Wednesday, March 4, 2009

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~

Welcome to another Wednesday. First I'd like to say that if you notice this post is missing a picture....and it just doesn't feel quite "complete"...you can thank the wench WENDY over at "No Botox allowed" for that. The biddy stole a picture I was going to use...and YES I did have exclusive rights even if it is all over the internet. Go see her and laugh at MY picture. I hope you're happy woman!


I wish.........................men weren't allowed to design shoes.



I wish...........................that I had a little nugget like this one at my house. She makes me smile everytime I visit her at John Deere Mom. In fact the whole blog makes me smile. Go see what I mean.



I wish....................to never become "take out" for shamu.




I wish........................I was pretty.






I wish........................That everyone would read THIS post over at Mommy from the Midwest. I was cracking up. And how can you resist this face! Midwest mommy ALWAYS gives me a good laugh...you should meet her!




I wish.......................no teddybear ever felt this desperate again....people...hug them teddies!!!




I wish..........................I had me one of these.




I wish..........................God had blessed me with the exceptional talent he gifted Linda with. You can't even believe the AMAZING stuff she creates. Check out the genius that is Linda HERE. Yes she made this.........


And created this too!



I wish........................I was smart enough to figure out how this is gonna work. (ya might have to enlarge the picture....but it says "Emergency telephone...dial 999)



I wish......................I could shake the hand of the guy who put up the prices. I love a man with a sense of humor in the face of tragedy.




I wish..............................to see the look on the face of the person who was going to change their mind.



I wish...........................Parents would THINK before they serve GI Joe for dinner.


Thanks for stopping by for another I wish Wednesday. So tell me....do you have anything you're wishing for ? (besides winning the power ball...because that jackpot is MINE MINE MINE)

117 comments:

roy/elisabeth dean said...

Yay! I wished to be FIRST

roy/elisabeth dean said...

Okay, now that I'm FOR SURE FIRST, let me say that the Nose dispenser....that's just WRONG!
And you're always soooooo right!
♥,Lilly

Michelle said...

I wish I was as talented as Linda too! Cool stuff.

Pedaling said...

gotta love that pope hat and the mom who blogged it, too!

i wish i could put a face to the name...nikki, post a picture!

Jamie said...

I visited Wendy and called her a wench while I was there. If she hates me, it's your fault, hehe! You never fail to make me wet myself...no seriously...LOL...& out of service, sheez! Going to check out Linda, what lovelies...

Oh, & I wish I were asleep right now and didn't go to the grocery store at midnight to get 2 cart fulls of food. I mean, who does that?

Jamie :-)

Yeah, that's me...I do that.....ahhhh! Happy Wed.

TMI Tara said...

That nose shampoo thing had me rolling. Love it!

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

LOL I want that nose too...or maybe not :) LOL cool post :)

Beth said...

I wish I had never seen that GI Joe picture. That is just wrong.

mbkatc230 said...

It always makes me smile when I wake up and see a new post from you - and that's even before I read it! The gas price sign is hysterical. And the bridge phone - good grief! Thanks for the morning giggles and I'm sure my employees would thank you too if they new the reason for my good mood on Wednesdays lol! Kathy

KC Mom said...

Whew...you saved my life this morning...I was headed for that bridge but since the phone is out...I've changed my mind...just in case.:)

LadyFi said...

Hilarious - as usual... I love the snot machine --- just the thing to brighten up a Monday morning...

Chris said...

I love your, I wish Wednesday. Don't know how you find all your funny pictures. Your just good.

Love Ya,
Chris

Sandy Toes said...

Wow..those pictures are just amazing and CRAZY...those yellow shoes..I hope that is not the new fad!
sandy toe

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Poor G.I. Joe. Sure hope Barbie rescues him from the predicament he seems to have gotten himself into.

DI
The Blue Ridge Gal

tammy said...

Uh-oh. I've got some neglected teddies around here.

Bo said...

Hiya Nikki...Since the Powerball is yours, you're probably not around to read this...but just in case...You are very talented in a lame sort of way...LOL...just look at all the kooky pictures you dig up...now that takes "some" talent, I'd say...Haha ;-) Bo

Lynette said...

Love your Wed, Thur or Fri posts - no matter when you get them out there!! They always make me laugh!

That little G I Joe boy - ewwww!!

