Wednesday, June 17, 2009

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~












I wish.......................Everyone would recycle




I wish.....................my dogs weren't so full of crap so this would work! However I know I could do it by sticking it their ears!!!!




I wish.........................I knew what they did with them after they win????



I wish...................I understood... Call me old fashioned...but whatever happened to Tinker toys?




I wish..............roller skates hadn't gone all "fashion forward"




I wish.......................to tell the makers of Slim Fast......YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER GRILL if this is gonna work for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I wish..........................we could just make her go away. (BUT NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO WEAR FOR HALLOWEEN!)




I wish......................I could come up with a caption for this....but it doesn't need one.



I wish.........................to point out that the quarter doesn't buy you the whole machine there sweetie!




I wish........................They made snowsuits in adult sizes.




I wish.....................to say go ahead...wet yourself. I would!



I wish..................that all of you my bloggy friends....have summers full of THIS!
AND THAT YOU DON'T FORGET ME WHILE I'M GONE!

166 comments:

MamabearMills said...

hahahha..once again i love it ! nice doggy butthole shot! real nice! lol

Lindsey! said...

At least I know the real reason you are to busy to blog:)

natalie said...

OH. Wow. The pictures you post never cease to amaze me. The skates?!? And..ewww...the game?! Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh!

Kristina P. said...

Boo for bloggy vacations from Nikki! And that ice hockey weird picture will haunt me forever.

A Southern Rose said...

That costume is too funny! I might have to do that this Halloween!

Anonymous said...

What? Lindsey just gave a little something away?

Oooo that's cold. Cuz I know Funny Nikki won't tell us.

I WISH SHE WOULD! heh he

Another great and funny post woman! Have a great vacation, but come back soon, k?

Unknown said...

Awww, someone got summer cuts! They look adorable! Happy Bloggy Vacation!

Thanks for making me laugh outloud!

Simply Donna...... said...

Great post, thanks for the laugh!

Ally said...

There were some real weird ones today Nikki...so glad I didnt just eat lunch, oh wait I did.

Have a fun vacation! =)

Heather said...

Happy blogcation/vacation!!!

mCat said...

Enjoy your blogcation! And thanks as always for the freakin funny Wednesday posts! I laugh out loud every single time!

Anonymous said...

Oh I've missed you doggies!

kado! said...

your dogs butt made me laugh!!!

...what are those things in the "toy" machine?? I thought they were onions until I bigified them...are they Boobs? What?? I'm freaked out!!

yea...that naked lady on the sled...will haunt me forever! AGH!

Anonymous said...

LOL some of those pictures are wild. I can't believe that lady on the sled. It looks like your little guys are enjoying their summer ♥

Tootsie said...

I miss your crazy self already!!! have fun!

Four Paws and Co said...

So many good ones, but the best are your boys! Have a great blogcation! I'll be here when you get back! ☺ Diane

Shauna said...

LOL! Love your posts woman :) Come on over to my place to enter to win a dozen long stem roses!
http://trying2staycalm.blogspot.com/2009/06/one-dozen-long-stem-roses-giveaway.html

Darlene said...

Oh I hope you have a great bloggy break. So has your pool warmed up enough for YOU to swim in it?

Again, cracking up at all the pictures!!!!

Michele said...

Hehehehehe....I love it. That's just not right with that fat chick trying to get something out of the machine...ewwwww.

Have a great blogcation!

Hugz,
Michele

Aleta said...

Yep, I noticed you were missing from the blog. I came by yesterday and thought, 'Hmmmm, no way will she miss the I wish Wednesday post" and here you! Yeah!

Ok, the dog's butt in the air - hilarious!

Oh my - high heel roller skates? NOT for me....

Where oh where do you get the slim fast ads - too funny!

And the candy machine lady - some people shouldn't wear low rise jeans.

We won't forget you, but we WILL miss you!!

Beth at Aunties said...

Whoa! Oh my where to start!?
I hope you enjoy your time off and know your aren't far from our thoughts!

Nancy Rosalina said...

Nikki,

I love your wishes...this time! You always have good ones!

Enjoy your Summer, but don't stay gone to long! Nancy

Stacy Uncorked said...

