Thursday, December 4, 2008

♥~ MEN...YA GOTTA GETCHA ONE ~♥

It is that time of year again. Men the world over are lining up to vie for that coveted prize....

"MAN OF THE YEAR"

That's right ladies....now is the time to get a good look at what the world has to offer in awesome men. It's a tough competition. Men have been on their best behavior in hopes of winning this important award. So lets take a look at the finalists.....


First up....The entry from the United Kingdom.





Our finalist from Poland..........




And the contender from the good old USA.......



Lets not rule out our contestant from Greece.......




Then we have Serbia...they always have a top notch candidate...





But this years title has got to go to ......drum roll.....
The Irish candidate.....He got bonus points for being so
romantic...Just look...

he's holding her hand!!!







And have you ever noticed...
Woman has man in it.
Mrs. had Mr. in it.
Female has male in it.
She has he in it.
And Madam has Adam in it.
Hmmmm I'm starting to see a pattern here. And have you ever noticed that all of women's problems seem to start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstral cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologest
And when we have REAL trouble...it's a HISterectomy.
I'm just sayin...........


118 comments:

sandy said...

Ugh! Men!

Quirkyloon said...

Oh Nikki, you've really outdone yourself girl!

I totally love this post. Hilarious doesn't begin to cover it!

I snorted out Diet Dr. Pepper!

You funny lady, you!

Jan said...

That is so funny and true. I can't believe those pictures either. How sweet of those thoughtful men. :(

I never did take the time to see all the men and man and all those words to consider. So weird.

Amanda in GA said...

I was just saying this morning that it must have been a MAN who decided that we do scouting recharting in DECEMBER! Hello only about thousand other things to get done this month.

Thanks for the laugh

Happy To Be said...

Too funny girl and who gave you permission to use my DH picture on your blog girl?? he won first prize!! have a great day dear friend...hugs and smiles Gloria

Amy said...

Men suck :D

KC Mom said...

All I know is "men" is in "men"tal...which is the world that describes the chaos of the man in my life.

The Berry's Patch said...

Good one! Even my male dog has issues.

tammy said...

Almost makes you want to change teams.

A New England Life said...

LOL! Thanks for the morning snicker Nikki : )

Luckily I found a good man who knows how to treat a woman with respect.

Chrissy said...

Hey...; got your note, I don;t know where exactly I got those photos, I always just start by going to moderncountry.blogspot.com and follow her links, I can never remember the names of the cause they are not in english... hope you find things you like!!!

Diane said...

HAHAHA! Love it! Thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed it!

Beverly said...

You've said it all. Men! What would we do without them?!!! ;-)

ann said...

so cute.the rest of the world is thinking about christmas.but noooooooo.nikki is male bashing.............why didn;t you let me know?i like to bash em too....bless their tiny,itty bitty,ever so small hearts...ann

onlymehere said...

I have got to find out where you find these pictures!! They just tell the whole story by themselves! Thanks for the laugh.

Neabear said...

Great post. Makes me appreciate my hubby more who is wonderful at putting me first most of the time. And warns me if he wants to watch a football game or something. He will even record the game if there is something else I want to do. Can't beat that!

Debbie said...

hahaaaaa!!! Oh my gosh. What a good way to start out the morning.

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

They can be a pain, but would not trade my snook-ems for the world! He's my Boogie Man... LMAO

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Bo said...

Oh Nikki...this killed me...I think I've shook some of the bushes these type guys fell out of...but, I kept shaking them and finally my DH fell out of one...
Boy, I was lucky that day! ♥ Bo

Karol said...

That's freaking awesome! Have a great friday!

Jenners said...

Awesome and hilarious post!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

JyLnC said...

So true! Thanks for the Friday smile!

Michelle said...

I think you have hit on something here! LOL!

Lizzie said...

lovin this post! i should have entered my hubby (God love him) while he watched college football all day while i unpacked boxes and moved heavy furniture. :)

no he really is helpful... most days.

have a good one.

Lee Laurie said...

I wanted to stop by here to get my morning laugh and you made me laugh more than I expected to! You are so funny! Now I can't get that song out of my head. Its some country song called 'Men'. I don't know who sings it. Some woMAN. Do you know it?
Well...my sweetie is nothing like the men in these photos. He even gets aggravated if I try to open my own car door!
Hugs,
Lee Laurie

Deb said...

