We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent. And my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! C'mon people...work with me on this.
Here's to hoping you all have a marvelous "intelligence" filled day!♥♥♥
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111 comments:
Love it! Hope you had a great turkey day!
I must be really smart.
I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY FIGURED ALL THIS OUT.....ANN
Hi Nikki! Yes yes that's it! I'll work with you on this one!lol Have a great weekend and behave just a little!!!lol Sincerely, Jeannette
Loved it Nikki...I did't realized how smart I was..hugs and smiles Gloria
I feel like that lady in the yellow shirt this morning. I have PTSD--"Post Thanksgiving Sloth Disorder"...I think it is a result of the two more bites of dessert I insisted on having when I was putting the pumpkin pie away at 10:00 last night. hahaha
HAhahahah!!
Wish I had just a wee bit of your imagination!! You are too funny!! hehehe!!!
Monica
Nikki, I want one of those T-shirts. Not the baby one... the other one! I love how you rationalize. Me too! I'm just REALLY intelligent! Now, where are those leftovers?
I need that shirt. :)
I'm a genius!
Whoo-hoo!
I guess I better work on giving up some intelligence. I am way too smart for my own good. I love that it is too funny!
Is this when we are suppose to start thinking of our New Years Resolutions? ARRG!
Hugs, Bobbi Jo
that is exactly what happened to me! I am a genius if you look at it this way!
Absolutely! I thought this was a well established fact. Hey, where can I get one of those yellow t.shirts, anyway? I'll need one in XXL because I'm extremely intelligent, maybe genius even. ;o)
BTW, I've launched a giveaway contest over at my place today, if you want to swing by and enter.
Happy Friday!
Carolynn
Watch out Einstein! Here comes Laura!
Hope you had a great holiday!
Laura :)
Oh Nikki, I've certainly got a resemblance to the right hand cartoon woman. Although I never wear yellow.
Hope you had a great feast.
Yup, that's it, I'm just too intelligent for my own good! LOL!
I think my ass is filling up with knowledge as we speak!
That's hilarious. I must be BRILLIANT!
LOL, in that case, I must be a genius! XD I love your blog!
The burger, shake, and fries is a RIOT!!!! OMG, you are too funny! Unfortunately, that's how I'm feeling today as I indulged a little too much yesterday.
Hope you had a great holiday!
~M
Guess we are all too intelligent for our own good!! I know I am. Loved the laugh this a.m., Nikki. Have a great weekend. Sally
Hi Nikki...that's my story too and I'm sticking to it!! Hugs, ;-) Bo
Morning Nikki,
I'm gonna use that for my story too!!! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!
well that says it all!!
No wonder we gain weight as we get older, thanks for telling me! HA
I need the arrow in the back pointing at the butt.
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Right on! You go girl!
Love the cartoon! I used to be the prego in the pink shirt, but now I'm definitely in the yellow shirt stage! Happy Thanksgiving!
LOL which means I'm a lot smarter after Thanksgiving HAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Have a great weekend!
Maybe that's why I can't remember a damn thing . . . I need to put on a few pounds! lol!
; )
That is so funny!
I need one of those shirts!
Ah, if only that's how it worked - I'd be the president of Mensa (that's the smart people posse, right?)
WoW So thats why I am sooo smart?Cool beans man! Hope you and the family had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
~Tam
Ah, yes, I like the way you think :)
So does this mean I am twice as smart as you? But then again,I think I have reached the saturation point and it is leaking out because I am pretty forgetful sometimes.
Do you have a staff of comedy writers in the wings, or do you really come out with all this stuff yourself? You slay me with your wit!!! ;-Þ
Wouldn't it be a cool society if everytime someone saw a fat person such as...oh, myself, instead of thinking "that woman needs to lose a few", they'd think "wow, look at that incredibly smart woman!". Yep, you're really on to something! ;-Þ
Damn girl, I was wondering why I woke up so much smarter today! Thanks for clearing that up for me!
Justine :o )
hahaha...i am becoming more and more "intelligent" each day....happy turkey day...show some pictures of that celebration Nikki
that totally explains it then!! whewwww! LA
Phew that explains it all!!!Hugs hope you had a great one!! French;)
You funny girl...I've been waiting for an explanation and now I know! Whew...I'll sleep better tonight!
I am with you on this one Nikki!.
I was just on my way to Weight Watchers but I'll be dammed if I let them take all my intellegence away, I worked so hard to get it in the first place.
I'm off to gather and store some more "Information" :)
I would give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!.
How funny and true!!!
Now I get it, calories = intelligence. It isn't just a mid life spread...
Hope your day was wonderful and you are enjoying the leftovers.
K-I'll remember to tell that to my butt!!! Does that mean there are other parts of my body that are smart? I need to tap into those areas LOL!
Nikki, that is too cute. And so true!!!! I've never been smarter in my life. LOL
Ginger
Hi Nikki,
I like that way of thinking LOL
Hilarious...and...that lady looks just like me.
Are you stalking me? ;)
Hey, I feel smarter already! LOL
And who took that picture of me...not the pregnant lady either! LOL
Hi Nikkiness!! I working with you, honey!! Thanks for letting me know I'm just the smartest one!!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)
Now that's just flat out brilliant! Who knew I was so smart? My butt is just an extension of my brain? Woo Hoo!
I must be a REALLY SMART GENIUS!!!!
I like this..no, I love this! Especially since we just began the "eating season" and I am getting smarter and smarter on TG leftovers! laurie
I have the IQ of cheesecake. If calories is what the numbers are based on. Loved the honesty of the shirt.
I must be a genius!!!!
You are a comic genius. I love coming by here--no matter what kind of day I'm having, it always makes me feel better visit you.
