Wednesday, November 12, 2008

GEORGE NEEDS A NEW HOME!

A while back I won the grand prize in a contest over at SITS...if you don't know what that is please click here and check them out. It is the greatest site ever! They introduce you to new bloggers, have fabulous contests, and it's run by some really nice people!



One of the prizes that I won was an autographed picture of the gorgeous George Clooney. So after receiving this lovely prize....and hiding it from the other SITSA'S who wanted to remove George from my possesion and make him their own personal play toy....I decided it was time to bring him out of hiding and find just the right spot for him in my house.


I figured the best place for George to reside was above our master bed. I mean hey...ya got a gorgeous guy...ya want to keep him close to snuggle right?



HUBBY SAID NO!



Okay...fine...I can understand that he would be a little concerned that George might fall off the wall and hurt himself. My hubby is such a considerate guy! So I figured I'd just put him on the nightstand on my side of the bed.



Hubby said....if George is on that side of the bed.....I won't be anytime soon. Hmmmm a compelling argument.....



So then I remembered the "Star Galaxy" on our big screen TV (if this makes no sense to you....check out this post). I'm thinking , where better for a big star to hang out...than on my big screen star galaxy!


Hubby didn't like the fact that George was covering up the end zone during Monday night football. He also didn't appreciate the fact that I mentioned George had a nice end zone of his own. Hmmmm plan "D'....


Then I get this great idea to just set George up in the guest room...he'd have some privacy and it would be perfect. But then I realized my mom would be sleeping with George when she came to visit. And I'm pretty sure my dad wouldn't appreciate that too much. He's already a bit miffed about that whole "Beckham Tattoo" incident.



OH wait....what was I thinking. I know the perfect place. He can hang out with my favorite Jazz players, Karl Malone, John Stockton and Jeff Hornacek!


But George simply refuses to stand that close to Karl Malone...he says Karl's muscles make him look like a "girlie man".


I know!!!! You can sit on my dressing table....right on my mirror. That way I can see you ever morning when I get ready for work.


After returning from the ER to have a mascara wand removed from my left eye (never do eye makeup while oogling a hottie) I decided that maybe that wasn't such a good idea.


So I tried this......




And George hasn't talked to me since. I think he's a bit miffed.



So I've come to the realization that maybe George needs to find a new home....a REALLY good home where he fits in and feels special.


So for any of you lovely people out there who think George should come live with you....just leave me a note in my comments. Tell me all the reasons why George should be your special friend....and I'll narrow down the 5 funniest, most compelling reasons. Then Ozzie will pick the winner randomly from those 5. George will wait a week from today to see who REALLY REALLY wants him. Then off he'll go to the lucky winner. Good luck!



130 comments:

Nikki said...

My Gracious, you are so funny!

I think I would have a hard time finding just the right spot for George too.

Straight to Your Hart said...

LOL on the back of the toilet..I'd be sn(m)iffed Poo!! EWWW..

I'd stick him on my soda can..so every-time I took a sip...ooo.ooo you know what I mean...so no tongue though!! JK

Had me thinking past my bedtime..so in my dreams is where he will be. Just hope I don't talk in my sleep..tehe.

Bridget said...

You are one crazy girl. I laughed so much reading this. I'm going to have to think of some good reason for George to move in with me. If George is in my guest room, guess what room I'll be sleep in?

TMI said...

This is too funny! I love the Jazz players too. I would vie for an autographed photo of them. George, he's ok, but I can see why you're pawning him off, er, kindly and generously giving him away.

Jan said...

So so funny. Love your husband. Hilarious.

I would love George because I love Curious Georges. I would love to monkey around with that picture.

Mandy @ Adventures of a Millennium Mom said...

Okay, this post is hilarious!!

Okay...George should be my special friend b/c I'm fricken special too gosh darn it! I too enjoy fancy lakeside villas in italy... I too enjoy playing zany pranks on people and winning fancy oscars...I too enjoy having played the handy man on the Facts of Life(he can fix my sink anytime!) And of course, I too enjoy being sexy beyond my years!! (Just kidding of course...)

jill jill bo bill said...

I am the mother of his child. I need to show my son what his real dad looks like. Please for the love of a one night stand. Plus I will get you something in Aruba!!!!

Lilly's Life said...

Gosh I love your posts. They always make me laugh but I read this with complete envy that you had George living with you when I have lusted after him for years after I gave Richard Gere the flick after he started wearing orange robes. I have already mentioned him by name in my blog 4 million and 38 times already!!

