Monday, January 12, 2009

Nikki Needs.........


I was tagged by my new bloggy friend from Hello Sweet World with the picture meme. Click and go visit her...and say "hey".
You have to find the fourth picture in your fourth file. OH boy that could be pretty dangerous...but in this case it's just going to need an explanation.


First here is the picture. (NOTICE: this is NOT me...I wish it were..she's dang cute)


See what I mean...it needs an explanation for sure! A while back one of the funniest ladies of all time....Anna Lefler from "life just keeps getting weirder" had a contest. The prize was one of the coolest prizes ever. It was a "mustache on a stick" well I was one of the two lucky winners. And of course as soon as I got this prize I wanted to come up with a wickedly funny post using my new mustache. I started taking pictures for this post.... and this is one of those pictures (thanks Tammy @ Home Depot). Where is the post you ask? (or not, but let's pretend you care) I've never finished it. I've hit a wall... my funny dried up... I got NOTHIN! I have pictures..but the concept is just not working. I think it's all the stress I'm feeling in trying to make this worthy of Anna. An IMPOSSIBLE task to be sure. If you don't believe me....go over there and read her PMS meme and her Mom Gang signs post. OH MY GOSH if those two don't totally crack you up then your funny bone needs a transplant!!!

And also eons ago someone tagged me with the google tag. I have no clue who...it's been so freaking long...I apologize to whoever it was. I'm a spaz! Please forgive me!

With this one you're supposed to go to "GOOGLE" and type in "Nikki needs" (well you would type in your name but my name just happens to be Nikki so that works for me). And here are the 1st 10 results

Nikki needs: your help. I'm not completely sure what I need your help with...but google seems to think I need it so.....GIVE IT TO ME!

Nikki needs: a bath. Alright google....don't you think thats a wee bit rude. I might be a bit smelly at the moment...but it's been a long day! Sheesh good thing Jan & Tom sent me that soap!

Nikki needs: To buy cookies & sugar. Now that's more like it! Notice it didn't say Nikki needs to bake cookies. Even google is aware that it would take an act of congress to get me to actually bake anything!

Nikki needs: a home Hmmmm I have a nice home, one I'm perfectly happy with. But if google thinks a nice vacation home on some warm Island right on the beach is needed. Well then who am I to argue with them! Donations can be sent via Paypal.

Nikki needs: someone like Pat to show her that not everyone needs to be rich. OH PLEASE. Pat is obviously a moron! Please don't let this nonsense stop you from sending that donation!

Nikki needs: Tech support help. Yes she does. Being a total doofus head when it comes to computers is a little depressing. After 3 years I still have a printer that isn't hooked up. Pitiful I know...and obviously so does Google.

Nikki needs: No example According to the rest of this entry I am ...and I quote...."a Badass!" Yeah...they got that right! I need to get that tattooed on my "bad ass" And luckily there is plenty of room for a VERY large Font!

Nikki needs: more room. HEY GOOGLE is this some kind of "fatty-fat-mcfatty" joke? Are you trying to insinuate that I'm "LARGE". You're just darn lucky that I have a cookie in both hands or I'd come give you a serious WHOOPIN.

Nikki needs: A valentine. Awwww how nice. And how smart of me to start begging for your love early...it gives you plenty of time to get them in the mail!

Okay...that was only 9...but I've bored you enough. I'm pretty sure the tenth one would have been Nikki needs to shut the heck up. So I will.

101 comments:

Erin said...

What a nice moustache you have!

And it is almost Valentine's Day - here's hoping you get your wish!

Tristan said...

thanks for the laughs :)

Quirkyloon said...

Nikki is that pic of you?

You look so young girlfriend and I'm only sayin' that cuz I see the pics of your kids and they be somewhat grown up too.

Just adding two and two together!

I love that 'stache! I was vying for it, but alas...my comment was not worthy! LOL

Yes, Anna intimidates me! But, I know she has singled you out...so you should feel good about yourself and your awesome, awesome, awesome (did I say awesome?) blog!

