . I need to put on a few pounds! lol!

; )

Rebecca said...

That is so funny!

Bridget said...

I need one of those shirts!

Eudea-Mamia said...

Ah, if only that's how it worked - I'd be the president of Mensa (that's the smart people posse, right?)

tam said...

WoW So thats why I am sooo smart?Cool beans man! Hope you and the family had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
~Tam

Braja said...

Ah, yes, I like the way you think :)

Linda said...

So does this mean I am twice as smart as you? But then again,I think I have reached the saturation point and it is leaking out because I am pretty forgetful sometimes.

Renna said...

Do you have a staff of comedy writers in the wings, or do you really come out with all this stuff yourself? You slay me with your wit!!! ;-Þ

Wouldn't it be a cool society if everytime someone saw a fat person such as...oh, myself, instead of thinking "that woman needs to lose a few", they'd think "wow, look at that incredibly smart woman!". Yep, you're really on to something! ;-Þ

Justine said...

Damn girl, I was wondering why I woke up so much smarter today! Thanks for clearing that up for me!

Justine :o )

amiable amy said...

hahaha...i am becoming more and more "intelligent" each day....happy turkey day...show some pictures of that celebration Nikki

Mc Allen said...

that totally explains it then!! whewwww! LA

Ma'dame French said...

Phew that explains it all!!!Hugs hope you had a great one!! French;)

KC Mom said...

You funny girl...I've been waiting for an explanation and now I know! Whew...I'll sleep better tonight!

Mama said...

I am with you on this one Nikki!.

I was just on my way to Weight Watchers but I'll be dammed if I let them take all my intellegence away, I worked so hard to get it in the first place.

I'm off to gather and store some more "Information" :)

I would give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!.

beth at aunties said...

How funny and true!!!
Now I get it, calories = intelligence. It isn't just a mid life spread...
Hope your day was wonderful and you are enjoying the leftovers.

Straight to Your Hart said...

K-I'll remember to tell that to my butt!!! Does that mean there are other parts of my body that are smart? I need to tap into those areas LOL!

Ginger said...

Nikki, that is too cute. And so true!!!! I've never been smarter in my life. LOL
Ginger

Charli and me said...

Hi Nikki,
I like that way of thinking LOL

Janie said...

Hilarious...and...that lady looks just like me.

Are you stalking me? ;)

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

Hey, I feel smarter already! LOL
And who took that picture of me...not the pregnant lady either! LOL

Shelia said...

Hi Nikkiness!! I working with you, honey!! Thanks for letting me know I'm just the smartest one!!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

binders said...

Now that's just flat out brilliant! Who knew I was so smart? My butt is just an extension of my brain? Woo Hoo!

Tracey said...

I must be a REALLY SMART GENIUS!!!!

laurie said...

I like this..no, I love this! Especially since we just began the "eating season" and I am getting smarter and smarter on TG leftovers! laurie

Jan said...

I have the IQ of cheesecake. If calories is what the numbers are based on. Loved the honesty of the shirt.

Shannon said...

I must be a genius!!!!

Gollum said...

You are a comic genius. I love coming by here--no matter what kind of day I'm having, it always makes me feel better visit you.

Laura said...

Exactly! Watch the donut, not the hole!

jeanne said...

Hi Nikki, Thanks for a good laugh. I knew you were intelligent before I saw your pic today. I want a t-shirt like yours. Oh, wait a minute,that's a cartoon. Oh yeah, silly me, you have blond hair, I'm the red head. You are full of humor and I love to visit you. Not just because you are funny, just because under all that humor you have a big heart. I.m on to you girl.

Hugs...Jeanne

Sher's Creative Expressions said...

Oh, I like that!! Very, very good!

Blessings,

Sher

amy said...

Nikki, thank you for this wonderful picture....at least i won't be sad if im gaining...hehehe...im intelligent already...btw, got a tag...my way of saying thanks to you

imjacobsmom said...

Well, that explains why I am such a genius! ~ Robyn

Alyson (New England Living) said...

I like your way of thinking! Hope you had a great holiday!

Diane@A Picture is Worth.... said...

Cute post Nikki...I need to remember this one!

Diane

eve cleveland said...

Nikkster...
I had the same best friend growing up and still do. Her mother needlepointed a pillow that had sheep on it and it said, "Ewes not fat, Ewes fluffy." Back then, we thought she was awful silly. Now, not so much.
Eve

Pam said...

What a hilarious cartoon! I love it. Thanks for making me laugh. :) Pam

jori-o said...

Your philosophy goes hand in hand with mine--you know, where the calories fall out of things that are broken or crumbled...?

Cheryl said...

Oh, this is sooooooo me!
Cheryl

J'Ollie Primitives said...

Well, it's nice to know my behind is intelligent.

Sandy Toes said...

How funny!
-sandy toes

Anonymous said...

Nikki,
I wish it were that simple for me - that I could blame my weight on being intelligent. Unfortunately, my weight is due to having to eat too many of my words. Wish it were the the former instead of the latter.
Love, Mom

dana said...