I want George bad and feel suitably qualified to cater for his every needs. I am appealing to your empathy here. I am lonely, aging, single, oh damn, I'm just plain DESPERATE. Please let me have George or can I borrow him at least. He will come to a good home, he will be waited on hand and foot, I'm not adverse to pigs and I have an empty space in my bed. What more do you need (ok, I hear you, the cheque is in the mail)!

You my dear are too much fun - love coming by here - wonder what the real George would make of your post - do you think he ever goes searching on Google for his name???? LOL

dana wyzard said...

There's a hole in my outhouse that needs plugged. That photo looks to be the right size.

Mc Allen said...

Gheeze thats terrible, I cannot believe you would choose your husband over GC, who does he think he is???? I say you have proven yourself unfit and I am going to demand that they resend your prize, and I will politley request that they send him promptly to moi, where he will be appreaciated and adored, as he should be. I hope this doesn't effect our very close friendship but I cannot in good consience allow him to remain in your possession... lylas, LA

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

I figure that having George hanging above my bed will be about the closest I'll get to having a man in my bedroom. Besides, if I actually DID get someone in there, just one look at George's adorable puppy dog eyes will be enough to get me in the mood.

And besides, he really does need to come down from the wall above your toilet so that he doesn't have to see your husband's johnson any more.

Kady

Fifi Flowers said...

Hilarious! TRULY HILARIOUS!!! I have no desire for George... but I had to comment... THANKS for the laugh!

Swirl Girl said...

since I actually have met him before, well not really (he touched my shoulder and said 'excuse me, miss' ) I was in his way -for real, Red Rock Las Vegs, May 2006) and blocked him from the hot babes at the VIP pool ...I should get the picture of him so I can NOT blather on stupidly about how he is my biggest fan...and i could use the photo to wipe the drool from my chin.

mishebe said...

I love George but i think some of those single gals need him more. Funny comments. Ok actually I was dating George awhile ago but he just didn't want to have children . I would love a child with him, so i had to end the relationship. But we had great sex. ( when i woke up from this dream i felt exilerated. thanks George)lol mishelle

French Fancy said...

well done, nikki, on yet another award - and what an award! Can't you put him in the kitchen? I think he'd go very well there.

He has it all really - looks, charm, money, an Italian villa and who knows what other houses. He seems a regular guy but he must have some annoying habits, even one. What do you think it is?

I'd hang on to him anyway and stick him above the oven.

JyLnC said...

Great post but alas I have no desire for George. He's great to look at but with his fear of commitment not a reliable guy for the home fires.

WheresMyAngels said...

1. George belongs with me because he has always wanted to live with an overweight 40 year old woman with a botox free face. I heard they are rare where he is from.

2. Because I would NEVER let that Skank Heather from the Nobody-But-Yourself blog near him. George fears her and has thought about pressing stalking charges against her(I don't think that was me).

3. Because I would NEVER put George in my bathroom..... unless it was a spot in my cabinet next to my ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm massager, yeah massager.

4. Because I am a practical joker like George. To prove it, I'll kick my Child Husband to the sofa and tell him that George has HIS spot in bed. Which won't be true, cause I'll have George right beside/on me not half off the edge of the bed where Child Husband normally has the honors of sleeping.

5. Because I won't let that Skank Heather near him (have I already mentioned that?)
5.I won't spread the secret of him and

WheresMyAngels said...

Opps how did that other 5 get up there?

Bo said...

Oh Nikki, you generous girl you! I don't think George needs to come live with me because of our age difference he'd have to be my pool boy and I don't have a pool....
Hugs, ;-) Bo

Chris said...

Do you know how stupid I feel sitting here laughing till the tears roll down my face. My DH just shakes his head at me. He doesn't understand. As for George, I doubt if he will live with an old fat women. LOL

Love Ya,
Chris

Mama said...

Nikki you have to be the funniest lady in blog-land!! and these comments are cracking me up so much!!

Do you remember my "Bucket List" post where we all thought George's horrible bedspread was the pits and you called me a hussy or was it a trollope???? anyway, I think George should come and live with me because YOU OWE ME also my hubby travels a lot!! enough said!!. Kathy

The Blonde Duck said...

Poor George! He can't find any love!

Rebecca said...

You are so funny! I liked the above your bed idea! haha!

Ma'dame French said...