As always, Priceless!!

I love that your doggies are swimming in the pool - spoiled rotten...the only way to be! ;)

Enjoy your summer - but I know you won't be too far away... ;)

Welcome to the Garden of Egan said...

Wow! Those were great. I am going
To miss you while you are blogcationing. Be sure to wear sunscreen.
Thanks for the costume ideas!!!

Ginger said...

Another great post for Wednesday. So darn funny.
We'll all be here when you get back. Have a fun break from blogging.

ko said...

u kill me!! I am crackin up!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS..the vending machine chic was making me a little nauseous!!! I hope those pups of yours are having a grand ol time in the pool!!! Mine love the pool too!!! :) Luv ya

Marrdy said...

I'll miss you! And you are welcome to use my kat Specker Becker anytime! He looks just like that big fat lazy cat!

Laura Marchant said...

Forget you? Never! Have a great vacation.

The Nice One said...

How fun! THanks for the chuckles!

Frequent Traveler said...

Aaaaack to the roller skates and that uhmmmm rope over a cliff into nothingness ! Will definitely miss you, but enjoy yourself ! I'll be doing the kitty relax maneuver until you return :)

Happy To Be/ Gl♥ria said...

Girl I'm missing you already...hope you enjoy your time off my friend...I wish you to hurry back..love your humor..May you have a great one...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

Salmagundi said...

Wherever you are going have a great time! Love the swimming pictures of the dogs. Sally

Kat said...

As usual, you made my day! (Hey I'm easily amused, what can I say) I love the kiddo at the beach, what a face. And the sledding naked person - yuk! And do we REALLY want to know what they do with those prizes after they win??? Have a great break! Kathy

Ginny said...

Nicki,
I just wanted to say that I hope you enjoy your time off, I want you to know that I will miss you! Your I wish Wednesdays are the highlight of my week, so yes I live a sad lonely little life...
Come back soon,
Gin

bj said...

Have fun, girl...

Fragrant Liar said...

I'm with that cat! I just wanna lay out and do NOTHING! Is that what you're doing???

I have a pfatty cat at my house and she lays over the side of my tub like that. It's hysterical.

Trina said...

Another priceless I wish Wednesday!

I have seen an old car turned into a storm shelter before. It looked like it had crashed into the ground.

The skates...oh my! I don't even wear heels, much less anything like that.

Did the person at the snack machine not check herself out in a mirror before she left home? OH GROSS! And the lady on the sled???

Yep, I'd have wet myself. Or maybe I wouldn't because to do that, I'd have to be so wasted that I wouldn't realize what I was doing. And I don't get that wasted.

I will be lying out on the deck at the lake Friday and Saturday. Ahhh!!!

Enjoy your vacay!!! We'll miss you!

Pedaling said...

why is fat funny?

squawmama said...

This was way too funny my friend... I always know I am in for a ear to ear smile on I Wish Wednesday... Love Ya...

(((HUGS)))
Donna

Anne said...

WTF between that bus and those shoes, I am messed up in the head today!

Then there is the snack machine girl (term used lightly)... who needs to rethink her wardrobe! DAYYYuuuuuuMMMMM!

Amelia said...

I'm with you on that whole Slim Fast thingy!! Ha! Have fun where ever you are! Smiles:)

Becky said...

Still shuddering between the lady on the sled and the vending machine. I just don't understand...

Kathy said...

Bye Ozzie and Crumpet have a great blogcation, behave yourselves if you can lol, Nikki have fun, will miss you and your hilarious posts loads. Maybe I will take up the toboggan or in her case tobiguns hehe to-big-uns haha, bbfn, Kathy.

Bo said...

No, No Nikki...say it ain't so! Please don't leave us with a hot, dry & miserable summer without your wit & wisdom...If I could only find a swimsuit to fit this gi-normous butt of mine, I'd fly in to your house & douse myself in your gorgeous pool...oh, yes I would! Whatever you are up to please have FUN & then come back to all of us that depend on you for our laughs & frivolities in our mundane lives!!!
Big hugs, ;-) Bo

Anonymous said...

Those skates are something else! Another very funny post. That sandcastle kid is just too cute.