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

So you're the gal that beat me out of the mustache contest..... I challenge you to a duel.....um, now where did I put that dueling pistola...uh, never mind...

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

onlymehere said...

I did the "Nikki needs" (insert Cindy for Nikki) a while back and it was pretty funny what google had in store for me. You really need to finish the mustache post bz the picture is too dang funny! Even if you just posted the pictures it would be hilarious. Who would have thought of a mustache on a stick?! You, my dear, have some kooky friends! LOL! Did you get my message about using Ozzie and Crumpet's faces? If I don't hear from you I won't steal them. Me

Lisa said...

Your funny couldn't dry up, even if you tried!

beth at aunties said...

Yeah!!! A cute picture of a favorite person! You do wear moustaches well LOL.... anyway the fake kind! You are beautiful!

I enjoyed the meme and laughing along with you.

Your wonderful wit is amazing;-)

If you have time to swing by and congratulate the MUSE on her 200th post, 1000.00 dollars will be donated to the American Cancer Society.

This has to be done by Tuesday morning. Lets help and get the word out!!!
Love ya girl!

Laura said...

Nikki needs . . . . a joke to go with that mustache! Maybe the dogs can help you out with that!

KC Mom said...

These are great tags...I'll play!

Denise said...

Love the mustache and the Nikki Needs.....so funny!

Sandy Toes said...

What a fun picture!!! Love it!
Come over and join my giveaway today:)!
-sandy toe

Darlene said...

Well, I can't believe you can't come up with a funny post about the mustache! It is CUTE!

jeanne said...

Hi Nikki, the mustache is a hoot. Anyone could have a big laugh with that. I'm laughing now. I will visit your friend for further laughs. Laughter is very healthy. People that laugh live longer. I intend to laugh myself silly every time I get a chance. LOL. See It's working.

Your Nikki needs thingy is helping tremendously with my plan to have a long life laughing. LOL. Still working.

Love you girl...Jeanne

Rachael said...

I so want to go try that "insert name...needs". Of course you make is absolutely hilarious because you have a wicked good sense of humor!

Thanks for the laugh :-)

hellosweetworld said...

That picture is priceless! I don't think there could be a better one! hehe.

I tried the google thing once and it didn't work for me. Hmmmm....

salmagundi said...

Surely your funny streak doesn't dry up! I don't believe it for a minute - post the mustache pictures. I couldn't help myself - I googled Sally needs, and got Sally needs put down and Sally needs drugs. I didn't realize I was in that bad of shape!!! Sally

Melissa said...

No wicked funny post needed for the 'stache shot, it's funny enough all in and of itself!

The google thing? Maybe I'll have to give it a whirl.....

Thanks for the giggles!

Sue said...

Nikki needs a new pick-up truck....especially after the "DOG" incident....I will be posting soon pictures of what a pick up would look like if a women desgined one.....for today, wedding pictures for your enjoyment....

Raxx - A day in the life said...

This was too funny, love you in the 'stache!

Of course I'm gonna try out the Me-needs too!

Lilly's Life said...

Love your pic, we have not seen you before on your blog hve we?. You look like you could be a sister of your own children!. The Nikki needs was hilarious. Its really kind of strangely fun to do this google thing - clearly I need a life of some sort!

The Muse said...

How many different ways, can one thank so many? and still, I continue and never tire of doing so...
for there are people like you, bloggers with heart and humor who lift up so many...!
Thank you Nikki for your support on my 100th post...I too hope we can meet our Cancer Donation Goal,,and just think, you helped :)
HURRAH !

Now as far as Nikki "Needs"...how about using your literary authority and changing it to Nikki "Wants?" LOL

Smilingsal said...

lol I had 3 people tag me with that photograph meme today! I'm putting it up Wednesday. It's an interesting game.

Lynette said...

