Last week I had a contest to find a good home for George Clooney. I was going to narrow down the 5 funniest or most compelling comments and then let Ozzie pick the winner. I had no idea how hard this was actually going to be. You guys really had me laughing...it was the most fun I've ever had reading my comments!
So I had to pick 6 because I couldn't narrow it down any more. Bridget totally cracked me up but she "bowed out gracefully"...then did a song and dance..too funny! Then there were some who got a little "creepy" and "demented" and I started turning on my home security system lol...but I had a great time with this! So without further ado...here are the candidates for Ozzie to pick from...
jill from jill jill bo bill said...
I am the mother of his child. I need to show my son what his real dad looks like. Please for the love of a one night stand. Plus I will get you something in Aruba!!!!
Knowing she gave birth to his kid was very compelling...and lets face it...I'm not above taking bribes!!!!
Kady from Life on Bonnie Lane said: he really does need to come down from the wall above your toilet so that he doesn't have to see your husband's johnson any more.
Kady made me spit laugh. I didn't think of this when I hung him above the toilet. I read this comment to my hubby and he said "Hmmm I'm not sure I want your blogging pals talking about my Johnson" Which made me laugh even harder!
Lilly from Lilly's Life said: complete envy that you had George living with you when I have lusted after him for years after I gave Richard Gere the flick after he started wearing orange robes. I have already mentioned him by name in my blog 4 million and 38 times already!!
I believe someone who mentions anyone's name 4 million and 38 times on their blog deserves massive therapy...but since that isn't the prize here...I figured a picture was the next best thing!
Tammy from Time Flies said: I think I would stick George on the ceiling of my bedroom so I could see him every morning and night. And so my hubby would never want bottom again. (Did I just say that?)
YES TAMMY YOU DID!!! And I must say that I was shocked...but only after I laughed for about 10 minutes straight!
Heather from Nobody but Yourself actually wrote an entire song...and dang it was GOOD! Then she said: If I win, I might just be giddy enough to make a video of myself singing this song and send it to you. Or maybe that’d be better as a threat if I *don’t* win….)
The song was so funny....but this promise of the video....PRICELESS!
And (I don't know her first name so we'll call her Angels Mom ) over at Wheres my angels resorted to some funny good natured name calling..and then said: George has personally told me that all the creepy video's she sends of herself singing that song in the nude, really freak him out! It's one of the reason's he is still single and suffers from PTS.
She is the only person who has ever used the word "skank" on my blog, and her video comment was very funny.
It's time for the Oz man to earn his keep. And lets face it...he doesn't have a wide range of skills. His only talents are being annoying, and pooping. None of which are gonna come in real handy for this contest. But the one thing he can do is EAT. So This is the plan......
Ozzie will eat his choice...whoever gets chomped first is the winner!!!
I have photographed the proceedings to prove that it was all fair and square.
Ozzie sniffs the candidates....
It appears as though he may have made his choice....yes...he's chewing......
AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE.....Crumpet darts in and grabs somebody!!
And while I'm trying to remove one of you lovely ladies from the Jaws of Death.....Ozzie the little turd snatches up somebody else!!
It's to late to save whom ever this was...they are now simply crumbs of their former selves......
When the fur finally stops flying...this is all that's left..............
However after reviewing the tapes...Crumpet and I are pretty sure that HEATHER
was devoured first. So Heather email me your address....and George is on his way to your house!!!!!
I learned a valuable lesson...never let dogs decide the outcome of anything....but Thanks for participating...we had a blast!