So without further ado......on with "I wish Wednesday"
I wish...........mass quantities of diseased biting fleas would infest Al Franken's hair for the rest of his miserable life. The man is a waste of oxygen.
I wish............ all of my projects turned out as great as Sally's at Salmagundi . She's done some amazing work re-doing her home and the things in it. Very inspiring...so go take a peek!
I wish................That Bridget from My Silly blog will have a wonderful birthday!!! She is a very funny lady! And her blog is one of my "can't miss" blogs. And even though she knew I was a makeup-aholic and she still tempted me with Sephora which now has taken all my money.......I still love her!
I wish...........I had a more refined sense of humor....but I can't help myself...I think this is funny!
I wish................that everyone who reads this would go over to "Word to your Mother" and read this post....it will make you LAUGH like a loon. Her blog is fast becoming one of my favorites!
I wish.............winter arrived on December 25th and lasted for about 27 1/2 minutes and then magically turned to spring. I am so over winter!
I wish..................with all my heart and soul...that a person's ability to breed was based on their ability to parent. It just isn't right that some people can have kids. And I wish that my bloggy friends and my dear loved ones who ache for children...will get their wishes answered and be blessed with kids to love and cherish.
I wish................that none of us have a day like this guy!
I wish.............that I had friends this funny! Ya gotta....I mean really GOTTA read THIS POST . It will totally crack you up! Tiburon is one VERY funny lady. You're going to love her Shark Bait blog!
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I wish...............I had this knife holder....it just makes me giggle. In fact I just know I'd be a gourmet chef if I had this in my kitchen!
Thanks for playing along with I wish Wednesdays....I'd love to hear what you wish......so leave a little comment..... and I hope it's true what they say...that wishes do come true!
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120 comments:
Nikki, another great post! I wish I had that knife holder too! Way too funny! I also wish winter didnt last sooooo long....only 4 months left. ~Cindy~
ROFLOL again! I just LOVE your I wish Wednesday's! posts. They always give me a huge belly laugh!
Okay..I laughed out loud with the fleas in the hair..me too..maybe he will put someones hat on!!!
You are too funny..thanks for a good laugh!!!!
-sandy toe
Oh Girl I wished I had your wit and humor..great post as always...hugs and smiles Gloria
LOL! I know where to come get a laugh!
I miss you Nikki!
xoxoxoxoxoo
Donna Marie
I love this post! I love the picture of the snow on Christmas - and I agree that I wish it would just go away now.
Oh, most funny Nikkiness! Love this post! You're one of the funniest gals and I love coming to see what you're up to! I love the knife holder! You're a hootness!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)
Great knife holder.... we gave our son-in-law a great new kitchen knife for Christmas... would have given him the knif holder too if I had known about it. Great post today!!
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
I always LOVE you I wish Wednesday's...hmm, maybe I'll start doing them too :-) But of course, I'd never be as funny as you. I've learned to go ahead and cross my legs before I start reading your posts, hehe ;-)
Funny post, Nikki, and I'm glad your sense of humor is just the way it is.
Is that your house in the snow picture? I love it, whoever it belongs to. And I agree, I wish winter was long gone.
Ginger
I'D LIKE TO HAVE A KNIFE HOLDER LIKE THAT TOO.MAN,WE COULD SELL EM,COULDN'T WE????
GIRL,I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH FROM ONE BLOG TO ANOTHER.YOU ARE ALWAYS SUCH A HOOT.BUT...I LOVE THE WAY YOU ALWAYS TRY TO HELP PEOPLE WHETHER IT'S WITH THEIR GIVEAWAYS OR CHILDBIRTH.YOU ARE A BLESSING TO US ALL...ANN
I heart "I wish Wednesdays!" I loved the "whore" thing too - funny! Now, I'm off to jump around & read your suggestions.
P.S. I'm jealous of the snow. All we have is wind making these really tall trees lean over my house & blowing my still up outside decor down. That might be a sign??
I'm having trouble leaving a comment - hope this isn't a repeat!! I can't believe you want your projects to turn out just like mine. I have seen pictures of your beautiful home with the gorgeous bedrooms, etc. etc. Our house is tiny, which is always a challenge; but it is comfortable and just right for us at this time in our lives. Thanks for the compliment; my WISH is that you knew just how much that meant. Sally
Oh Nikki, I am so glad when you tweeter by. Just seeing your name makes me smile and this post.. Oh my heck girl, is wonderful..I am for sure going to go read the other funny blogs you recommend. The cords are a HOOT! And the fleas in his hair is the best! LOL and wish I could roll on the floor!!!! Oh I have to tell you I was sharing your blog with my hubby and he burst out laughing at your makeup drawer. He said, “ SHE is just like YOU!!!!”... see I told ya:-)
And you also hit a nerve and was so tender:) I spent five years over the birth parent program in our stake when I was S. R.S pres. I know...shock...shock... shock!!!! We hosted young girls who were putting their babies up for adoption. I went to doctor visits and stayed through labor and delivery with them as a coach. I have never personally witnessed the heartache and loving sacrifice like those young girls gave. BUT... I also witnessed the exchange of precious babies into the waiting arms of loving parents who had struggled for so long to become a parent. May your loved ones be so blessed..