Geroge belongs to me! Hey I finally got rid of his exwife...we just had passionate sex and he we will proposing to me soon!! Dammit he's mine! You didn't know???? I have even followed ER since SEPT of 1994 and I get choked up by the thought of not seeing the show every Thursday night it's been part of my life for 14 years....excuse me I need a tissue~~~OK I am back I really need him!!!French;0)

tammy said...

That is so so funny! And you are too generous.

This will make you jealous - My hubby has been in the locker room with Karl and John and SEEN THEM NAKED! I was so jealous I didn't get to go in with him.

I think I would stick George on the ceiling of my bedroom so I could see him every morning and night. And so my hubby would never want bottom again. (Did I just say that?)

Momof3 said...

I am writing on behalf of Heather at Nobody but yourself. Please, Please, Please pick her so we don't have to read about George anymore on her blog!
That is all!

Adventure girl wanna be said...

I don't have anything funny to say! I just wanted to say "hi";)

Pat@Back Porch Musings said...

Cute post!

Even though he's a cutie pie, no need to add my name to the hat.

Just came by to say hi!

Linda said...

OH poor George wouldn't feel comfortable here - not with my real man around. Besides, he'd see all my old stuff and be missing all the ornate stuff from his home in Italy and he'd run as fast as he could.

You know, Ellen Degeneres has been looking for him ever since she moved her show to her new studio - you should send him to her!!

Sandy Toes said...

You are just TOO much!!! This just cracked me up...George may have to just go in a photo album!
-sandy toe

Melissa Wertz said...

Sorry, I don't think DH will let George come live with us either.

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

Heather should get it...


there... I said it.

AJ said...

Well, since that whole ER incident, George and I really haven't spoken. I don't think he would want to come stay with me;)

Bobbi Jo said...

Nikki,
I love your post! George is one HOT man.
I think I deserve him I had the perfect dream job all ready to pitch to the AZ Diamondbacks Baseball manager. I could be the gal that slaps the players butts as they come in the dugout after hitting or each inning. I would have been perfect for the job. I have great hand eye coordination skills I am encouraging with touch and words. So I can't get the job due to hubby of almost 22 years saying they wouldn't hire me and bursting my dreams. My other big dream would be to have a wonderful hunky photo of HOT George for in my craft room where I spend most of my days at. He wouldn't be lonely, we can talk, have chocolate and Diet Coke together and just be the best of buds. I am crossing everything I can to win this one. Hugs, Bobbi Jo

Aleta said...

LMAO. That was a great post! I can't bring him into my house though. Greg would put George through the shredder. Hehe.

Smilingsal said...

LOL Oh Nikki, LOL you are sumptin'.

My hubby would say "NO!" even louder than yours. (You know he's Italians, and they get LOUD!)

Monica S said...

hahaha!!

You are so funny!!

Monica

Alyson (New England Living) said...

You're too funny! I love your sense of humor!

Rue said...

Oh no... he can't come live with us! Rich would not like that one little bit LOL

rue

squawmama said...

ME ME ME ME ME there are 5 reasons to pick ME!!! I love him and he would look good in the little undersize home of mine... besides I am sure he wants to be with a chunky (fat), well matured(old), sophisticated lady (hey you! throw me that beer and nuts over there) woman like me... Ok... what will be will be... ME ME ME ME ME please pick ME!!!!


(((HUGS)))
Donna your SIS that should count for something....Family RULES!!!!

Heather said...

*ahem*

To the tune of The Rainbow Connection

(with apologies to Kenny Ascher and Paul Williams)

Why are there so many
Gals* who love Clooney?
What’s with the drooling and sighs?
As I’m afflicted
So deeply afflicted
I can explain ‘xactly why…

George was on TV and even in movies
He stars, he directs and he writes
He’s won an Oscar, he even was Batman!
He’s the main man, he’s just out of sight!

George is so dreamy
But more than being dreamy
He has got all that it takes!
The charm and the wit, and
the great sense of humor,
A villa on the shores of an Italian lake

You see it’s so easy to find Clooney dreamy
He’s the whole package, oh can’t you see?
That’s why I need him
(at least the picture of him)
George Clooney in 8x10 and ME

Oh I am under his spell
You know that I must have his piiiiiiiiiii-
cturrrrrrrrrrre!

Have you been half asleep,
And have you heard voices?
I’ve heard George calling my name…
Is this the sweet sound
Of my precious Clooney?
Or just one more sign I’m insane?

I’ve heard it too many times to ignore it,
Together’s how we’re s’posed to be!
Someday I’ll have it,
The picture of Clooney,
And then oh how HAPPY I’ll be

La da da dee da da doo
Please give me the picture, PLEASE DOOOOOO!

