Saturday, January 10, 2009

OZZIE DOES DISNEYLAND~~~~

Before the story starts...I just had to show you guys what I got in the mail today. This came from Laurie at Charming Designs. And let me tell you this is the cutest dang thing you ever saw!


She's taken a spoon and created the coolest little easel....then painted this adorable charm which hangs on the easel...and BONUS.....it has two sides!

This is the other side........and it's all sparkly and beautiful. She does the most amazing work. Go check her out...you're gonna what she does! Thank you so much....I LOVE IT!



NOW ON WITH THE TALE.......OZZIE DOES DISNEYLAND.





































































113 comments:

Laura said...

Oh my, you are too funny! I love your dogs, I want one!


Laura :)

tara @ kidz said...

LOL I'm speechless!

Tristan said...

Oh, you make me laugh :)...I should have added you to my daily dose list..lol.

Love that spoon to!

Happy To Be said...

OH Girl I am laughing so hard I think I just wet myself...Oh but you are just to funny...hugs and smiles Gloria

Quirkyloon said...

I absolutely love it! Once again you are the mistress of funny! I just love the way your funny mind works!

Poor poochers!

Braja said...

those dogs. And you're nuts :)

Fifi Flowers said...

I've got tears! You crack me up! You really capture there expressions... I think they are realy saying those words... LOL
ENJOY your weekend!
Fifi

jill jill bo bill said...

What about Andy? Where is Andy? Please tell me you got him. I mailed him before Christmas. Go check your mailbox again.

Raxx - A day in the life said...

ROTFLMAO!! These guys need voices! Good thing I'm a weirdo, I already gave them some"

Ozzie - Bruce Willis

Crumpet - Will Smith - hey, why not?

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Yep.. they always want to get in the truck and GO... but change their tune when they get there.... at least that's how it goes at our house. AND, when my rotts shine on Disneyland it takes a much wider lens to get both their keisters in the photo... haha

Cute Post!

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

KC Mom said...

Lola just had the same experience on tuesday...only I told her it was the doggy spa!

Rachael said...

The ride to the vet is traumatic for me....I know my dog is going to be a nervous wreck when she gets there.

I'm glad the boys survived the ordeal :-)

Very funny and cute!!!

JyLnC said...

You are so funny. I have this visual of you driving with one hand and snapping photos with the other swerving to avoid anything in your path.

Thanks for the laughs!

Beth said...

This story is hilarious! Have you ever thought about writing children's literature?

sandy said...

Hilarious! And that charm is beautiful:)

mbkatc230 said...

I've always suspected that this is what is going on our patients heads when they come to visit, now I know! And it's true, you can always tell the newbies, they are so happy to see us! Kathy

Lynette said...

I like Raxx's idea of giving them voices and I think she is spot on with her picks!! Who knew a vet visit could be soooo entertaining (to us anyway!!)
Love your charm, by the way!!
Hey Nikki - are you gonna get a button - I would proudly display it on my blog, 'cause it would be yours and all, just askin'??

Lee Laurie said...

They are so cute. My 'Sassy' gets so nervous when she has to go to the vet. She will be fine and as soon as she sees the vet's office, her body starts shaking all over!

I can picture Crumpet's voice being...Jim Carey and Ozzie's being Eddie Murphy. I bet they are fun and a handfull!!!

Picket said...

Yahoo..I hit the jackpot..coming by just in time to see another Ozzie & Crumpet episode!!! I love this girl...they should have their own comic book! lol Thanks for coming by to see our little Sofie..hope you and yours have a fantastic weekend girl!

Heather said...

If you ever need a doggie sitter, let me know! Those two are so stickin' cute!!

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Bless their little hearts...and their little tushes.

The locket and easel is adorable!

John Deere Mom said...

I think this is my favorite doggie post yet. And I think I say that everytime. My favorite part is the censored doggie weiner!!!

Smilingsal said...

I'll bet they're not so happy to go next time. Dog usually remember. I know ours would sense when we turned a certain corner.

~♥~ Monica S said...

giggle hahaha!! :-)
Poor things..it's not too much fun is it??
We just had our dogs nails cut yeaterday.. and now she's wlaking around like a ghost (no sound)

You are so funny!

Monica

Jessica said...

OMG~ lol....this was priceless. Too funny! Give them babies an extra treat & a big hug from me. :)

Love your new treasure~ genius idea w/the spoon. Enjoy!

Hugs~ J

Twice as Nice said...

They should have their own cartoon and you would be the head writer. So funny. There are a lot of sitcoms out there that could use your talent.

Yaya said...

Hahaha! LOVE IT!

Especially the cencored pic!

GaleForceOne said...

Lol..that one was great!

Laura said...

I saw that adorable spoon somewhere, hey, I think I might have signed up to win it - dang! It is super adorable.