Love your heavy humor on this Sat. morning! I also hope you had a terrific TGiving---did the poochies get any of the trimmings?

Dana

Natalie said...

HAHA!

Yes, that's it!

ko said...

YES! I AM SO GLAD YOU HAVE FIGURED THIS OUT!!! :) I knew it wasnt the donuts, and fries!! :) LOVE YA!
kyley I hope you have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

Jill said...

I need that shirt! LOL! Hope you had a great holiday!

Jill said...

I need that shirt! LOL! Hope you had a great holiday!

Lizzie said...

great description... i'll let you know if any one buys it "No, No, I haven't put on weight this year, I'm smarter!"

AJ said...

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving with your family:)

momstheword said...

Loved the cartoon. That is my story and I'm sticking to it, too!

Deb said...

Nikki! Too funny! Deb

Fifi Flowers said...

I ADORE your reasonings!!! You put everything into perspective! Life according to Nikki!
ENJOY!
Fifi

Shannon said...

Wow! I guess I gained a LOT of intelligence this past week! Seven pounds worth. But, what does it mean when I want to lose it??

Michelle said...

I'd by that! Funny how my brain capacity didn't overflow until I started having kids!!!

Tootsie said...

we can be high school divas together! lol thanks for playing along

jeanne said...

Nikki, thanks for your visit today. Pink and red can be very pretty together. I had a pink and cherry red kitchen in the 1960's I loved that kitchen. I had pink and red wallpaper too. LOL. I really don't think I would ever do it again. My neighbors thought it was real pretty. Unless they were just being nice. ????

Hugs...Jeanne

Donna Marie said...

(LOL) That was funny! Enjoy your leftovers! I am working on mine as I blog! :)

xoxoxoxo
Donna Marie

bj said...

I had a wonderful holiday and i just know you did, too....with your sweet family and hubby....
love, bj

The Blonde Duck said...

So running makes me dumber! I can fufill my dumb blond persona!

Lynette said...

OK - so that's gonna be our story, huh? I can live with that!!
Happy late Thanksgiving, Nikki! Hope yours was good and filling!
Lynette

Anonymous said...

Wow.... who knew I was the smartest blonde in Blogsville USA !!!

We had a great Thanksgiving hope you did too !!!

All the best,
Kathy :)

Jamie said...

Haha, I love it...thanks for putting a smile on my face when I needed it :-) I'm definitely workin' on becoming a genius!

Thanks for entering my giveaway!

ReformingGeek said...

I'm started to feel my hips after all that food.

Cute cartoon!

Redhoodoos said...

Great story and I'm stickin to it!

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

OMG!!! Nikki, I am so brillant!!!

chubskulit said...

hahahhaha that's the smartest way to say and describe it...

joops said...

Oh man, my ister would love this one hahaha...

misty said...

brilliant and hilarious hahaha..

Helen said...

Hi there! I didn't realize your blog was you = Nikkicrumpet = found out when I began reading the blogs on Gollum's sidebar. You can be sure I will visit again. Very funny post.....

Chrissy said...

You should be on the comedy channel woman... you are good for the soul!!

JyLnC said...

You're definitely my kind of chick. I love your logic because according to your theory I'm VERY intelligent.

Michele said...

Does that mean Mr. Potato Head is gifted? I love your logic! Great one.

Lynne said...

You are an absolute, over the top scream!!! I laughed and laughed at this. Perfect timing..lol..
I sure enjoyed you stopping by..hugs ~lynne~

TMI said...

Awwww..... finally my weight gain makes sense! Thanks for clearing that up for me!!! ;O)

mbkatc230 said...

I used to say I wasn't overweight, I was just undertall. Now I know I was just REALLY smart lol. Thanks for the big grin. Kathy

Michael said...

LOL, your house is absolutely perfect...I can't imagine you growing up with all the animals mounted on the walls. That's so funny. Ok, I'm not a fan of dead animals, but I am a fan of Nikkicrumpet style!

Denise said...

Wow...I must be REALLY smart if this is true! Thats awesome. I love your sunflowers too!
Thanks for stopping by and leaving me a comment on my bday!

Nancy said...

I believe that! LOL Nancy

Stacey said...

You crack me up! I was just thinking about getting out all of my Weight Watchers stuff. It's so depressing.

jill jill bo bill said...

That explains so much. So I can continue to not exercise and eat myself into a coma as long as I continue to read blogs, right? Okay good.

Smilingsal said...

I think that I'm the smartest one you know!

Catherinette Singleton said...

You, my dear, are the smartest woman alive. You see, you have no convinced me that my extra wobbly bits don't have anything to do with the fact that I eat chicken tenders and fries for lunch 3 times a week. Instead, it's due to my sharp intelligence.

Thank you!!

Found you on the SITS site. Good stuff!

tardevil said...

OMG! You just have no idea how "intelligent" I am! Love this post!

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