Sunday, December 7, 2008

#@!%@#&#~WANNA BUY A DOG?

A couple days ago I had the day off and had to run some errands. So I loaded Crumpet and Ozzie up in the truck and headed to the grocery store. The dogs totally riding in the truck.


So we're tooling down the road.....the wind in our hair, heads out the window (them not me) enjoying the brisk winter morning. I got a bag of donuts on the seat and an icy cold coke in the cup holder. And I'm thinking to myself....LIFE IS GOOD!



Then all of a sudden I notice that Crumpie is doing this bizarre twitching contortion thing. He is wiggling and shaking and completely spazzing out. I look over with kind mommy concern and say "Hey buddy...whats wrong?"


The second the words leave my mouth it happens..........HIS BUTT EXPLODES! We're talking doggy diarrhea of biblical proportions! And the sound....ugh we're not even gonna talk about the sound. And since there are two dogs on the seat....they of course proceed to scamper through said doodoo and spatter it onto any place that might have escaped the first barrage!


Now I consider myself a dedicated blogger.....but I ain't gonna take pictures of THAT! Besides I was too busy screaming and trying to pull over without killing us all. Good thing I hoard napkins....I piled those things on top of the "puddles" and proceeded to freak out all the way home!

45 minutes of having to scrub ICK from every crevice of my truck, and being forced to toss the coke and the donuts into the trash *SIGH* makes for a not so nice day.

The BAD news is.......2 days later my truck still smells like DOG CRAP!!!!

The GOOD news is.....I no longer have to lock my doors....because ain't nobody gonna steal my truck!


And for some odd reason.....Ozzie seems oddly pleased.........
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170 comments:

Eudea-Mamia said...

I was about to say "MEEEEE!" but the last thing I needs around here, as I potty train the Youngest, is more poop.

LOVE the song!

onlymehere said...

Oh my gosh, this has to be the worst, ABSOLUTELY most horrible thing I've read in a long time, LOL! I'm sorry your Coke was sacrificed in the explosion and I'm also soooooo soooooorry that I'm still laughing my head off over here about it! You poor girl. Too bad it's not summer and you could air it out quicker.

Tracey said...

Well, you could have a multi million dollar patent there........charge a fee for Crumpie to poop in peoples cars for a fool proof alarm system!!

Becky said...

Most of the time I as glad to be a visual person. Tonight. Not so much!!! YUCK!!! Bless your heart! Speaking of heart. How do you make your little heart on your blog post.

Braja said...

That sign made me laugh and go, "ohhhh, poor doggie," then i read the post...

But hey, you didn't think of his SHAME? Guy's ego is knocked around a bit...pooin' in disgrace. May need therapy. Bring him over: my post today should help him.

sandi said...

I want to buy the dog! I love that dog! Name the price girl I'm all over it! Diarrhea and all.

Randi said...

I am so sorry, that is a horrible story! I must admit that this story does nothing to make me want to cave to my 8 year old and my 31 year old on getting a dog! This is exactly what I am talking about. I already have one un-potty trained 2year old running around my house, and his aim isn't any better! Trust me- I feel you! Sine days I feel I should own stock in Resolve, no wait it wouldn't matter! :)

Bo said...

Have I got a song for you Nikki!!!

If you're riding in your truck...
& your doggie runs out of luck...
And you ask what's the matter...
& doggie does a do-do splatter...
It's diarrhea...It's diarrhea!

Repeat the first verse...heehee...

Sorry, I couldn't help myself! ♥ Bo

Cynthia said...

I have NEVER wanted a dog. Every so often, my husband gets the 'itch' for one. I am going to save this story and whip it out the next time he says "But a dog would be so great for the kids".

I'm a Mom, it takes a lot to gross me out but that most certainly does it. Yowza!

WheresMyAngels said...

That is so nasty and such a great story, I love laughing at others miseries. That dog would so be going to a new home!! lol

I had a Husky and they are not the smartest dogs. I was TRYING to crate train him (gave up after 5 months of trying). He cried and cried if I didn't sleep by the crate. Any who he started crying one night and I reached in the dark to get him out. I can't see him, just feel him and OMGosh, my hands went squish and then I had been slimmed. He had filed his whole cage up with diarrhea, how i didn't smell it, I'll never know! My ex got the dog in the divorce!

Ginger said...

LMAO, OMG....I can't stop laughing. It's got to be the funniest post I've read in a long time and I know, it's not funny to you, sorry. But I am just picturing the scene. Poor Crumpket looks so pathetic with the sign around his neck...he thinks it reads Good Boy. lol.
I had to go back 3 times and reread it cause it's so darn funny.
You should of drove into the car wash and handed them the keys and walked away. lol.
I need a break....lol
Ginger

The Berry's Patch said...

Holy dog crap, that's terrible! Hell no I don't want to buy him...just so he can crap all over my car. No way! Besides, in a few weeks (months) when the smell goes away, you'll want him back. :-)

salmagundi said...

