I wish.........................men weren't allowed to design shoes.
I wish...........................that I had a little nugget like this one at my house. She makes me smile everytime I visit her at John Deere Mom. In fact the whole blog makes me smile. Go see what I mean.
I wish....................to never become "take out" for shamu.
I wish........................I was pretty.
I wish........................That everyone would read THIS post over at Mommy from the Midwest. I was cracking up. And how can you resist this face! Midwest mommy ALWAYS gives me a good laugh...you should meet her!
I wish.......................no teddybear ever felt this desperate again....people...hug them teddies!!!
I wish..........................I had me one of these.
I wish..........................God had blessed me with the exceptional talent he gifted Linda with. You can't even believe the AMAZING stuff she creates. Check out the genius that is Linda HERE. Yes she made this.........
And created this too!
I wish........................I was smart enough to figure out how this is gonna work. (ya might have to enlarge the picture....but it says "Emergency telephone...dial 999)
I wish......................I could shake the hand of the guy who put up the prices. I love a man with a sense of humor in the face of tragedy.
I wish..............................to see the look on the face of the person who was going to change their mind. 
I wish...........................Parents would THINK before they serve GI Joe for dinner.
Thanks for stopping by for another I wish Wednesday. So tell me....do you have anything you're wishing for ? (besides winning the power ball...because that jackpot is MINE MINE MINE)
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117 comments:
Yay! I wished to be FIRST
Okay, now that I'm FOR SURE FIRST, let me say that the Nose dispenser....that's just WRONG!
And you're always soooooo right!
♥,Lilly
I wish I was as talented as Linda too! Cool stuff.
gotta love that pope hat and the mom who blogged it, too!
i wish i could put a face to the name...nikki, post a picture!
I visited Wendy and called her a wench while I was there. If she hates me, it's your fault, hehe! You never fail to make me wet myself...no seriously...LOL...& out of service, sheez! Going to check out Linda, what lovelies...
Oh, & I wish I were asleep right now and didn't go to the grocery store at midnight to get 2 cart fulls of food. I mean, who does that?
Jamie :-)
Yeah, that's me...I do that.....ahhhh! Happy Wed.
That nose shampoo thing had me rolling. Love it!
LOL I want that nose too...or maybe not :) LOL cool post :)
I wish I had never seen that GI Joe picture. That is just wrong.
It always makes me smile when I wake up and see a new post from you - and that's even before I read it! The gas price sign is hysterical. And the bridge phone - good grief! Thanks for the morning giggles and I'm sure my employees would thank you too if they new the reason for my good mood on Wednesdays lol! Kathy
Whew...you saved my life this morning...I was headed for that bridge but since the phone is out...I've changed my mind...just in case.:)
Hilarious - as usual... I love the snot machine --- just the thing to brighten up a Monday morning...
I love your, I wish Wednesday. Don't know how you find all your funny pictures. Your just good.
Love Ya,
Chris
Wow..those pictures are just amazing and CRAZY...those yellow shoes..I hope that is not the new fad!
sandy toe
Poor G.I. Joe. Sure hope Barbie rescues him from the predicament he seems to have gotten himself into.
DI
The Blue Ridge Gal
Uh-oh. I've got some neglected teddies around here.
Hiya Nikki...Since the Powerball is yours, you're probably not around to read this...but just in case...You are very talented in a lame sort of way...LOL...just look at all the kooky pictures you dig up...now that takes "some" talent, I'd say...Haha ;-) Bo
Love your Wed, Thur or Fri posts - no matter when you get them out there!! They always make me laugh!
That little G I Joe boy - ewwww!!
The plates over the window is just pure genius - I might have to "steal" that one! LOL
P.S. - I tried to vote for you, but I got an internet error - so I can't...waaa...sorry.
Nikki girl, how do you find these pictures...You're a nut!
I wanted you to know that I did vote for you yesterday!
Now, I am going over to check out that bird cage and plate design!!! WOW! Blessing, Nancy
lol - again!
That phone probably works on batteries.
That kid with the G.I. Joe -- ohhhhhh.
Poor kid! what is up with those shoes? Stooopid men...
I wish I didn't have to work anymore. Oh and the lottery is all mine....LOL
Thanks for my giggle for the day. Loved all of the little kid pictures. Have a great mid-week. Sally
I love I Wish Wednesday at your place. Awesome shoes!!
Thanks!
I wish I'd know where you get all those funny pictures, Nikki. LOL!...Christine
Poor teddy!
Morning Nikki,
You are just so crazy but I know on I wish Wednesdays that I am always in for a great belly laugh when I stop by!! Thanks for that!♥
OMG Too funny!!! Love that post
carole
xoxo
That nose is so snot funny Nikki.
