See what I mean...it needs an explanation for sure! A while back one of the funniest ladies of all time....Anna Lefler from "life just keeps getting weirder" had a contest. The prize was one of the coolest prizes ever. It was a "mustache on a stick" well I was one of the two lucky winners. And of course as soon as I got this prize I wanted to come up with a wickedly funny post using my new mustache. I started taking pictures for this post.... and this is one of those pictures (thanks Tammy @ Home Depot). Where is the post you ask? (or not, but let's pretend you care) I've never finished it. I've hit a wall... my funny dried up... I got NOTHIN! I have pictures..but the concept is just not working. I think it's all the stress I'm feeling in trying to make this worthy of Anna. An IMPOSSIBLE task to be sure. If you don't believe me....go over there and read her PMS meme and her Mom Gang signs post. OH MY GOSH if those two don't totally crack you up then your funny bone needs a transplant!!!
And also eons ago someone tagged me with the google tag. I have no clue who...it's been so freaking long...I apologize to whoever it was. I'm a spaz! Please forgive me!
With this one you're supposed to go to "GOOGLE" and type in "Nikki needs" (well you would type in your name but my name just happens to be Nikki so that works for me). And here are the 1st 10 results
Nikki needs: your help. I'm not completely sure what I need your help with...but google seems to think I need it so.....GIVE IT TO ME!
Nikki needs: a bath. Alright google....don't you think thats a wee bit rude. I might be a bit smelly at the moment...but it's been a long day! Sheesh good thing Jan & Tom sent me that soap!
Nikki needs: To buy cookies & sugar. Now that's more like it! Notice it didn't say Nikki needs to bake cookies. Even google is aware that it would take an act of congress to get me to actually bake anything!
Nikki needs: a home Hmmmm I have a nice home, one I'm perfectly happy with. But if google thinks a nice vacation home on some warm Island right on the beach is needed. Well then who am I to argue with them! Donations can be sent via Paypal.
Nikki needs: someone like Pat to show her that not everyone needs to be rich. OH PLEASE. Pat is obviously a moron! Please don't let this nonsense stop you from sending that donation!
Nikki needs: Tech support help. Yes she does. Being a total doofus head when it comes to computers is a little depressing. After 3 years I still have a printer that isn't hooked up. Pitiful I know...and obviously so does Google.
Nikki needs: No example According to the rest of this entry I am ...and I quote...."a Badass!" Yeah...they got that right! I need to get that tattooed on my "bad ass" And luckily there is plenty of room for a VERY large Font!
Nikki needs: more room. HEY GOOGLE is this some kind of "fatty-fat-mcfatty" joke? Are you trying to insinuate that I'm "LARGE". You're just darn lucky that I have a cookie in both hands or I'd come give you a serious WHOOPIN.
Nikki needs: A valentine. Awwww how nice. And how smart of me to start begging for your love early...it gives you plenty of time to get them in the mail!
Okay...that was only 9...but I've bored you enough. I'm pretty sure the tenth one would have been Nikki needs to shut the heck up. So I will.