My heart goes out to you! I've heard that a vanilla candle takes most smells out; but, then you might burn your truck down. Don't want that to add to your misery!! Let us know if you find a solution. Sally

Neabear said...

That was so funny! I was laughing so much at your story and some of the comments, especially WheresMyAngels comment. My hubby came in thinking something was wrong and realized I was laughing. I hope you get rid of the smell eventually. Maybe an onion or ginger in the car/truck? Or is it baking soda? Anyway, something that would absorb the odors.

Trying to Stay Calm! said...

L♥ve it :) ♥ Hugs!

A New England Life said...

Oh Nikki, you know you still love Crumpet no matter what he does! How can you not? He's a Wheatie!

Rent a carpet cleaner and use some lysol bathroom foam cleaner (yes, that's what I said). It should take care of it. If not, buy plenty of air fresheners. lol!

One of my daughters friends threw up BIG TIME in the very back seat of a mini-van I had a few years ago. I mean, I have never SEEN so much throw up! She just didn't stop! I was freaking out! My husband used a carpet cleaner and cleaned and cleaned. Finally after the 2nd week I couldn't smell it anymore. I feel your pain!

Tootsie said...

OMG, I need to say sorry about all the laughing I am doing....I know exactly how you feel....my cat used to ride between the head rest and my head when we went places...and one day he did this in my HAIR!!!! driving and crying...yes I was...my leather jacket was ruined and there was a stain on my seat!
You poor thing....(why am I still laughing?) oh man!
anyways..you deserve the award that I left on my tomorrow's post for you! stop in when you are over the insult of my laughter! lol

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

Oh my word this gross but SO hysterical! not because you cleaned up poop, but the way you told the story...and that dog with the sign...hysterical! Poor thing!

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

Ewwww! I sure do feel for you! Poor Crumperbutt looks so innocent with his Dog for Sale sign around his neck!

My ex took a dump in his pants in his truck years ago. I'm not sure the smell ever totally came out. I really wish I could have hung a similar sign around his neck. Husband for Sale. Soooo glad to be rid of that!

Kady

Kathi~Lavender, Lace and Thyme said...

Have you thought about doggie diapers? LOL, I am sooo sorry, I can't imagine! Yikes!

Jan said...

Ewww.... It is always better to be the NICE one huh. Oh that smell is horrid.

imjacobsmom said...

I thought oh no! what did that little stinker do...I never in my wildest dreams thought of that! Poor babies - both you and Crumpet....Robyn

Diane said...

OMG! ROFL!!! Ok, I'm trying to wipe the tears rolling down my face...

I'm a very dedicated SCOE 10X customer! (We have 5 dogs & 3 of them are males - 2 of them think they need to mark whenever the urge strikes...) Check out their website - their product is awesome & the smell will leave post haste! They have a video on spraying SCOE10X on a dead skunk, within 60 seconds the odor was gone! http://www.scoe10x.com/scripts/VideoReviews.asp?gclid=CMaMrqmb5Y8CFRsTawodhSkLDA

Many years ago, I had taken my cocker spaniel to the vet. She must have been really upset & I didn't know enough then to walk her around before driving home. At least she went on the floor next to the backseat, but I'll never forget the horrid smell! I pulled into the first gas station I found to clean out the car, then drove home with all the windows down. ☺ Diane

squawmama said...

Oh poor Crumpet... Sometimes crap happens...It happened to some lady when I was in the dollar store once... Talk about embarrassing.... Of course between the gags my girlfriend & I couldn't help but laugh... a little... Send him this way... Tiffy could use a little friend... Love Ya

(((HUGS)))
Donna

mishebe said...

Poor Crumpet must have the same thing i have had for a week .ugh. try Fabreeze.Or sprinkle carpet powder on the floors , leave it for a few minutes then vacuum. Ps. My mom got sick at my house Thanksgiving night( yes i tried to poison the family) both ways. I had no idea until she called my name. Guess who had to clean it up? I could barely do it, without puking myself. I never told anyone there, because I love her to much, but she owes me.. lol. mishelle

JyLnC said...

The visual image is priceless. I send my sympathies your way and I hope you're able to get rid of the scent.

Leslie said...

OMG, I just snorted!!! I'm soooo sorry for you...but that's hilarious!! Have you tried some Febreeze??

p.s. I hoard napkins too!!! My favorite are the ones from Starbucks....so nice and thick, that' s why coffee is so expensive there...

JANE said...

I am so sorry but I am absolutley all over my floor laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is so something that would happen to me but don't get me wrong, I'm glad it didn't, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that is such a cute picture of him!!!!!!

Jen - Balancing beauty and bedlam said...

Loving your BEDLAM!!!! Now show us the Beauty!

Kristens Creations said...

Oh my goodness! You poor thing, what a mess! But I was laughing my butt off! Sorry. Kristen

jill jill bo bill said...

Remind me never to eat any of the chocolate doughnuts from your house.

I am all about laughing at other's misery, but I am disgusted and grossed out for you. And only a little giggle escaped. Since we are sisters now- don't bring him for Christmas. heh heh heh. Nikki has a shit-mobile. heh heh heh

Sandi @the WhistleStop Cafe said...