Know, I love you! For your goodness and for all the emotions of you bring out in us all. Most of all for making us laugh!!!!
You can come spend the rest of winter here, today was mid 70's! Its crazy weather here, never know what its gonna be.
Thanks for all the great links!
I wish I had that knife holder too.
Thanks for the links to some of your favorite blogs they are great!
P.S. Do you think Barney Frank & Al Franken are twins that just got the last name 1st thing wrong?
OH MY GOSH!! I got a shout out on Nikki's blog?!?!
You have GOT to be kidding me!!
I am getting punk'd right?
Thank yoU!
And I soooo want that knife holder too :)
I wish...I could kiss you. Your Al Franken comment - brilliant.
I wish...you lived here in Dallas. Monday we had ice covering our trees. Today it's 75.
I wish...I hadn't just eaten half of a Whitman Sampler and one Pop Tart for lunch. Really. Eating while unpacking groceries just shouldn't be done.
Happy Wednesday!!
I too wish Al Franken would get the fleas in his hair..he failed on the radio, now..... I promised I would be a better person in 2009, so I won't finish !!
I wish my son didn't move to CA, I miss him so much !!!
I wish I could give up COKE. (soda)
Happy Weds. Nikki,
Kathy :)
Fleas are too good for Franken. I'd like to stick him on a hanger and roast him like the Frankenfurter he is. The man annoys me like nothing else.
And yeah, I'm over winter too. Are you guys getting any of this nasty ice storm we're getting up here, today? *groan*
I love love love that kitchen!
I wish..I could just have my baby back..but maybe your wish will count for me.
I wish you'd post more often ;)
I wish chocolate had zero calories.
-FringeGirl
Nikki, I reeeeeally got a goood, healthy chuckle out of EVERYTHING, and the "OUTLET" joke?~~~ That is sooooooo funnneeee!!! ALL were, but THAT one??? Well, "YOU WIN"!!!...... Hope 2009 is going well for you already, & I must apologise but yes, it's true ~~~ "Misery DOES love company"~ That was verified when you said YOU still haven't gotten rid of Christmas stuff yet, either!!! Thank heavens for good friends like YOU! I feel SOOO much better now!!! Hugs, Linda
Love the picture of your house with the snow....glad it's your house and not mine!!! LOL!!! I'm like you about the snow. I like it for about 1.2 seconds and that's it!
Now I have to run....because thanks to you I have to go and read all the other blogs you recommended instead of getting the things around my house done that I am waaaaay behind on!!
Have a good one girly!!
I just love reading your posts! Happy Wednesday! I am pretending that winter doesn't bother me this year LOL I hope you have a nice day.
OK Al Franken and "whore" are my favorites, ROFL!! And I promise, as I sneak away from kids and hubby during the evening, I'll read your shout-outs!
Hey girl! I wish the same and more for that Gomer Al Franken!How can anyone take this guy seriously? And the Dem's critisized Sara Palin? Give me a freakin break!
I am so over winter too! Loved the photo of your house though!
Good thing we have funny bloggers like you to bring a lil sunshine to us all! ~Smiles~Tam!
once again, you make me laugh :)
Are you sure we aren't twins separated at birth...Of course you are WAY funnier than me...Can I be your little sister and learn to be just like you! I wish Al Franken would have his lips sewn together, useless, useless, useless
Hey Nikki! I love your I Wish Wednesday posts! I checked out the other blogs and they are so funny. I love a good and goofy sense of humor! But that knife holder is just a little creeepy.... :)
Okay, like Em I wish you to come to Dallas. So now you have to fulfill it. That is the rule. Really. I read the policy and procedure book. Plus I need you to help me with my kitchen window treatments. Really I wish you would just do them while I watch and eat a cinnamon Bagelful. Have you had those? OMG. I wish I had like 45 boxes of them. Now.
Oh Nikki I totally get and love the outlet joke!
Once again I bow to the Queen of Hilarity!
