As members of the canine species we're fed up!! NOT with dog biscuits those we like......we're fed up with this nonsense about dressing us up in stupid outfits. It started simple...a T-shirt now and then.....
Then she started adding stuff....like coats and noisy collars.
And then........to our horror.....she started to accessorize!
We knew at this point that costumes were inevitable.......
We tried to reason with her..........
We tried threats...............
But to no avail....she just couldn't be stopped!
When she started cross dressing us in chick clothes....we knew we were doomed to a life of humiliation.....
And she even went as far as experimenting with new looks....
But there is always that one defining moment in a dogs life when he decides enough is enough............
And she pushed us to that point when she dressed us up as.............
HILTONS!
SO ON THIS DAY OF NATIONAL CELEBRATION........WHERE HUMANS THINK IT'S OKAY TO DEGRADE AND EMBARRASS THEIR PETS......
IT'S TIME FOR ALL PETS TO UNITE!!!
!!! JOIN US IN OUR REVOLUTION !!!!!
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140 comments:
OMG Don't let Sam see this I just found the cutest outfit!
he he
Those reindeer antlers - WOW.
So funny!
LOL. Nikki! You be nice to those doggies!
I LOVE the houndstooth coat (so posh)! And hello, the pink polka-dot sweater??? TDF!!!
OMG - the cross-dressing one - pricesless. Nikki, you have no shame where those poor dogs are concerned!!
Just in case you didn't see my reply - the bikini girl was without a doubt annoying!! Men are so predictable - UGH! They'll kick her to the curb in Hollywood though!
The Pet Fashion Industry caters only to the thin and small boned canines! It's an outrage!
My big, 75 lb Golden Retriever, "Gertrude McFuzz" can't fit in anything. If I could, I would dress her up in every pink frilly thing I could get my hands on. After all, she is the only little girl I have.
I tried to squeeze her into a Snow White Halloween Costume last year and the elastic was cutting into her beefy arms. It was not pretty!
Oh well....your guys looks adorable as always :-)
Hahaha, your pups look like they were having fun playing dress up! I tried to put easter eggs on my dogs collars during an easter egg hunt (and ornaments for Christmas)...and you wouldn't thought I told them they had to go sleep outside! They aren't too fond of dress up, hehe...but yours looks way cute...especially the elf outfit.
Visit me for my 100th post GIVEAWAY if you get a chance...two times would be a charm, hehe!
THey look pissed off! But it's funny!!
Poor doggies! But they love you! I like the bee outfit best!
Big smiles!!
Thanks for a great post and blog!
Just when I think you can't get any funnier here you go again! I laughed so hard when I saw the signs Ozzie and Crumpet made! Rolling over hard laughing I tell ya! When I went to put on sweaters on my poodle girls last nite before we went out to take a walk in the freezing cold, one of them actually sunk her little head down as to say, puhleeze no more sweaters! hahaha
Thanks for making my day more fun.
Hugs, Penny and the poodle girls!
"I am not a Barbie!"
LOL!
You know they secretly love it!
OH Nikki...girl I am wetting myself at these photos...OMG those poor fur babies doing the cross dress thing..tell them I'll get my sign and help them picket..ha ha!! way too funny girl!! hugs and smiles Gloria
I am not a Barbie! I like that!!!!
They love the attention !!!
My daughter's cat actually hides her face when she dresses her up she is embarrassed its so funny we all crack up to see her do that.
Love the outfits!
Diane
lol I stand united with the furry ones!
Laughing again.... Where in tar nation do you find all those adorable outfits. I bet they truly enjoy the attention and love... You can see it their eyes. You have the best dressed doggies and are the mama ever:-)
LOL I was totally against dressing up dogs, sorry, before we got Hooch, our beagle. Now he gets too cold without clothes in the winter soooooo he has three different coats!
Don't tell my mom!
Hilarious. I had no idea. I am going to get out Lexie's clothes right away. What we do for human entertainment is so funny. Those dogs are way cuter than Paris ever will be.
I've got to side with the pups on this one...let 'em go commando!
So glad to see that's okay to cross-dress your dogs, because I was just looking at a pink tutu'd outfit at Walmart the other day, and wondering if Harry would mind.
OMG..too cute!! Didn't know there was such a day..
I love the signs...perfect!
Your dogs dress better than me!