That IS bad.
but a cute face :-)

Shelia said...

Oh, Nikkiness! This is too funny! Poor little Crumpet! I'm sure he just couldn't help it! But you sure can tell a funny story - even about dog poo!!You're still my favortie hoot!!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :) P.S. Don't sell Crumpie!!

Adventure girl wanna be said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That is so gross AND so funny AND so ick AND so hilarios AND so awful. I am sorry. Have you tryed tons of Lysol?

Shannon said...

When I read the post title I thought for sure it was Oz-man in trouble! LOL!

Can I say I am soooooo glad you did not take pictures of the doodoo deluge! And even though I laughed, I am so very sorry this happened. ICK.

Tristan said...

oh.my.word! that is NASTY..poor puppy though....

is it bad that I feels bad for a thing that totally stunk up your truck..lol?

Swirl Girl said...

yuk.
add that to the list of why I don't want a dog.

jori-o said...

THAT. is not good. Poor Crumpet. Poor YOU!!

Big Toe Mom said...

I was laughung sooo hard. and trying to stop cuz i just put the kids to bed. and of course they all heard me laughing and had to come and see what was sooo funny. by now i am still laughing and the oldest was trying to read, cant finish(she is a wimp) and the youngest is reading but doesnt quite get it. She wants to know why you tossed the donuts! Lmbo!
so i have to read the whole thing out loud to the 3 kids. i thought they were gonna bust a gut. i know i did.

Big Toe Mom said...

I know that wasnt very nice to keep laughing! ... sorry! BUT, cheez whiz girl. i mourn for the loss of your special treats.
hope it doesnt happen again. and i say good luck getting rid of the smell.
try the QUEENOFCLEAN.com- she reccomends a product called oderzout. cant hurt to try it.

AJ said...

Poor Crumpet! Poor you! I'd have been heaving the whole way home. That could not have been pleasant! Ewww. Hope the smell goes away soon:)

tara @ kidz said...

Icky!

I love the soundtrack for this post. It totally made my night!

Deb said...

Hi Nikki! Yuck!!!! I just can't get over you losing the doughnuts and the coke! LOL!!!!!

Laura said...

I'll trade you one white cat for your white dog - LOL! What a funny-glad-it-didn't-happen-to-me story!

Bridget said...

OMG! The horror of it all. You did paint a darn funny picture of the whole ordeal though. I hope the truck airs out soon and poor Crumpet's tummy feels better. A spoonful of Kaopectate (sp?) should clear up the problem. And I thought I was the only one weird enough to drink coke with donuts!

Happy To Be said...

HEhehehehehe !!I am sorry but girl that is one funny story..at least you got some good news out of it..and it did't crap in your hair like Toots cat..poor Crumpet hope he alright now and your truck...hugs and smiles Gloria

Michaela said...

And here I thought that you were going to tell us that he ate your doughnuts. Wow - That really blows (pun intended haha) I hope that the smell doesn't linger in your truck for too long

Janie said...

ditto Michaela.

I freaked out when I read the "Exploded" part!

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Dang... you got me laughing on this one and thinking to myself... "self.... you better hope this never happens with your rottweiler cuz they got big doo doo!"

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Stinky poo poo, I'm feeling for you, Girl, with that smell in your vehicle... *gags.

MBB Founder and Editor Denene Millner said...

Ewa! Dude, that's just wrong. I mean, you had to throw donuts away? Wow. Just... wow. ;-)

linda said...

Oh girl I hear ya on this one! My little Jake had diarrhea this weekend non-stop. My washing machine is still humming...and the poor guy is WORN OUT!

Too bad you had to throw out a perfectly good Coke!

Annie said...

OOOHH NOOO!! You poor woman!!

BUT....I am laughing my butt off! Me and Hubs both:) I needed a good laugh. And now I feel lots better. I was thinking of Ozzie while I was reading....The poor guy finally caught a break!haha....

Truly, I am sorry that has to be horrible. Were you lucky enough to have leather seats? I couldn't imagine having to clean that off of upholstery!

Rachael said...

Oh my god. Horrible. I can just imagine the disappointment, and the loss of the donuts... horrible!

chubskulit said...

Hahahaha, it's okay, crumpet know that you love him so much hehehe..

Pedaling said...

that's really gross.
hey, weren't you the one who encouraged me to get another dog?

Ma'dame French said...

Oh my goodness!!! Sorry about that but it was a funny blog story (lol) French;)

Anne Fannie said...

This is my first visit to your blog and I have to say I am sitting here laughing so hard! That is so funny because I have two dogs and I can totally relate to this happening....thanks for the good laugh tonight! I noticed you are LDS too.
Ann

joeyandaleethea said...

I visited your blog earlier tonite for the first time and laughed at your "Man of the Year" post. But this post almost made me spit out my drink on my 6 month old baby who is asleep on my lap!!! Yeah, proud Mama moment there. That first photo is wayyyy funny!! Grossness re: your truck though. LOL. I feel for ya. Hoping that never happens to me with my German Shepherd...yikes.

