I wish..............that it was actually still Wednesday so that this post made sense.
I wish......I had one of these T-shirts to give to my husband...and that he'd wear it to Home Depot on our next shopping trip. ( I stole borrowed this from Julian Meteor's blog...I'd link to you Julian but the language over there is a bit on the naughty side)
I wish...........that I had found Nana's kitchen a long time ago. Nana's blog cracks me up. She would be so much fun to hang out with....especially at water aerobics!! 
I wish.....................It was legal to make a Citizen's Arrest for FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!!!!
I wish...................I didn't find this funny.......but I DO!
I wish..........there were more cool guys who blogged. It's interesting seeing the world through the eyes of male bloggers. I love the laughs I get from Michael over at Captain Obvious And I love that he titled this post "lamp porn"
I enjoy visiting Artie at Color Outside the Lines he posts inspirational pictures and has such great taste. I always get new ideas when I read his posts.
And then there is OG over at Trog Blog. Who is always good for a laugh...especially when he posts pictures like this one. C'mon Cheerios...does that really look like a golfing trophy???
I wish...........making dinner was this easy!
I wish.............that some day in the future I can be a grandma....and that my grand kids are as cute as this little nugget! Meet Cooper who belongs to Diane over at A picture is worth a 1000 words I've been enjoying Diane's blog for quite some time. And I love all of her posts...but I'm developing serious case of "grand kid envy".
I wish................I had my own DOGBOAT ! I wonder if the Grey Hound version goes fast enough to water ski?
I wish...................I could send my hubby into this "facility" and then see which picture he picks. (don't judge me)
I wish.................I could choose which people get to BE lunch!
Thanks for playing along with I wish
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140 comments:
LOL...oh, nikki...rolling on the florr here..LOL!!
The "princess"..I think I puked in my mouth..eeewwww!
hee... hee... some more great ones, Nikki!!!
I wish you back all the JOY, ENTERTAINMENT and LAUGHS you give to us! I also wish you the joy of a grandbaby in 2009:)
Yes, Dreams really do come true!
♥♥♥
Awww, the dogboat is sooo adorable! I want to take them home!
Princess needs to look in the mirror!
Where'd you get that picture???
That was just suppose to be for my husband! i can't believe he posted it!
And that's a new pair of undies too cuz I hadn't even cut the tag out!!!
he he he
That was a golf trophy?!?!?!?
Good Lord, it's the gift that keeps on giving!
How do you find all these photos? Have you got a team of photo pixies spending all day on the net looking for funny things.
I'd never heard of Julian Meteor till the other day when he left a message.
Crap Kikki I don't know what was funnier the tee-shirt or the trophy!LoL!!! Oh God-I needed that good laugh-thanks girl!
~Tam:D
You always make me laugh! I'll go check out some of those blogs. Fun!
Thanks for the great start to my Wed, oops Thursday. These are all a scream, but I must admit a particular fondness for the animal feeding sign. I'm with you, only if I get to pick the entree! Kathy
Gosh...you and I always have the same wishes! ;)
I wish you were a grandma too!!
Were you really blogging at 3:00 in the morning!! Talk about dedication!
IF I use two dogs would that be a dog SUV Boat? Cute pic!
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Really funny stuff.....even if I am reading it on Thursday:-)
What was up with the cheerios trophy? I mean really???
I knew I shouldn't have giving up playing golf.
Kris
Good ones!
That doggy boat is so cute!
Love Nana's Kitchen.
They might eat you that might make them sick...hilarious!
Thanks for the laughs.
I want a camera looking at the faces of the guys who walk into that bathroom!
Cute cute post, Nikki...
oh, and just wait until you get that grandbaby...your life just begins !!
You always find the best pics and have the funniest comments!
I wish I could eat chocolate and lose weight instead of running my...end off.
Mr. C is a scientist and I told him if he could do this we'd be rich and skinny!
Hi Nikki
Thanks so much for mentioning me, and for posting the pic of Cooper. I can't wait to tell his mommy! She will be bursting with pride. LOL
I enjoy your blog too. This is a great idea for posting!
Your pictures crack me up...especially the Princess one! LOL
:) Diane
Oh, and the most important thing I wanted to say, hope all your wishes come true, especially the grandbaby!
LOL..my goodness.where do you get these pictures? You crack me up!!! Is that bathroom really true with the girls? Yikes!
-sandy toe
LOL Thanks for the laugh this morning, Nikki! I needed it!!
WHEN did you snap that picture of me with my Princess Panties?
I love the t-shirt! Many men would want it, but sadly most dont deserve it. Ha!