Hi Nikki! Thank God! None of these desribe my man! When I first met him, being use to doing everything for myself, he was so annoying. I couldn't even open and aprin bottle without him trying to take it from my hand. So I figured that this was just his thing, he loves being needed so I have come to the point that I just let him do his thing. Deb

Mama said...

hehe you're hilarious, some serious MAN-ipulation going on here.

French Fancy said...

Man o man you are seriously good, Nikki. You should send that in for a blogging competition. :)

Justine said...

Heeheeheeeeee! Fantastic Nikki!!!!!!!

Justine :o )

Eudea-Mamia said...

Dear Hubby happens to be home from work today - he didn't find it as funny as I did.

Ask me if I care :-).

Em

Braja said...

I'm surprised you missed out the Aussies, especially since Hugh Jackman got hunkiest man alive or something...that kinda stuff needs to be balanced out with reality...

tardevil said...

Did you say LOSER OF THE YEAR! Oh, I thought so, it must have been a mistake. I love this post! Now about officer Joe, I'm guilty as charged!

The Fishers said...

You are so darn funny! I always look forward to another post from you!

Lynne said...

This was just the funniest thing... and so true..
hugs ~lynne~

Rachael said...

So funny!

gingela5 said...

Haha...so funny and true...you could have had a pic of me and my hubby from last night. I was carrying a sack of 3 2-liter bottles of coke and he had a bag of two bags of chips...Not sure how I got stuck with the heavier bag! Who says chivalry is dead?!

Kristen said...

Good one...when I was training for the half marathon I would be running along the rode and my DH would ride his bike beside me. I was glad for his company even though I wanted to push him off his bike sometimes.

Bridget said...

God Bless the American male! This really makes me appreciate my hubby so much more. Where the heck do you find these pics to go with your posts? You have a knack!

~♥~ Monica S said...

Aha!!I knew it... hahahaha!! You nailed it!!

Monica

MBB Founder and Editor Denene Millner said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So glad my husband wouldn't do this... even on a dare. Thanks for the laugh!

Ginger said...

Great post Nikki, I needed a laugh this morning.
ginger

Bobbi Jo said...

LOL you are too funny!
Hugs, Bobbi Jo

Firefly said...

LOL LOL LOL I love your posts and this one sure made my day!

ann said...

EXACTLY.I DON'T BASH EITHER.HAHA.PLEASE----------------CHECK MY BLOG SUNDAY.I LEARNED SOMETHING SO COOL.YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME.YIPEE I KY YE....YIPEEEEEEEE...ANN

lvroftiques said...

Oh my gosh I LMAO!!! (Am I allowed to say that here?*winks*) You are such a riot!! How do you even come up with this stuff?!! Kudos to those romantic Irish!! Oh girl I'm still snorting! I have to share this one! Hope you don't mind? Vanna

The Blonde Duck said...

LOL! Love it!

squawmama said...

OMG Nikki... This was so funny... I am LMAO... thanks I needed to take off a few inches... LOVE LOVE LOVE this post... Have a good one...

(((HUGS)))
Donna

Catherinette Singleton said...

Those men. They're useless sometimes, but they sure are delicious. Plus they go with most meals.

Auds at Barking Mad said...

I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but I'm so frustrated with the Brit (the man, the husband, the PINHEAD!) that I am rendered witless!

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

where was the warning???? Thank heavens I wasn't drinking anything or it would have been on my laptop. At first I thought, silly woman - I have a man and if you really want another one, I'd be happy to give him to you. LOL. But, I should have known - you just wanted to show them in all their dog-like glory.

ko said...

you crack me up!!! :) I guess your honey might be out in the dog house??? HAHA
Thanks for the PRAYERS! PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! I start mY MEDS TOMORROW!

Ma'dame French said...

This was funny I got an email with these several months ago can you believe these guys??? too funny;) French

tam said...

Oh sister you really hit the nail on the head today! Men-AARRGGH -can't live with them and can't live without them? Well on second thought maybe we could! LoL!
And re-taining is almost impossible with some of those buggars~ I know I've tried!!!
I have to admit I have been successful on some fronts-but other's AAARRRGGHH!!! But hey I guess I had better not complain too much right now-with my "BIG Project" I have my husband helping me with-huh? LoL!
Have an awesome weekend!
~Tam :D

Shannon said...

That is too funny! I think milk came out of my nose I was laughing so hard!

Not The Rockefellers said...

Soooooo funnny!!! Thanks for making me laugh. It's really a man's world for theses dudes.