Exactly! Watch the donut, not the hole!
Hi Nikki, Thanks for a good laugh. I knew you were intelligent before I saw your pic today. I want a t-shirt like yours. Oh, wait a minute,that's a cartoon. Oh yeah, silly me, you have blond hair, I'm the red head. You are full of humor and I love to visit you. Not just because you are funny, just because under all that humor you have a big heart. I.m on to you girl.
Hugs...Jeanne
Oh, I like that!! Very, very good!
Blessings,
Sher
Nikki, thank you for this wonderful picture....at least i won't be sad if im gaining...hehehe...im intelligent already...btw, got a tag...my way of saying thanks to you
Well, that explains why I am such a genius! ~ Robyn
I like your way of thinking! Hope you had a great holiday!
Cute post Nikki...I need to remember this one!
Diane
Nikkster...
I had the same best friend growing up and still do. Her mother needlepointed a pillow that had sheep on it and it said, "Ewes not fat, Ewes fluffy." Back then, we thought she was awful silly. Now, not so much.
Eve
What a hilarious cartoon! I love it. Thanks for making me laugh. :) Pam
Your philosophy goes hand in hand with mine--you know, where the calories fall out of things that are broken or crumbled...?
Oh, this is sooooooo me!
Cheryl
Well, it's nice to know my behind is intelligent.
How funny!
-sandy toes
Nikki,
I wish it were that simple for me - that I could blame my weight on being intelligent. Unfortunately, my weight is due to having to eat too many of my words. Wish it were the the former instead of the latter.
Love, Mom
Love your heavy humor on this Sat. morning! I also hope you had a terrific TGiving---did the poochies get any of the trimmings?
Dana
HAHA!
Yes, that's it!
YES! I AM SO GLAD YOU HAVE FIGURED THIS OUT!!! :) I knew it wasnt the donuts, and fries!! :) LOVE YA!
kyley I hope you have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
I need that shirt! LOL! Hope you had a great holiday!
I need that shirt! LOL! Hope you had a great holiday!
great description... i'll let you know if any one buys it "No, No, I haven't put on weight this year, I'm smarter!"
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving with your family:)
Loved the cartoon. That is my story and I'm sticking to it, too!
Nikki! Too funny! Deb
I ADORE your reasonings!!! You put everything into perspective! Life according to Nikki!
ENJOY!
Fifi
Wow! I guess I gained a LOT of intelligence this past week! Seven pounds worth. But, what does it mean when I want to lose it??
I'd by that! Funny how my brain capacity didn't overflow until I started having kids!!!
we can be high school divas together! lol thanks for playing along
Nikki, thanks for your visit today. Pink and red can be very pretty together. I had a pink and cherry red kitchen in the 1960's I loved that kitchen. I had pink and red wallpaper too. LOL. I really don't think I would ever do it again. My neighbors thought it was real pretty. Unless they were just being nice. ????
Hugs...Jeanne
(LOL) That was funny! Enjoy your leftovers! I am working on mine as I blog! :)
xoxoxoxo
Donna Marie
I had a wonderful holiday and i just know you did, too....with your sweet family and hubby....
love, bj
So running makes me dumber! I can fufill my dumb blond persona!
OK - so that's gonna be our story, huh? I can live with that!!
Happy late Thanksgiving, Nikki! Hope yours was good and filling!
Lynette
Wow.... who knew I was the smartest blonde in Blogsville USA !!!
We had a great Thanksgiving hope you did too !!!
All the best,
Kathy :)
Haha, I love it...thanks for putting a smile on my face when I needed it :-) I'm definitely workin' on becoming a genius!
Thanks for entering my giveaway!
I'm started to feel my hips after all that food.
Cute cartoon!
Great story and I'm stickin to it!
OMG!!! Nikki, I am so brillant!!!
hahahhaha that's the smartest way to say and describe it...
Oh man, my ister would love this one hahaha...
brilliant and hilarious hahaha..
Hi there! I didn't realize your blog was you = Nikkicrumpet = found out when I began reading the blogs on Gollum's sidebar. You can be sure I will visit again. Very funny post.....
You should be on the comedy channel woman... you are good for the soul!!
You're definitely my kind of chick. I love your logic because according to your theory I'm VERY intelligent.
Does that mean Mr. Potato Head is gifted? I love your logic! Great one.
You are an absolute, over the top scream!!! I laughed and laughed at this. Perfect timing..lol..
I sure enjoyed you stopping by..hugs ~lynne~
Awwww..... finally my weight gain makes sense! Thanks for clearing that up for me!!! ;O)
I used to say I wasn't overweight, I was just undertall. Now I know I was just REALLY smart lol. Thanks for the big grin. Kathy
LOL, your house is absolutely perfect...I can't imagine you growing up with all the animals mounted on the walls. That's so funny. Ok, I'm not a fan of dead animals, but I am a fan of Nikkicrumpet style!
Wow...I must be REALLY smart if this is true! Thats awesome. I love your sunflowers too!
Thanks for stopping by and leaving me a comment on my bday!
I believe that! LOL Nancy
You crack me up! I was just thinking about getting out all of my Weight Watchers stuff. It's so depressing.
That explains so much. So I can continue to not exercise and eat myself into a coma as long as I continue to read blogs, right? Okay good.
I think that I'm the smartest one you know!
You, my dear, are the smartest woman alive. You see, you have no convinced me that my extra wobbly bits don't have anything to do with the fact that I eat chicken tenders and fries for lunch 3 times a week. Instead, it's due to my sharp intelligence.
Thank you!!
Found you on the SITS site. Good stuff!
OMG! You just have no idea how "intelligent" I am! Love this post!
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