You are pretty. I will give you money for that fact too.
GI Joe to the rescue.
Glad I'm back in time for your Wednesday post!
I see you have been having blogger trouble. I thought I heard you screaming when I was on top of the mountain!
I love your Wednesday posts! Where do you FIND these photos??
LOL!!
Does that really work? Standing around in party attire holding "pretty" signs?
And I enjoyed the cold-toed shoes. Funny!
Mark this day on your calendar. I'm speechless.
Although, the nasal soap dispenser did make me laugh out loud.
Everyone needs a good dose of Nikki each day..... you make blogland or The Land of Blog a better place...
You are truly the MOST generous and giving to others...... thank you for your sweet words about my work..... gosh....
Big hugs
Linda
Nikki You are so funny and sweet!
But I gotta tell ya girl...that last pic...it hurt...bad!
hee hee
There's a reason I'm not in the medical field.
Whew!
LOL
Happ "I Wish Wednesday" Nikki...I love how you have such crazy wishes yet you put a shout out to other bloggers....you are one of a kind girl...love ya!
I love Wednesdays!!!!!!!! That GI Joe, man...yikes!
"I Wish" that Nikki would come out from behind the veil. I know you are not as ugly as a mud fence because you couldn't have such cute kids if you were a troll. lol
I look forward to Wednesdays because of your blog! I love it! :) You are on my google reader. I wish that this apartment complex would tell me I can move in ASAP. Check my blog about my living situation. I also wish that the economy would get better stat! I just heard a friend of mine is going to lose her job.
Happy Wednesday!
I wish....there was more than one Wednesday in a week, so you would post more crazy pictures.
I wish....I lived in a bigger town that had high speed internet, so I could load all the pictures faster.
I wish....I could find your archives on your side bar so I could find a post you did last year on your trip to NY. I think there was a picture of you on there, right? (Pedaling wants to see a picture of you)
You wish...I would shut up and leave more room for everyone else. lol.
Ginger
OMG, THOSE SHOES! I RUINED my feed wearing heels, (but they weren't that high!). These women have no idea what they're future holds for them because they want to look fashionable. ☺
I wish to throw out every G.I. Joe, Power Ranger or anything else with legs away in the boy's toy box. I think I'm going to be sick!
I wish we could all get together. Wouldn't that be fun?!!!
That GI Joe made me look twice. ;-)
ROTFL! I just stopped by to see what all the hoopla was about and oh my stars! You are hilarious!
Lovin your wish list! LOVE your blog! Now you're stuck with me...(I promise I'll behave...most of the time...)
I wish....hmmmm that I win the HGTV Dreamhouse then I will be in the same state as my son !!! I miss him so MUCH :(
Thanks Nikki, have a great day,
Kathy :)
***Good luck with that powerball, I thought for sure Mega Millions was mine grrrr
I wish that I could set my alarm clock to Nikki's pictures so I always wake up laughing! The snot one got me but GOOD!
LOL!
My feet are hurting just looking at that picture!
Oh Nikki ---don't hate me forever. I love how you called me a Hag and a Wench -----we are now dear friends I feel. (made me laugh..grandma used to call me a hussy?) My daughter sent me that photo ---I don't know HOW you find all the clever things you put on your wednesday wish list. have a great day,lol
Hi Nikki, Thank you for the best laughs of the day. Kudos for sharing some of your blogging friend's great posts. Your post is a classic woman. I love your blog and your sense of humor and you.
Come over if you have time. I think you might enjoy what I posted today. Some words to think about.
Hugs...Jeanne
Wow. I think this is the best "I Wish Wednesday" i've seen yet. Great, but disturbing, stuff! hehe...
I love the 911 phone one! I had a blast. Thanks for a great post
I need that soap dispenser for my Dad. He'd be so happy!
What a great telephone theme you got going! (well, it's a theme if you do a little judicious skipping - and really, who would do that when they were ALL great).
I wish the bathroom was closer because you always make me laugh until I almost have an accident.
You rock, girlfriend. I wondered what was going on with all my Nikkicrumpet traffic and my new followers. Glad my little pumpkin brightened your day.
OH OH OH .... Can I borrow the Give Us Money photo for a future post???? It's PRICELESS!
Once again you are killing me!!! REALLY KILLING ME! TO FUNNY!
Kyley
Girl, I am not wishing for a pair of those shoes,if I do, I may as well wish for a pair of the butt-out pants that Prince performed in. lol! What Iam wishing for these days is a maid, the kind that cooks. LOL!!! Hi Nikki! Another goooooooood one girl. Deb
HAhahaha.. I wish I had it in me to be as funny as you are :-) hehe.... you crack me up!