You, have a dry spell, I don't believe it, not for a minute!!
I'll have to try that google thing - wonder what it would come up with for a name like mine???

mbkatc230 said...

Great mustache! Thanks for the giggles. BTW, I googled what I need - I need to get back on the red carpet, I need to sue an IQ quiz company, I stopped when I read I need a new liver lol. Kathy

Sandi @the WhistleStop Cafe said...

I can always count on you for a laugh!

Raxx - A day in the life said...

Nikki, I just re-read your post and realised you mentioned that's NOT you in the pic, sorry, I wanted to visit the funny blogger!

jill jill bo bill said...

Do that post!! Find that slice of funny you are looking for. Look in the pantry. Since I don't cook either, that's where I always find things I am looking for. And the font comment-TOO too funny!

Swirl Girl said...

Nicki needs to take more pictures of her doggies!

Beverly said...

Ah, Nikki needs tech support. Don't we all. Fortunately, I have this great son that I always call. ;-)

Bo said...

Hi Nikki...I can't stay but a minute 'cuz I've got to go google myself...I KNOW what I need, but I just want to see if google knows...This was as fun as always!
♥ Bo

Beth said...

When I googled Beth needs, the first thing it said was Beth needs to go back to school. Now I want to cry. I just spent 11 hours there. Isn't that enough?!

Leslie said...

That's a great fake mustache, I want one!

Love the google meme, hilarious!

::Jan:: said...

Poor Nikki needs. That was almost to painful to read. If you really needed all that, I was going to offer to come and take care of you for a bit. So funny.

Love the stache. So cute.

Ginger said...

Great post and I agree with everyone, your sense of humor will never dry up.
I just tried to Google Ginger Needs...seems as though every dog in the US is named Ginger and needs something!!!

Yaya said...

'worthy of Anna'...yes, that would be hard to live up to! ;)

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

As soon as I saw that moustache on a stick, I instantly thought of Anna. I wonder what she would think of that.

Deb said...

Hi Nikki! Too funny! I need to try that Google thingy! Nikki needs: To buy cookies & sugar. I think I need to go and make those brownies that you sent me! Great post! Deb

Nancy said...

Nikki needs a bus and an agent so she can hit the road touring....she's too funny~! Nancy

Anna Lefler said...

Nikki, you always slay me...there's no way your funny coule EVER "dry up!"

Thanks so much for the shout-out. It's high praise indeed coming from you...

(BTW, I hope you are sanitizing that mustache after it's been all over town like that. Eeeuuwww....

XO

Anna

A New England Life said...

Hee hee, that Tammy is a good sport! And you said you had no funny left . . . yeah right! I don't think you could be boring if you tried.

Sharon

*wonder who else wore the 'stashola?

Shannon said...

O.k. I have to question it if you think the gal WITH a mustache is cute! LOL! I vote for cookies, though, but I think you have a few Valentines (stage right Ozzie and Crumpet :)

It's All Good said...

just stumbled across your blog, very funny, I love it! kep it up!

It's All Good said...

just stumbled across your blog, very funny, I love it! kep it up!

tardevil said...

You couldn't dry up if you wanted to! LOL!

GaleForceOne said...

Lol this is really funny! I love the fatty mcfatster! LOLOLOL

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

That must be one dull mustache if YOU can't come up with an entertaining post about it! Enjoyed your take on the "Nikki Needs". You do keep us laughing. laurie

trogblog said...

It's obvious from your search results that you had the "safe search" method activated.

Mama said...

Love the 'mistashe' Nikki, your friends looks a fun person too. Kick that silly Pat into touch and if Google says you need a home (vacation home) go get one I say. I tried it of course and it said "Kathy needs to go on a date with Brody Jenners", so I clicked on him of course and Nikki ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME LOCKED-UP?? heehee.

Janie said...

You two could be a comedy team!
Love the Nikki needs...
Love it!

judicreations said...

