Tuesday, December 30, 2008

^^ FUN WITH DUMMIES ^^


It never ceases to amaze me the stupidity of some human beings. I'd like to celebrate their glorious idiocy in a lovely montage of pictures. I shall title .........







HEY LOOK!!! They've posted our IQ scores. (Oh and please observe that she's NOT a blond...thank you very much! )





Well crap...we drove all this way to try and catch a REALLY TALL fish. Now what are we gonna do???





WHEW...I'm so glad they warned me...I was just about to store my kid away until next season....oh honey...get another one of those leaf bags would ya!





Allergy information: contains Peanuts. I'm pretty sure anyone who actually needs this warning ....isn't capable of reading the label.




This one is my all time favorite....Honey...make sure the dog doesn't drive the Pontiac after you give him his meds!!! OH and you probably should take away his beer while you're at it!




*shaking head* I have no words......





I'm pretty sure this is my ex-husband. Although this guy might be a tiny bit smarter.






I heard this is caused by Global Warming.










Even your Fancy GPS isn't gonna help you here.





Which would explain why business was so slow.





Ladder schmadder......





You can thank a lawyer for this.







OH CANADA! (kidding...I'm kidding)





Heck yeah! At least the game will be more fun to watch!




And you know your tax dollars went to pay for this!!!




Well this explains why the painter was standing on buckets...




THANKS FOR STOPPING BY....NOW GO OUT THERE AND DO SOMETHING STUPID...I NEED MORE PICTURES!

129 comments:

Trying to Stay Calm! said...

Great post! Come see the pictures I just posted on my blog :) Happy New Year 2009! ♥ Hugs :) Shauna

Big Hair Envy said...

TOO funny!

I'm thinking about heading out to see that soccer game today. Do you think they have more than one rescue squad available during those matches??? Bwahahahahaha!

ann said...

MERCY,I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M FIRST.WHERE IN THE WORLD DO YOU COME UP WITH ALL YOUR IDEAS.I WOULD LOVE TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL.HAPPY NEW YEAR DEAR LADY...ANN

Heather said...

Have you seen failblog.org? Many pictures and videos like these - so much blogging fodder in one place! :D

Thanks for the morning chuckle!!

KC Mom said...

Stupid is as stupid does! There are plenty of those moments in my house with three teenage daughters. Maybe I'll go find me a sharp sign today...

Pedaling said...

all great in the stupidity department...but, i think i'm going to have to go with the balcony with no purpose.

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Ya, I have a hard time keeping my dogs away from the alcohol cabinet when they are on meds.... they always want to drive the riding mower around the yard when they're sick.

Maggii said...

OMG! these are too funny!!!

Neabear said...

I can't believe these. Some I have seen before. But showed me some new ones too. Crazy! I guess we have to get our laughs somewhere. The guy on the buckets. I can see him being stuck there waiting for someone to bring him something else to step on so he can get down. Unless he is planning on jumping that far. LOL!

Jan said...

Thanks for making me feel better about myself this morning. I could laugh all day over these pics. Love the visual in my head of the dog driving. That was funny.

hellosweetworld said...

This is hilarious! Gotta love Darwin Award nominees! And the balcony is really strange!

Susan S. said...

Thanks for the giggles! Give those two cute pups a BIG TEXAS hug from me! :)

Shannon said...

That would be one interesting soccer game.

And I bet there is an "after" photo of the painter... after the buckets have toppled over! HA!

tammy said...

Hilarious. I'm trying to get Luvpilot to post a stupid passenger/flight attendant post. He's got tons of those stories.

I love how you pointed out the cheerleader not being blonde. Thanks for that.

Happy To Be said...

Again too funny..and girl just come and spend the day with my DH and bring your camera...he got enough dumb things he does that I could do a post every day on..lets just say the bucket man reminds me of him..we have every size ladder man has ever made and he will still stand on what ever he can find..and then gets mad when the lawn chair breaks...DUH you think?? Hope you and your family have a great and safe New Years...hugs and smiles the Bucket man's wife Gloria

Mrs. S said...

i think the first picture is still my favorite!! Too funny!!!

