Tuesday, August 4, 2009

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~(10 minutes early)

I'm baaaaaaaack. And I'd just like to say thanks to all of you who actually noticed I was gone. It's heart warming to know I was sort of missed. And I missed you all so very much. I can't wait to catch up on what everyone has been doing. Although It's gonna take me awhile. . . . .


I wish...........that I could say that I haven't ever seen this look on my hubby's face. ..but I have....and more than once.




I wish..........................I was a cat....they get away with everything.





I wish................my summer wardrobe was this stylish!





I wish.....................to tell Weight Watchers.....GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY!






I wish......................To say AMEN! Piddle on toilet seats is not classy....you ever sit before a thorough inspection?????







I wish.........................to give kudos for keeping it on the rail. Nice work!






I wish.......................Personal responsibility was still in style.





I wish......................to get me one of these snazzy mailboxes. Heck...most of the stuff that goes in mine is total crap anyway!






I wish.....................that mine came with the recliner option.



I wish....................to reserve a burial plot...dude's gonna need one.






I wish...................Ozzie hadn't left me for this woman....or was it for the squash?





I wish.............this wasn't true. ....but sadly my septic tank and Washington are filled with the exact same crap!






I wish.....................we all had a mommy to love us this much. All together now.....AWWWWWWWWW








I wish...................no wait....I KNOW I'm gonna have me one of these babies when I get old and feeble. You'll be gettin the heck out of my way or wishin you had!




I wish.......................I could take Kristina to New York....although this "almost made it to New York" post is too hilarious to miss...so maybe it was good she didn't make it. (and Kristina....why is your crotch so close to your ankles....and below your dress???)






I wish...............to also inform Kristina that THIS is how you work a "Bump it"!!



Thanks for dropping by....and I hope your wishes come true faster than I publish new posts!

142 comments:

imjacobsmom said...

HI Nikki, I'm glad to see you up and running again and back in true form. ~ Robyn

Jen R. said...

Funny funny! Missed you!

D said...

Glad you are back. We missed our laughs on Wednesdays.

D

Devri said...

missed you! even though I haven't been around much either!

ok so the suburban, That is one feakishly lucky person or persons! I about pee'd my self just lookin' at it and wondering the what if!

And Why you noticin' kristinas crotch for, poor girl, leave her alone, maybe that is why she wears her snuggie so much! lol just teasing Kristina! much love to boths of youz!

Aileigh said...

Awwww... Welcome back! I sure have missed you! :)

Susie Q said...

There's our Nikki...so, how's the Farm? *laugh*

We all need a good dose or three of your blog each week to keep us going don'tcha know. Ozzie! leaving your funny Mom for a squash?? I'm shocked!!

Love,
Sue

Kristina P. said...

I wish you didn't go on bloggy vacation so much.

And I have problems with my crotch. Thanks for getting into my issues.

You are awesome!

Shelia said...

Nikkiness! You're back! I was beginning to worry about you! You were gone so long! Glad you're back in full force with your funnies! Hope you got some rest while you were away!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Welcome back! Loved so many of your I wishes that I don't know which one to choose as my favorite.

Beth at Aunties said...

I was concerned also but am glad you are back. I hope your vacation was really relaxing and you took time to enjoy all those you love.
I thought of you as we prepared Miss P Mc Call for girls camp today and the comment you once left on Jan's blog. I hope she has a fantastic time. :) Your comment was one of the most memorable comments that will always stay with me! You make a BIG difference in this blog land!

Hugs, *C*

Tamara Jansen said...

Thanks for the chuckle. Good to see you're back!

Anne Fannie said...

Nikki, so glad to see you are back! You were missed in Blogland!
Great I Wish Wednesday!
~Ann

Pedaling said...

finally, woman, don't ever do that to us again!

my fave?
the cat on the phone: can you hear me now!

welcome back.

Shawn said...

Heh, heh----thought it was a fluke when you showed up on my blog roll!! Great stuff as usual! Keep em coming!

Fifi Flowers said...

FAB FAB FAB to have YOU back!!! I just twittered YOU!!!
You give moi the best laughs!!!
Fifi

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Yea! Nikki is back! Been missin' all of your wishin'. What is that woman doing with that giant squash? I'm sooo glad to again be able to come over here and get a laugh now and then. laurie

squawmama said...

YEAH!!!! I am so glad your back and bringing smiles to my face in more ways then ever!!! Love Ya SIS

(((HUGS)))
Donna

Mrs. B. Silly said...

I'm getting me one of those wheel chairs too, race ya!

LadyFi said...

Hurray - you're back! Hope you had a good time while away...

Love all of these pictures, although I must say the first one is apt and the tanker carrying political promises is just hilarious!

Tristan said...

Glad our back!!

I wish...our baby would pretty please show us it's goods later today (Wed.)....lol!

Lilly said...

I got my wish, you are back.

mbkatc230 said...

Yippee! I'm so glad you're back. Hope you had a nice break. Happy to see that you're right back at it giving me my Wednesday morning spit coffee through my nose fix! Kathy

Valerie said...

Love starting the day with a good laugh - thank you!!!!!

Lynn from For Love or Funny said...

I'm so glad you're back! I've been checking my google reader every day. I love your posts!

santamaker said...