You frawk! (new word...freakin' rawk)
Happy Wednesday! Love the "whore" comic!! It's snowing here today. Lovely. Chicagoland winter is going to last an eternity. I'm having dreams of lounging by the pool, beer in hand!
As usual, another great post. These just cracked me up, guess I have a low brow sense of humor too! Do you think that poor guy named his boat before or after the little incident? lol. Thanks for the grins, Kathy
Amen to the Al Frankton thing. What is up with him? And triple amen to the parenting thing. I am killing myself with this gestational diabetis diet and taking my blood 7 times a day and eating things I don't want to (isn't pregnancy when we get to enjoy food?!) and I see crack heads having babies...no problem. Please Lord, just give me one healthy one!
Can you tell I get a little rage about this subject!?
i think i'll just ditto the al franken wish- ditto, ditto, ditto!
I love makeup, too. Ulta and Sephora are my downfalls.
I bought myself a Christmas present that is a set of Lorac eye shadows from Sephora. They are my new favorite thing!
Thanks for the humor!
I could chop and mix and cook for you if you could help me be so witty!! I checked out all your blog links and found them fabulous (spelling??) and agree with you about winter, children, Al Fanken, and most everything.
Thanks for making me smile.
I'm right there with you Nikki - my Christmas decorations are still up as well :(
I wish I didn't have to go to the gym right now. Would you mind hitting the treadmill for me? Thanks!
I wish I could go to the bathroom by myself!
Thanks for another wednesday full of laughs!!
I hadn't seen your "I Wish Wednesday" before. I know, I'm a loser!
I LOVE it! I was laughing out loud!
So funny! Thanks for the laughs today!
I certainly hope they all come true!!
NIkki: I wish you keeps on bloggin' forever??
I liked your wishes - you made me laugh, and nod my head in agreement, Niiki !
I need some biting diseased fleas. Can you send some over?
So...big fan of Al Franken, are you? LOL LOL LOL I crack myself up sometimes!
I wish so much of what you wish. My heart aches for Tristan. Love Mindi (WTYM) and Tib (Sharkbait). They are some of my besties. I wish that Luvpilot would upgrade to captain. Mama needs to buy a few things.
I love you! You always make me laugh!
I'm so with you on wishing winter was over!
Despite the fact that I want some winter, I get that you could be over it too!
Dont laugh but I just know Al Franken as an SNL guy! I'm off to google him now to see why he ticked you off! lol!!
This year more than ever I see my kids as gifts, I too share your wish for those desiring children.
God Bless the people from Al Franken's state...he's an idiot, they must also be idiots to vote for this loser.......and that knife block is priceless....
Yeah, Al Franken's gotta go!! (I just deleted the rest of my comment. I will tell you it had something to do with testicles. I just can't get off the subject.)
First time to your blog-very witty. Happen to like Al Franken, though!!!
Thanks for praying for us, I so need them.
The hubby is doing better than me..but he is keeping his self busy with farming and work...we will be stronger in time..especially if everyone keeps sending us all these prayers..your all such a blessing to me.
HEhehe.. funny like always :-)
I WISH I HAD THE MONEY TO COME VISIT ALLLLLL OF YOU!!
Monica
I wish for a home makeover all the time to, so far that one has not come true.
Those pics are great and the knife holder is hilarious. That third knife should go down a little then it would be perfect :)
You are sooo good for a laugh! Love the knife holder. And I think I can say I second all of your wishes - especially that bit about winter. I swear it lasts FOREVER!
I agree with you about Al Franken; what a jerk!
Nikki, This was just too funny! I, for one am glad your humor is not refined! LOL! Oh, and don't worry about the Christmas stuff, mine STILL is not all put up! The half taken down tree, is still half decorated! LOL! Oh well! I have a target date of Valentines Day...I can live with that! LOL! ~hugs, Rhonda
I gotta have that knife holder!! Where did you get that picture/product?
I wish I could make my bloggy friends laugh as hard as I do when I read your lists!!
I gotta have that knife holder!! Where did you get that picture/product?
I wish I could make my bloggy friends laugh as hard as I do when I read your lists!!
I can't think of any wishes. I'm laughing way to hard to think! laurie
Hi Nikki, here's my make a wish Wednesday wishes. 1. I wish someone other than me thought I had a good sense of humor. 2. I wish I had good hair. 3. I wish my blog looked cool, and that I knew shortcuts to do the things I want on it. Have a good day friend.
Oh God, don't ever change your sense of humour. Don't ever wish for that. I laughed like a little freak at that "Shocking" picture. And "Word to your Mother? Yeah..wear your Depends if you are weak of bladder. It's THAT funny.