Thanks I needed a smile today!

Justine said...

Heeheehee. I have to admit, the balcony one had me stumped for about 5 seconds. DOH

Justine :o )

Michelle said...

Too funny!

Last week while it was pouring rain I saw my neighbor outside in his wet suit washing his house windows.

The wetsuit didn't fit so it wasn't zipped up in the back.

Oh how I wished I wasn't rushing out and had time to snap a picture of him. It was a really funny site to behold.

Sandy Toes said...

Oh my goodness..those were so funny! The "peanut butter" warning always cracks me up!

Thanks for another laugh!
-sandy toes

amelia bedelia said...

ok, thanks for the laugh this morning!!! I'm still trying to figure out the sharp sign thing!

John Deere Mom said...

I swear every new post of yours is my new favorite. I LOVED those pics! I think my favorite has to be "your ex-husband" and the dog prescription. Thanks for sharing!!

Lizzie said...

those were too funny. i am glad to say that i never let my dog have his beer when he is taking medication :)

The Berry's Patch said...

LOL. I also love the warning on my curling iron "do not use while sleeping". Sadly they probably had to warn people of this because someone actually did it and then sued them. :-)

Braja said...

A sure sign things are...ahh, forget it, I hate puns...

love to you Nikki my little crumpet! Have a wonderful new year if I don't see you over at my place first...and if you have mother issues, don't go there :))

Tristan said...

OH, my goodness...that is sooo funny..and STUPID..geez.lol!

jori-o said...

Ahahahaha! Love stuff like this! Although that keep right sign could totally be mine--I get my directions mixed up all. the. time.

Lynne (lynnesgiftsfromtheheart) said...

You never fail to make me laugh outloud...hugs ~lynne~

niartist said...

How stinkin' funny! LOL! I'm still laughing at the guy standing on buckets painting the room - I'm notorious for saying - I don't need a ladder, just give me that chair! LOL! Oooo, thank you for a good laugh today Nikki! Happy New Year!

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

Nikki, I luv ya girl!! I do plan on doing something crazy and stupid today. That's a every day occurance for me!!!
"Happy New Year"
Hugs, Terrie

Janie said...

Have a happy New Year! I love your take on life!

jill jill bo bill said...

I hang around people like that just so I can feel like genius. Those were hilarious! I needed a good laugh today!

Darlene said...

Oh Nikki...where do you come up with these things?!? I always am smiling when I read your blog...you are soooo FUNNY! Those are the kind of people I need to hang around it would make me look real smart...lol

Jamie said...

Those are hilarious ;-) It's a crazy world out there....heeeelp!

Heather said...

Wanna tailgate for the soccer game? Cute post!

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

LOL I love it :)

Alice said...

Where in the world did you find all these photos????? Just amazing and so hilarious! Now I'll have to do a google search and see what I can find out there - lol.

Kristin said...

Seriously where do you find these things?

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

I'm thinking I know the guy standing on the two ladders...LOL

Aleta said...

Hehe. Loved the dog meds one. And the balcony with a view, if you can walk through cement - priceless!

The sad part is ~ "sharp edges" sign, that we need this? Did someone touch an edge and sue?

beth at aunties said...

Nikki,

I do not know where you find these wonderful pictures...I am just glad you do! Thanks again for making my day:)

Have a wonderful New Years!

onlymehere said...

Thanks for the laugh.

Lisa Loo said...

I was laughing really hard until I thought about the fact that someone, somewhere, probably has a picture of me that belongs on this list. Dang!

Oh--and the music--the music--you are simply brilliant!!

Frippery said...

I always worry that my dogs will get pulled over when they have been drinking and taking medication. I guess I'll have to warn them again. Pam

JANE said...