~♥~ Monica S said...

HEhehe!!
You are the only person I know that would make a story like that fun to read!! haha

I feel sorry for you both, but a little happy for Ozzie at the end there ;-)
They are so sweet!

Monica

tam said...

Oh dear God-I am sorry to say this but glad that didn't happen to me! LoL! Oh man that so totally sucks!
I guess that means Ozzie won't be mobile with mommy anymore huh? He is lucky you love him so much!
Well I hope your week goes beter for ya!
Smile~Tam

Chris said...

Gag, I can't even imagine dealing with that. I say buy a new truck. LOL

Hugs,
Chris

French Fancy said...

Oh Nikki - I can almost smell it from here. As the owner of two dogs who have had similar bottom situations - but never in the car - I can vividly recapture the smell and the clean up Terrible Situation this must have been.

Blueberry Buttons said...

OMG, LMBO! I understand where your coming from girl! But I will take him. My house right now needs a good carpet cleaning but every time I turn around I am cleaning up a mess. One has diarrhea and another is sick and the newest one who has lived outside all his life can't understand he needs to pee outside. So cumpie can join us! Love him and you.
What a mess.

KC Mom said...

No...way....time to put the truck up for sale...and the dog!!!
My husband barfed in his NEW truck one time (or three times) and he NEVER got the smell all the way out. Even though he hosed the entire inside and had it detailed professionally twice. On humid days I couldn't ride in it...it reeked.
That being said...I'm impressed you didn't kill yourself trying to pull over...I'm sure I would have lost my mind. I'm just laughing because I can totally seeing something like this happen to me with my terrier. She's such a spaz and does freaky things like that! So sorry...to be laughing!

Darlene said...

OH NO.....GROSS!! You poor thing having to clean up that nastiness and dog runny poo is NASTY....

Kristen said...

wow...I almost said I'll take him but on second thoughts.
I thought you were going to say they ate your doughnuts but what happened was worse and you still had to get rid of the doughnuts!

tammy said...

OH CRAP!!

Thank you for not taking pics.

Amy said...

We dont' have dogs (or any pets for that matter) for this.EXACT.reason!! Ugghhh!

Lee Laurie said...

Poor baby! I knew he was in trouble when I saw that sign around his neck! I know that you could never get rid of Crumpet no matter what he did... or does.

Quirkyloon said...

Dang, will I never learn?

Diet Dr. Pepper and reading Nikki's blog does NOT work well!

I gotta go clean up AGAIN!

You are so hilarious! I can't stop laughing!

At least he gave you some blog "fodder" right? heh heh

Bobbi Jo said...

Normally I am one who is disappointed when there are not many pictures on a post I am so glad you did not take pictures of this one. You poor thing! You should have posted a warning of: WARNING this could make you laugh very loud and wake up the family. I was laughing so hard this morning when I read this. You are a hoot! I just love your stories. Hugs, Bobbi Jo

bj said...

awh...poor ya'll....you, for having to clean it all up...crumpet for having a bug of some kind...only one came out good was oswald. i just knew you were gonna say crumpet ate all the donuts and got s.i.c.k.

Charli and me said...

I'm sorry but you had me laughing so hard I almost fell of my computer chair. Poor little Crumpet! I understand your frustration. We have been there and done that. We have been able to laugh about it later but at the time what a nightmere. Any way thank you for the gigggles LOL

ann said...

BLESS YOUR SWEET HEART.NOW,THAT'S WHEN A MOTHERS LOVE REALLY IS A MOTHERS LOVE.UGH-ALOT OF US COULDN'T DO IT....ANN

Linda said...

And I was worried about some bynny poop?? SO SORRY!! ICK!!

LadyFi said...

OMG - I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt! Yes - I can imagine it... I have a dog and he once puked up something that looked like a whole LOG made of poo!

Doggie diarrhea is just no fun. Hope the little guy is now feeling better.

sandy said...

Hahahaha! I'm sooooo sorry for you! But, that is funny. Only because it didn't happen in my car;)

Shannon said...

Oh, that stinks! Poor pooch... Of course there is a cold snap now, too! I would get a couple (or eight) baking soda for the fridge boxes and put them around the car. That worked pretty well, when my pooch had a barf-a-thon in there one summer long long ago...

Heather said...

Oh I so feel your pain. One our dogs got sick from something red in the back of our car that had white interior years ago and I never thought that smell would leave.

Midwest Mommy said...

Jaw hit the floor! OH NO! One of my dogs gets car sick like that so we have to make sure he has a seat so he can look out the front window.

Sandy Toes said...

OH my...I was eating breakfast!! Poor pooch!
-sandy toes

Rachael said...