Monica
so that's where my sons GI Joe went!
ok, i went over to that blog who stole your picture... I WANT A BOOBIE SCARF!
i hope you have a great week :) Thanks for the laughs... again.
Those were good! Thanks for the laugh. I sure needed it today!
I wish I had your creative mind and ability to find funny pictures. If you would like to place a hit on the lady that stole your picture Kelly can handle that for you grandpooba.blogspot.com
Hi Nikki,
YOU ARE PRETTY! (I have seen a little glimpse here and there of you in your posts)......more important than that you are BEAUTIFUL on the inside and you have a great talent yourself.....making people happy and laugh!!
Tracey
I'm gonna go hug my teddy bear RIGHT away, and NEVER serve G.I. Joe for dinner :)
Those shoes were freekish! I think I'd jump if I got to the bridge and the crisis phone were out of order. So sad about the teddy bear...he probably tried the phone.
-FringeGirl
Nikki, I love you! Yes, I Do! I love you! I can always count on you to put a smile on my face and a song in my heart!
You rock, NikkiCrumpet! YOU ROCK!
Hugs~Donna
The 2 phone ones are like a sad commentary of my life!!! Especially the 911 phone--it's like Heavenly Father saying--you just think you need help.
The nose thing disturbs me which is why I am pretty sure YOU love it.
That little foundation gidget---what a dolly!! Tha face is priceless!!Enjoyed reading her blog.
BUT my favoritest is the take out for Shamu!
"Bet you can't do a swan dive!" Betcha I can"
"Can't"
(leaps) Can, Can, can---CRAP!!!!!!
I wish I had a time machine and it was 2-1/2 years into the future so this time in my life would all be over!!!!!! That picture on the blog she stole from you is sooooooooooo verrrrrrrrrry baaaaaaaaaaaaaad! LOL! Cindy
Those boobs were patterned after my body. I feel violated. You know it took me 3 hrs. to read your post because you keep refering us to all those other good blogs.
Thanks for the fun.
I thought I had seen ridiculous shoes before but I realize I hadn't ... NOW I have! Good lord!
And the gas sign was great!
I just love these posts.
Hilarious as always! I had to go see your picture that was "stolen," and oh.my.word. Too funny! I want a boob scarf! lol
I took your suggestion and visited Linda's Blue Gate blog and got lost there for about an hour before coming back to leave a comment here.
If I had one of those nose dispenser things when my kids were little, I am sure they would have been much cleaner! In fact, I bet they would still love it now!
Kady
Those have to be the UGLIEST shoes ever!
I have a sad wish. I wish the friend who jumped off that bridge 4 1/2 years ago, never did.
Good evening Nikki...Girl I am late getting here...Sorry!! What the H is with those shoes? Girl I can always count on you to make me laugh after a Bad day..I wished you were here every day..what do you mean you have to work?? great post girl...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
OMG, once again you slay me girl! I LOVE the way those dishes look over the window! Holy crap, how did she do that?
Loved that gas station sign!!!!! Where do you find these pics? I ask you EVERY week and you never say. Funniness hoarder!
Justine :o )
I always LOVE I wish Wednesdays. Now, what I am really pondering is how to get my son to do the GI Joe trick.
I wish my pc would work properly...lol. It keep shutting down~ grrrr. :)
You always have the best posts. Thanks for bring a smile to my face.
Hugs~ J
I have something for you!
Monica
I love the teddy bear. roflmao.
The kid and the toy. OUCH! GROSS!
i wish,
i have a digital camera and a scanner.
enjoyed this:)
The teddy bear was such a sad picture - the others however!!!!!!!!!!!
It always amazes me the pictures you come up w/ every week! Those shoes are too much! Who do they think would ever wear them? That teddy bear picture had me ROFL. But the GI Joe through the nose (or whatever that was) made me want to puke! I would D-I-E if my kid did that!
P.S. I'd bet alot that someone is going to send you one of those gosh-awful noses as a joke!
Was that a great game!!!??? 9 in a row. We are movin' on up! And how about Brewer? He is amazing!
Love the 999 phone... that could be a problem... lol
Ohhhh I sooooo wish that that last photo is a phony... I would hate to know that you can really do that with a toy doll... thank goodness my kids are beyond this point... or are they... they watch jackass stunts... this would definitely be a good one... LOL!
That glass house is amazing, love you house Nikki, can't wait to read your blog. Your dogs are awful cute too.
Good ones! Still just wishing for a baby here in NY.
Those shoes are Awful. That's just --- WRONG
Aww, the teddy bear - that used to be my favorite stuffed animal when I was a little girl.