ROFL, Oh I needed a really good laugh, now I'm gonna show them to the kids!!!!!

Susie Q said...

Whenever I need a good laugh I always know I can go see Nikki and she will not dissapoint!
Dang girl...you are just too funny!
I loved it!

Happy new year sweet friend.

Love,
Sue

Eudea-Mamia said...

Mom to a peanut allergy kid - that is stinking hilarious!!!!

Never in a million years would I check the back of a peanut butter jar for warning about peanuts. Pretty self-explanatory.

$10 someone sued because it wasn't listed as an allergen, and they had a reaction. My father would call that "thinning the herd."

Awesome.

Tulsi said...

These are just to great. I thought I'd have a favorite, but then I kept going and kept going. I would kind of like to know who would put a sign up just to tell you to stay away from the edges??????

Raxx - A day in the life said...

Thanks for the laugh today Nikki! The double patio had me for a while! (i'm so ashamed) lol!!

tam said...

Ain't life grand? So many minds-so little brain power!Another funny post sister :D-Happy New Years Dear Blogging Buddy!
~Tam

~♥~ Monica S said...

hehehe!
You are so funny! Where do you find everything??

Happy new year!!

Monica

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

LOL! I was just found some of those pictures the other day myself...but haven't posted them yet! I love your comments with them! You are a hoot!
Happy New Year!

Ma'dame French said...

The ladder one kills me! Too funny;) French

salmagundi said...

Once again you give us our daily giggle!! That 2nd pix of the "no fishing from the bridge" is in my neck of the woods. We always laugh when we see the sign. The bridge is 1200 feet above the Arkansas River. Really stupid people actually jump off that bridge using bungee cords. Scares me to death!! Sally

Amanda in GA said...

After the day I had with my boys I need a good laugh! Thanks for making my day

Sincerely Yours said...

Hi Nikki! Once again, drinking coffee while reading your posts, not a good idea!!!It stains white shirts you know!!lol OMG this was a riot! Can you believe my neighbor was washing his car in the rain one day!!!lol I just figured he came from the bar room! I've actually thought about doing something stupid with ladders to reach my second story window - it's filthy!!!lol As far as helping you put away decorations we'd get into too much trouble so leave them up (although I'd love to meet you and share a soda and donut!without the dogs tho!!lol) Have a great day I know you will!!! Sincerely, J

Smilingsal said...

lol I've seen some of these before, but you've come up with some new ones.

Bobbi Jo said...

Nikki,
I love those! TOO FUNNY!!! That just cracks me up. Happy New Year and best wishes to you and your beautiful family. Hugs, Bobbi Jo

Lilly's Life said...

How hilarious - may you keep us all laughing in 2009! Have a great New Years!!

mbkatc230 said...

Thanks for brightening up an otherwise abysmal day! This reminds me of the warning on my car's sunshade "do not operate motor vehicle while shade is in use" really? Kathy

Ginger said...

Those are hilarious!!!
Not that this has anything to do with this post, but did you catch Oprah yesterday? I was in bed sick and saw the show...I thought of your precious pups. She had talented dogs on the show.
Ginger

Kat said...

It took me a second to figure out what was wrong with the balcony one...doh!

Swirl Girl said...

Good to know that stupidity still reigns !

Happy New Year!

Trina said...

hahahaha Those are hilarious! Makes you wonder, doesn't it...

amiable amy said...

LOL! Those pictures are really good collections for good laughs. Thanks for sharing Nikki. Happy New Year and may God bless you more.

thedomesticfringe said...

That was a hoot! Thanks for a good laugh.
-FringeGirl

lvroftiques said...

Oh my goodness where to begin? In picture one that gal is just trying to be a different...whatever it is that she is...so I'll cut her some slack...I'm kinda different after all *winks*

Do ya think they maybe had too many people trying to fish with their teeth after jumping off the bridge? That's the only way I can kinda justify pic two...

