I'm grateful that he is not my neighbor....
I'm grateful that I don't live in Florida.........
I'm grateful that I am a lazy slacker and have no desire to go to the gym......
And that my husband doesn't either.........
Okay...maybe not that grateful......
I'm grateful I don't live near a park............
I'm grateful my hubby talked me out of installing a diving board for our pool......
I'm grateful I have a decent job..........
I'm grateful that basketball is my favorite sport.........
I'm grateful the gas prices have come down...........
I'm grateful that I own dogs.......
I'm grateful that we have enough food in the pantry........
I'm VERY grateful that I've found my soul mate, my one true love....so I don't have to kiss any more toads pigs...well you get the picture..........
And I'm incredibly grateful that all you wonderful people in blog land come here and keep me company.....and let me hang out at your place...even when I forget to take off my shoes...and overstay my welcome.♥♥♥
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132 comments:
I ♥ these! Hey I hope you have an awesome weekend! Check out my blog to get your awards with l♥ts of l♥ve from me :) ♥ Hugs! :) Shauna
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i never thought of it that way,
but you are right,
so much to be grateful for, indeed!
LoL! Why you are very welcome Nikki! I am also very grateful to have such terrific bloggie buddies!
~Tam :D
Funny.....some of those pics were SCARY!! Love the Fla one...does that mean you will never come visit me?!
We're grateful for you too Nikki :)
Yea...well...I'm totally greatful for just about all of that..LOL..that woman REALLY is nasty looking..lol..the sad thing is, she thinks she looks awesome..wow, I'm sad for her!
Oh I love it! You have made me giggle.
Oh my gosh my retinas just imploded with that first picture!! I may never see things the same again after this blog! Glad you found so much to be thankful for!
You are awesome! Thank you for having me and you are welcome! I love coming here!
Mom I just enjoy being able to feel like you are a part of our lives on a daily basis rather then a bi-yearly basis :)
Jess
I am grateful that you have a blog and I can come here whenever I need a laugh!! You are hysterical! I guess there is A LOT more to be thankful for than I even thought!! LOL!!!
And honey- you never have to take your shoes off at my house!! My kids have already ruined it anyway.
Have a great weekend!
Oh I am still dying over the snow-shoveling "angel"!!! ROTFL!!
Heather:)
i am totally grateful for you and all of your bloggy goodness. seriously you make me laugh!!
Too funny. But who would let their child lick that pigs nose! YUK
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, What will you come up with next! LOL!!! I'm grateful right along with you for all of the above. That third work out guy was.......
Deb
I'm sorry, but is that kid licking a pig's nose? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Where you get your photos is amazing to me. I'm GRATEFUL you took Barney off your playlist...but that's ok, I've got Muzac=old people music (sp?) on mine.
Seriously, you have the BEST posts with the BEST illustrative pictures! Fabulous! =)
Ha, Ha , ha, i almost peed my pants.. so funny..
I am grateful for your blog girl as you alway made me laugh or was that just Gas..hard to tell any more at my age...you are too funny...hugs and smiles Gloria
OK - I'm dying to know that first angel's story. Talk about freezer burn on your buns.
And that gator is one of the reason's I don't live on the southern coastline.
Thanks for the laughs and that awesome eye candy in picture #5!
Good very early morning Nikki (it's like 3:10 AM) and I thought I was going to read a sweet, sentimental post of gratefulness...Boy was I wrong and yippee!...so glad I was...This was hilarious! Loved it...and btw, I'm grateful I found you in Blogland...
Happy wk-end, ;-) Bo
Nikki - it gets harder and harder to scroll to the bottom of the comments list. I got off lightly today - only 20 to get through. Once again you've picked superb images and apt phrases to set them off. How do you find the time?
I know this is a busy time for all you USA-ers and I hope you all don't get too stressed preparing for Thanksgiving.
OMG, I almost spit my coffee all over my keyboard when I saw that first picture, wasn't what I expected. I'm grateful for have Nikki as my friend.
Love Ya,
Chris
I finally got to follow your blog, i been visiting here but as soon as ive seen your hilarious post, i always forget to click follow blog hahaha...