Dealing with the suck that is snow here in NH. Another snow day from school. Hurray! we'll be in school til July....
If we lose power again, heads are going to roll...
Peace - Rene
Very funny and unique, Wishlist Wednesdays. I may have to try that.
I like the electrical outlets cartoon, but I have a shocking sense of humor sometimes. Heh, heh.
KJ
http://Fragrantliar.blogspot.com
I wish the un-named news station that called me to tell me that I was one of the top 20 finalists in the holiday lights contest would have left me alone!!! Why you ask?? Because only I with a 5 out of 18 chance to win a free cruise which I have never done have LOST! Ack and I drug my happy azz out for that?? LOL Sry I am rambling because I just got home and didn't win a darn thing! Go figure! Lol French;) Ohh I am so rude I loved your post! ( he he)
I wish you had a wish list more often. I love to laugh and with you it is a guarantee. My dh is wishing the same for Al Franken. He just makes our blood run cold. Brrrr.
Hugs...Jeanne
Well Nikki, I can't agree with you about Al Franken - 'cuz I live in Minnesota. Norm Coleman needs fleas in HIS hair. (His teeth could glow in a black light!) You know, he was voted in as a democrat and then changed to a republican - in office. We call him a turncoat around these parts. (Remember Minnesota is a democratic state...) Coleman's wife doesn't even live with him - she lives in Hollywood - trying to be a movie star - Anyway, I didn't want either one of these jokers, but what are you gonna do? What a circus - now we are going to be dealing with this until at least St. Pat's day they predict.... Now back to the rest of your post - I'll agree about Sally's rooms they are great - I especially loved that jelly cabinet her husband refurbished! ~ Robyn
i feel like i should make an acceptance speech....first and foremost i'd like to thank god, which through all things are possible. next, i'd like to thank all the little bloggers who'i stepped on and/or stabbed in the back to get to this elevated status. and last, i'd like to thank the academy for this highest honor.
i figure i'm gonna need to get an agent after a shout out here. STAT.
and for the record: the "whore" comic is STUPENDOUS.
I wish that too!
Well, I thought the power surge comic was funny, too... so we can be unrefined together!
Sally's kitchen is fab!
My son wants me to get that knife holder.
Those blogs you referred us to were a hoot. I must confess that I have been in the NO category on how to clean a baby's nose and how to make him smile. Well, my younger brother was the guilty party in manipulating my kids' faces. He didn't hurt them, I promise! And as for picking a booger out of my baby's nose...well I didn't have that suction thingy. I DID have a Kleenex though and the poor thing couldn't breathe! lol
Great post.
Kady
Oh that kitchen is fabulous! Your wishes are great! The kitchen knife set is too wicked but funny!!! Nancy
Love the post!!! I wish a lot of those things too. Hugs, Bobbi Jo
You are way too funny! I wish also that good families could breed and not have that burden in their lives.
Love, love, love that knifeholder!
I have one of those knifeholders...very empowering I have to say!
You are so funny! I wish that I could be as funny as you! I wish I could snap my fingers and all of my Christmas decorations would be neatly packed up and put in storage. I just haven't had the time.
Hugs,
Lee Laurie
Nikki, you never disappoint me! Just about fell out of my chair laughing, thanks for that! ;) Like Lee Laurie said, I wish I could snap my fingers and have the Christmas decorations neatly put away, my guest room cleared out and my craft room set up. ;)
Oh my goodness I love that "whore" cartoon. ROFL!
I wish to always be ENTERTAINED by YOU! Thanks for another GREAT laugh!
Nikki, Late to the party as always! We just got back from my birthday dinner and I was telling my daughter how funny you are. We opened your blog and both of our mouths were agape at seeing that picture of us. lol She asked why did you use that and WHY did I post it in the first place! ROFL
Thanks for the birthday wishes and now I have to check out these funny ladies you've recommended.
Hugs, Bridget
I feel so out of the loop...I have no idea who Al Franken is...
I wish I didn't have to exercise to get in shape.
I wish I was independently wealthy.
I wish I could get my love life figured out.
I wish I lived somewhere warm!
*sigh*
I wish I had that knife holder also.
I also wish I had Lorraine Bobbits signature on a ginsu, which would be framed and hung over my bed.
First of all...how have I missed being a follower of your blog all this time...I always love visiting. Was your Follow list in a weird spot and I missed it? Or am I just blind? LOL I will come back this weekend and click on some of these great links...I love your sense of humor so I know I'll love the links. I'm with ya on Al Franken! :-) BTW, have you visited Nanny Goats in Panties...her blog is a riot! I especially loved the post she did back on December 17th...I think that was the date. It's about cell phones and how they sometimes dial all by themselves. You'll love it!