Saucy Scribe Debora said...

The plates over the window is just pure genius - I might have to "steal" that one! LOL

P.S. - I tried to vote for you, but I got an internet error - so I can't...waaa...sorry.

Nancy said...

Nikki girl, how do you find these pictures...You're a nut!
I wanted you to know that I did vote for you yesterday!
Now, I am going over to check out that bird cage and plate design!!! WOW! Blessing, Nancy

Smilingsal said...

lol - again!

That phone probably works on batteries.

That kid with the G.I. Joe -- ohhhhhh.

Lori said...

Poor kid! what is up with those shoes? Stooopid men...
I wish I didn't have to work anymore. Oh and the lottery is all mine....LOL

salmagundi said...

Thanks for my giggle for the day. Loved all of the little kid pictures. Have a great mid-week. Sally

LuckyMe said...

I love I Wish Wednesday at your place. Awesome shoes!!

Thanks!

xinex said...

I wish I'd know where you get all those funny pictures, Nikki. LOL!...Christine

pam said...

Poor teddy!

Darlene said...

Morning Nikki,

You are just so crazy but I know on I wish Wednesdays that I am always in for a great belly laugh when I stop by!! Thanks for that!♥

Carole said...

OMG Too funny!!! Love that post

carole
xoxo

:Jan the crazy lady: said...

That nose is so snot funny Nikki.

You are pretty. I will give you money for that fact too.

GI Joe to the rescue.

Kristen said...

Glad I'm back in time for your Wednesday post!
I see you have been having blogger trouble. I thought I heard you screaming when I was on top of the mountain!

Amy said...

I love your Wednesday posts! Where do you FIND these photos??

Melissa said...

LOL!!

wenderful said...

Does that really work? Standing around in party attire holding "pretty" signs?
And I enjoyed the cold-toed shoes. Funny!

Carolynn said...

Mark this day on your calendar. I'm speechless.

Although, the nasal soap dispenser did make me laugh out loud.

Linda's Blue Gate said...

Everyone needs a good dose of Nikki each day..... you make blogland or The Land of Blog a better place...
You are truly the MOST generous and giving to others...... thank you for your sweet words about my work..... gosh....
Big hugs
Linda

Quirkyloon said...

Nikki You are so funny and sweet!

But I gotta tell ya girl...that last pic...it hurt...bad!

hee hee

There's a reason I'm not in the medical field.

Whew!

LOL

Picket said...

Happ "I Wish Wednesday" Nikki...I love how you have such crazy wishes yet you put a shout out to other bloggers....you are one of a kind girl...love ya!

Rachel said...

I love Wednesdays!!!!!!!! That GI Joe, man...yikes!

Mrs. B. Silly said...

"I Wish" that Nikki would come out from behind the veil. I know you are not as ugly as a mud fence because you couldn't have such cute kids if you were a troll. lol

BeeHappy said...

I look forward to Wednesdays because of your blog! I love it! :) You are on my google reader. I wish that this apartment complex would tell me I can move in ASAP. Check my blog about my living situation. I also wish that the economy would get better stat! I just heard a friend of mine is going to lose her job.
Happy Wednesday!

Ginger said...

I wish....there was more than one Wednesday in a week, so you would post more crazy pictures.
I wish....I lived in a bigger town that had high speed internet, so I could load all the pictures faster.
I wish....I could find your archives on your side bar so I could find a post you did last year on your trip to NY. I think there was a picture of you on there, right? (Pedaling wants to see a picture of you)
You wish...I would shut up and leave more room for everyone else. lol.
Ginger

Diane @ Four Paws and Co said...

OMG, THOSE SHOES! I RUINED my feed wearing heels, (but they weren't that high!). These women have no idea what they're future holds for them because they want to look fashionable. ☺

Heather @ Sugar N Spice Mostly Nice said...

I wish to throw out every G.I. Joe, Power Ranger or anything else with legs away in the boy's toy box. I think I'm going to be sick!

Beverly said...

I wish we could all get together. Wouldn't that be fun?!!!

That GI Joe made me look twice. ;-)

Bee and Rose said...

ROTFL! I just stopped by to see what all the hoopla was about and oh my stars! You are hilarious!

Lovin your wish list! LOVE your blog! Now you're stuck with me...(I promise I'll behave...most of the time...)

Anonymous said...