The first pic is a bomb hahaha.. Keep it coming Nikki..
Har har har, I wonder what was that guy thinking hahha... Do you think his thingy didn't froze up lol...
Take care...
Thank you for a laugh to start my day, Nikki ... Hope your weekend is filled with fun and lots of laughs, too.
Um, about that Michelin Man lookin' dude... those muscles just look painful, like how does he sleep??? I am grateful that I have a normal Hubby. Damn that dude looks like he hurts.
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
(funny post)
Aughhhhhhhh! lol lol Ok you gonna have to go do like I tell Justine..put a 'WARNING! PICKET..DANGEROUS TERRITORY AHEAD..COULD CAUSE SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS..WEAR PROTECTIVE EYECOVERS AT ALL TIME!!" LOL LOL girl!!!!!
hahahahaha i loved those pictures! too funny!!! And I dont know why you wouldnt want the naked snow angel to be your neighbor...
I'm grateful for blogging buddies like you!
Nekkid snow-shoveling angel? I'd be grateful if he was shoveling my sidewalk but I'd have to draw the line at inviting him in for hot chocolate....where would he sit?
Good Saturday morning to you Nikki !
That was totoally adorable - I am grateful that we are cyber-friends :)
Have a great weekend !
Loving Annie
OMGoodness you are so not normal! Wanna be my BFF?
Suzann said it well! Great job. Here I thought you were going all soft on us. You gave me quite a laugh but those first few pics were pretty horrific. lol
I'd be grateful because of the reasons listed too.
Thanks for the smile.
I'm grateful for a laugh this morning from your blog - thanks!
Nikki. I am grateful you are in blogland. You can always bring a smile to my face!!!
Hugs, Terrie
My 5 year old wants to know how the man got all those balloons under his skin. His muscles are alittle much, but the second guy...WOW!!
We shoeless gals have got to stick together.
I'm with you all the way. Those muscles make me want to throw up. Well...all except #5. That may even be a better picture to hang on my bedroom ceiling.
Funny! I'm grateful too!
Thanks for starting my day of with a smile and a giggle. I like your perspective of "grateful!"
Have a awesome weekend and keep looking for things that make you feel grateful. I know I'll look at the world a little differently today. LOL!!
My hubby came in to see what I was laughing so hard about! The guy shoveling snow in the nude....really? I'm thinking he had some pretty cold appendages going on there (if you know what I mean). In the words of Jerry Seinfeld "that's bad naked".
Nikki, that dude would make one hell of a lawn ornament.
What kind of a snow angel would he make?
And the croc? All I could think of was "Candygram.."
Thanks for the laugh!
Peace - Rene
Awwwww *lol*
Thanks for starting off my Saturday with a giggle!
And damn, it's cold outside! Sorry, just couldn't keep my yap shut about it.
Nikki I am thankful for all those things too....LOL. I am also thankful that somewhere down the line I found your blog. I JUST LOVE IT!!!!
I thought the muscle woman was creepy until I scrolled down to see the guy! Yowza! The kitten one is too cute. Reminds me of my little monster/purr box :)
While reading that post of yours, I came as close as I EVER have at loosing control of a couple of my bodily functions. That has to be an all time knee slapper if ever there was one!
HOWEVER, my Dancing Santas were just a bit saddened to hear that you were "creeped" out by their little climb up my basement steps! They are reminding you that they are extremely tiny and climbing those stairs was done with Herculean efforts on their parts---they are very determined to get of the basement! AND my turkeys are not little mooners! Their little bottoms were covered in painted featherly kind of looks. You have now made them very self-conscious about their little backsides! :)
OK, that's it---I must now forward this post of yours to a couple of appreciative friends who will enjoy your humor!
Oh, and by the way, I am so thankful that I have met you via blogland. You have added so much fun and entertainment to my life. Thank you! Dana
OMG~ Now that is a list to be greatful for!
I always love coming to visit. We see things through the same eyes.