Susan
Ok, what does it say about me that it took me a few seconds to "get" the whore comic?
I wish for the snow/winter to go away also. It should snow just on christmas eve and then be done for the rest of the year. (So sorry -for those that love snow)
Thanks again for the laughs!!
You make me look forward to Wednesdays. You're one of the funniest people I know.
Love ya,
Chris
Hi,
I just found you're blog by following Susan's. What a wonderful blog, I love your wit and the pics of your home are utterly beautiful!! Thanks for sharing--- Cindy in cold and miserable Wisc.
I loved the knife block. Well I loved it all really but I don't know the guy who you wished had fleas in his hair. :)
I love all your wishes!!! I have wanted that knife holder for quite a while now - he does rock.
What do I wish? I wish I could buy a metabolism that works.
What is wrong with that man's mouth? No mouth should be able to be contorted like that!
Your wish came true... Gigi had a great birthday. Fine food, fine presents, and a LOT of sweets!
Love that knife holder!
Justine :o )
Oh Dear God...I just could hardly stomach looking at the picture of "Stewart Smalley!" What is wrong with the state of Minnesota?
Very funny post though....wildly entertaianing as awalys :-)
Not only are YOU hilarious, but you have some fabulous recommendations! Those baby handling tips are hysterical!!
LOL! Your wishes are always too funny. And creative.
Makes my wishes soooo boring in comparison.
I wish it would warm up enough so that I could go out and read a book by the pool.
See? Boringggggg.
- Nat :)
Oh my goodness! you do this to me every time I come here Nikki! I'm off to other blogs and reading all kinds of funny nonsense, I wish I could control myself :)....but I still keep coming back for more!!!!! LOL! I wish we could have a do over for elections!
Rock on Nikki!
Happy New Year!
Kathi :)
Oh that was just way too funny! and I too wish winter was over.....check out the flooding it caused at my place;
http://thegreenhousediaries.blogspot.com/2009/01/so-thats-where-my-scrapbooks-are.html
My Wednesday wish is that I was half as funny as Crumpet and Ozzie's mommy!! You slay me!
What a great game...did you love it?
I love everything on your list, but especially the pregnant one and the knife one;)
Hey, how do you turn your photo's into drawings??
I know I say this all the time but............................................................................................... I LOVE the way your decorate your home inside and out;) OXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
I wish that it would snow here like it has snowed there! We only got about half an inch last nite and it's gone already. I want real snow!
I swear, you are too funny! you really crack me up! Such a great lift in the middle of my day!!!!
Nikki C!! How can you hate Al Franken? He's a comic genius. I nearly peed myself 15 times when I read "Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them." The whole part about foot notes vs. end notes was hilarious!
Hi Nikki :)
Al Franken.... ugh. And to think, he was so funny on SNL. Who knew he would turn into an a$$.
You are one funny broad my friend ;)
(((hugs)))
rue
OMG, that knife holder made me choke on my diet Pepsi. I'll be laughing about that for a long time.
Hi Nikki! I wish I could stick to just one word that I say! *I* should be the *KNIFE HOLDER* Good thing I didn't promise! LOL!!!! Deb
i wish my computer wasnt a FREAK about leaving you comments! I have been trying to leave you one since yesterday but it wont let me! I wish it wasnt 80 degrees here! WIERD! Love you friend
i wish....................................................................................that all your wishes come true...lol
lol lol 2 funny!
WHAT DO I WISH???
WHAT DO I WISH???
I WISH I HAD 111 READERS LIKE YOU DO!!
DAMMIT.
Your posts are great!
Oh, my goodness! I can tell I'm gonna just love your blog! Thanks so much for stopping by mine and commenting for my giveaway. Let's see. I wish that we had world peace. A girl can dream, right? haha ~Mindy
How absolutely hilarious! I love it....and am laughing my head off!
I agree with you 100percent on AL FRANKEN! Disgusting human being!
I love your BLOG!! Thanks for the fun!
OMG! The pic of Bridget and Katie is tooo funny! Lmao!
Great post...after seeing the before and after with the white kitchen cabinets...guess what I'm going to paint this summer!! Thanks for sharing great pictures!! laurie
That was fun!
I wish I was as funny as you sweet lady...yup. That is what *I* wish!!
Oh yeah, I also wish ya a sweet weekend!
Love,
Sue
I think I'm turning into the driver of that boat...yes, mishap #2 with new car happened last week. All the years I leased, I turned in my cars without even a scratch. I finally buy a car...yep, I've now "christened" both sides of it!
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