You're right, adorable grandbabies. And ha! I just read Smilingsal's comment. That chick poster makes me giggle too. And the t-shirt? - hilarious! Oh and the trophy is rather disturbing. WTH were they thinking?
I don't think I would be able to go potty if there were men on looking down on me!
The trophy was be far my favorite!!
lol...that's quite the wish list!
-FringeGirl
I'm shaking my head at you Nikki...
Where you come up with this stuff is beyond me...but so glad you do...My DH wants one of those T-shirts, but I sure don't want those Princess panties...I've got my own that make me look like that!
I think you will make the world's best grandmother, behind me of course! LOL ;-) Bo
Where do you get those pix? And that trophey I am almost surehas nothing to do with golf.
Here's hoping you get your grandkid wish soon even though I know I will never see or talk to you when it happens. They are addicting.
LOL - I have a few people I'd like to 'accidentally' fall over that fence ! LOL
I wish I knew where you find all those amazing pictures to blog about. They are too funny. What do you do google Freak Show and they pop up? They are always SO funny.
And I think I wish everything you wish...well, almost!
those are funny.
great way to start off my day.
thanks.
now,
i wish i could get the code on your button to work on my sidebar.
what is wrong with me?
i'm going to go try again.
That is funny. You make me laugh more and more each day! Hehe...
Nikki, As always you crack me up! Loved all the pics. Where do you find this stuff? Also, congrats on your 100th post. I've been so busy lately that I've been absent from blogland. Only 5 months to get to your 100th post. That's pretty impressive.
Happy Thursday.
Carol
I wish you could see the looks on my poodle's and cat's faces because of how loud your post made me laugh...over and over. They are quite startled.
-Nat
I wish I could be half as funny and creative as you!!!
I also wish I could make a living reading blogs instead of working with numbers all day.
Cyndy
LOL! I loved this post, you are just too funny! Kristen
Thanks for the laugh today! How do you come up with this stuff? I wish I was as witty as you!
Oh gosh that is hilarious!!!! You always keep me laughing!!!
I love the sign at the very end about animals eating you and it making them sick!! How funny is that?! I wish that I had your funny brain and could make what I'm thinking come out so it was funny to others too. You really have a gift for blogging and making your words interesting and funny. I wish I could do that!
I love your "I Wish Wednesday", even when it's on a Thursday. Where do you find all of these great pictures? laurie
once again I wish that you would please consult me before putting my picture on your BLOG! I mean come on NIKKI! That was my special picture just for SERG...since I am his PRINCESS! HEHEHEHE
The chick picture cracked (hehe get it) me up to! :) love you u!
I'll try to quit leaving all of the BAD language!
I'm paranoid...so I'm just checking to make sure the comment moderation is working!
WELL CRAP...IT'S NOT LOL
If it's not working now...blogger bites! And I'm sorry for anything awful that comes through. I clicked the right button "always" and saved several times. It just isn't working :(
Please don't tell me the trolls are in blogland!!!!!!!!!!!I just donot understand mean people.I'm so sorry for someone hurting such a nice lady.You above all DO NOT DESERVE IT.I still love you as do MANY---------ANN
P.s.i have an award for you.Please come pick it up...ann
I wish I didn't have to put the very same security measures on my blog this morning....no foul language, but a creepy feeling from an anonymous commenter...I'm following my instincts on this one.
I love the sign you posted at the end. That's Perfect!
My biggest wish is detailed at my own place this morning. :o))
Hilarious! You're the best!
Okay...I am the worlds BIGGEST DOOFUS HEAD. The moderation is working...it just doesn't moderate me rofl....DUH!!!
Oh Nikki you always make me laugh and girl I just got my coffee for the day and spit it on my keyboard..silly me I should know by now to not come here with a full cup..and you'll love being a grandma girl..thanks for the laughs...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
Nikki, that princess undie pic is to DIE (or vomit) for!
I can't stop laughing, girl!
You are so so funny!
Girl you make me laugh!!!! Freezing here in Florida! M.Ann
The graphics in that bathroom are hysterical!
And that ain't no golfing award!
My wish for today....that my personal maid would hurry up and get here because I have a crap load of laundry to do and it is interfering with my blogging.
I think I had Jimmy for breakfast! Oh no!!!
I am with you. I love that chicken! I wish it would snow in Utah so the inversion would go away. You remember the inversion don't you?
Sorry you've had to put the moderator thinging on.
Funny post, Nikki. And like you, I want a grandchild...well, another one. Three out of my four kids have had a child...waiting on the last one!!!