Holy Crap! That sounds like a nightmare and/or something that would happen to me!! I am sorry that you had such an experience....it's probably too cold to ride around town with your windows down to air that sucker out huh?? Try baking soda....I had milk spill (unbeknownst to me) in my Suburban, and there was this horrible smell coming from the back where it was spoiling in the September heat! I sprinkled baking soda all over the carpet and left it overnight and then vacumed up in the morning. It did get rid of the smell. It took me several more days to find out which one of my children did it though.....

Smilingsal said...

What did you feed that poor little doggie?

Seriously, I am soooo glad that you did not take pictures, and I'm even happier that I don't have a computer that transports odors. Ewww.

dana wyzard said...

YOU'VE GOT EIGHTY-TWO COMMENTS ALL DUE TO DOG CRAP!!?? DAMMIT WOMAN!! I COULD HAVE A VIDEO OF ME AND JOE HAVING SEX AND I'D STILL ONLY GET THREE COMMENTS.....AND THEY'D ALL BE ONE WORD...."YUCK".

I LEFT SEVERAL COMMENTS ON JILL'S BLOG CONCERNING.....YOU. IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT?

MEH. WITH ALL THESE COMMENTS, YOU'LL NEVER SEE MINE ANYWAY.

Trina said...

That is absolutely awful, but I am laughing so hard. Being the "momma" of two rat terriers who LOVE to go (even if it's just moving the car from one spot to another) I can somewhat sympathize. Thankfully, I've never had to clean doggie poop from the car. Yet...

Debbie said...

ahahahaaaaa!!!!! Thanks for putting a smile on my face for a Monday morning. Seriously, too funny. For us, your readers, but not you.
but still...ya gotta love 'em.

Rhoda @ Southern Hospitality said...

Oh, Nikki, you made me howl!! That is just the funniest story I've ever heard.

Cynthia said...

Oh Nickki- you are so funny. No, the "Crumpett Incident" isn't the only reason we (okay me, dh is totally game) don't want a dog.

I'm a huge gardening buff and I hate having to look for 'presents' on the lawn and the trails that get worn in the grass and a number of other small reasons. My husband had a St. Bernard in his 'previous life' (aka first marriage) so he had his chance to have a dog.

My kids do have 2 cats so they have pets.

niartist said...

WOW! You know, that happened to Abby once, but not in a car - in my bedroom. It was everywhere! Uuuuugh! Not good memories! Thanks for stopping by the blog Nikki, I appreciate your kind words on the Christmas decor! I can't wait to see yours!

Cathy said...

Oh...Nikki....I think Ozgood had something to do with this....

Thanks for a good Monday morning laugh!

cedwards55 said...

Nikki, I'm soooo sorry! But now that it's over, did you laugh just a little? So, when are you going to look for a new truck? The good news is, it's not summer. Can you imagine what that would smell like with HEAT added? ickkkkkkkk
Carol

gingela5 said...

I guess this is yet ANOTHER sign from God that I need a dog! :) Except the crapping in the car should actually be a sign of NOT getting a dog!

MamasHood said...

Nikki,,
I love your blog. I had a similar experience but our dog was a Newfoundland, now that's a BIG dog. I thought I was being a nice mom taking her for a ride (small jeep) and was picking up youngest daughter from track along with her friend, that I might add, had never met, so this was our first time giving her a ride home (and the last). It was early March in PA(so it was still cold out) and OUR heads were hanging out the window for the 30 min. drive home.

Oh yea!

Cheri

Mabry's gamma said...

Nikki,

I left the above comment, did not know daughter was logged in.

Cheri

Heather said...

Nature's Miracle "Just for Cats" Orange-Oxy Power Stain & Odor Remover.

It has gotten cat pee out of my mattress and vomit and diarrhea (child-made, not dog-made) out of my minivan, carpet, couch and Kiddo's bed. It even got decomposing fruit (a demonic peach that had rolled waaaaay underneath the driver's seat of my minivan and then rotted into the floor for weeks, unseen but definitely noticed "WHAT THE HEY IS THAT STANKY FUNK AND WHERE IS IT COMING FROM???" before finally being discovered about a month after we had gone peach picking) out.

It may take more than one application, but it works.

(Yes, I laughed, not at Crumpet, but just the story. Crumpet, I just feel sorry for and hope he is feeling better!)

Fifi Flowers said...

OMG!!! OMG!!!
"Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing" song is PERFECT and followed by "Bad Day" EVEN better for you story... UGH!!!

Let me help you out... maybe that "LUCKY" song is your new song for today... new lyrics "lucky to be winning a giveaway.... lalalalala!"

Pop over!

Carolynn said...

*snort*....can't....talk....laughing too hard!!

Nikki, you really take the cake. I love you girl. You can keep Crumpie though...ROFL!!

Bridget said...

I just read about your Fifi win. I can't wait to see your prize.

Susan S. said...

Poor YOU and POOR CRUMPIE! I'll take the poor little fella....but maybe I'll keep him stocked with Immodium D to keep all things solid in his little dog tummy!

That sounds like such a promising day until the explosion! Dog babies...you gotta just love'em!

Mama said...

Priceless!! Nikki and so are Oz and Crumpet.

hellosweetworld said...