Oh girlfriend I am so grateful that I met you and you make me laugh everyday... What a fun post as usual... Loved it... I wish I lived near you... I am sure we are related... you're a first class nut like the rest of my clan... You probably know the New England batch... Have a super duper day... luv ya sis
(((HUGS)))
Donna
I never did care for the bulging muscle kind. The one is all good though. Butt that neighbor thing was hilarious. I think it would be a crowd pleaser though.
*snort* You are too damn funny! Where do you find these photos...they're priceless. Except for the body building shots, those are just downright freakish & creepy.
I am SO grateful that I can come to your blog and see such hysterical pictures and read such entertaining words! Your sense of humor is just the best. I always have a smile on my face after I visit your blog. Thanks. laurie
I'm grateful I have you to make me laugh!!! Sally
omg those are absolutely hysterical!!!
I loved this!! This has me writted all over it. I love funny pictures as you have probably noticed from reading my blog!! :)Have a great weekend!!!!
Well I'll take the risk since I am a baseball fan. But seriously...how can muscles get so big? What will they look like when they are 80? Scary!
Oh, I just found your blog and got a good laugh LOL. I'm grateful for many things too and what you've shown is absolutely the same.
I notised you are a book worm too. I'm reading and knitting at the same time. Can't let anything go.
This was my first visit here but certainly not my last.
Hope you have a nice weekend.
Love Elzie in Sweden.
Every day I wake up wondering...hmmm, I wonder what that Nikki has found today! She could never top those last photo's! Then I see it, an angel shoveling snow! YIKES! this could have happened in my hood this morning! You are one thankful woman! LOL!
Have a wonderful weekend!
Kathi :)
Oh the Nikster strikes again, HILARIOUS...
I got the snowangel joke a couple of weeks ago from a friend (I don't remember what that caption said) I re-sent the pic to some family/friends along with "Joe (my hubby) was taking on a part-time job for the Winter I hope you'll consider him". LOL
I am thankful for your blog and to you for being so accepting to an ANONYMOUS blogger :)
Kathy :)
YOU are the BEST Blogger. I LOVE your BLOG, I always look forward to your new posts, It makes my day, especially when I'm not having a good day. What an imagination you have. Keep on Posting girl.
LOVE IT
Cheryl
You certainly are the best LOL the first picture cracked me up I'm grateful he isn't my neighbor either LOL
Great post as always!!!!
Future note to self: Do not eat or drink when reading your blog, to prevent contents of mouth from being spit onto monitor in fit of laughter.
YOU ARE HYSTERICAL!!!
Hi Nikki:
Another fun post to get a laugh from. That is hysterical.
I'm grateful that I found your blog.!!!!!!
ginger
This is great! I love, love your pictures. They make me laugh!
LOL I just loved your post :>)
Well, I'm thankful for all of the above (especially #1- yikes!), as well as the fortunate happenstance that led me here, Nikki dear- you always make me smile & often laugh out loud- it is a rare & wonderful gift!
I am grateful that I discovered your blog! You are too funny! As always a very entertaining post! ~Cindy~
When did you get the picture of my husband shoveling snow??? I'm still laughing, I don't know how you come up with this stuff...Your blog is being forwarded to all my non-blogging friends....They're the ones with no fun in their lives....Thanks for making me laugh!!
I so enjoyed all your grateful list! What a sweet person you are. Hugs and have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Hugs, Bobbi Jo
YOU have an awesome talent of making people smile...laugh...AND...be inspired to just be positive! Thank you for making me smile with all your gratitude.
LOL! I've said this before but you are so funny! I just love your posts. Kristen
I love that gratitude post! So funny!
OMG I swear you are my sister!!!! I love your blog...I am so sorry It took me so long to get you on my list!!!!! you rock sis...and you are hilarious!
still ...love the slippers the best...those are flipping hilarious
GIRL,YOU NEED TO GO FOR THE BEST WEEK BLOG AWARD.I HAVE SEEN MANY,MANY BLOGS AND THIS IS BY FAR THE------BEST THIS WEEK.WHAT A SENSE OF HUMOR YOU DO HAVE...ANN
Hahahahahahahh!!!!! You are the best!!!!!!! (LOL) That was sweet! Great music too!
xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo
Donna
OMG, that was the funniest blog I have ever ever read. I always thought Picket was the funniest, but I must say, on this blog you win the prize. What a cleaver way of looking at life!! And thanks for making my day!! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Sue, mammawags62, on RMS.