I wish....hmmmm that I win the HGTV Dreamhouse then I will be in the same state as my son !!! I miss him so MUCH :(

Thanks Nikki, have a great day,
Kathy :)

***Good luck with that powerball, I thought for sure Mega Millions was mine grrrr

michelle said...

I wish that I could set my alarm clock to Nikki's pictures so I always wake up laughing! The snot one got me but GOOD!

Grand Pooba said...

LOL!

My feet are hurting just looking at that picture!

wendy said...

Oh Nikki ---don't hate me forever. I love how you called me a Hag and a Wench -----we are now dear friends I feel. (made me laugh..grandma used to call me a hussy?) My daughter sent me that photo ---I don't know HOW you find all the clever things you put on your wednesday wish list. have a great day,lol

jeanne said...

Hi Nikki, Thank you for the best laughs of the day. Kudos for sharing some of your blogging friend's great posts. Your post is a classic woman. I love your blog and your sense of humor and you.

Come over if you have time. I think you might enjoy what I posted today. Some words to think about.

Hugs...Jeanne

hellosweetworld said...

Wow. I think this is the best "I Wish Wednesday" i've seen yet. Great, but disturbing, stuff! hehe...

Ann said...

I love the 911 phone one! I had a blast. Thanks for a great post

The Blonde Duck said...

I need that soap dispenser for my Dad. He'd be so happy!

storypeople said...

What a great telephone theme you got going! (well, it's a theme if you do a little judicious skipping - and really, who would do that when they were ALL great).

Marrdy said...

I wish the bathroom was closer because you always make me laugh until I almost have an accident.

John Deere Mom said...

You rock, girlfriend. I wondered what was going on with all my Nikkicrumpet traffic and my new followers. Glad my little pumpkin brightened your day.

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

OH OH OH .... Can I borrow the Give Us Money photo for a future post???? It's PRICELESS!

ko said...

Once again you are killing me!!! REALLY KILLING ME! TO FUNNY!
Kyley

Deb said...

Girl, I am not wishing for a pair of those shoes,if I do, I may as well wish for a pair of the butt-out pants that Prince performed in. lol! What Iam wishing for these days is a maid, the kind that cooks. LOL!!! Hi Nikki! Another goooooooood one girl. Deb

~♥~ Monica S said...

HAhahaha.. I wish I had it in me to be as funny as you are :-) hehe.... you crack me up!

Monica

Lizzie said...

so that's where my sons GI Joe went!

ok, i went over to that blog who stole your picture... I WANT A BOOBIE SCARF!

i hope you have a great week :) Thanks for the laughs... again.

Mary Moore said...

Those were good! Thanks for the laugh. I sure needed it today!

Orr's said...

I wish I had your creative mind and ability to find funny pictures. If you would like to place a hit on the lady that stole your picture Kelly can handle that for you grandpooba.blogspot.com

Tracey said...

Hi Nikki,
YOU ARE PRETTY! (I have seen a little glimpse here and there of you in your posts)......more important than that you are BEAUTIFUL on the inside and you have a great talent yourself.....making people happy and laugh!!
Tracey

Loving Annie said...

I'm gonna go hug my teddy bear RIGHT away, and NEVER serve G.I. Joe for dinner :)

thedomesticfringe said...

Those shoes were freekish! I think I'd jump if I got to the bridge and the crisis phone were out of order. So sad about the teddy bear...he probably tried the phone.

-FringeGirl

Simplicity Cottage said...

Nikki, I love you! Yes, I Do! I love you! I can always count on you to put a smile on my face and a song in my heart!

You rock, NikkiCrumpet! YOU ROCK!

Hugs~Donna

Lisa Loo said...

The 2 phone ones are like a sad commentary of my life!!! Especially the 911 phone--it's like Heavenly Father saying--you just think you need help.

The nose thing disturbs me which is why I am pretty sure YOU love it.

That little foundation gidget---what a dolly!! Tha face is priceless!!Enjoyed reading her blog.

BUT my favoritest is the take out for Shamu!
"Bet you can't do a swan dive!" Betcha I can"
"Can't"
(leaps) Can, Can, can---CRAP!!!!!!

onlymehere said...