And have I told you lately I love your dogs? I want to kiss their furry faces - do it for me!

They deserve Disneyland, or at least a burger from Mickey D's!

Lizzie said...

i just wonder if you follow your dogs around with a camera all day. i can picture it, i'm worried about you dear! :)

but, it's ok! you make us all laugh! thanks for vet story, i just took my pooches, wasn't near as exciting though.

tammy said...

Cute cute charm!

My Harry was sitting on my lap while I was reading this post and he says he's never going in the car with me ever again. (He also wants you to send him the uncensored picture too, if you could).

imjacobsmom said...

Poor clueless little Ozzie! Miles finally woke up and he won't "bye-bye car" with me anymore. Wjhen I ask him he turns and runs the other way....I guess next time I'll have to tell him it's Disneyland! ~ Robyn

Lo said...

LOVE it!! I'm still trying to figure out a way to view that video below. My NoScript is saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"!

Trina said...

That is too funny! My pup, Bama, actually GROANED the last time I pulled into the parking lot of the vet's office! I nearly died laughing, but then I felt bad because he knew what was coming. My other pup, Ali, just peed all over the place. Thank goodness for Clorox wipes.

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dana said...

Those two poochies need their own line of books!! That was so funny and cute!! I just loved it----can you tell?

Hope they didn't turn you in! Dana

amelia bedelia said...

thanks for the laugh this morning!! my dog knows where he is going as soon as i make the corner, he gets in my lap and shakes, loses hair and starts to gag. poor thing.

thedomesticfringe said...

Very cute. My pups got shots coming to her too. It won't be pretty.

Love the spoon!
-FringeGirl

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

I'm always just amazed at what you can come up with to entertain us! I know you love your dogs, but sometimes I think they may just props for your blog! LOL! laurie

squawmama said...

Good Morning Nikki... Wow I have been MIA for so long (2 weeks) that I had a lot of ketchin up to do... I have missed your post and really was happy to see the adventures of Ozzie & Crumpet today... I finally am someplace where the internet is stronger so I am trying to catch up... Loved your post today and have missed you... Have a good one

(((HUGS)))
Donna

Penny said...

Hilarious! I love your blog posts so much.
Penny

onlymehere said...

I actually had a dream Wednesday night about Ozzie and Crumpet! A few other blogging buddies were in there too but I don't remember what they were all about or said, just the dogs! Now you know how totally senile I'm becoming! In all fairness though I only got three hours sleep and was thinking about blogging everything I did that day so I guess they found an escape hole to sneak into my dreams!! Funny post.

Loving Annie said...

Tagged you for an award, Nikki. Please come get it :)
Cyber-hugs,
Loving Annie

Swirl Girl said...

that was too funny!

Chris said...

OMG,you're amazing. Now, I know who you are. You're a writer for Two and a Half Men, the TV show. Right???

Love Ya,
Chris

LadyFi said...

Too funny! How come dogs can smell the vet a mile off? I'm going to have to tell my furry boy that he's off to Disney next time...

Shannon said...

Cutest use of a spoon... ever!


And I loved Crumpet's little prayer ;)

Nancy said...

Well Nikki, I am crying again here! Tears of laughter...even funnier now that I have 2 dogs. BTW, they had to go to the Vet Yesterday....and guess what...Lucy got car sick! Threw-up all over Hoss...we had to stop at a pet shop that does grooming and have them both bathed...before we could go on home. Oh, and they both went crazy when the vet was clipping thier nails! Lucy bit the Vet! Yeap, it was thier worse day of their life so far...LOL Nancy

Fragrant Liar said...

You captured their expressions all right. Especially that last one.

KJ

http://fragrantliar.blogspot.com

Diane said...

OMG, this was hysterical! Hmmm, Chief is due for his rabies shot... Think I'm going to use the Disneyland bit on him too! ☺ Diane

Lisa Loo said...

I am getting soooo much better at reading your blog--I finish ALL of my Crystal Light before I even think about coming over here!
Soooo--did the vet think it was the least bit odd you wanted to take a picture of the event?
Thanx for the laugh--you are amazing! And of course you aren't really driving when you take those pictures, right?

salmagundi said...

I love getting my giggles from the escapades of your dogs. Keep showing us their fun!!!! Sally

jeanne said...

Nikki, I can't stop laughing. Girl you are so good. Your photos are more than amazing. I adore your dogs along with many others here in the blogging world. The last shot (no pun intended) was perfect. What do you do, run around with your camera to get these pics? Awesome post Nikki. AGAIN!!!

Love ya...Jeanne

Ma'dame French said...

YOu and those dogs are too funny;) Thanks for the chuckle;)French

Ginger said...