I wish a certain kitchen designer would start to cook and have fun with it but then not tell her husband!!
OK - I may be sick - but the chicken asking for Jimmy - toooo funny!! Laugh out loud funny!!
Good ones really - all of them!!
I wish I had the patience and strength to find such funny pictures and to be able to post so many of them in ONE SINGLE POST! Holy crap! That would've taken me like two months to put together - it's like a thesis of a blog post! You're like Professor Crumpet teaching Advanced Blogging at EBU - (Eastern Blogging University)!!
I think this is my second time here and I'm lovin' it!!
Like usual, I'm laughing my butt off over here!!!!!!!~
You are too funny girl!
Oh brother, You are a crack up.
I think the golf tropy is supposed to be for the guy with the biggest iron.
I just knew it! I told Crumpet and Ozzie that you needed a grandchild, so you would stop dressing them up. Glad it's on your wish list!! Have a good weekend. Sally
some people have public potty mouths, terribly sorry you were subject to that..(as well as any readers who saw it..) what a shame!
Every single thing on there CRACKED me up!
Thanks for the daily laughs!
I can always count on you for a great laugh! THANKS! ;)
I chose to put the comment moderation on once, too. I had someone leaving anonymous comments that were intentionally made to sound stupid, and then the person was posting on her blog that I was commenting to myself. Like I'm that desperate. Of course, that is MUCH less serious than vulgar, offensive language being used in comments.
Your posts are so funny and entertaining, I can't imagine why anyone would choose to be offensive! Moron...
I wish that snow was as nice as it looks! ugh.
I love your posts..your humor is the best.
sorry about the meanie commenter...been there myself.
How come everyone is making fun of me in my undies. I couldn't help myself. Those princess undies were on sale for 99 cents at the dollar store. Give me a break. At least I look good in them. :)
YOU are so so funny. I have no words on the trophy. That was just wrong of them.
Hey there...thanks for the giggles. I agree about Men and blogging...it's great to see and hear their perspective! Have a great weekend! Hug those precious pups for me.
Nikki,
Those were some great ones !!!! Ha-ha-hee :)
I loved the golf uhmmm, trophy :)
and the 'princess' and the 'legend' t-shirt !!!
... can't ... breathe ... !
I think that bathroom one was my fav. Maybe I'll post a picture of myself above our toilet.
I wish I had come up with the ideas for that mens room wall!! hahahaha.. that is just the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!! heehee
Monica
Hi Nikki, I love your Weds. wish day no matter what day it is. Where do you find these photos? I had a good chuckle and it feels good to laugh and be blogging more. My company left yesterday and I woke up to nothing but me and my laptop. I'm lovin it!!! Oh, and my uninterrupted coffee time. The worst thing is I miss them already. LOL.
Hugs...Jeanne
Holy Heck that was funny! I think I had Jimmy for breakfast this morning. Poor thing.
I'll be back...
So funny and delightful. I have been bogged down in a book and have missed your wit.
Oh my goodness...I'm not sure which is funnier! Your actual post or you trying to figure out your comment moderator! LOL
I wish I could have seen that comment.....it wasn't me was it? Huh? WAS IT??
Hi Nicci,
Very funny post. Your pics are great and my I'm ready for a grandkid too! (never thought I would say that!) Cindy @ Applestone Cottage
OMG! The chicken! LOL....sick....I loved it. :)
Now, what does that say about me?
Hugs~ J
Hey Nikki,
Too funny!! I love reading your I wish wednesdays!!I must say that today is probably the one I enjoyed "the most" because my little baby boy, Cooper is featured!! Thanks for posting his pic in your blog today! He just keeps getting cuter and cuter everyday!! Have a great day:)
Hysterical photos ----And golly, you didn't ask for permission to show MY booty with the princess underwear on your Blog. But I'll forgive ya. Doesn't every male want a T-shirt saying the Man..the Legend. And I seriously am questioning the golf trophy!!!!
and p.s. grandkids are better then chocolate,
Nikki
I am just coming by to tell you that Cooper is my grandson as well. Please visit my blog for more pictures of Cooper and Connor. So sweet of you to share my beautiful grandson..Everyone things that he is a little girl,but they thought the same thing about his daddy which is my son.
Have A great weekend.
Vikki
I wish I hadn't let a pilot put my luggage in the overhead bin for me yesterday.....because he broke my computer and I spent $850 buying this one today. UGH!
I wish I could be as entertaining and nice as you! Great pictures!
I wish more Americans had your view on politics...saw you at blue ridge and popped over to say HI !
Ever heard the song "I Wish" by Point of Grace? It's a great country christian song!