I wish I had a time machine and it was 2-1/2 years into the future so this time in my life would all be over!!!!!! That picture on the blog she stole from you is sooooooooooo verrrrrrrrrry baaaaaaaaaaaaaad! LOL! Cindy

Nana said...

Those boobs were patterned after my body. I feel violated. You know it took me 3 hrs. to read your post because you keep refering us to all those other good blogs.
Thanks for the fun.

Jenners said...

I thought I had seen ridiculous shoes before but I realize I hadn't ... NOW I have! Good lord!

And the gas sign was great!

I just love these posts.

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

Hilarious as always! I had to go see your picture that was "stolen," and oh.my.word. Too funny! I want a boob scarf! lol

I took your suggestion and visited Linda's Blue Gate blog and got lost there for about an hour before coming back to leave a comment here.

If I had one of those nose dispenser things when my kids were little, I am sure they would have been much cleaner! In fact, I bet they would still love it now!

Kady

Shannon said...

Those have to be the UGLIEST shoes ever!

Neabear said...

I have a sad wish. I wish the friend who jumped off that bridge 4 1/2 years ago, never did.

Happy To Be said...

Good evening Nikki...Girl I am late getting here...Sorry!! What the H is with those shoes? Girl I can always count on you to make me laugh after a Bad day..I wished you were here every day..what do you mean you have to work?? great post girl...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

Justine/Justiney/Tiney said...

OMG, once again you slay me girl! I LOVE the way those dishes look over the window! Holy crap, how did she do that?
Loved that gas station sign!!!!! Where do you find these pics? I ask you EVERY week and you never say. Funniness hoarder!

Justine :o )

Becky said...

I always LOVE I wish Wednesdays. Now, what I am really pondering is how to get my son to do the GI Joe trick.

Jessica said...

I wish my pc would work properly...lol. It keep shutting down~ grrrr. :)

You always have the best posts. Thanks for bring a smile to my face.

Hugs~ J

~♥~ Monica S said...

I have something for you!

Monica

Jill said...

I love the teddy bear. roflmao.
The kid and the toy. OUCH! GROSS!

Rachel said...

i wish,
i have a digital camera and a scanner.
enjoyed this:)

French Fancy said...

The teddy bear was such a sad picture - the others however!!!!!!!!!!!

tardevil said...

It always amazes me the pictures you come up w/ every week! Those shoes are too much! Who do they think would ever wear them? That teddy bear picture had me ROFL. But the GI Joe through the nose (or whatever that was) made me want to puke! I would D-I-E if my kid did that!

tardevil said...

P.S. I'd bet alot that someone is going to send you one of those gosh-awful noses as a joke!

Marrdy said...

Was that a great game!!!??? 9 in a row. We are movin' on up! And how about Brewer? He is amazing!

Fifi Flowers said...

Love the 999 phone... that could be a problem... lol
Ohhhh I sooooo wish that that last photo is a phony... I would hate to know that you can really do that with a toy doll... thank goodness my kids are beyond this point... or are they... they watch jackass stunts... this would definitely be a good one... LOL!

Katie said...

That glass house is amazing, love you house Nikki, can't wait to read your blog. Your dogs are awful cute too.

Yaya said...

Good ones! Still just wishing for a baby here in NY.

Aleta said...

Those shoes are Awful. That's just --- WRONG

Aww, the teddy bear - that used to be my favorite stuffed animal when I was a little girl.

Linda / Behind My Red Door said...

LOL - OOPS! I wish I remembered to put on my depends before I came here!! And I wish this week your yard looked liked the one in the sidebar - cuz then my snow would be gone too!!

Have a great weekend.

Sue said...

Love the little girl with the paper Pope hat on....and the kid with the GI JOe up his nose....Something tells me that photo was not doctored....so glad I have a granddaughter and not a grandson!!

bj said...

great post, nikki...you have a knack for finding the funniest pictures....
xo bj

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Just looking at the picture of those "shoes" made my feet hurt! And the poor people who might need to call 999 or call for help if considering jumping from the bridge. Where do you find this stuff? I wish I wasn't so addicated to visiting all of these blogs, and I think you probably visit twice as many as me in addition to finding all of these great pictures. I wish I knew how you do it. laurie

Tiffany said...

That was so funny, I laughed my head off.

imjacobsmom said...

That GI Joe picture is really disturbing! But those sweet little faces - too cute! I'm keeping the scissors away from RAggedy Ann....~ Robyn

wendy said...