-sandy toe
omg that was too funny My cutie says no way to dressing up a cute bandanna is about as much as I can get so tell the guys Admiral will be there with his picket sign to join them. I try but its hard to control the spoiled:)
julie
LOL - I thnk Brady needs to put his Tom Brady shirt and doggles on!!
Ha! That was great. You've got adorable dogs...very good natured.
-FringeGirl
Now I know where the phrase "hung dog look" comes from. They won't even make eye contact with you. I am rolling, but I am mean.
Darn, those pups are precious. They must have the best temperament of any dogs I've seen to not only let you dress them but to stand there long enough for you to get a picture. Especially crumpet with the handkerchief on his nose!!! Too cute.
Someone commented the other day you need to have their pictures in a book...I think it's a great idea.
I think they are dressed better than some of those actors at the Golden Globe awards the other night!!
Now at least I don't feel so bad about the two piece bathing suit my cat used to have...or the santa hats they wore...my dog now...well she refuses to get dressed...and sulks if I try! Miss Pooh likes her fur coat and nothing else!
they are the best sports...love the I am not a barbie sign! roflmao
Oh my word..Nikki!!!! lol lol After seeing them in the 'chick' cloths I thought the next step was a diaper and little booties with a bonnet!!!! lol lol But hey Ozzie look pretty cool in that red cap! lol lol But you may have scarred Crumpet for life with that leopard print outfit...watch for tale tale signs of his behavior changing...like squatting to pee!lol lol lol
LMBO!!!
I can't get over how funny this is!
Ya know Nikki I heard it on good authority that our pets get to dress US in the next life.
Just sayin'!
*wink*
Hahahaha they are just the cutest! I LOVE their signs!
Oh, you poor babies. We will plan for an intervention. Hang in there! ;-)
Hey Oz and Crumpet why not just BITE HER HANDS OFF, I had to laugh though right up until I saw the Bee outfit and the Pink Polka dot jumper, now that is just to much, I am with you two I have my banner!, cannot wait till Vanni gets home to see this. ROFL....
Sorry, boys, can't help you on this one. I think you look adorable in outfits. You should join Dogster! My cats put up with it for photos for their Catster pages. Go with the flow!
I wish you knew how much I needed this today. Especially when I got to the mash up of P.Hilton I just died!
I'm going to put SOMETHING on Casey doggone it! He'd better not bite me either.
Oh hell, I might dress up the cats too! Oh maybe not. Not until I get a good plastic surgeon on speed dial!
OMG, hysterical! Your poor fuzzies and the things you put them through! Have you no shame? No compassion for their masculinity? No? Well good, 'cause it makes for some damn funny posts.
Justine :o )
How fashionable they are..... do they also have their own walk-in closet?
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Your posts and Ozzie's facial expressions are pricless!!
LOLLLLLLLLLLL thanks, love the cross dressing !!!
Kathy :)
Woman! You must stop! I am cracking up over here. I just remembered how I used to dress up my dog when I was younger. My t-shirts, clip on earrings, nail polish, you name it. Until she had enough of my shit and bit me! Never any warning. When she was done, she was done!
I dress my dogs up too! When Delilah is "nekkid", she will pick up a sweater and bring it to me to put on her! I even do the costumes, I'll have to post pics. Gotta love those couture canines!
AND WE WONDER WHY DOGS BITE???????????????ANN
Love the houndstooth (how appropriate lol), but where's the deerstalker cap and pipe? Working for a vet, we see pets in various stages of dress and undress, but these guys take the cake! And I would much prefer to see these handsome fellows on the red carpet rather than Ms Hilton. Great post, Kathy
Ha-ha, Nikki ! They are too cute ! I will not be joining the picket line :)
hahaha...Butch thinks every piece of fabric that comes withing a foot of him is meant for tug-o-war - needless to say no outfits for him.
OMGosh...are you working so you can buy these two lovable doggies their new outfits??? Hahaha...so so funny,Nikki. I am so in luv with Crumpet and Ozzie, I dream about them at night! They must be angel dogs to pose so good...to wear all these clothes. They are adorable!...so are YOU!
hugs, bj
We've never even tried dressing up our dogs--a dog in drag in Montana--talk about wolf bait.
We have tried it with various kitties and they just do a kind of army crawl thing---we usually laugh till we cry--some night they are going to kill us in our sleep....
That caveman and dinosaur!!
I totally just choked on my Pop Tart.
I won't judge you on what you force your dogs to wear if you don't judge me on my afternoon snack.
