Saturday, May 30, 2009

Crumpet & Ozzie meet Buck!

Things have been pretty busy over at "Jeff & Me + Three". And their friend Buck hasn't been getting out lately. So Jori decided that it would be good if she sent Buck traveling on his own. That way he could see the world, and get out of her hair for a few months. I love having guests, so I jumped at the chance to have Buck come and spend some time with us. (check out the Buck button on my sidebar to see where else he's been).








































TO BE CONTINUED..........



Wednesday, May 27, 2009

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~


I wish.................................That total dorks ruled the world. We'd be so much more amused.











I wish...................................The "pro choice" groups didn't also make street signs. They're just not nice people.









I wish/hope......................my hubby doesn't see this product....because Ozzie might be in some trouble.










I wish................that all of you people who buy plush stuffed poop for your kids......



would start thinking outside the box....there is a WHOLE NEW WORLD in stuffed toys out there..............







I wish.....................newspapers hired better proof readers...but hey this would be a great product!!!









I wish.....................to post this as proof of why I get lost driving in New England.....See.... It's not my fault!!









I wish...........................someone could explain the concept of "LOGIC" to the highway department.










I wish.............................That you will take a second and go to "Inside Aileigh's Heart" and read about her "SPARKLING BOOBIES"...it will make you giggle.











I wish............................never to have a toilet clog so bad that I am desperate enough to try this. Lets say it all together now..........."EWWWWWWWWW"











I wish......................That I wasn't afraid of kids today.....gee anyone else think that alcohol and guns might be the wrong message to send about PROM!









I wish............................Sporting events had a "dress code"











I wish.............................to own one of these....and to be able to wear it to work!!!!







I wish...................My hubby was more "hip" when it came to keeping up with the latest trends....heck it would be great to borrow from HIS closet!












I wish.........................To point out that making Fake I.D. is not for everyone. And to Inform Mr. Jose Pacheco that Mensa won't be calling him any time soon.









I wish.......................This didn't scare the BEJEEBIES out of me. I'm gonna have to sleep with the light on.




I also wish to pat myself on the back for actually getting this done on Wednesday...sometimes I amaze myself. And here's to hoping that all your wishes come true...and you don't have to go into the basement to find them!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

♥ I NEED A BIG FAVOR ♥

I need a big favor from all my bloggy friends.



You all know my sweet daughter Lacey...........






She is in a contest on a web site and she would LOVE it if you'd take half a second to vote for her. You don't have to fill anything out or do anything but click by her name.



Just scroll to the bottom of the page (and don't get depressed by all these gorgeous girls with hard bodies ) At the bottom of the page is a list of the names.....she is listed as "Live and Love" just click the dot by her name and then the vote button and you're done. It's really easy and Lacey would REALLY appreciate it! Just click HERE.



Thanks a lot...you guys are the BEST!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

~♥~ I WISH WEDURSDAY ~♥~

I wish.........................flowers planted themselves and gardens had a "self weeding" button. But since they don't...I'm going to be missing in blogland for a little while.....I have to tame the mighty jungle out there.



I wish..........the Pepsi people would clarify that whole "The taste of a new generation" thingie......is this really what you had in mind???? And Nana..........if you start feeling an urge to sharpen your teeth....SWITCH TO COCA COLA!!!








I wish.................that the manufacturers of these lovely toys would make a stuffed plush toy version of SNOT, VOMIT, and SPIT so I could have an entire set of bodily excretions.








I wish...................someone had told me about the secret ingredient...no wonder my chicken doesn't make you want a second helping!








I wish.....................you'd all go check out Natalie at My life as Neil's wife....She makes me laugh and her post on brownies proves she is funny AND smart!









I wish.....................I had me some of this yummy stuff.....yeah baby....nothing says "eat me" like stuff that comes out of a toilet!










I wish.............................they had chosen a better place for the trigger and the plug.










I wish......................To NEVER drive this road without a "pass" of some sort.










I wish..............................For a plausible explanation????????????? And what the CRAP is that hairy thing in the tub??????






I wish..............................everyone would watch THIS vlog over at Jenni's "Jiggety Jigg...you'll find yourself smiling and chuckling all the way through it....she is just so blasted adorable!








I wish.....................to warn Kristina.............I'm buying one of these purple hairy suits...and then me and my purple fur are coming for you and your Snuggie....GAME ON!








I wish.........................I could stop laughing at this.






I wish.....................that since I get lost A LOT....that all confusing road signs would apologize to me.





I wish..................they'd be a little more specific...............




I wish...........................to add ................"JUST BARELY"




THANKS for stopping by for another IWW.....I love and miss you all....and if the weeds don't kill me I'll be seeing you sooooon. Until then....I hope all your bodily function wishes come true!

 

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