I love it --your little "shout out" about my stealing your photo has brought over some new viewers to my blog ---so I owe ya. And I also believe that if you want TO TAKE ME TO LUNCH SOMEDAY --fly me out to where you live---you'd totally grow to love me. (think about it)

Charli and me said...

I wish I was as talented as you who puts together these great posts! I hope you have a great evening!

Charli and me said...

I wish I was as talented as you who puts together these great posts! I hope you have a great evening!

Scooterblu's Whimsy~Rhonda said...

I have a 10 year old son, so "GI Joe for lunch," I can identify with! LOLOL! That cracks me up! Hey, you got to laugh to keep from crying, right? LOL! ~hugs, Rhonda :)

Cheryl said...

Hey Nikki, long time no see! My daughter says she loves the nose (What!) I wish ....... too, but not for any of these. Have a great weekend and by the way, I want to vote for you but what is your pic? Is it Ozzie?

Michael said...

Woo hoo...I'm #100!

I love the nose dispenser...how classy would that look in my bathroom?!?

Sara's Sweet Surprise said...

When my laptop was threatening to die... again...I thought I'd better back up my pics just in case. I then thought of the massive amounts of inventory you must have to store. I can't imagine how you keep it organized! What I'd give to see just the tags/labels of a few.

The male designers...I could never understand why men are designing my underwear or feminine hygiene products. Now that's ALL wrong!

Sweet Wishes,
Sara

Ginger said...

Hey Nikki...did you watch Idol last night? I am so glad that Tatiana is gone again!!!
Ginger

Tink said...

Ah man, you sure know how to make me laugh and smile! I needed that today. It's been one stressor of a week. Have a great weekend.

lvroftiques said...

As usual I'm LMAO!! I need that giant nose dispenser! Vanna

Swirl Girl said...

I wish that the ass hat who made those shoes had actually had to be the test subject and wear them (and a bra, and pantyhose - two other male created devices of torture) before they went to market!

LOL!

bernthis said...

I do love the penguins but the Shamu shot with your line was pretty damn funny

as for what I wish? I wish I had an income

Sincerely Yours said...

Hi Nikki! How could you not laugh every morning even at 5am with a shower nose!!! Since I put that Vpower gas in my car that sign is and isn't my favorite!lol I wish for you a happy weekend! I must go check out Linda now!

Til later, Jeannette

Simplicity Cottage said...

Hey Nikki! Just stopped by to say hi. I also wanted to let you know that I ordered one of those vintage barbesol barber bottles from Debra at the English Cottage...I LOVE it! I had my dish soap in a vintage french lemonade bottle with a bale top. I've always worried that the bottle would be broken when trying to open the top with slippery hands! The barber bottle is excellent...no lid to open! Now my vintage lemonade bottle holds one of my seasoned oils for cooking. Thanks for putting the bottle in your post...I love mine!

Have a great weekend!

Donna

Jannie Funster said...

I wish that you never stop blogging!!!

Lazenby Family News said...

Beyond cute and entertaining! Thank you for making my day!

Lilly said...

I cannot get past the shoes and the bear. Very funny, as usual. Fantastic!

Mama said...

Hellllloooooo you, lol you crack me up with your posts and your comments, I am not back in the US yet just having withdrawal symptoms from blog-land. your I Wishes are hilarious as usual and Oz and Crumpets MEAN faces are toooo funny oh and scary of course hehe. Kathy.

Mikki said...

I wish I were as creative and funny as you. Great blog!!
Thanks for stopping by and entering my giveaway! Good luck!

Shannon said...

Not only would I wish to pretty like those girls I would have to wish to be that BOLD!! I love the nose! That cracks me up. I have seen the tissue dispenser but never shampoo- that's even better :)

Mimi Sue said...

You are too funny! Where do you find these pictures!? Mimi

Midwest Mommy said...

Oh my gosh! How did I miss this post! Thank you :-)

Auds at Barking Mad said...

I'm bizarrely mesmerized by the kid with the GI Joe jammed in his yapper and nose. That can't be real...can it? *lol*

Again, where on earth do you find this stuff? Seriously, I want to get that nose soap dispenser for Megawatt as a joke to put in the dorm showers. Or I could just put it in our guest loo? Hmmmm decisions decisions.

 

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