-FringeGirl

Anonymous said...

Hi Nikkiness! Oh, the boys look great in their summer haircuts and chilling in the pool! Oh the life! Have a good blogcation!
be a sweetie,
Shelia :)

Becky said...

But....but, whose gonna make us laugh now?!!!!! We're gonna miss ya!! Have a GREAT blogcation!

Tracey said...

LOL...These wishes cracked me up!
My wish is for you to have a great blogcation!
:) Tracey

Jane In The Jungle said...

Ok this one is priceless!!! Girl you are so funny! And since Lindsey had such an interesting comment...better tell her we're all gonna run over to her blog and start twisting her arm....
Have a great whatever it is that you're really doing!

PS I don't even think and XXL snowsuit would've helped!

Danyelle Ferguson said...

LOL! Happy Blogcation!!!

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Hurry back!

Southern Lady said...

I hope you enjoy your vacation, Nikki. I'll look forward to hearing all about it when you return. We're going to miss you.

Anonymous said...

Alright missy, you have a good blogcation (but not too good, I don't know if I can live too long without your 'I wish Wed's,' tee hee. Now your daughter seems to have the scoop, but I won't go pester her for the info...I'll just have to accept it and lavish you love when you get back ;-) Chat soon Nikki,

Jamie :)

Laura said...

I'm still giggling at the two wet dogs! Have a fun vacation - I'm going on one too!

Jenners said...

I wish....you have a great vacation!

Michelle said...

I hope you have a great blogcation!

roy/elisabeth dean said...

I would SO wear those heels....jut for laughs! I love high heels, but those are waaaaaay too small for her!

I'm afraid that thong on snack machine girl is going to have to be surgically removed!

Have a wonderful vacay~
♥ you,Lilly

Green Girl said...

Enjoy your vacation with your cute doggies!

cedwards55 said...

Have a great time Nikki but hurry back. We'll miss you!

Anonymous said...

Forget you are you kidding ???

LOL again !!!

Have a great time....

Kathy :)

Reinvent Dad said...

I'm curious to know what was in the underground school bus?

Beth said...

You say that last part as if we were really able to forget you. Puh-leeze! Have a great summer!

Jessica said...

LOL~ great post! Love your babies in the pool! Enjoy your break. :)

Hugs~ J

Debbie said...

Once again I don't know where you come up with these! I LOVE the alzheimers one at the end...priceless! Great post!

Bobbi Jo Nichols said...

Ok that post was FUNNY! I looks so forward to your Wednesday posts. Nobody does it better. Hugs, Bobbi Jo

raxx a day in the life said...

Nikki! one of your funniest evah!! (that's trinidadian for ever)

Oh my octagon mom made me spit out my coffee!! and poor ernie in the background!

I'll miss you chickie, hurry back and thanks for the laughs!

Unknown said...

That octomom costume was genius!! Looks like Oz and Crumpit are having a fine summer! I wonder if my dog would hang out in the pool.
I think I'm feeling snow burns on my chest since I saw that picture of the lady sledding in her birthday suit instead of a snow suit.

onlymehere said...

Okay, so now that I'm done laughing I have to say I really am starting to feel like my mind is doing what you last picture says! Enjoy your blogcation! If you have time before you go, stop over and see what's new! It "could" be worth your time! Cindy

LadyFi said...

Love the pic of the vet's light shining out the other end of that dog!

Have a great summer!

Carolynn Anctil said...

These are great, as usual. Have a great time on your vacation!

Dawn Parsons Smith said...

It's all just brilliant! We'll miss you! Enjoy your blogcation! I know mine made a huge difference for me!

John Deere Mom said...

Ha! Love the sandcastle kid! And the vending machine girl? I think someone needs an intervention...

Anonymous said...

Hey I didn't know it was LEGAL to take a blogcation!!!! Maybe there's help for me at last!!! I'm starting to HATE it.

Beverly said...

I wish you all the joy that you give to all of us.

Enjoy! I'll be awaiting your return.

Swirl Girl said...

I wish you a happy blogcation!

The Blonde Duck said...

I love the dog one!

tammy said...

I wish to say thanks....I think I've found this year's costume too.

And I'm not talking about the naked hockey.