On my worst days your posts can make me laugh!
I'm so glad we're blogging buddies too!
There is much to be greatful for!!!! Thanks for this cheery post :)
Thanks for the smiles I really enjoyed that post!
Diane
Oh Nikki,
I love the smiles your posts put on my face! It seems we are grateful for alot of the same things;} LOL
I too have gobs I am grateful for, & one of those things is you! You warm all of hearts.
Enjoy a relaxing Sunday, and where in the heck are your VT and HT's?
Beth~♥
oh you met my next door neighbour then, seriously he is an Angel, he mows the lawn in the summer.
I am feeling pretty grateful now too. ROFL..............
What's next? you crazy lady hehe....... Kathy
hahaha...hilarious pictures... your mind is exceptionl Nikki...got a good laugh again and again...so, thank you for making me smile and I am grateful for sharing this humor.
The diving board picture - get it out of my head!!
Hilarious as always. Way to look at life as a glass half full. Full of what alcoholic beverage, I'm not sure - but half full it is!
Hey, that IS my neighbor in the first picture!! LOL!!!! Have a Happy Thanksgiving and thanks for all the laughs you provide me weekly.
First, you come to my blog and tell me I'm old. Then I come to your blog and see 84 comments.
Any hope for me? No? Yah. I thought not.
Here you go again, Nikkiness, making me giggle the whole way thru your post! Now those muscle people - that's plumb ugly!! Tell the truth, Nikki, is that your hubby in the wings and bare bottom! lol
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)
Oh my Lord! I am also very glad not to have the naked guy as my neighbor. Plus it really doesn't look like he wiped his butt very well. Those body builders were cringe worthy, but you redeemed yourself with the shot of the sexy guy with the six pack.
Hilarious post!
Kady (who has kissed more than a few pigs in her lifetime.)
I'm grateful for your blog, too! I love coming here... you are always good for a giggle ;)
OMGosh... the pic about having a decent job! Seriously?!?!!?!?!? That is just crazy!
Hey sue!!! I love it when the RMS gang stops in! And thanks so much for the kind words! You know you're welcome here anytime!
Nikki,
Sorry, I saw you said you don't get Visiting Teachers or Home Teachers and I couldn't figure that one out...?
Thanks for the visit and comments. Things are falling into place with the help of my wonderful sisters.
Happy Sunday!
Beth~♥
hahahahaha..
I love these.. love your style tooo..
any girl would be grateful for these..
=)
an I am grateful for having visited you and not missed the post..=)
love..
I am grateful to know you and be able to come over and read your cute postings....
love, bj
I am grateful to know you and be able to come over and read your cute postings....
love, bj
Nikki, I am grateful that I can depend on you to come up with the biggest belly laughs on a day when I am kind of dragging. You are the best at that girl. Thank you!!!
Hugs...Jeanne
Hahaha, I really had the best laugh today! I'm grateful to have read your blog :D
And I'm also grateful of so many things, including blogging and meeting new friends online ;)
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www.myprincessbelle.blogspot.com
Nikki, I am grateful for this wonderful laugh first thing this morning - keep it up girl - you're something else!
~ Robyn
I am grateful that it wasn't my child licking the pig. I am grateful that you make me laugh daily.
PS Where do you find these?
K...that first picture is so not fair...My A@# is so much wider (I mean whiter)!! Oh and I know what happens in COLD temperatures...LOL.
Had me crackin up this morning!! Posting that sweet tag you sent my way..cough..cough!!
Nikki... how did you add those hearts to your post.... I have tried to add things to my blog & comments before but with no luck... email me
squawmama@hotmail.com
Thanks (((HUGS)))
Donna
This might be my favorite post ever!
Oh gosh, I'm grateful I don't live by the naked snow-angel showeler either. Yucky are those body builders. . . give me a bit of flab anyday!!
Blessings,
Sher
Oh my gosh, you make me laugh!! And after that very sad game I need to laugh. I'm glad that guy doesn't live by me too!!