Very funny post today!
Love your pics...and I wish dinner was as easy as riding on a mower and opening your mouth. I also love the pic warning about making the animals sick if they eat you. Very cute!
ROFL... You are so much fun Nikki
:0)
Perhaps "princess" is in the eye of the beholder! LOL
GREAT round up of wishes!
I wish...people wouldn't cuss in your comment section.
Not nice. Get some class you %$#@! idiot.
Ah, I feel better.
As always, love your wishes!!
gaaa.ros on the princess panties.
I feel like I've been left out being the #91 comment. I've got to start putting my family actvites on the back burner to blog more often.
Hey Nikki..
Just stopping by to say hello.. I wish I could add some of my own wishes and have them come true..
lol!
Hey...you're welcome...and thank YOU! ; ) OH...guess you didn't scroll down a bit...ALL I see right now is snow too (about a foot)...thus the Mid MAY shots from May 2008...pipe dreamin' baby!
I am soooo loving The Man, The Legend shirt.
I'm glad you love Chloe's Nana too. She IS fun to hang out with! Always.
Since you like my family's sense of humor and men who blog, be sure to check out my husband's uncle's blog. He just got going, but oh my heck he cracks me up every single time he posts! http://gringopoblano.blogspot.com/
I wish Chloe had the Elmo table Mr Cooper is playing with! That is sooo cute and Chlo loves Elmo!
Just catching up on our blogging...stopping by to say hello!
blessings,
kari & kijsa
This was a great post, So funny and witty. Shame about your nasty commenter though. They will get sick of it. Congrats on your 100th post too Woo hoo to you!!!
I wish for 100 more!
As always, LOVE IT! You're awesome!
No one makes me giggle like our Nikki. But I am a bit offended...I have no idea how you got my Princess panty picture...I can not imagine...but are you saying my tushie does not look like a Princess tishie? How about a Queen's tushie?? Queen sized??
Hmpf...now that Kip has seen that doggie boat piccie, he so wants one. *sheesh*
Love ya!
Sue
This is the best post you have ever done ;) Thanks for the shout out! The picture of the chicen is hilarious...the picture of the princess not so much.
Those pictures crack me up!
Never short on laughter Miss Nikki.
Nikki you are hilarious :))
I also wish that you could be a grandma! You'll be great!! :D
I wish... I'd remember to try a post like this! Too funny. The chicken and the egg cracked me up, as did that penis-looking trophy! At least she wasn't tongueing it.
Justine :o )
LOL hilarious as always :)
I wish that those creeps who leave "ugly" messages fall into that cage and the animals DO eat them !!! And all their a**es end up looking like Ms. Princess there !!! What's up with people...dear Lord come on folks..wake up...blogging is supposed to be F U N !!!
Thanks Nikki for making me feel good when I visit !!!
Kathy :)
You are one crazy chick, Nikki! But I mean that in the nicest way! LOL! Congrats on your 100th post!!!
...and THANKS for you prayers for my family last week! We really appreciated them! :) ~hugs, Rhonda
Hey Nikki! I wish you a happy happy weekend!!!! Shame on the rude person too! I think I had "jimmy's" cousin for breakfast!lol and I too find that funny! I'm not sure the box of cheerios in my closet can be eaten now??? Diane's grandkids are adorable, they always make me smile too! AND so do you, Have a good one - Jeannette
Hey Nikki,
Yours is a blog I look forward to every day. I completely get your sense of humor and you never fail to make me laugh.
I'd love to win either of your prizes, so please throw my name in the hat!
Thanks so much,
Phyllis
Nikki, honey, you just rock! Thank you for the blog love...super cool! I'll have to post some more porn one of these days...decor porn, cheesecake porn, chocolate porn...now we're talkin'. Sexy, naked people are totally overrated, LOL.
Have a great weekend :)
Oh, and that Cheerios trophy...with the kiss? Good gosh, what was she thinking?!?
I wish I hadn't seen that "princess" pic, but thankfully it only caused partial blindness because I laughed my ass off at the chick/egg pic and the Cheerios golf trophy. I'm STILL laughing!
Oh and I wish I'd thought of I Wish Wednesday first! But, I couldn't have pulled it off like you do anyways...*lol*
Thanks for the laughs and links. Both are sorely needed today.
THE funniest had to be the princess one.....that one cracked me up;) I have a very similar sense of humor you are not alone;) French xoxo
Nikki, I am so happy you are a blogger. You can always make us smile. The pricess one was too funny. Hugs, Terrie
You always make me laugh! Those were some good ones! (Boo hiss on the clown with the offensive language.)