(If I win, I might just be giddy enough to make a video of myself singing this song and send it to you. Or maybe that’d be better as a threat if I *don’t* win….)

* I realize there probably are a fair share of guys who love George, too, but it didn't fit my rhyme scheme, so I had to leave them out. Sorry, boys!

Amy said...

I need to have George....so I can give him to my friend Martini Molly. She would uber love me for ever if I gave it to her :D

kwr221 said...

Oh my, are we voting? Because HEATHER ROCKS!!!!!!

Raxx - A day in the life said...

Nikki I read your posts like it's an episode of my favorite sitcom! So darn funny!

I think George should decide where he wants to go, I have his number, do you need it?

gingela5 said...

I don't think I deserve George Clooney but I had to comment anyways! You're so funny! Can't wait to read the 5 finalists!

Twisted Lisa said...

I vote for Heather, anyone who would spend that much time writing a song for him, truly LUVS him and he would be very happy with her!

And besides, I want to see the video.

Big Hair Envy said...

I think you should send George to live for a week with each of your blogger friends. (Sort of like Flat Stanley.) We could take pictures of him in our homes, cars, etc., and it would be fun to track his travels. Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

Hi Nikki,

PLEASE I vote for Heather and if she wins she HAS to do the video as promised !!!

Great post thanks for the ha ha's

Kathy :)

Tulsi said...

Since my husband is Highway Patrol and we live in part of the State where movies are made, we were in Kanab at the time of this. He blocked cars for John Travolta in Broken Arrow. Ate lunch with him, talked to him, and not one autograph did he get!!! I was steamed. Especially when I found out he was closer to him that the inside of his car. He did quick draw with Mel Gibson during the filming of Maverick. When Mel does the fancy stuff with his gun in the saloon, Steve is sitting right here. He did learn and got me Mel's autograph. But Mel just isn't John. I'm still working on forgiving him and that was 15 or so years ago. When ever a John Travolta movie comes up, Steve tries to stop it quick before I can begin my glaring and telling my story.

I love the places you put and photographed George!!!!

binders said...

I don't care much about George but your post is pretty darn funny! It's true that it's hard to fit a photo like that into one's decor.

I suspect my dh wouldn't like George hanging out in our room unless he could put up some sort of equivelent chic poster and we all know that ain't gonna happen!

Ronnica said...

I "deserve" our man George Clooney because the blogosphere is all about loving on fellow bloggers. And Heather wants him dearly, and I'd so love to bless her with him. And no, the fact that I just sent Heather something in the mail with my home address on it where she can come and hunt me down if I won George has NO bearing on my wanting to give my chance to her.

Firefly said...

LOL seems like George was everywhere LOL

onlymehere said...

If it were Kiefer Sutherland I'd give it a try, but I have a hard time feeling googly over someone named George and I'll tell you why. My little brother's name was George and it would just be too......EWWWWW......you know? Thinking mushy thoughts while saying my brother's name?....Nope, can't do it. That reminds me, my sister married a David and I have a brother David, guess that's why we call her husband Dave. On a funnier note there are seven girls in our family and three of us married men with the same last name but not related or even geneology that goes back to the same country. Two other sisters married men with the same last initial. Only my sister Linda married someone with a different last initial. It used to drive my mom nuts. She actually had more grandchildren with my married last name than my in-laws did who had four boys to carry on the name. Okay, my boring life 101 is now over! I can hardly wait to see who wins George!

Anna Lefler said...

* snort *

You slay me, Nikkicrumpet.

Here's the thing - I came here because I heard about the G.C. photo opportunity. Color me surprised to find that he's wearing clothes in the photo. Wha...? I was led to believe this was a "full disclosure" type photo. (Can't remember who told me that...)

So I guess my search will continue for the kind of George photo that will work with the little paper clothes that I've made for him. I've kind of got a concept going here, if you know what I mean...

;^) Anna

Charli and me said...

LOL You know as much as I like George he just doesn't fit into the sheme of things here but thank you any way. I hope your able to find him a good home. LOL

Bo said...

Hey Nikki...when you get TIME come pick up your "Bookworm Award" over at my blog! Hugs, ;-) Bo

Diane of Crafty Passions said...

Ahh George........yummmmm!!!
I would take George on my trip to Europe next year he could be my companion, I would take pictures to show everyone what were up to( wink wink)I just know he would be a wonderful travel buddy!!!
Diane

WheresMyAngels said...