Oh girl! I am incredibly grateful for you and the laughs and smiles you share with us.
Thank you for boosting my self-esteem today. My cottage cheese thighs STILL look better than those uber-muscled FREAKS! Not to mention the "Snow Angel" dude!!!
Thank YOU for having such an awesome blog for me to visit:)
This is soooooooooo funny!! Kathy
Those are great reasons to be thankful! Thanks, I needed a smile:)
OH MY! Eewwww to that freakish muscle man! And helllloooo to the not so freakish muscle man♥
And I think I'd crap my pants if I saw my neighbor shoveling his drive in the nude!! Not pretty!
You come up with the funniest things ever! Just when I think you have outdone yourself. My husband is even becoming interested in what you post!!! And he can't stand blogging! I am thankful that you always make me laugh!
Hi Nikki
This is a cute post! Thanks for the smile you put on my face!
diane
THIS WAS HYSTERICAL! I LOVED IT!
And I loved how you looked at being thankful for things! CLEVER indeed!
Very, very cool! So funny! That one muscle guy is gross. The grossiess thing I have every seen. If you really look at it, it is like deformed and alien. Ick!
Thanks for reminding me all I have to be thankful for!
Blessings, Kimberly
So funny and so important to have a heart full of gratitude. =)
Your right, it is nice to be grateful for not looking like some of these (things):)
I am finally back! I loved the choice of the contest or should I say how you (Ozgood) decided it!
Hope you kids received there bones. My end (post office, not my butt) seems to take so long to get to people. Let me know and if I don't get a chance to chat with ya again, Have A Happy Thanksgiving!
Cheryl
i don't know if this will get lost in the bazillion comments but...
i left you a little love over at my place.
you. are. welcome.
I'm greatful for you...you continue to make me smile..laugh..spit laugh..go ewwww..snort...shake my head...all from one post.
Thank you
I am grateful that I found your blog. It rocks :D
I laughed so hard I snorted coffee up my nose. Strangely enough... it cleared my sinuses right out.
HAAAA! OMG! That REALLY wasn't what I was expecting but you are so right - I had never thought of it that way!! Those are some hilarious, disgusting and frightening pictures! (I wonder who caught the bat? so funny usually people aren't jumping away at ballgames! And the guy holding the target practice bullseye must make his parents really proud! And I had to compose myself after pic#5 whew!) I never know what I am going to find over at NikkiCrumpet's blog but it never disappoints! Good one girl! Have a great week! ~ Laurie
LOL! And I am thankfull that you keep me laughing both on your blogs and your comments on my blog.
You one funny lady! :)
Ok Nikki! I do believe it only fair that before you post a warning picture of "poise" or "depends" pads should come first!!!lol Thanks for picking up my afternoon!and adding another smile wrinkle!!!lol lol OMG you are nuts!! Happy Thanksgiving - Sincerely, Jeannette
So cute Nikki...have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
precious post my friend! :) LOVED IT! OH WE ARE SO THANKFUL! :) I hope you have a WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING! :) LOVE YA
kyley
Hi Nikki. Love the post. The bodybuilders, in my opinion, are positively disgusting!!! I don't know why anybody, especially a woman would do that to their bodies!
Have a great week and a Happy Thanksgiving.
Lisa
That is the best post EVER!
p.s. I absolutely LOVE Josh Groban!
Love this post Nikki! so True!
Nikkicrumpet, you're awesome!
I'm grateful that you are my bloggy friend. [sniff, sniff]
Oh, no, I'm getting all mushy! YUCK!
[clears throat and hikes up britches]
Well, you know, have a cool Thanksgiving Day and all that. [ahem]
I have something in my eye and I have to go now.
XO
A.
great thankful list! i might have to steal a few to say around our dinner table on turkey day :)
You are welcome here any time - shoes, pet hair and all!
I am grateful to you for blogging this and making me smile today.. Many thanks from Down Under.
Jenni - Australia
http://jensjewellerystoreandsupplies.blogspot.com/
I can't even begin to tell you how often I feel like #12. Great post!
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