LOL - OOPS! I wish I remembered to put on my depends before I came here!! And I wish this week your yard looked liked the one in the sidebar - cuz then my snow would be gone too!!
Have a great weekend.
Love the little girl with the paper Pope hat on....and the kid with the GI JOe up his nose....Something tells me that photo was not doctored....so glad I have a granddaughter and not a grandson!!
great post, nikki...you have a knack for finding the funniest pictures....
xo bj
Just looking at the picture of those "shoes" made my feet hurt! And the poor people who might need to call 999 or call for help if considering jumping from the bridge. Where do you find this stuff? I wish I wasn't so addicated to visiting all of these blogs, and I think you probably visit twice as many as me in addition to finding all of these great pictures. I wish I knew how you do it. laurie
That was so funny, I laughed my head off.
That GI Joe picture is really disturbing! But those sweet little faces - too cute! I'm keeping the scissors away from RAggedy Ann....~ Robyn
I love it --your little "shout out" about my stealing your photo has brought over some new viewers to my blog ---so I owe ya. And I also believe that if you want TO TAKE ME TO LUNCH SOMEDAY --fly me out to where you live---you'd totally grow to love me. (think about it)
I wish I was as talented as you who puts together these great posts! I hope you have a great evening!
I wish I was as talented as you who puts together these great posts! I hope you have a great evening!
I have a 10 year old son, so "GI Joe for lunch," I can identify with! LOLOL! That cracks me up! Hey, you got to laugh to keep from crying, right? LOL! ~hugs, Rhonda :)
Hey Nikki, long time no see! My daughter says she loves the nose (What!) I wish ....... too, but not for any of these. Have a great weekend and by the way, I want to vote for you but what is your pic? Is it Ozzie?
Woo hoo...I'm #100!
I love the nose dispenser...how classy would that look in my bathroom?!?
When my laptop was threatening to die... again...I thought I'd better back up my pics just in case. I then thought of the massive amounts of inventory you must have to store. I can't imagine how you keep it organized! What I'd give to see just the tags/labels of a few.
The male designers...I could never understand why men are designing my underwear or feminine hygiene products. Now that's ALL wrong!
Sweet Wishes,
Sara
Hey Nikki...did you watch Idol last night? I am so glad that Tatiana is gone again!!!
Ginger
Ah man, you sure know how to make me laugh and smile! I needed that today. It's been one stressor of a week. Have a great weekend.
As usual I'm LMAO!! I need that giant nose dispenser! Vanna
I wish that the ass hat who made those shoes had actually had to be the test subject and wear them (and a bra, and pantyhose - two other male created devices of torture) before they went to market!
LOL!
I do love the penguins but the Shamu shot with your line was pretty damn funny
as for what I wish? I wish I had an income
Hi Nikki! How could you not laugh every morning even at 5am with a shower nose!!! Since I put that Vpower gas in my car that sign is and isn't my favorite!lol I wish for you a happy weekend! I must go check out Linda now!
Til later, Jeannette
Hey Nikki! Just stopped by to say hi. I also wanted to let you know that I ordered one of those vintage barbesol barber bottles from Debra at the English Cottage...I LOVE it! I had my dish soap in a vintage french lemonade bottle with a bale top. I've always worried that the bottle would be broken when trying to open the top with slippery hands! The barber bottle is excellent...no lid to open! Now my vintage lemonade bottle holds one of my seasoned oils for cooking. Thanks for putting the bottle in your post...I love mine!
Have a great weekend!
Donna
I wish that you never stop blogging!!!
Beyond cute and entertaining! Thank you for making my day!
I cannot get past the shoes and the bear. Very funny, as usual. Fantastic!
Hellllloooooo you, lol you crack me up with your posts and your comments, I am not back in the US yet just having withdrawal symptoms from blog-land. your I Wishes are hilarious as usual and Oz and Crumpets MEAN faces are toooo funny oh and scary of course hehe. Kathy.
I wish I were as creative and funny as you. Great blog!!
Thanks for stopping by and entering my giveaway! Good luck!
Not only would I wish to pretty like those girls I would have to wish to be that BOLD!! I love the nose! That cracks me up. I have seen the tissue dispenser but never shampoo- that's even better :)
You are too funny! Where do you find these pictures!? Mimi
Oh my gosh! How did I miss this post! Thank you :-)
I'm bizarrely mesmerized by the kid with the GI Joe jammed in his yapper and nose. That can't be real...can it? *lol*
Again, where on earth do you find this stuff? Seriously, I want to get that nose soap dispenser for Megawatt as a joke to put in the dorm showers. Or I could just put it in our guest loo? Hmmmm decisions decisions.
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