I see the skank Heather has made her way here and is trying to "woooooooooooooo" herself the prize.

George has personally told me that all the creepy video's she sends of herself singing that song in the nude, really freak him out! It's one of the reason's he is still single and suffers from PTS.

Michelle said...

Ok, I am not entering this contest......because if I did you would find me holding a contest to get rid of him. :)

Cheryl said...

How funny!! I love reading these comments too!! The only place I would have for George is above the dog dish :( Sorry. My dog hunter might like him, he seems to be drooling at the mention of his name. :)
Nikki, got your order for dog bones. Sorry I didn't let you know sooner. They will be going out tomorror to Utah. Thank you very much and I will be sending some to my sweet Crumpet and to that little devil Ozgood :)
Cheryl

Michael said...

I'm not a George fan surprisingly. Everybody swoons all over him and I just don't get it. That's just little ole me, though. I'm sure he'll be very happy in his new home though.

nikkicrumpet said...

It's probably best you're not hot for George...I think you're way to smart for him. I hear he likes his companions dumb and slutty lol. I hope all is well in your world!

Ginger said...

Hi Nikki.........Cute post. I got a kick out of reading everyone's comments too. Count me out on winning George, I don't think he'd enjoy living with an old broad. lol. But hey....you don't have a picture of Kevin Costner do you??????
Ginger

Shannon said...

You crack me up! I was thinking George could join you in the dining room... Like a dinner guest??
I'd let him come here but my hubby might get a little jealous ;)

QuirkyLoon said...

Oh you are so funny. No wonder you are so dang pop-you-lurrrr!!!

Good for you!

I'm not gonna go for the Georgie-poo pic, I'm too tired for someone that gawgeous!

Did you consider putting him on the OTHER wall in your bathroom? That way YOU could see but hubby wouldn't?

tee hee

Heather said...

"dumb and slutty" and "skank" ???

le sigh.

I am a classy and smart broad. (And I mean BROAD, too. Have you seen me in my role as The Eclipse in the previews for upcoming episodes of Heroes?)

I can make George happy. At least in glossy, 8x10 form. I guarantee it.

And by the by, I apologize in advance for not knowing how to play either the banjo or guitar, but I have been practicing my song on the piano all afternoon, and the video camera battery is in the charger. You know, just in case.

:D

Carrie said...

Well, I think the bathroom is a fine place for George, but since Heather thinks she can provide a better home, I vote for her.

Plus she told me to...

Sue said...

It's got to be Heather! And when I visit her I can be that close to George :)

Busy Mom said...

OMG, I have to have George. When we moved here and were making new friends {for the first time in our whole lives} my McSweetie tells everyone that "You know, I'm striking like George Clooney!!" So now it is the running joke of our crowd of friends. It has great memories of our new life here!! And I really think George would love living here on the Bay. We have great food and lots of celebs seem to stop by!! My guest room is waiting!!! "Will the real George Clooney please stand up!!"

Glad I stumbled upon your blog!!

Ta Ta!!

Sher's Creative Expressions said...

Well, well. I here don't want old George, I think you should keep him. Where should you keep him? Why UNDER YOUR PILLOW, OF COURSE!!

Sweet Dreams my friend :)

Blessings,

Sher

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

HA HA!!! Too funny. Is that a space suit George is wearing? Is that from the space suit movie he was in? That one? You know that one. with that guy. Not "Contact", but maybe another one word name. That one.

bj said...

Well, it can't be ME...EVERYONE in Blogland knows I am totally in luv with Mr. Harrison Ford !

Just stopping by and really, I think you should send Mr. George to BO...even tho she said she didn't want him, I can read between the lines !!!!!heh heh heh...

Shelia said...

Oh, Nikkiness, you're again toooooooooooooo funny girl! That George!! By reading all the comments, I'm leaving. I think a fight just might start up and I must protect my little gorgeousness! lol
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)

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beth at aunties said...

Toooooo funny...your post and all the funny comments.
Nikki, You are goona have a tough time picking just five of the funniest.
I am glad Ozzie has the final pick because I think this is going to cause a BIG Blogland Broad Brawl over Georgiepooooooo!!!!

Now try to say that fast......

Mc Allen said...

I don't care if my argument is compelling or not (see about 70 post's back) I am telling you right now, I am telling, period , end of story!!!!!! But I won't let this come between us,I know you arn't yourself since it's ovbious you have lost your ever lovin mind. I will stand by you during this very difficult time, and as they take GC away from you, I will lovingly let you have supervised (naturally) visitation... LA

tardevil said...