OMG! That is horrible! I think i would've wrecked big time! Eek!

Liz said...

Bless. Your. Heart.

joelandbecca said...

Oh poor doggie. And poor you for having to clean that up! Sorry it still smells. And that you had to throw away donuts! Hope his bottom is better and there will be no reoccurence!

The Blonde Duck said...

"His butt EXPLODED!"

You have no idea how hard I laughed. I can't breathe.

lvroftiques said...

Girlfriend I soooo know that feeling!! Being mommy to four dogs myself it's happened to me more than once. I think it took about 6 months to completely rid my car of that nasty smell! The memory just lingered and lingered! I hope you don't have to wait that long! But reading this made me feel so much better! I am no longer isolated and alone in the world of doggy poo. Lol! Vanna

Marilyn said...

Your blog is way too funny! Keep up the good work. I love it!
Marilyn

Kristy said...

oh my gosh! that is so nasty! lol you poor thing. i can't imagine what i would have done. probably wrecked with my luck. sorry your truck still stinks....*holds nose*

Sue said...

Poor Crumpie...a touch of the doggie flu?? Try tomato juice...heck it works on skunk smells....

Melissa said...

Oh that is terrible...I can't even imagine having to clean something like that up...Bless your heart. Hope Crumpie is feeling better.

Sandy said...

Poor Nikki... I'm sorry... guffaw... really... snicker... I'm so sorry... and you're right... no one is gonna steal that truck!

ko said...

ahhhhhhhhh...poor guy, and poor you!!! I bet he was mortified!!!!!!!! I bet you were SICK AS A DOG!
:)
kyley

Lisa Loo said...

Holy crap! hee But really--I go away for awhile and you have 150 followers and 111 comments??!! Are you internationally famous--did you give away money??!! No really--you are totally 150 followers worthy. I truly am sorry about the truck---good thing they are so cute!

Dayna said...

Oh my gosh!!! You are officially my favorite blog now LOL!! How horrible this happened to you but in a way it was sorta funny! LOL!! DEFINITELY NOT that it happened and it's always different when you are the one listening to the story but you have a GREAT sense of humor. I have a dog and this hasn't happened yet but I know becuase I giggled a 'bit' that it will probably happen to me soon haha!!! Try to have a wonderful day!

The Muse said...

EEEEooooooUUUUU LOL.....

Auds at Barking Mad said...

OMG you have just articulated my number one fear of riding with Casey in the Jeep. I would DIE DIE DIE a thousand deaths if he did that. JUST DEAD! So dead I'd have to be buried TWICE!

We went up to Acadia Park over Memorial Day weekend last year and took Casey. He did wonderfully on the bloody long trip. It wasn't until we got home some 12 hours later that the explosion happened. Outside, THANK GOD! However, what we didn't notice before he came back inside was that he had it smeared ALL OVER HIS BACKSIDE! OMG the mess. OMG all over my WHITE SUEDE BIG CHAIR! I just wanted to die.

Go get your self a bottle (the largest they have) of PURE vanilla extract. Mix it with pure lemon juice squeezed from the lemon. Shave off some of the rind. Put Vanilla, lemon juice and rind in bottle and shake. Strain out the rind, and spray the interior or your truck with the rest. It's the only thing that got the smell out of our house. And it's the only thing that got the barftastic smell of teenage vomit out of my Volvo. Oiy!

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

If there is any potty training involved than no thanks...LOL I'm still potty training my kid here hahhahahahhaha

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

Okay, this is not funny, but it IS funny! I'm dying here. I would have puked everywhere - Seriously.

mbkatc230 said...

I'm sorry to be laughing so hard over this, but I just can't help myself. Then the music came on and I started cracking up all over again. I work for a vet and (unfortunately) have ALOT of experience with doggie poo, but never in my car. My daughter had an explosion of this sort when she was about 10 months old - we had two dogs in the car at the time, so you get the idea. Almost had a wreck pulling into a car wash, threw her clothes out, threw out the car seat cover, hosed out the car (vinyl seats), hosed off the dogs and washed her in the bathroom sink at the gas station. I just feel sorry for the poor slob that had to change THAT trash can. Thanks for the hug laugh, I needed it today. Kathy

Michele said...

Funny, funny, funny! This post cracked me up! The song, the pictures, your description. Loooove it!

ksarra said...

Whoa!!!!

Catherinette Singleton said...

This is one of the pitfalls of being a devoted pet owner.

I have a girlfriend whose dog ate her favorite shoes. As soon as she forgave the dog, he threw up all over her. She was covered in chunks of her favorite shoes.

Annie100 said...

poor lil' crumpie!

annie100

laurie said...

That happened to me one time, and I'm not even going to tell you how long it took my car to air out-not to mention that, even after a bath, I felt like I still smelled like it that night in bed! I'm glad you could at least make us laugh about it, but I'm glad you didn't post pictures. laurie

Not The Rockefellers said...

Oh my!!! The smell!! Thank Gawd it isn't Summer. Your truck is now infected by THE BEAST. Remember that Seinfeld episode?