I'm having trouble opening your blog the last couple of days, so hope this comment goes through ok. Loved seeing the boys and their trip to Disneyland. I hope they don't report you to Animal Cops. lol.
Great post.
Ginger

Kristen said...

Come on guys it wasn't THAT bad.
I bet you got a good treat!

Linda said...

LOL Brady likes his trips to "Disneyland" a lot better than that pair does! Too cute!

ann said...

YOU NEVER LET ME DOWN,GIRL.KEEP EM COMIN....ANN

The Muse said...

after reading this post in its entirety, i can see why you were not able to put this disclaimer on...
"no puppies were harmed in the making of this post"
LOL

Jamie said...

Oh poor pups, hehe! You never fail to crack me up with your pup stories...just LOVE It! Hope you are having a lovely weekend :-)

Kritta22 said...

ROFL...poor puppies!! I love the censored part!

Kim@ForeverWherever said...

That's funny! One of our dogs tries to eat everyone there. The last time our vet decided he would make a house call. When she saw him she was like, "Welcome to my house!" He was scared, but all went well. That's how she's worked her way out of it all. Maybe I won't have to go to the grocery store any more if I bite someone there...ya think? :-)

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

YOU ARE FREAKING HYSTERICAL! And the censured part...SO CUTE!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT SPOON! GOT TO CHECK IT OUT!

Tracey said...

Thank you for always making me laugh........crumpabump..LOL!!!

The spoon is adorable too..what a great idea! I will have to go check that out.

:)Tracey

Jenners said...

I just want to know when your book of talking dog stories is going to be published so I can buy one for everyone!!! Love these so much!

Marrdy said...

Oh my gosh, you kill me!! I love that doggie prayer. Just waiting for the game to start thought I'd stop by..SO glad I did!

Melissa said...

Seriously! You crack me up!!

Pedaling said...

did the vet think you had lost your mind
with the camera?

Sandy Toes said...

Oh ..goodness..you are just too funny..those charms are so cute on a spoon.I love it!
-sandy toe

Auds at Barking Mad said...

I LOVED your doggy story boards. I think my boring Goldendoodle can take a few lessons from your gang. Or not? *lol*

Oh and my vet is used to camera too!

Leslie said...

OMGosh, that is frickin' hilarious!! I swear your dogs are so cute, they look fake! My favorite picture is the one with the censorship, haha! You're too much!

Jill said...

You just tell them to watch it I am good friends with Mickey Mouse himself! :)

At least no accidents in the car this time :)

tam said...

LoL! Girl you had better watch your back! I think those dogs might just try to get even with ya! LoL!Amber works at a vets office and some of the stories she comes home with are pretty funny!
Hope you are having a wonderful weekend!

Lana said...

Oh my goodness! Thanks for the giggles. TOO funny I tell ya!!

Bo said...

Hiya Nikki...The wheels in your head never stop turning do they?...well, I sure hope not! You are so fun to visit...really, you should do a book! Think how many of us dog-lovers would buy it! $$$$
♥ Bo

Justine said...

OMG! ROFL! I love it when your dogs take over your blog. They're friggin' hysterical! Love the censored pic, and hey, gotta love the butt-hole shot. This was GREAT!

Justine :o )

Michael said...

So my rolling laugh turned into an outright gaffaw at Crumpet's censored junk pic. YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!

We're digging out from the foot of snow that was dropped yesterday. Haven't looked at the weather, but my guess is that it's coming your way. Hang in there!

~M

Kathi~Lavender, Lace and Thyme said...

Spooning...hmmm, I just saw spoon art on another blog, it must be the cool thing right now! It's awesome!

Oh nooooo, not in the truck again!! LOL! Doggie Disneyland! You are too funny!!!

Thanks for making me laugh so darn hard I don't want to get busy and clean my house! LOL :)

onlymehere said...

Nikki, can I steal a picture of Crumpet and Ozzie for a post I'm doing? You're dogs will think they're famous (I think Ozzie already thinks he is!). Let me know. I won't be posting it for a few days since I have a "secret project" to finish first! Cindy

Tulsi said...

I never think of taking a camera!

Stacy's Random Thoughts said...

ROTFLMAO! Priceless...again! :) Thanks for the laugh! :) :) :)

Michele said...

I love how you censored his privates. Too funny.

Another great adventure with you pooches. Love it!

Shelia said...

Hi Nikkiness! Oh, the little spoon easel is so adorable. I want one!
Now, those little guys! Please don't tell me they can't really talk. I believe every word they say! You're the absolutest hootness of the Land of Blog!
You always make me laugh. I needed a laugh today, thanks, Dear One!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Carolynn said...

Those two are a riot. Poor things. Aw well, at least they came home with all their good bits intact...

Very pretty gift, too.

hellosweetworld said...

Funny stuff! I can't believe you actually got photos while the vet was holding the dogs. My vet would've told me to get over there and help hold!

bj said...