Wife Swap with them, anyone?

Peace - Rene

GaleForceOne said...

Loved this one...I thoroughly enjoyed the guy from the UK...making the chic sleep outside the tent LAWL...its terrible :)

Good thing Jared isn't like that!!

Chris said...

I'm a little late with my comments, but I still wanted to tell how you make me laugh, even as tired as I am.

Love ya,
Chris

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

And this is why I remain blissfully single! lol

Kady

tara @ kidz said...

This is HE-larious! I think I should nominate my husband for his behavior of late. We've both had the exact same stomach flu bug, but somehow he thinks he's more sick than I am and asks me to get him drinks, blankets, etc, etc.... All while I'm caring for the child and my own sick self. He's a wonderful man most of the time, then he has moments like that! Argh.

Michael said...

Hey, all of us aren't bad :)

Diane said...

Oh I love it! You're on a roll girl! ☺ Diane

dana wyzard said...

That was truly easy to read and enjoyable to the max. Now I understand why YOU have so many more readers than I do.

NO I DON'T. I'M TIRED OF BEING NICE.

Jessica said...

I just KNEW I could find a giggle here.

J. :)

Donna@designson47thstreet said...

You nut! You always make me laugh. hahahahaha

Nancy said...

Now, this is the truth, if I've ever heard it!!!!! LOL Nancy

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

Nikki, You have to be the funniest woman I know. I love that when I visit your blog I know I'm going to leave with a smile.
Hugs, Terrie

Midwest Mommy said...

Oh this is great! You made me giggle.

jeanne said...

Hello Nikki, Love the contenders for man of the year. NOT. What is wrong with those women? That would not be me, unless I thought my 'guy' might break something. Then I will haul it to my death. LOL. My dh is always willing to help but sometimes his help can be a hazard. What a guy.

The Biltmore is an amazing place to visit. This is the first time we visited at Christmas. Beautiful.

You are in the drawing today. Good luck.

Hugs... Jeanne

imjacobsmom said...

Even my Mom is LHAO, this is great one today! ~ Robyn

Michele said...

Great!! And what about the whole
history vs herstory thing?

Braja said...

Nikki, you are totally crumpety. How do you keep up with all these people. It makes me love you more for coming and seeing me so often and always saying nice things...mwahhhh!

Anonymous said...

So TRUE !!!! lol


Kathy :)

eve cleveland said...

Nikkster....
I am in awe of you..while still giving Jesus all the glory for your talent! How in the world do you: A. Find all these nutty pics of me and my various husbands? and 2.Put it all in a story so funny that my sons look forward to reading your blog at breakfast? Girl...I tell you what! I want to start a "I HEART NIKKI" fan club. Y'all email me!
Eve

Shannon said...

Aw, I teared up a little bit at Mr. Ireland...

If only I could get my hubby to show me some romance like that...

laurie said...

OK, I knew when I read the title of this posting that I'd better be near a bathroom, because I knew I'd almost wet my pants, and I was right! I had to run in the bathroom before I could leave this comment. As close as I was to the bathroom, I was laughing so hard, I almost didn't make it. Now that my bladder is empty, I'm going back for another look. laurie

Southern Lady said...

Brilliant post, Nikki ... There's a lot of truth to what you said. After all, pictures are worth a 1,000 words, so they say ... lol

Blueberry Buttons said...

Love it! OMG, I think I see my husband in one of those pics :) So tell me, have you picked out the Christmas present yet? You know, the smith & wesson or a glock or ????, loved the comment you left and I totally believe it!

ladyfi said...

Oh that was just too funny!

THanks for giving me a good laugh!

Darlene said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

amiable amy said...

Wow! Those are truly extremely awakening photos...reality bites.It's amazing that you compile these in the humor side. Funny but true.Couldn't help but laugh and sigh.I'm going crazy with men...hahaha!

Janie said...

Girl. You always crack me up!

Becky said...

Girl, you jus ain't right!!! LOL!

Alyson (New England Living) said...

Those are hilarious! Thank goodness I have a good one!

Sue said...

I do love how someone mentioned that "Men" is in Mental.....how true is that....and I have two of them (sr. and jr.) who's picture is next to that word in the dictionary!

Rachael said...

Very, very funny! I noticed a bit of a "cigarette theme" going on with these men!

You are an endless fountain of hilarity....I don't know how you do it :-)

cedwards55 said...

