ENOUGH clown abuse!
Why do clowns get such a bad rap??? Come on people...you know who you are....you make sly statements like....."ewww clowns are creepy"....or "clowns SCARE ME!"
What have you got against clowns? Why do you have to be so mean? What has a clown ever done to you!!!!
Clowns are out there doing a pretty tough job. I mean c'mon...working with kids all day ain't a picnic! And circus life...under the big top....You have NO idea.....
And Clowns are Friendly....their one and only desire is to make you laugh. How noble is that!
They wear bright colors because they know that bright colors cheer us up!
They always greet us with big smiles...do you think clowns don't ever have a bad day? Of course they do, clowns get sad and blue....do you have any idea how much big floppy bow ties cost these days??? And lets not even talk about the price of RUFFLES...but do they get all mopey and ask you to feel sorry for them...No they smile and soldier on!
They do silly things to their hair just to get a giggle.....Imagine combing that out every morning!
They wear dopey clothes and funny hats to bring us cheer....do they worry that they might look unfashionable....NO! Their only concern is for our joy.
They go to the trouble to paint their noses red...and wear lots of make up...Do you know how hard it is to get this stuff off???? When was the last time you said...."Hey mister clown...thanks for ruining your skin for my amusement".
And we know they just LOVE little kids.....LOVE them like they were their own....And then you go and teach your kids to cry and run away....nice...I hope you're proud!
If clowns were "creepy" do you think they'd be used in marketing....I think not! Obviously clowns are an effective tool to sell things that people NEED.
And clowns are patriotic....they love this great country. They only want to come to our parties and help us celebrate!
And one thing with clowns.....THE MORE THE MERRIER! I can't think of anything more fun than a whole bunch of clowns! Have you ever seen how many fit into one of those little cars! CLOWNS are amazing!!!
So enough of this unwarranted fear of our dear friends....invite a clown over today........
Give him a big hug and put him up in your guest room. It's time to make clowns feel special again. Let them know we care!
I think today should be "HUG A CLOWN DAY" !!! And no more of that "creepy" talk. Clowns have feelings to ya know!