Hi Nikki
Thats a neat tag...and I would never have thought of entering my name and asking that question on google. Yours came up funny..*lol*...and you've made it all into a funny post.
Thank you for sharing..*s*.
hope you've had a great day
Judi
p.s. Leeks add yummy flavour to soups and dips etc. Its a nice oniony flavour...

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

Nikki, I can always count on you for a smile.
Hugs, Terrie

imjacobsmom said...

Hi Nikki, I did the google thingy a while back and it took me to more blogs from people named Robyn that need to see more blogs from people named Robyn. It as hilarious. (Somewhat like that moustache on a stick - that would be good for the state fair....everything on a stick....) Robyn

The Blonde Duck said...

I was entertained! You could have kept going!

Carolynn said...

I'm gonna have to google "Carolynn Needs" and see what happens...I'll fall over in a dead faint if it says "a date".

BTW....just wait a few years, honey, and you'll get all the mustache you could ever want. ;o)

Jill said...

Om.. goodness nice stache.. shave much?

Stacy's Random Thoughts said...

LOL!! Another great funny time had by all with Nikki's great humor and wit! You could never 'dry up'...nope, don't see that happening! ;) Love the 'Nikki Needs'...I'm gonna have to try that out and see if Google knows what I need! LOL!!!

thedomesticfringe said...

Cute post! That's one incredible picture.
-FringeGirl

Tootsie said...

good greif girl! I can't even have a cranky moment when you are posting! love it! ROFLMAO

Geri said...

You're too funny and true entertainer!

Lisa Loo said...

You should check what Crumpet needs! 59 comments??!! WHo ARE you--famous!!!

Nana said...

My funny dried up when I went through menapause.

Nana said...

My funny dried up when I went through menapause.

Braja said...

Ha! that was funny: mine said "needs English description," and "needs sponsors." Hell yeah...bring it on.

tam said...

LoL! How do you come up with these post! Thanks for making me laugh at 1:28 am! Have a terrific Tuesday girl!~Tam :D

bj said...

I never thought about googling myself...(that almost sounds nasty)
but, now, I gotta try it.
Cute post and now I need to run over and check out that other blog you speak of....it must really be funny if you love it..
Happy day, bj

~♥~ Monica S said...

I can't belive all the comments... it tooks me half an hours just to get ot the bottom of this list! ;-)

And very deserving indeed!! You are so funny.. even when you're not trying! :-)

Monica

Justine said...

I've gotta try that with my name... see what comes up. Could be scary though.
You never did say WHY you took a picture of a Home Depot chick wearing the 'stache! Do you usually go out shopping with a mustache on a stick?

Justine :O )

Sincerely Yours said...

Hi Nikki! After 50+ you don't need the stick with the stach!!! Wish it were that easy to maintain!!! I think Nikki just needs to have a nice day - Jeannette!

Chrissy said...

Hey there crazy lady!! Just wanted to stop in and say hello, been awhile...hope all is well with you and yours!!

French Fancy said...

can't stay - off to Google myself.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ann said...

DEAR YOUR FUNNY DEFINITELY HAS NOT------------DRIED UP...ANN

Laurie - Decorating Fanatic said...

Haaaa! Nikki this was cracking me up..but how did you talk "Tammy at HomeDepot" into posing with a mustache?...you must have promised to buy a brand new kitchen from her so she would gain the commission!? I bet she didn't know her picture would be posted on THE MOST POPULAR BLOG ever? :) but I was really cracking up at your "needs". Sometimes someone else just knows us better than we know ourselves - ha-ha! :) Loved the post! ~ Laurie

Laurie - Decorating Fanatic said...

Hi Again, out of curiosity I did the google challenge on my name. Just so you don't feel bad - it's mentioned SEVERAL times my need to lose a few pounds! Apparently during my "flight lessons" that I am taking - I must not fit in the seat anymore! Sheesh! I mean I know I consumed alot of chocolate over the holidays - just didn't know it was national news! I think I need to schedule a few more Pilate's classes! :) ~ Laurie

Alyson (New England Living) said...