I needed a laugh so I came back to read this again!! We had freezing rain yesterday which they said is common in the Northeast but we've never had it here that I remember. My MIL doesn't remember having any either and she's in her mid-80s! Anyway, I thought about you having to drive in this type of stuff all the time and I was glad that usually I just have my snow and not this. Hope you're having a nice day!
Man that was a funny post. All those pictures made me giggle, except for the Princess shot. Somebody make it stop! But my favorite, besides the classy golf trophy (only a man -- or me -- could have designed tht), was the cow. If I could run through life and not have to stop to cook something, I'd be in heaven. I could just keep mowing -- er, going!
KJ
funny post, Nikki! I wish for too many thing right now, (not material things either!) Blessings, Nancy
Now, this had me rolling. Simply must show hubby!
Thank you so much for your supportive comments on my big, bloggy day! :-)
Now, this had me rolling. Simply must show hubby!
Thank you so much for your supportive comments on my big, bloggy day! :-)
I LOVE that you're familiar with that area, and have such great memories to boot.
Great post Nikki! I always enjoy stopping by :>)
Hey Nikki girl...you just ain't right! lol I love that little Cooper...he is a doll baby for sure! lol Yep I took all the snow & winter off the blog...I stood it at long as I could! lol lol I live in the South & I am ready for Spring! Thanks so much for the ego boosting comments girl...I love that! have a great weekend sweetie!
I knew I would get a laugh tonight coming to your blog.
The last sign, they could eat you and that might make them sick? LOL I wish more blogs were as funny as yours.
Love, Ann
I wish it were May 11th.
And I've got grand-did envy too, tho my girl's only 7.
And that chick talking to the egg cracked me up too! Hey, how funny to say chick and actually mean a chicken chick for a change.
What I'm wishing right now is not very nice, so ... I better keep it to myself. But, it does make me laugh. Hint, it is about my job. ;-0
Honest to goodness Nikki, I don't know where you find all these pictures! So funny! Especially the first one, that's my favorite ; )
Sharon
What a funny, funny post! I love to find pictures to put on my blog! I have been without internet service for a few days, so am just getting back to checking on my blog friends. I HATE to read that someone has posted something inappropriate on your site. I have had comment moderation on my blog since I started it. There are insecure idiots out there who love to post things to make others feel bad. My family refers to these neanderthals as "Planet of the Apes". Maybe your reader will pop some anti-depresents and lay off sending comments to you. Mine did!In the meantime, comment moderation is the answer!
Keep on making us laugh! ♥ Lilly
I love this "I wish" thing. I hope I can remember to do it sometime. Thanks for turning us all onto some cool new blogs. You had me rollin' as usual. And that "Cooper"! So cute! I am thrilled with my Gran'baby Cooper as well! Happy Sunday!
Oh my my my.. that was just hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
Just back from vacation and was so happy to see your blog! Gave me the laugh I needed!
If you want a great male blogger, you should totally check out Jay @ Halftime Lessons if you don't know about him already. http://halftimelessons.blogspot.com
I wish I had 133 comments to one post-by different people!
I wish my DH wasn't asleep beside of me so I could BUST out laughing at some of these pictures!
I wish I was as funny as you are!
That's my list for now! LOL
I'm loving it! ♥
Hi! Nikki, I just found your blog, the Wheaten picture enticed me over. I'm a fellow Wheatie owner, come see mine, I just did on post on how she became part of the family. I'll be back to check out your blog, your a hoot.
I don't know how on earth I managed to miss this post! This is some funny sh**!
Thanks for the introductions to some of your favorite bloggers. How do you manage to find time to blog and read all of these? You are a better woman than I.
Hugs, B.
That is too funny! Although it is a little early in the morning to have to witness Princess in all her glory! LOL! I had to send the cow pic to some friends who have a diary farm. They loved it! Uncivil Jimmy is a good male blogger. He is sweet and funny, and loves his dogs! There is a link on my page...
Hi Nikki, I hope you are doing well.
Maria
You've got some hilarious random thoughts going! Loved them all. Thanks for the laughs.
I wouldn't be surprised if *Princess* owns a pair of marabou trimmed kitten heels to complete the look.
"The Trophy" Hmmm, I'm speechless...how can they not see the emperor is wearing no clothes!?#@!
Miss Nikki you make me think and laugh at the same time.....and that's a scary thought! LOL!
Sweet Wishes,
Sara
Oh big wah, I want to be able to visit Julian's blog!! I love naughty!! lol My sister won't link to my blog as she says it is too risque, which I sure can't figure that one out yet!
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