I have to say Bo's comment had me runnin' to the loo. But not for #2.
Hee-hee-hee so funnee, laughing so hard that I haz to pee.

Good luck with all that shizzle drizzle.

Peace - Rene

Susie Q said...

Only our Nikki could make doggie diarrhea all over your vehicle funny!
I am so sorry you had to deal with it though and SO sorry poor baby felt so bad.
God love him...
I never had to deal with this, just a lot of dog and/or cat puke in a car during our many trips here and there while Military moving or going home for holidays.
Nervous tummies and all. Pets, gotta love 'em huh?

Hugs to all of you...

Love,
Sue

beth at aunties said...

Oh Crap! I am sooo sorry! Yikes that is terrible. I am trying to not laugh... Thanks for not any taking pictures.
Bless his little heart♥
Beth~♥

Jamie said...

OMG, that totally stinks...literally ;-) I'm so sorry that happened. My oldest dog crapped in the back seat of my car a few years back so I feel your pain, haha!

btw, your paper goodie stash is on it's way...WOO HOO! Have a good night!

Jenners said...

Good grief...there are like a million comments on this post...because it is so funny. How terrible for you but great for us. No advice on how to help you...no way in hell would I take that dog. The photos totally crack me up! LOVE THIS POST!

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

OH MY! Thank you for not taking pictures of that awful mess. I'm SO sorry you had to deal with that. Ick ick and double ick!

Michael said...

ROFLMAO...Oh my god, I'm totally laughing with you, not at you. His butt explodes...LOL, I'm DYING. That is so disgusting, yet so freaking hysterical all at the same time.

On the bright side, if you're in the market for a new truck, I can see what kind of deals I can get ya :)

Justine said...

Nikki!!!!!!!! I nearly pissed myself reading this... literally! I laughed the whole time, then laughed as I carried my computer inside for Jimmy to read it, and I NEVER tell him to read blogs. I laughed while I was peeing, and was still laughing when I got back into the kitchen and Jimmy was saying, "Ewwwwwwwwww". Heeheeheeeeeeeeee Go Crumpet!

Justine :o )

Tracey said...

Congratulations on your win at Fifi Flowers....you lucky girl!!!!!!!!

Sher's Creative Expressions said...

Poor, poor puppy. I hope your puppy is feeling better!!

How about that "Smells BeGone" stuff for your truck? Or place bowls of white vinegar inside of in when it's not veing used. I will absorb the odor.

I guess your doggy was just trying to tell you grocery shopping was just a shitty idea that day!! LOL

Blessings,

Sher

Michelle said...

Only you can make exploding dog pooh funny!

Adventure girl wanna be said...

OMW! This doesn't even come close to your mess but..........Buck just came in from outside with running poop all over his neck. GROSS! Even after washing it and spraying it with everything I could find it still stinks awful!
How is your truck smellin' today?

Natalie said...

ACK!!!

I'm looking at the evil Siamese right now with a new appreciation...he has never done that.

Too funny. Because it wasn't my truck, ha!

Sorry.

Mrs de Miranda said...

okay i know its probably not supposed to be THAT funny, but i can not help myself. I laughed.Hard. But I think its because I am terrified my poor little dog will one day do the same! Im sorry! Hope the crap goes away soon!!

Cookie said...

HAHAHA! Just read this now and so sorry, I can't help but laugh!
I know your doggie made a mess on your truck but I guess Crumpie can't take it anymore.
Well, I just hope your truck smells ok now, haha.

Cookie's Corner
My Girl

jeanne said...

Hey Nikki, I have been in your situation but not in my car...Holy cow, I think I would have had a cow!!! Try white vinegar and water half and half. Then Febreeze the H... out of it. I have a dog for sale too. She is the lovely age of 15+ years of age. She has taken to rising at 5:00 AM. I walk around tired until I think it is time for a nap. This is cutting into my computer time. LOL.

Doggie love...Jeanne

Lynette said...

I don't know what is worse - cleaning that out of your truck or having to scoop a litter box. . .weekly!! They are both GROSS!!
Funny story from where I'm sitting - sorry!

Rue said...

Holy smokes Nikki! ewwww..... My brother's Great Dane did that in his show truck and he had to take everything out, even the seats and the carpet. ugh.

I hope it smells better soon! ;)
rue

Nancy said...

Hey Nikki, That's not good at all! I hope he is feeling better. Thanks for not taking pics of it..lol nancy

Straight to Your Hart said...

K-glad you clarified not drooling out the window..tehe!

THat just blows (no pun intended). So sorry for you, the car, the dogs, but more important the COKE and DONUTS..WTF!! Will they ever be the same..hmmm did they go from glazed to chocolate covered..sorry again, it just keeps spewing out my mouth!!?? LOL (should not be laughing at myself, but can't keep the words from flying all over)....

Elizabeth said...

Poor you, your truck, and Crumpet! Is he OK?

Stitchblade said...

ewwww..that totally sounds like something that would happen to me! PS you have won a blog award! Check out my blog post for the nitty gritty yo!