Deal?
Is it really National dress the pet up day?? If so, I may need to participate. Of course, Lola is not the fashion divas that Ozzie and Crumpet are!
My little shitzu/poodle, Dexter, gets the saddest look when I dress him up, it is priceless, kind of like that on your dogs! He is all black so when I take pics, he just looks like a blob with clothes, poor thing, then his daddy comes home and rescues him and strips him down, he is a happy boy again! Thanks for sharing, Sue
I wonder what those puppies are really thinking when you are dressing them up and taking thier pictues, LOL You areone crazy woman, girl.
Love Ya,
Chris
Does Nikki need a grandchild??? Then she could dress a baby to her heart's content! You better talk to your human brother and sisters about this problem. A family conference, maybe???? Sally
I love Crumpet and Ozzie. They are such funny pups!
My rattie Ali USED to let me dress her up. I'd put her in the cutest little dresses (she's only about 6 pounds) but after big brother Bama "fussed" at her a few times, she started running anytime I'd pull anything out. Oh well! I love 'em anyway. :)
Poor doggies the humiliation!!! I am in their corner on this one;) French
I LOVE it! I'm gonna go dress up my dogs right now. Our dogs can have battling fashion shows!
LOL Nikki you are to much. Your little guys are just adorable! I still can't figure out how you get them to wear hats. Charli says she is joining in on the protest.
Nikki - not to shamelessly "self-promote", but you ought to come over and check out my latest blog post - considering our political leanings, I think you'll get a kick out it!!
Great post! That is just too funny! I LOVE the bee costume! My dog has you to think when I dress her up next Halloween!
Oh I only WISH I could dress up my dog! He is just way too big and I haven't found anything that fits this guy. He's a black great dane and I think he would look adorable in a bright pink collar don't you?
The hubby's not goin for it though.
I need to make some headbands like you, you are one creative mama!
Never fear boys, Sophie is coming to rescue you from any further humiliation. She only has one coat! But I have to say you looked dashing.
Nikki,
Ozzie and Crumpy have to be the cutest dogs ever! I am siding with them on this one! (LOL) You are too funny! (I am cracking up LOL))
xoxoxoxoxox
Donna Marie
Good heavens Nikki...Crumpet & Ozzie have a better wardrobe than I do!! I sure hope Jay Leno doesn't see this blog...he hates animal costumes...but then he has a cat & there's no way to dress a cat up without a scratch-a-rama going on...LOL ♥ Bo
I'm joining Ozzie and Crumpet in their protest! They do make me laugh (or is it you who makes me laugh)? not sure at this point, but I think it's a little of both! Great post. laurie
Crackin up here :D
I didn't even know and just happened to post a picture of our dog in an American Girls dress. Weird, huh?
Nikki, When Bikini girl sang last night I doubt there was a straight man watching who could tell you what she sounded like. You see men can not hear when other parts of their bodies are "otherwise engaged"!! PS we can use this to our advantage when asking for that new couch or kitchen that we are wanting.
I do have to admit that she had legs that I would KILL for!! They went on for miles. Can't wait to see what characters come on tonite! Thanks for stopping by! Sue
The black and white suit lookin' outfit was not very nice! They're gonna call and report abuse for sure!
I hate to say this, but Perez Hilton already looks better!
My favorite has to be Crummpy with the babushka over his nose....where do you come up with this stuff....
OMG, you're the best!
Oh, little guys! You do look handsome in your human clothes! But I think Chloe Dawn would agree - no clothes!
You're the funniest one, Nikkiness!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)
Too cute! And only one of the dogs next to me on the sofa has a sweater on - and he loves it!
Donna
How adorable, Nikki ... I just love the expressions on their precious little faces.
My favorite "outfit" is Crumpet's little scarf. How cute!
They need matching snowsuits. Shhhhh ... don't tell them I said that!
My 100 pound Shiloh Shepherd is so sad. We can find nothing in his size. The outfits are all tooooo cute. You took wonderful photos and the descriptions were hilarious. Fabulous post.
Sweetie
Jay Leno's hugest pet peeve are people who dress up animals. He says that all of the time. I knew a lady in a former town who even put Mary Jane shoes on her poor little thing. I love the picket signs!!
Thanks, I had the best laugh and I needed one this week!
LOL they are so cute :) :)
When I saw the title, I was so excited! I knew it was going to be a great post! I just can't believe what your dogs put up with! What good sports!