Anonymous said...

When I stop laughing, I just might be able to leave a sensible comment. What a terrific post.

Jill said...

Love all the pics.. my daughter got a kick out of the claw with the onions. I told her since she loves wasting my money in those machines so much I am going to ship her there so I can at least get some use out of the prizes!

Mammatalk said...

Enjoy your summer! I just was writing about blogging being a winter sport. Very true!

Bargain Decorating with Laurie said...

I wish I wasn't going to miss you while you're on blogcation! Have a good one! laurie

Grand Pooba said...

I just want to marry "I Wish Wednesdays"!!!!



...and the dogs...

Carma Sez said...

The I Hate Sandcastles photo is one of those pics I can look at over and over and still smile :D Too funny.

Have a Bodacious Blogcation!!

Shawn said...

Where do you FIND these pictures?

They are amazing! heh, heh...

Have a good one.

Life on the Edge said...

Oz's little butt was too funny.

That octo-mom costume made me laugh my head off!

The woman on the sled? Oh my...oh my. What is the chance she is accidentally going to freeze her nips completely off on the way down the hill?

I'll sure miss you while you're gone!

Kady

Cheryl said...

Hey, I have missed you. Love your blogs and dogs. Hope you are having a great summer!

Anonymous said...

HAVE A GREAT BREAK NIKKI!!!! I Guess I'll have to put laughing my butt off on hold for a while???? Don't get into too much trouble! Will miss you! Sincerely, Jeannette

pam said...

I am mesmerized by the school bus.

onlymehere said...

I'm kind of hoping he doesn't go to Texas bz that's where my son-in-law is from!! He's from the Austin area and has lost most of his accent. He grew up in Utah until he was about six or so and then his mom moved to Texas after her divorce from her dad. His dad's lived all over but right now is in Central Utah. I think Trav will go somewhere French speaking as he's had two years of it in school and loves it. He has a heart condition so he'll probably be stateside (according to his doctor) but you just never know! That's why I chose Canada, bz they speak French in many places. It will be interesting, that's for sure! Thanks for entering the give-away, good luck!! Only God knows who the winner will be, LOL!! Cindy

onlymehere said...

P.S. I was keeping the fact that he spoke French a bit of a secret so no one had an advantage but since you've already guessed I thought it was okay to tell you!!

Michael said...

LOL...I lost it at the pic of Ozzie's little butt sticking up in the air. Too funny!

Mimi Sue said...

Hilarious, as usual. Have a nice blogation. Mimi

Devon said...

Must have those roller skates...

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

oh my gosh, is that a crane machine full of little boobies?!?!?! Freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a fun vacation, we'll miss you!

Anonymous said...

Glad I bumped into this blog. I looked back to the pictures again and again and they still made me smile..^^

Anonymous said...

BTW, your dog is adorable.. Such a cutie..

Heather said...

Have a wonderful blogcation with your two cute pups!!

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Oh man, just when I finally get to your blog again, you're gone again! Have a great vacay!!!!

Becky said...

OH MY GOSH!!! Where DO you get these pictures! I am laughing my butt off!!

Thanks!;)

French Fancy... said...

I've come back just in time to see you drive off in the distance. bye bye to the nikki crumpet gang - come back soon

Justine said...

I think you forget to mention WHY you're taking a little blog vacation. FARM TOWN ADDICTION. Come on, you know it's true!
And OMG, where those BOOBIES in that game machine?

Justine :o )

Jannie Funster said...

Oh. YOUR SITE IS SOOOO GOOD!!!!

Thanks.

xo

Picket said...

Morning Nikki..great and funny post as always girl....hope you have a great time during you blog vacation...tell us all about it when you get back!

Lizzie said...

have a super fabulous summer my dear!!!!

Lisa Loo said...

W.O.W.

The lady on the sled. So many questions I have. Like--when she stands up, do you suppose that contraption stays stuck to her? And maybe she should have got a few of those onions to pad her ride--those babies are looking like some serious low riders...

And just by way of explanation--I was just exhausted after putting that $1.50 in change into that vending machine. I was just resting while my candy bar was on its way down.

I have told my children that I WILL have Alzheimer's and I WILL enjoy it!