Oh and those darn kids and their plastic boxes...You try scrubbibng them out...and brushing them out and you still have ring around the plastic bin!! *winks*

No explanation for the peanut butter ...dey jus plain dum!!

And come on now Nikki! You know much your dogs LOVE to drive! So completely necessary....moving on....

Well it's like those ugly empty spaces on a dirty wall...ya gotta fill em in with something...anything!! Well this is "ANYTHING" Lame I know...but I'm doin' my best!

Ummmm NO. that's MY ex husband!! And here's the scary part...He's a doctor!

And in picture 8 all that nice warning about the rain and they forgot to mention the cats and dogs! Silly people!

Ha!! #9 reminds me of downtown Portland Or! Only you will find the like at nearly every important exit...that you MISS!!

Ditto sister! That's a big 10-4 on pic 10

Hmmm what rhymes with paralysis? I want mine to be as cute as yours!

And dontcha think a nice skull and crossbones would have worked sooo much better? Clear communication is sooo important!

Well that IS my idea of right! Or so my hubby tells me...I keep saying it's the other right...you know!!

Ha!! I wanna see that game!*winks*

And geeezeee I just HATE those sharp edged signs! I can't seem to quit touching them! Or driving my car ito them....anger management you see.....tax issues....

Well I still havent come up with anything that rhymes with paralysis...but how about ladder splatter!! Yep that's it!!

Girlfriend you know I LMAO over these! And I actually had to use my brain for all my (not so) witty retorts! So thank you! You FUNNY!! Vanna

Bridget said...

LMAO Hysterical stuff! Thanks and Happy New Year!

trogblog said...

I'm going to go ahead and rank them as #1- sharp edges sign, #2-baby storage sign. Have you ever checked out the Fail Blog. I think you'd enjoy it.

The Blonde Duck said...

I love the ex-husband and peanut butter one!

Jenners said...

Those were so funny. But maybe I should send you a photo of me to post for next time because I looked at the two balconies one for quite some time (much longer than I should have) before I figured out what was wrong.

joelandbecca said...

Seriously, I was laughing so hard my husband had to see what was going on. So he read and laughed too! Thanks for the good times!

sandy said...

Duh is an understatment!

Chris said...

Funny funny post today, where do ya find this stuff. Your comments were funny too, loved reading them. Have a Happy New Year.

Love Ya,
Chris

imjacobsmom said...

Hilarious! ~ Robyn

Laura said...

Funny stuff! Happy New Year!

ceekay said...

Love it...so funny...shakin head too!!!

JyLnC said...

We just purchased a plastic tote at Target today and there was a "Do not put your child in the tote" label on the lid.

Thanks for the laughs!

Anonymous said...

nikki, you crack me up...thanks vickydarnell

Leslie said...

Haha, those are great! I have to admit that it took me a second to get the balcony one, hehe.

Adventure girl wanna be said...

Girl! You are tooooooooooooooo funny! And gee wizzzzzzzzzzzz such a great decorator. That is why I first came to your blog and now you've turned out to be so hilarious! Bonus!!!!!!!!! Happy New Year!

Nancy said...

Nikki, I am embarrassed to say it, but I had to look at that balcony one for a spell....then I figured it out...lol
I want to thank you for the wonderful giveaway! It all came today in the mail and I have to tell you...those chocolate covered cookies are almost history! I told everyone(the family) not to eat anymore, till after I had taken a picture...lol. I love the cookie mix too, I will have to fix them with my niece and the ornaments are wonderful....we do a real tree with all our sentimental ornaments...and yours will be on there next year! I will treasure the ornaments forever and everytime I see them I will think of you! Thank you so much for a wonderful giveaway! I love it all!
Hope you had a wonderful Christmas and Happy New Year, Nikki
Blessings, Nancy

Tracey said...

Love the doggie medicine instructions! LOL

Diane@A Picture is Worth.... said...

Cute post Nikki! Love the one for the dogs!