Is Lacey ok with that? Your giving George away, that is! You know George likes women half his age, so I figure she's on his list. You know, he's kind of like the Hef in that respect, except Hef likes them 1/4 of his age! :O)

tardevil said...

Is Lacey ok with that? Your giving George away, that is! You know George likes women half his age, so I figure she's on his list. You know, he's kind of like the Hef in that respect, except Hef likes them 1/4 of his age! :O)

tardevil said...

Is Lacey ok with that? Your giving George away, that is! You know George likes women half his age, so I figure she's on his list. You know, he's kind of like the Hef in that respect, except Hef likes them 1/4 of his age! :O)

tardevil said...

Is Lacey ok with that? Your giving George away, that is! You know George likes women half his age, so I figure she's on his list. You know, he's kind of like the Hef in that respect, except Hef likes them 1/4 of his age! :O)

tardevil said...

Is Lacey ok with that? Your giving George away, that is! You know George likes women half his age, so I figure she's on his list. You know, he's kind of like the Hef in that respect, except Hef likes them 1/4 of his age! :O)

Braja said...

I don't want George, I just want to tell you that I found you via Lilly's blog, and also on Black Box, so we're destined to be blog buddies. So if I don't see you within the next 48 hrs over at mine, the relationship's over, and it could get ugly. Don't make me push this to its legal limits.
:)

x said...

Funny post. I would love to have that picture of George.

Me hubby is a fan of Oceans 11 trilogy and he proposed to me with a gorgeous diamond engagement ring from www.idonowidont.com at the opening night of oceans 11.

So if I got the photo He wouldn't get mad, he wants to be part of danny ocean's crew!

Kathi~Lavender, Lace and Thyme said...

Nikki,

I'm starting to wonder when you're going to post some comedy on your blog, it's just seriousness over here! Do I have to drive over with my.....ROFLOL!!!

Ok, I have two votes...forget that gadget thingie!

Michael, because secretly he wants the George picture and

Tardevil because she wanted to win so badly she posted so many times!

Now, get back to work on the funny stuff! :)

Mama said...

Oh Ozzie gets the final say, I am home and dry then coz I voted for him to become president, remind him of that for me please Nikki and my hubby is his biggest fan, oh I am also dumb and slutty. come to me Georgie, i'm waiting!!!.

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

I have a spot for George in my home... I'm naming it my 'G' spot.

Bridget said...

I think mama and George were made for each other. She'd redecorate his poorly decorated Italian villa too. The poor woman has such a boring life jetting from continent to continent, she needs something fun in her life!
I don't have a ghost of a chance against some of these funny ladies so I gracefully bow out.

Jennifer said...

Just putting in a good word for Heather of Nobody But Yourself. She NEEDS George! And I think after that brilliant rendition of Rainbow Connection--she DESERVES George!!

Vickie said...

I am here on behalf of Heather of Nobody But Yourself. If she can put words to a song, she deserves him. This woman can blog!!!Hey, she paid me a visit last night. Anybody who visits gets my vote..HEHE. If this was Dennis Quaid, it would be a different story.

Bobbi Jo said...

Niki,
I have awarded you and award on my blog. Check it out!
I love the union idea. Now for a name for it........ I have to think about this one. Hugs, Bobbi Jo

Marrdy said...

Oh my gosh!! That was too funny. And I can see why George would be intimidated next to John, Karl and Jeff. They are truly studs! Good luck to George on finding a new home!!

Diane of Crafty Passions said...

Puffed Rice is too a snack!((well I like it))
And I will bet old George here would say the same thing if he sat beside me on the couch to watch a movie he and I could munch away in complete bliss!!! ...LOL Picture it.... man oh man a slice of heaven ....LOL!!
Diane

NJDecorator said...

I have to say Heather's entry really is amazing. I wish I could be as committed to a single lovely man as she is.

Jill said...

I think George should come live with me!!
1. I have two of the most perfect pillows for him to rest his head on at night.
2. I have an empty space waiting for him right next to my wedding picture for when I get mad at my husband.
3. My kids are always asking me why I tell their dad he needs to cut back on the Big Macs and George can be my perfect example of a perfect man.
4. I would have the perfect dance partner. One who can't step on my toes and is light on their feet. Salsa... Here I come!!!!!!!!!
5. It will be so nice having a man so sexy, so hot, so mmmmm, that can't fight back when I am in one of my moods. He will just stand there and let me vent while he remains looking all hot and steamy!