Has Hollywood been knockin' down the doggie door yet for these two?
You do such a great job with their photos...so funny.
Has anyone told you yet that you have taken Blogland by storm ? That folks are standing in line, just to leave a comment ? Well....it's all true and we love ya!
Oh, and I love your sweet easel, too...
xo bj

Jannie said...

Okay, which is cuter -- that spoon thang or those fluffie-wuffie doggies. Close, close call.

Our really empty nest said...

Hands down the funniest blog in blogland!! You are great! Sue

Sue said...

I can't believe you took the camera in to the vets exam room, they must love when they see you three coming....and don't you just love women vets...They shouldn't allow men to be vets only women...

The Blonde Duck said...

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

Rue said...

Poor babies! Do they look at you like you're the worst mom in the world? Mine do and I feel awful.

Very cute easel!

hugs,
rue

santamaker said...

Made me laugh! Thanks, crumpy and ozzie!

judicreations said...

Oh poor puppy dogs...they just didn't realize what was happening. I sure hope you made up for all of this and they had something extra special for treats after a day at the vets..*s*..

hope you've had a great day too!
Judi

Our really empty nest said...

Nikki, which by the way is the same way my MIA daughter spells her name, I will use your threat and let you know if it works for me. You have a child in Utah too, huh? Nicole loves to ski and after living out there for a winter, she said no where else compares. She is having the time of her life, darnnit, lol. I have always loved your blog and hope to keep mine up. I just need to figure out how to add the backgrounds etc.. like the rest of you, lol. Thanks for stopping by, Sue

cedwards55 said...

Nikki~ Don't tell my oldest son, but you're even funnier than he is! I have to mop the tears off the keyboard. Those poor little pups!

Nana said...

When my poor doggie realizes she is going to the Vet, she starts to shake. He really is a nice guy! She blew out her ACL and had to have surgery about 3 yrs. ago and boy she will never forget it.

Sincerely Yours said...

Morning Nikki, morning boys! They are just too cute!!! They are becoming famous so I hope it doesn't go to their heads too much!!lol Almost makes me want a dog???? Nope, I'll just visit them! Have a great day and stay out of trouble (I mean you Nikki!)lol Sincerely, Jeannette btw- Love love the charm thingie!! Very pretty!

Saucy Scribe Debora said...

I love your dogs - they are soooo cute! What a fun pic-to-story! And hey, that spoon charm is gorgeous! Gonna have to check that site out!

Carlie said...

HA!!! I'm laughing histerical. That was so hilarious. You are a funny woman and I want to meet you someday. What adorable dogs you have. And oh my gosh, that is the cutes charm spoon! I want one! Thank you for sharing!!!!!

trogblog said...

Great story...I wish all my news could come in that form. By the way, great multi-tasking abilities to be able to drive and snap pictures at the same time.

dana wyzard said...

I'm comment number one oh one!!!

I love your photos, of course. And I used to take lots of action shots of Lucky. Now, the only action shots are of him BREATHING. I'm glad he DOES breathe, but he's not getting me any photos I can comment on!

Grand Pooba said...

Oh, our poor furry children! They think we just like torturing them for fun!

Good thing they forget about a minute later on the care ride home!

My father-in-law is our vet so sometimes he does house calls. Funny, every other time he comes over just to visit, all the animals run and hide under the bed!

Wonder why...

hellosweetworld said...

Check out my blog. Can't wait to see what you've got!

::Jan:: said...

LOVE the spoon Nikki. Way cool for sure.

Oh how fun you are. That was such a nice break to read some funny dog stuff. The devil dog about had me on the floor. So cute. Hee Hee.

Deb said...

Hi Nikki! Not funny!!!! I hate shots! Deb

Mama said...

You have to stop Oz and Crumpet, Nikki cz the first thing Vanni says when he comes in from work now, is what have Oz and Crumpet been up to today, even before he say Hi Sweetpea (that will be me) how was your day!!. I am getting a little bit jealous :(, soooo funny.

French Fancy said...

I love that censored sticker. How right to preserve his dignity, nikki :)

prairiedog said...

Hi,I am pretty new to the blogworld but I have to tell you honestly,this is the best post I've found yet!I love dogs and this is just great,you have a wonderful imagination.Cyndi

Joy said...

OMG, you made me laugh so hard I cried... Loved it. I used to have a mini Schnauzer... I miss him.

Mona said...

HYSTERICAL!!!

Susie Q said...

I laughed. I cried. I commiserated.
We always told Kip he was being *tutored* when he was neutered and he is still asking why, why, why!
Oh the indignity of it all!

Love,
Sue

Frippery said...

You are killing me! My family thinks I'm going insane as I sit here laughing my a** off. (Don't I wish?)Pam

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