I loved your commentary! Are you sure you weren't a stand-up comedian in a former life?

Your Friend said...

You're not large! Now go and buy those cookies - NOW. :)

Marrdy said...

Boy that Google can be rude huh? But go get yourself some cookies. Hot ones, right from the oven! Jazz scared me last night thought they might blow it. But a win is a win.

Michelle said...

Nikki needs: No help in the funny department. :)

Kristen said...

I'm sending a valentine your way!!!

I think that tattoo will hurt!

Kristen said...

I'm sending a valentine your way!!!

I think that tattoo will hurt!

Cliff said...

Great read...all the way to the bottom. I loved your Al Franken tribute. I would a agree.

jeanne said...

Hey Nikki, I have a quiz that I think you will enjoy. Come over and check it out. Maye you have done it before, It is by Dr, Phil,

Hugs...Jeanne

Charli and me said...

Great post Nikki, I don't know how you think of all of these things LOL I loved the picture.

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Becky said...

Nikki Crumpet I was sooooo excited to finally see a picture of you only to find IT ISN'T YOU!!! Boo Hoo! Please, please reveal yourself to your bloggy friends!

I love your Nikki wants.....so - I google up Becky wants and one of em was kinda nasty. Shame shame.

Jenners said...

Nikki Need never worry that she is boring. She is never boring. She always makes me smile.

tara @ kidz said...

I think you're so great! I definitely want to send you a valentine!

Mc Allen said...
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Mc Allen said...

Girl, if your funny has dried up- well then I must not know a dern thing because if theres one thing I know its that the "Nikki needs more room" comment made me seriously pee my pants a teeensy bit... This post is truly F-U-N-N-Y!!! I just love comming here and gettin my spiris lifted... ahh, now I must go and change my unders... Yeah, thanks for that!! ♥LA

Bridget said...

"Nikki needs" to send me a graft of her funny bone because I have necrosis of mine!

blueviolet said...

Nikki needs to know that she's a crack-up, I love her blog and I'm stickin' around. :)

Straight to Your Hart said...

Melanie needed...a great LOL today..thanks!! Think I'll be giving this a try....may make the computer crash...giggle!

Sincerely Yours said...

Morning Nikki! I'm laughing about your teasing me to use real dirt instead of coffee/dirt!!! If you saw what we have for dirt here you'd understand!! It looks like something Ozzie and Crumpie do outside!!!!lol Wet or dry!!!lol Have a fun day - Jeannette

Lynette said...

WITHOUT a doubt I wanted to deck bikini girl - she was SOOOO annoying!! Men are so predictable! UGH! They'll kick her out in Hollywood - she doesn't stand a chance!!

Marrdy said...

Dearest Nikki-Thanks so much for forwarding my email to the "pen". I do so wish I could go hang with my "peeps" out there. You are too good of a friend. (oh, and Go Jazz!)

By the way, I did share all your personal, private information with the boys out in Draper and they are WAY excited to meet you. Keep your doors unlocked! Love you! Marrdy

Jamie said...

Yay for HELLOSWEETWORLD... she rocks ;-)

And man, I need one of those mustaches!!

Jessica said...

Nikki is BADASS~ :) Great post!

Sara's Sweet Surprise said...

When you reach menopause you'll get to pack up the plastic mustache for a real one. You'll even have the heat of the tropics without the island or jet lag.

Sweet Wishes,
Sara

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

OH MY WORD! Another great post! I can't wait to see what the post looks like that has the pictures of the mustache!

Michael said...

Sign me up for the donation band wagon...Mikey needs a tropical island vacation home too!

Nikki Simmons said...

Bahahahah! My name is Nikki too! It's going around on Facebook- I do sorta need a bath!

Nikki said...

haha funny i got the same results, same name and everything

 

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