Cyndy said...

Too funny! I can't believe you put him on the wall above you bed and not in it!!!! I love reading all the comments and if I were to vote, I guess it would have to be Heather. She must really want it after all, she even wrote a song to prove it!

Keep up the great posts!!!!

Bridget said...

Damn, do you have to write a song to win the pic? lol
How about this...

George will be mine tomorrow, bet your bottom comment that tomorrow, he'll be mine.
Just thinkin' about my Georgie takes away the blogwebs and the sorrow, till there's none.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love him tomorrow, he's only a coast aaaaawayyyyyy!

Okay, back to business...no need to sit on Donna Marie, you both get a prize. I'm working on some goodies for both of you. Send me your mailing address when you get a chance!

Bridget said...

I forgot to add tap dance off stage left!

Susie Q said...

Oh Nikki...I do think you will be so distraight at Geprge's leaving...I can not imagine the pain. Poor George will be just prostrate (I said PROS*TRATE* NOT pros*tate*!) with grief. I mean, you ARE some kinda woman ain't ya!
Now, I am not a woman in YOUR league...I speak the truth here...but I do have something to offer George in his time of pain. And NO. Not romance lessons from Brian Dennehy! *I* taught Brian those for goodness sake! I digress...George shoudl be surrounded by family now...and I live, oh, an hour or so from his folks in Kentucky. I would be terribly happy to drive the sweet dear down to his Ma and Pa. Bless him. I know he wil never get over you fair Nikki. That would be an impossible feat...but I am ready to do what it takes to help. I am just that kind of friend. Yup. Count on me girlfriend.

Love,
Your Dependable Friend Sue

Darlene said...

I don't think I have a spot for George either but this post had me ROFLOL....you are just too funny Nikki!!!

Bridget said...

Nikki, my email is on my blog profile screen. Sorry, I should have mentioned that but it is sillymilly1958@gmail.com

Sue said...

I'm am not a George Clooney fan...he bobbles his head too much when he talks, did you ever notice that?? But I must say I did have my own "George" once...I had a picture of Bob Vila inside my medicine cabinet....What can I say, I'm a home improvement junkie...

jeanne said...

Nikki, George is to sexy for my hair, too sexy for my lips, too sexy for my arms, too sexy for my bod, too sexy for my legs, too sexy for my home. I have my own sexy dh already. Smiling BIG!!!

You are the bomb as a blogger. Thanks for the fun...Jeanne

salmagundi said...

I'm just not that funny, so could never compete with all of you; but I sure enjoyed oogling George as he traveled all over your house trying to find a comfortable place to land!! Sally

Heather said...

You are TOO funny! Poor George! I would frame him and hang him on my "Family" gallery wall just for laughs! Stuck behind the john.......oh poor George!! LOL!!!

-Heather:)

Not The Rockefellers said...

George is meant for me. Sorry girls.I know it must be intolerable cruelty to receive this news and you may burn this after reading it but, those are just the cold hard facts of life.
Yes, that picture will be mine one fine day. So Good Night and Good Luck, Ladies!

P.S. George I will still take you into my home even if your picture is a still from the movie Solaris. That was the must godawful piece of bull dung...ever...except for Leatherheads which was pretty crappy in it's own right.

I still gots nuthin' but love for ya, tho!

Peace - Rene

Laurie - Decorating Fanatic said...

haaaa! Oh so funny! But yes I could see your husband's side of things. I don't think I could find a place for George either. My husband has religious pictures on his side of the bed, I don't think he would appreciate me saying my prayers to George every night! I like the poster who said that George was the father of her child and needed to show him "whose your daddy?" Good luck finding Gorgeous George a new home! :)

Auds said...

I'm leaving a comment because I think this is HILARIOUS...especially George sitting above the toilet, which I kinda think is quite apropos for him. *gasp* Did I just say that outloud?

Anyhow, do not send George my way. He would find that our house leans a little too far to the right for his tastes.

Justine said...

OMG, this was so funny, Nikki! I don't like George Clooney, so don't put my name in the hat, but thanks for another great post to read!

Justine :o )

Shelia said...

Oh, Nikkiness! If I could rule the world with all my Bathroom Powers, would you be my Jester and keep me laughing and falling off my 'throne' all the time? I'm so cleaver!! ;)
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Nancy said...

First of all, Nikki, I have sat here and peed all over myself...laughing at this post...NOTE to Self...go to use the bathroom before reading Nikki's blog!!! Second, I don't want him if he's not nude...LOL...just kidding! Now, I am off to repent for what I have just said...Nancy

imjacobsmom said...