This was so funny - thank you for the laugh. I love the bumble bee outfit and the leopard ensemble. None of my pets ever, ever tolerated wearing outfits...let alone accessories. Your crew seemed to weather the storm well and they make adorable models.
Are your subjects always ready for a photo or what? They are such good lil pups!
Oh that made me laugh!!. I wish I could find the picture of my old dog Oscar, in a pair one of my kids underpants. I'll find it. Tell those two doggies if they don't behave you are going to make them wear thongs!
you realize of course..
this means WAR !
Freakin love Ozzie in the witches hat! I can't wait to get home from this road trip and pull out Jordan's sweaters for her to choose her favorite to wear....
Once again toooo funny, and ozzie's faces are priceless! Nancy
I love the bumblebee one! You should do a book of these!
Your babies are such good sports! I love the pink sweater....it's my favorite!
Please tell me you were voted "wittiest" in high school!
Oh my gosh! I love it.
Your babies are so cute...wish mine would let me dress them up!
Nikki, I adore your furballs. They talk big but they don't seem to mind posing so cute in all those outfits. My Babette would pitch a fit and did many times when I tried to dress her. Gosh, we do miss her every day.
Thanks for another adorable Ossie and Crumpet post. You can make me laugh and be sad at the same time. That is a good thing.
Hugs...Jeanne
HAHAHAHA, and people wonder why I dream about your dogs! LOL!
I didn't even notice the photoshopping on the Hiltons until I looked again! haha!
Your pups sure class them up! =)
Poor little fashionistos... The one with the pooch in the elf uniform was a little scary. Did you notice he sprouted horns and his eyes were a devilish shade of green? I did!
KJ
LOL I still can't believe they like to get dressed up. I must need to send your granddog-child to spend some time with his uncles...maybe it will rub off on him
Hehe, that's awesome!! Love the bumblebee outfit, oh and the blue hair of course!
I used to dress up a cat as a child... I've yet to dress up a pet as an adult... lol... I will leave that to you... you are GREAT at it!
FUNNY once again... when I NEED a laugh... I count on YOU... thanks... really NEEDED one tonight, my friend!
Fifi
Those puppies are the funniest guys ever, they really should take their show on the road! I am AMAZED at the "pet clothes and accessories" aisle at our local WalMart!
What is all the complaining about ? They could of been dressed up in bikinis for gods sake. And My dog Rudie has been looking for his black and creme checkered coat for forever. Give it back. lol...
Good grief! Mele is naked! I never even noticed and I have been parading her all over town like that! Not ANOTHER shopping trip! How can I stand it?! :)
Mona
I hear you, guys! And I totally agree: it's so degrading for you dogs to be dressed up!
I'm ready to join your revolution...
OMG~ this is too funny~ I love your cross dressing babies but Crumpet in that bumblebee outfit takes the cake!
Thank you for participating in my give away~
Big hugs~ J
Your dogs have every reason to revolt to this treatment, Nikki, expecially when you started cross-dressing those poor babies! :) And please, stop Hiltonizing them--the lowest of all blows!!!
This post was a hoot!!!
Dana
We've hidden your blog in case our mummy French Fancy gets any ideas.
Your dogs are just toooooo darn cute and they must love you to death to endure all that primping! Ha!
You are the funniest blogger I know! ROFLOL! Poor crumpet & ozzie...they really need to learn how to run around in circles and throw themselves on the floor like cats do when you put clothes on them! :)
PS,
I was hovering around all morning yesterday waiting to be the first one to read and comment....then I had to shovel snow and go to work! Perhaps next time :)
Nikki my little crumpet, YOU ARE INSANE, and I lmao :)))
My bulldog will join you in your fight. Just after she takes her daily 22 and a half hour nap. K?
It's funny that you should mention dogs dressing up cuz i dressed up my doggie this morning before we went outside. He has his own little coat with his name embroidered on it. It's cold, i did it for his own good :o) Hehe....
I love the way Ozzie looks like he's always ready to chew your arm off! Love it.
Speaking of humiliation...did you see that game? The Thunder, the ultimate kick in the arse! Paul, hurry get better we need you!!
I've never seen two cuter dogs! Clothes or no clothes, they're just adorable. :)
there was a man who used to live on our street in NYC and every day it rained and there are a lot, he would walk around with his standard poodle who would be wearing rain hat, booties and a "coat" you could tell his wife insisted on dressnig the dog. He always looked like he wanted to curl up and die.