Lisa Loo said...

PS--I WILL MISS YOU (she said at the wailing wall as she tore her clothes in despair...

Susie Q said...

Oh you silly you. Is there anything cuter than a doggie's butt? I know I am sick but they have such cute ones! I love my Kip's tushie..it is SO cute as are YOUR babies' butts. But I also love human baby butts. SO cute. And I have seen a few grown men behinds that are pretty spiffy BUTT I digress.I could keep talking about BUTTS, BUTT I should move on now. I need to run as my BUTT is getting tired from all this sitting and blogging.

You always make me laugh and smile...love ya for that and alot of other things too!

Sue

Anne Fannie said...

Is that a thong on the hoofer at the vending machine?
Have a great vacation sweet one!
~Ann

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Nikki...forget you? Why, I could sooner forget....Why I could sooner forget.....
Crap...I forgot!!

Hugs,
Mona

CB said...

I hope you are enjoying your summer so far Nikki!

My signature trademark is waxed lips so I definately need to find the giant size!! Those rocked AND you are right they would definately make a great Halloween costume - that was funny octomama look alike!!

Have a Ball whatever you are doing!!

Bre said...

hahahaha, this stuff never gets old! too funny!!! :)

Fifi Flowers said...

ENJOY your blogcation!!! I will MISS your humor!!! THese were great!! LOVE the dog flashlight trick... and the quarter doens't buy the whole machine... WHY WHY WHY do people dress like that when they look like that... ooooh silly moi... it's for YOU to show us!!!!
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!
Fifi

Sue said...

I love that last photo....it's perfect!! Have a good break..keep the boys out of trouble and I hope your back real soon...I need your weekly dose of laughter....Sue.

Shell in your Pocket said...

Crazy pictures...just crazy~
sandy toe

wendy said...

Your I Wish Wednesdays are always fun. WHERE 0h WHERE do you find those photos. I want some stilettos with wheels on them. I have missed your blog lately, things have been hectic, but I will try and do better now

onlymehere said...

It's only been 10 days since your last post but I'm missing my Nikki fix!! Hope you're having a great break. Cindy

Diane J. said...

I just stumbled across your blog and have to say thanks for the laughs...maybe a few nightmares, too (vending machine attack, EEK!). What to say about the shoes? Freaky!

Ann said...

That is such a cool post. Once again, you've managed to put a smile on my face.

Enjoy your blogcation...

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Gawd! Where do you find this stuff? I love that last one! And the one before that. And the one before that. etc.

Rachel said...

I wish I knew what the heck was in that Japanese game machine?!

Auds at Barking Mad said...

I can't even recall if I've left a comment before this, but I keep coming back to this particular IWW because it's so freakin' funny. I need to just make a folder of all your IWW and that way I can spend the entire day giggling at my leisure. *lol*

BTW woman...where the heck are ya?

Anne Fannie said...

I'm having withdrawals....

Jessica said...

Okay~ it's time for you to come back!

Y-O-U are M-I-S-S-E-D!

Nana said...

How could we ever forget you!!!

Who are you again?

Sue said...

Hi Nikki and the boys!! I know your taking a break but wanted to stop by and wish you a very Happy
4th. of July!! Sue in Atlanta

Lisa Loo said...

Hey you--just passing thru---hope all is well and have a great 4th. And really--I understand the vacation--just know that I miss you!

santamaker said...

Hey Nikki, you crazy broad, just because I've been taking a blogging break, doesn't mean you gotta copy! Now, get off your hiney and post somethin'! I just recycled an old post cause I was too lazy to make a new one..he he!

ko said...

missing you!

Phyllis said...

Don't get into too much trouble during your blogcation!

The Painted Garden said...

Oh Boys - you have done it again and made all of us laugh. Wishing you and your family a wonderful vacation time.
Blessings,
Erin and Bentley

onlymehere said...

I'm hoping that the dogs are loving the summer hanging out in the pool. I can just picture them in their little speedos soaking up the sun! Hope you're having a great time too lazing around in that bikini of yours you keep in the back of the drawer!!! Cindy

Nancy Rosalina said...