Nikki, You are the funniest person I know. Nothing like this post to make me feel blessed in my singleness!!!! I know there are good ones out there. Just not in my part of the country!!!!

Raxx - A day in the life said...

ROTFLMAO!! NOt what I was expecting! I laughed so hard! Nikki you kill me!

joelandbecca said...

Like that line on Legally Blonde, where the feminist says the word Semester is a sign of males domninance of Semen to Ovaries, so she is petitioning for the next semester to be called the winter ovester. Sorry if I just said a bad word on your blog!

Jamie said...

Hey you funny lady! You've just won my giveaway & I've posted a link to you from my blog! Send me your address so your goods can be on their merry way :-)

jamie@stampinmom.com

And yes, I really did almost pee myself after reading this post...hillarious!

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Goodness gracious...I don't quite know where to begin...

Tracey said...

Thanks for reminding me of some good reasons I am not married!! LOL

bloggin' Chrystal said...

Girl...where do you get this stuff? Are you awake at night with all this going through your mind. YOU never fail to make me smile....even when you may not be meaning to...LOL! MEN!

salmagundi said...

Isn't that the truth!! Why???? Sally

Charli and me said...

This is just so funny! I hope you are having a nice weekend. I bet your decorating your Christmas tree. Did Oz and Crumpet write out their Christmas list?

Lynne said...

Nikki, I hope you got the info about the lamp... I can see you might be a little buried here... This post is just too cute..have a great w/k..hugs ~lynne~

Leslie said...

Haha, those pictures are hilarious!! Those women are crazy, I would NEVER let my man make me do all the hard labor by myself!!! All of his limbs would have to be broken before he'd get away with that!!

mishebe said...

So friggn true. Love it. And i just flicked each of those male contestants too. Jerks... mishelle

Geri said...

So true! Men are at the root of all women's problem and all evil in the world.

xinex said...

Soooo funny! Nikki, thanks for coming by Laurie's blog and leaving a nice ocment about our dining room. Merry Christmas to you and your family!....Christine

Becky said...

I have definately found the blog to give me a laugh when I need one.
I don't know how you come up with it but I am so glad that you do.
The world needs to laugh.
Blessings to our laugh maker!
Becky

Kelli@SassySouthernMom said...

Hilarious!! And so true....

Bridget said...

Don't worry, I do more than my fair share towards global warming. We'll have you thawed out in not time!

Michael said...

Hey Nikki,

I finished my paper this week, but no grade yet. I'm happy with my work and I think I'll get a decent grade. But if she screws me over, I'll let you know where to find her, lol!

Take care,
Michael :o)

Cathy said...

Hey ..Nikki...thanks for praying for my SIL. She is still in ICU...we are waiting for a good report!

Cathy

bernthis said...

First time here. What a great post, sadly I believe I have dated each and every one of the Romeos.

Picket said...

OHhhh Now see there..that's why I couldn't live in another country...I'd pitch a fit and start a rebellion! lol lol They'd be calling me a brazen woman and have me hitched to a whipping post in the town square! lol lol Thanks for coming by friend...hope you are having a beautiful Sunday!

Fifi Flowers said...

FUNNY! Those photos are INTERESTING... lol!
ENJOY visiting you always!

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA! I love this!

Kathi~Lavender, Lace and Thyme said...

Now Nikki, these are all wonderful candidates but you've forgotten one important man.....I seem to recall a husband sleeping :), he really should have been included here! :D

Pedaling said...

you get alot of comments.
those are bad, but i kinda get the bike man in the tent one.

Pearce Fam said...

Ha ha ha! You get my vote for funniest blog of the day! :)

Jill said...

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not sure if this comment is going under the right post but I had some trouble getting it to pull up! With my first word I am sure you can figure it out! That has happened to me before with doggie puke! GROSS! I am sick to my tummy. Poor you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jill said...

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not sure if this comment is going under the right post but I had some trouble getting it to pull up! With my first word I am sure you can figure it out! That has happened to me before with doggie puke! GROSS! I am sick to my tummy. Poor you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Straight to Your Hart said...

LOL...using MENthal-latem to ease the sickness in my chest...It burns like a mother flugin...but d$@#it I need it....giggle, cough, cough!!

Michaela said...

That is too funny! Gotta love the man on the tractor - at least he's not making the ladies walk!!
I have an award for you on my blog :)

Yaya said...

These are too funny!

Renna said...

Be still my heart!

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