Sincerely Yours said...

OMG Nikki! Once again only you can turn a crappy situation into a happy one! making us laugh that is! You have no idea how much you lifted my spirits today! Thank you thank you thank you! Now I need to go change!lol Sincerely, Jeannette

Beverly said...

Oooh! Yuck!!!

I'll pick you up, and we can ride in my car. :-)

Merrie. said...

Well that is so funny and that is why my truck is equipped with an interior that you can just hose out! LOL; I am the human hostage of FOUR english bulldogs and we have many funny and stinky incidents ourselves; yesterday I poured milk for my cereal on the one doggies bowl of food before I realized what I was doing! We are big time dog lovers here ( at least I didn't eat the dog food I guess that was good!)so that precious baby is welcome anytime; of course we know you would miss that baby sooo much!!! Laughing with you and not at you; no really! Merrie

Marrdy said...

You poor thing!! There is nothing worse than dog poop inside a vehicle! And poor Crumpet, what an experience. (By the way, I won't be stealing your truck either!)

Picket said...

Aughhhhhhh! lol lol Oh my word! lol lol What a mental picture I now have! lol lol I am laughing so hard I am crying...couldn't you have at least saved one donut! lol lol Oh Lordy...I bet Ozzie was about to break his neck getting away from Crumpet! lol lol He didn't want to get any of the blame for that one! I feel for you girl! lol

Casey's trio said...

Holy S#@T! I am so glad you lived through that experience without crashing the car. I love how Ozzie is now the angel dog!

big hair envy said...

OMG!!! Please tell me that you DO NOT have cloth seats!!!!

My cat once had diarrhea in the car on the way to the vet. Fortunately, she was in a carrier, so it was reasonably contained. I had to stop by the office, bathe her (like bathing a demon), scour the carrier, and try to make it to the vet appointment on time!!!

You gotta love those animals!!!!

mbkatc230 said...

I just had to read this again, so I could share it with everyone at work. Thanks for visiting my blog, the goodies are posted at the very bottom of the page (under the Lighting of the Square post) - I'm having some layout issues! Kathy

Minxy Mimi said...

Ewwww, that is not a pleasant story!!! I am sure your truck is safe for sure! I think I would be turned off do-nuts for awhile!

jill jill bo bill said...

You must still be reading all one million comments and that is why you haven't posted yet. Drumming my fingers..... ..... .....

Happy To Be said...

Nikki girl hows that truck smelling by now?? thanks for coming by and getting your smiles hugs and smiles Gloria

Midwest Mommy said...

I just have to tell you...I stopped by to see if you had updated and when I saw that picture I giggled all over again!!!!

Shelia said...

Hi Nikkiness! I certainly hope the little fuzzy faces are being little angels!! Thanks for popping in to see me.
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

OMG!! Niki, I couldn't get my truck/car in fast enough for detailing. You made a great joke out of it. But, I'd be crying my eyes out!!!

amelia bedelia said...

why am i just now getting around to reading this!!! I'm laughing out loud! good lord, 159 comments! FABREEZE!!

Marrdy said...

OH MY GOSH....ARE YOU WATCHING THIS??? Sorry for screaming but this is too exciting! YEAH, what a great game.

Yaya said...

Hahahaha! Good imagery! Lol!

Do you have an Oreck store near you? They sell this solution that is specifically for getting rid of pet odors like this.....cost a bit, but works great!

Kate The Great said...

I am still laughing! too too funny but I do hope Crumpet is ok...

tardevil said...

I would have hurled!!!!!!!! Poor Ozzie. I do hope Santa brings you a new truck...you deserve one after having to clean that up. I believe I'd put him in dog diapers next time!!! ICK!!!!!!!!!!!

tardevil said...

I would have hurled!!!!!!!! Poor Ozzie. I do hope Santa brings you a new truck...you deserve one after having to clean that up. I believe I'd put him in dog diapers next time!!! ICK!!!!!!!!!!!

Jannie said...

I'll take him !!!! I WILL!!!!!! I've had smooshy dog poo in vehicles before.

I want him. Please.

Renna said...

OMIGOSH, that is horrible!!! Our poor little dog nearly did that once. We were on vacation, pulling our 5th wheel down the road when she started whining and getting that fretful look on her face. We knew by the gas she was passing what the problem was, but there was NOwhere to safely pull over with our trailer. We had to drive a good 20 miles after she began fretting. When we finally got out and set her on the ground, she had, as my son referred to it, projectile diarrhea. I'm serious. It landed a good foot or more away from her butt, and this was a small dog. I felt so bad for her, holding that in, but I was sooooooo happy that she did!

Becky said...

OhmG that was so funny I laughed until I cried and with my hubby's own truck just being broken in to and we are driving around with the lock broken I now have the solution
Doggie poo lol Stops theives dead in their tracks.
Becky

The Nice One said...

How's the smell these days? You can spray it with the nature's miracle and cover the area with plastic for 24 hours. Lets the enzymes work in really well.

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