Yo Dudes! It is Me Kipper and I am like so beehind you (no, not sniffin' butts...just a mo...okay...)
on this caawz. My mom thinks that I hafta wear a bananadana all the time. Like why? Then she tried T shirts for my dog nites at Ritters.
I was so hoomilleated.
Now she is talkin' getting me sum new duds for Spring. It is so sad rilly..the wooman need help.
Luv ya,
Sue
I think they look adorable in the outfits. Love the one with Barney on it. he he You just crack me up.
Gotta go get my Australian Sheppard and Lab in to their outfits. Hugs, Bobbi Jo
Ha! I made my students write about this yesterday! I showed them lots of pics, then they had to write a story from the pet's point of view about being dressed up! They loved it...and I love your pics!
Oh...you two...you look gorgeous in your outfits! But the cross dressing..I don't know about that!!
LOL...I might need to try that on Bear!
Hugz,
Michele
HAhaha!! They are so cute in their costumes!! LOVED The bumble bie!
I thought you were cute guys!!
Monica
Back again!
Just wanted to tell you I am going on vacation but linked to your blog as a "fun things to do while I'm away" type post. I "borrowed" some of your photos but gave you credit (of course).
here is the link if you are interested. I know I always like to know who links to my blog:
http://mrsfligs.blogspot.com/2009/01/by-time-you-read-this-i-will-be-gone.html
So sorry boys! Your Mommy is a little nutty!!!! At least she didn't put pampers on you like I did with my dog!!!lol Now run and hide; I may have just given her an idea!!! Sincerely, Jeannette
dog people = creepy
Oh Nikki.. you always crack me up! This was too funny. Looks like we have a lot in common with our pets. My three have lots of clothing and I love to torture them with wearing them. :)
Well I definetly NOW need to go get a Pet. My husband is tired of me dressing him up. WOW girl, 119 comments, You'll NEVER get to mine---------I do like your blog---------but you'll never know cause you'll never get down this far
Those are so funny! Is that a pig riding an alligator on that one costume?! Totally weird! :)
I want a dog! Can you talk my husband into it for me?
You'll have to come and see the public humiliation my cat had to endure at the gym.
I'm happy to hear it's an legal holiday! We can now adorn our pets without fear of legal recourse.
What a totally F U N post! I'm still smiling. I wish my Beau (lab) could read this, I know he's pick up his picket sign right away!
Lidy
I just knew your word would be LOVE too! Sorry you are missing your family...I'm sure they are missing you too!
That is so fantastically funny! Your pups are great sports.
Mine just lays down like I put on a lead weight around his neck if I try to put clothes, hats, or even sunglasses on him...
HEY I GOT SOME AWARDS FOR YOU :)
Tee hee. No pets here. I wish I could dress up my boys in chicks outfits. They don't tolerate being my barbies either.
Pebbles is lucky, Greg doesn't want to dress her up in any dog cloths. But those are SOOOO cute. The dogs really have the expression of, "No, she did not!"
I do not know how they put up with you. *sigh* But they do spell neatly and correctly. Good boys!
I always get a chuckle when I visit your corner of the blogosphere.
well, my favorite might just be the "I'm not a Barbie" sign!
Thanks for making me laugh, Nikki. I lost my job today.
OMG I have tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard. Your dogs are adorable! Pam
HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! IF my DH were not in bed snoring beside of me I would be laughing so LOUD I would wake my neighbors! THIS WAS FREAKING HYSTERICAL! BRAVO MY DEAR! BRAVO!
So I was cracking up at the outfits, but was ROLLING at the cross dressing poochies. YOU ARE TOO MUCH, my friend, TOO MUCH!!!
:)
Lily and Winston would agree with that 100%! Down with any type of clothing, costume, or accessory! hee hee . . . but they look so cute!
How adorable can you get? You have got to have the best dressed dogs in BlogLand! Now Bentley wants to have a new outfit.
Thank you for sharing and giving us some new ideas for "special outfits.
Erin
LOL! That was awesome!
I know it's an older post, Nikki, but I was making the girls watch my winning video (LOL) and then remembered this post. They cracked up!!!!!!!!!
Justine :o )
This is such a cute web site! I love your furbabies. If you have any pet LO's or tags, we'd love to see them at Taggerpaws blog.
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