Hey Nikki, I'll let one of the other hot babes throw their hats in the ring. Another funny edition. See you later ~ Robyn

WheresMyAngels said...

Why is Heather "Skank" paying all these people to say she should get George?? Cause that is how psycho she is. Truthfully, George fears for his life.

I'd keep him safe from her ;)

amiable amy said...

OMG!it is almost 1am and i am so wide awake with your stories about George Clooney. I love the picture in the bathroom hahaha....so hilarious. Well, I love to own that picture and I should be the winner for these reasons....(ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....plus my room in the Philippines has no occupant at this moment so he might like living there...) LOL
Anyways, I really enjoyed your thoughts....Have a happy Friday tomorrow.

cocokrispybeans said...

OK, I'm here for Heather from Nobody-But-Yourself because, really, aside from being the most interesting, funny, smart, and amazing person I know (and this from a certified cynic, I don't normally endorse people in this manner, but Heather is special), she is obviously GC's intended ethereally fated match.

Send her, or me, said photo, and I'll ensure that the video materializes and that CG has a loving and happy home. Heck, I' may even participate in the vid.

That's worth some consideration in itself, sisters. Peace.

heathersister said...

I don't need George, so I think you should give him to "Wheres my Angels" because she called Heather a skank, that's the best thing I have read all morning. Good stuff.

Dee from Downunder said...

He can come over here and be an honorary Aussie!! Even after reading his autobiography and the story about the litter tray... I still like him.... kinda..... ok, I will hide our litter trays... but theres room for the pig, if it gets through quarantine...

and I am part Irish like him....

Kari said...

Yes you really should give George to "Where's My Angels" Come on seriously we all know he would be happiest with her :)

Eudea-Mamia said...

You are simply the funniest chick on the bloggy block!

I'm throwing my vote behind Heather. Ozzie - I know I have spouted my undying deveotion to Crumpet in the past (hell your mama even loves him more - it's not NikkiOzzie afterall), but buddy, if you happened to pick Heather to win this beauty, and I do mean beauty, sigh, there's a huge box of milk bones and one of those nasty pig ear things in it for you.

Em

P.S. I would totally get along with your mom Nikki - I've had a "Beckham Tattoo" incident as well. Not pretty.

A New England Life said...

LOL! That George, he really gets around! Especially in your house Nikki!

And no, I don't want George in my house either. Besides, he's not the settling down type ; )

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

No No No No NO!! All of you can just forget it... he belongs in the 'G' Spot at my house..... Really, hmph....

Happy To Be said...

Niki...thanks girl for coming by and readin Erma..don't know how you find the time wih all your fan club to visit me...but thanks again...hugs and smiles Gloria

e said...

i think george should be in my house...sole for the purpose of taunting my 'george loving' girlfriends with him.

I would hang him in the center of my livingroom.

I am his biggest fan.

Love,

John

Robin said...

I vote for WheresMyAngels. I think he would be happiest with her too. He would be quite comfortable there. I bet she has the perfect spot for him.

Sandy said...

Oh, Nikki, you make me laugh!

Heather said...
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nikkicrumpet said...

Yikes....what did I miss?????

Lizzie said...

i don't think George would fit in here, kids might rip him and he'd be sad. but I DO want to thank you for the funny tour of George around your house :)

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

I've been here twice now and just can't get enough of looking at your page! I LOVED this post! Cracked me up so much! And I saw there was a winner already! I didn't really want George, because I like you wouldn't know where to put him without my DH being jealous. The last movie he made in NC, Leatherheads, the crew came into my DH's barbershop and got haircuts. My DH told me about it and I kept asking for a picture of GC. I never got it because I think he was too jealous that I wanted one of his pictures! SO, yeah, I had to pass on this one! BUT, I still think this was so CUTE and funny!
Thanks for stopping by my page! As you can see, I'm a follower!

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

I've been here twice now and just can't get enough of looking at your page! I LOVED this post! Cracked me up so much! And I saw there was a winner already! I didn't really want George, because I like you wouldn't know where to put him without my DH being jealous. The last movie he made in NC, Leatherheads, the crew came into my DH's barbershop and got haircuts. My DH told me about it and I kept asking for a picture of GC. I never got it because I think he was too jealous that I wanted one of his pictures! SO, yeah, I had to pass on this one! BUT, I still think this was so CUTE and funny!
Thanks for stopping by my page! As you can see, I'm a follower!

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