Linda said...

Oh Lordy - where do you find these things! LOL Too funny!! Unlike the snow tomorrow.....

HappY New Year - may it be your best one yet!!

hugs, Linda

Deb said...

Hi Nikki! Hilarious photo's! LOL!! I was wondering how that guy got on the paint buckets.LOL!! I wanted to tell you too that I got my package! I will be posting in the morning about it. Thanks! Deb

Kim@ForeverWherever.com said...

I love the signs! One of the best ones I've seen was " In Case of Flood Seek Higher Ground." Crazy people!

Mama said...

heehee, Happy New Year, Nikki, Hubby, Oz and Crumpet and all the family. Hugs, Kathy.

Lori said...

love love love this post!
things that make you go, hmmmmmm
thanks!

Diane said...

Nikki, You out did yourself with this one! ☺ Diane

Anne Fannie said...

Hi Nikki, my favorite is the warning that this sign might have sharp edges. And the purpose of that sign was? Too funny.
Love, Ann

French Fancy said...

Nikki - you've pulled out all the stops for the last post of the year
Happy New Year to you and all the gang - two legged and four legged

xx

Lynette said...

Nikki - your ex and mine must be related!! No two men could be that stooopid - for a number of reasons!!
Glad we met and can't wait to see what 2009 has in store for us -
Happy New Year ~

ann said...

WELL,NOW YOU'VE GONE AND DONE IT.YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THIS TIME!!!!!!COME TO MY BLOG AND PICK UP THE GREATEST AWARD EVER.IT'S THE PROXITENY{SP}.IT'S FOR BEING SO NICE AND BEING A FRIEND...ANN

countrygirl3031 said...

OMG Nikki...this is a riot! I can actually see people doing some of these dumb things. Especially the guy standing on 3 buckets!

Have a great New Year's!

Hugz,
Michele

Mariafer said...

Hahahaha great post!!!
Happy New Year to you and your family, all the best in 2009.
Hugs
Maria

Cathy said...

Thanks, Nikki.....where do you come up with all this crazy stuff? Your mind must work over time!

Keep it up....and Have a very Happy New Year!!!!

Cathy

Bo said...

Hi Nikki...hey I sent you an email with the mother of all dumb-ass, stupid people pictures using the email addy on your profile & it came back saying it didn't exist...hmmm? Wishing you a very happy new year sweet friend! ♥ Bo

MindyLew said...

Wow!! How funny - Thanks for the laughter. Especially liked the balcony with no doors - I guess you could truly be left alone!!
Have a blessed New Year!1

Saucy Scribe Debora said...

Happy New Year Nikki :) - Thanks for the laughs!

Meadowsweet Days said...

Nikki~
Thanks for the laughs!
Happy New Year!

Carol

laurie said...

Hysterical! Love starting the new year off with laughs. I'm kind of worried about that idiot with the ladder on top of the ladder! laurie

Kate The Great said...

Oh, Those made me laugh!

Jen said...

Hilarious. How have I never been here before?

She Seeketh Wool & Flax said...

You are always the best. I can always expect a good laugh from you. Keep on finding the good, the bad and the ugly
You make my day!
Cheryl

Michael said...

LOL, I worked as a pharmacy tech all throughout college...sometimes we'd put the warning labels on peoples scripts just to mess with them. :)

Catherinette Singleton said...

A very Happy New Year to all the stupid people in the world! And all the rest of us too. :)

Loving Annie said...

Oh my, too funny !!!!

Happy Year 2009 to you and your family, Nikki :)

Rebecca said...

I think the guys washing the car is a friend of my ex husbands!
=)
Thanks for the laugh!

jeanne said...

Oh Niki, talk about humor, your post is hilarious today. I too enjoy visiting you so very much. You are a breath of fresh air every day that you post. Blogging was invented for clever people like you. smiling BIG!

Wishing you a happy and healthy New Year with all things good in 2009

Blessings and love...Jeanne

Carolynn said...