Miss you Nikki! This blogcation is too long ;) Hope you are having a great Summer! Nancy

Susan (Between Naps On The Porch.net) said...

Nikki, Happy Vacation! Thanks for all the giggles! See ya when ya get back! Susan

Bo said...

Hi Nikki...Great minds think alike???!!! I am also on official blog-break as of yesterday, even though I've been gone for weeks before...I also hope to be back in the fall...I hope your summer is wonderful dear girl...see you later! ♥ Bo

Anonymous said...

Thinking of you Nikki! The frown lines from lack of laughter are setting in!!!lol Hope you are well - no response needed just wanted to let you know I miss you! Sincerely, Jeannette

Jadehollow said...

Just wanted to pop in and say Hi.. and let you know you've been missed. I hope you're enjoying your lil summer break.. I know you are living it up in that gorgis pool.
Hugs,
Debbie

Unknown said...

this is great!!!

here from Mommy from the Midwest

Laura Marchant said...

Are you ok? You are on one long vacay? lol

♥ Braja said...

Aw, come on Nikki Crumpet :)) Where you gone? :))

Anonymous said...

I'm with Braja.

Say, Say my playmate
Come out and play with me
and bring your dollies 3
climb up my apple tree
slide down my rain barrel
into my cellar door
and we'll be jolly friends
forever more - more - more !

Now please stop having fun in RL and make it fun for us again here in the blogosphere! *smile*

Just missing my Nikki fixes.

Anonymous said...

Miss you :)

Today is my bday and no rain HOORAY !!!

Kathy :)

Stacy Uncorked said...

Just checking in to see how your blogcation is going...miss you! ;)

French Fancy... said...

Nikki - that's one long holiday you are having - hope it's a tremendous one

x

Anne Fannie said...

That is one LONG Vacation! Just stopped by to see if you are back yet! I am having a 200 Post giveaway this week. Find time to stop by!
~Ann

ko said...

just wanted to tell you i miss you tons!!!!!!!! :)

Heather said...

ROTFL!!!!!! Oh my goodness! I have tears!

Hope you are doing well!

Heather:)

onlymehere said...

Are you a prune yet? Ready to come out of the pool or are you still working on the tan? I miss you Nikki and hope that you're having a great time on break. Cindy

Kristen Andrews said...

enjoy your blogcation love your I wish wednesdays

Kristina P. said...

Booooooooo! Come back!

Jan said...

Just stopped to say hello and hope your summer is well. We miss you out here. Lonely.

Kathi~Lavender, Lace and Thyme said...

Oh Nikki, you crack me up! I hope you're having a wonderful summer and enjoying your beautiful yard!

Hugs,
Kathi :)

Tootsie said...

I MISS YOU!!!

Ann said...

I WISH I had found your blog sooner. Love it.

Together We Save said...

You are so funny. I love this post. Where did you get all these pictures?

dana said...

OK--enough of a vacation, already!! Don't you know how much you're missed? :( Dana

Anonymous said...

We miiiiiiss yoooooou Nikki, Crumpie & Ozzie...anxiously awaiting your return, but hope you are having a blast!

Jamie :)

King of New York Hacks said...

Looks like you spent a day in Midtown New York LOL !!

jeanne said...

Hi Nikki, thinking of you and missing your fun posts. We just arrived home from kc after a 10 day visit there.

I we see you again soon. And I hope your vacation is fab. Like you girl.

Hugs...Jeanne

Susie Q said...

How are things Nikki girl??

Love,
Sue

Rue said...

I miss you :(

xo,
rue

Adry said...

Oh my gosh - I haven't laughed this hard at a blog in some time! Those pictures are hysterical. And the one about octomom...that one I had to go back to before it hit me who it was. priceless. Thanks for the post! come visit me at http://maxedmom.blogspot.com

SmilingSally said...

Aren't you getting tired of your blog vacation?

JennyMac said...

You must come back. I loved every bit of this.

Beth at Aunties said...

Just want you to know I am missing you and hope you are enjoying your blogging vacation. You deserve one for the laughter and joy you bring!:)

Beth~♥

Jane In The Jungle said...

OK just checking in to make sure you realize how long you've been gone!! Miss ya......

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