One of the prizes that I won was an autographed picture of the gorgeous George Clooney. So after receiving this lovely prize....and hiding it from the other SITSA'S who wanted to remove George from my possesion and make him their own personal play toy....I decided it was time to bring him out of hiding and find just the right spot for him in my house.
I figured the best place for George to reside was above our master bed. I mean hey...ya got a gorgeous guy...ya want to keep him close to snuggle right?
Okay...fine...I can understand that he would be a little concerned that George might fall off the wall and hurt himself. My hubby is such a considerate guy! So I figured I'd just put him on the nightstand on my side of the bed.
So then I remembered the "Star Galaxy" on our big screen TV (if this makes no sense to you....check out this post). I'm thinking , where better for a big star to hang out...than on my big screen star galaxy!
Hubby didn't like the fact that George was covering up the end zone during Monday night football. He also didn't appreciate the fact that I mentioned George had a nice end zone of his own. Hmmmm plan "D'....
Then I get this great idea to just set George up in the guest room...he'd have some privacy and it would be perfect. But then I realized my mom would be sleeping with George when she came to visit. And I'm pretty sure my dad wouldn't appreciate that too much. He's already a bit miffed about that whole "Beckham Tattoo" incident.
But George simply refuses to stand that close to Karl Malone...he says Karl's muscles make him look like a "girlie man".
I know!!!! You can sit on my dressing table....right on my mirror. That way I can see you ever morning when I get ready for work.
So I tried this......
And George hasn't talked to me since. I think he's a bit miffed.
So I've come to the realization that maybe George needs to find a new home....a REALLY good home where he fits in and feels special.
So for any of you lovely people out there who think George should come live with you....just leave me a note in my comments. Tell me all the reasons why George should be your special friend....and I'll narrow down the 5 funniest, most compelling reasons. Then Ozzie will pick the winner randomly from those 5. George will wait a week from today to see who REALLY REALLY wants him. Then off he'll go to the lucky winner. Good luck!