OMG....I'm shaking my head too. Although, at the risk of outing myself...I didn't get the reference to Canada...

Your devoted Canadian friend,
Carolynn

This Country Girl said...

This is the first time I've been on your blog! This was hilarious...makes you wonder what in the world they are thinking!

Thanks for the laugh!

Happy New Year!
Tammy

Yaya said...

OMG-Idiot for guy on ladder that's on a ladder and bigger idiot for being the guy beneath him!

Happy New Year!

Beverly said...

Oh goodness! You have me shaking my head and laughing. I don't think I would survive some of these "stupids". I am no good on a ladder.

dana said...

What a great final laugh for 2008!!! You are so wonderful to combine those photos with your great text and create such fun for us!!
I wish you a happy, healthy and creative blogging New Year, Nikki! I am so glad to have found you---you just totally catch me off-guard with each of your posts!! You need to be a writer professionally my friend! Thank you for sharing your amazing gifts with us. Dana

Peggy-Just A Plain Gal said...

This was hilarious! A sign saying to beware of the sign's sharp edges? OMG! I'm rolling my eyes at that one!

Now...the guy washing his car in the rain...my DD's best friend worked at a drive-through gas station with a car wash. She called one night when it was raining cats and dogs to tell DD that this crazy guy was washing his car...and then she started laughing her butt off when the guy whipped out a towel and started DRYING IT! LMAO!

Oh...and my DGS#3 is always wanting to know if the lady with the dogs has posted anything new with them!

Picket said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU & YOURS NIKKI!!!! May it be your best one so far! lol

A New England Life said...

Hey there crazy lady! lol! I had to stop by and wish you a very happy New Years! Looks like Crumpet is celebrating early. He's a party dog that one.

So nice to meet you in 2008 and I look forward to your bloggings in 2009. Lord only knows what you'll come up with next ; )

Stay warm. It's frigid out there tonight!

Sharon

cedwards55 said...

Nikki, These were too funny although I'll arm wrestle anyone else for the "No that's MY ex-husband".... wish I had a pic of him taking off the wallpaper with a blow torch. Oh, did I mention it was by the electrical box? Hmmm. Makes ya wonder doesn't it? Have a wonderful and blessed 2009 and I'm looking forward to more sidesplitting laughter.
hugs~ Carol

Tootsie said...

love it!!!!! lol

happy new year friend!!!!

Cynthia said...

America. The place where no one is responsible but everyone is liable.

Southern Lady said...

Nikki, thank you for starting my day -- and the New Year -- with a laugh.

I hope the New Year brings you as much fun and pleasure as you bring to us, my friend.

Sincerely,

Janie

mbkatc230 said...

Happy New Year to you! Thanks so much for your support and can't wait to see what you come up with next! Hugs, Kathy

ann said...

NIKKI,ABOUT THE AWARD.PLEASE COME TO MY BLOG ON DEC 30TH.TO LEARN THE "RULES'.I'M SORRY I THOUGHT EVERYONE WOULD KNOW.THEN COPY THE RULES AND GIVE IT TO 8 PEOPLE YOU THINK REALLY TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS AND THAT CARE...ANN

Straight to Your Hart said...

"But officer...I was only going one way!!!" Unfortunately the wrong way from the posted sign. Happened to a friend of mine. Think I'll use that line sometime...giggle!

Michele said...

Great post! I have to admit, I had to scratch my head for a second or two when I saw the balcony picture. He-he!

Melissa said...

So so so funny! I think that was my soon to be ex-but-not-soon-enough-daughter-in-law in the first picture.

Melissa said...

So so so funny! I think that was my soon to be ex-but-not-soon-enough-daughter-in-law in the first picture.

Jannie said...

Ahh, be still my heart from laughing! Do not touch the edges of this sign. Play soccer in the archery range.

FUNNY!!!!

tiburon said...

You made me pee.

 

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