Hey Nikki, welcome back to the funny farm, girl. You were missed! Now..... what the hell were you up to?!??????? Where is the note from your Mama to excuse your absence?

SmilingSally said...

Thanks for the laughs! You made my day.

Phyllis said...

I am so glad you're back! I've started to email you so many times but was afraid you'd think I was being nosey!

I sure missed your goofy humor!!!

Jessica said...

YEAH! You're back....I was just thinking about you last night. :) You were MISSED!

Great post....got my morning giggle {and coffee} so now I can face the day.

Big hugs~ J

Midwest Mommy said...

Yay! You're back :-)

Cindy said...

Welcome Back Nikki!
I knew something was missing on my blog dashboard. That dude in his stylish summer wardrobe is making me jealous! LOL, Cindy

John Deere Mom said...

I squealed, squealed I tell you when I saw your post in my reader! Yay! So glad you're back. And this post? Was awesome!

Connie said...

Nice to see your post this morning and I was wondering the same thing about Kristina's "figure", honey!
xoxo,
Connie

Gaston Studio said...

I was also missing for a while there, and am glad you're also back. Love that photo of the puppy and hen; inspiring.

Jane In The Jungle said...

Sooooooo glad you're back!!!!! And just last night I was asking about you, LOL!

That dude is rockin' in those undies......

Love the new pics of your palace also.

Chris said...

You've made my day complete, Funny Girl.

Love Ya,
Chris

onlymehere said...

You're definitely baaaaaaaack!! I missed you so much! I bet Ozzie comes back too bz you know he really can't survive without Crumpet! Who would he manipulate? So are you going to post your fantastic tan that you have to have by now since I just know you've been laying out by the pool all day?!!! If you're like me though you just burn and peel. Anyway, I'm so very glad you're back bz I missed laughing every Wed.! Cindy

Ginny said...

Nikki,
So glad you are back, I missed you, checked in often to see if you had returned. Hope you had a great refreshing time! Love the posts, the first one.. Oh yea that would be me and poor Stuart! Lovely man just sits there and acts like he is listening!
Keep em coming
Hugs
Gin

Justine said...

Woo hoo, the farmin' bitch is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, that mailbox and your comment on her were hysterical! And awwwwwwwwwwwwww... chicken sitting on a puppy? Too cute!

Justine :o )

Not The Rockefellers said...

wednesday's just got better again...
and my husband is the master of keeping that couch from floating around...that's his special move...

Peace - Rene
WElcome Back! We missed you..

salmagundi said...

Welcome back!! Looking forward to many entertaining posts about what kept you away for so long. Missed you and the dogs. Sally

Suchismita said...

Very entertaining blog, but you knew that. Love the dogs. have two of my own. Very creative!

aforestfrolic said...

Oh Nikki, of course we NOTICED and missed you sooo much!! Love that first one, freakin' hilarious as always! So watcha been up to missy ;-)

Jamie :)

cindy said...

Oh goodie! Nikki's back in action. Looking forward to your future posts! ~Cindy~

M-Cat said...

BEST.DAY.EVER! Nikki's back!! And on my favorite day of all....her wishful Wednesday's! The planets are now realigned properly

natalie said...

You're back! Thanks for pointing out KP's crotch being so not modestly covered! HAA!! Playboy's gonna get a hold of that one. ka-ching.

Becky said...

So glad you're back!!!! I've really missed your humor!!!

KC Mom said...

Nice to have you back! Pictures are worth more than a thousand words on your blog. Hope you'll be around more! ;)

Quirkyloon said...

Thank goodness you are BACK! I've missed you wicked hard!

I didn't realize how much I needed the "snorty" wishful Wednesdays til I read this one!

Thanks! *smile*

The Nice One said...

You're BACK! Yippee!
Bumpits....lol....I don't understand them....

Darlene said...

YAY you are back!!! Hope you have been having a fabulous summer!

Donna Marie said...

Hey... Welcome back Nikki!

xxxoxoxox
Donna Marie

carma said...

I am embarrassed to admit that I may have tried The Bumpit last week :D

Simply Donna...... said...

Yay, so glad to have you back. Great Wednesday pics. Hope you are having a good day.

ss said...

Glad you are back....I have been watching for your return....your blog makes me smile. Thank you!

Michelle said...

Hey Nikki.......welcome back! I hope you enjoyed your bloggy break? :)

Anne Alagna said...

OMG! You are back!!!!! I am so freakin glad you are back! You make Wednesdays/Thursdays so much fuN!

And what the heck! Is that recliner HOVERING????

Cherie said...

You were definately missed woman!
Thanks for the laughs today!! I definately want to be a commando Grandma with you and Kristina, in New York with my hair bumped up!! And damn the toilets! When I'm 80 I'll pee on them if I want to!!! Hee hee

Ginger said...

I'm glad you are back and that you didn't leave your wacky humor on the farm. Now where are my favorite pups? lol
Love ya

She Seeketh Wool and Flax said...

I was totally having a Blah, Blah, Blah, withdrawal. Yelling at my computer and spasing out. Withdrawals all in check now, thank you for fixing that
Cheryl

Sandi @the WhistleStop Cafe said...

Where do you find these things? Glad to see you back!

Michele said...

Toooo funny! I'm so glad you're back...missed you tons!

Hugz,
Michele

Rue said...

Sooooo glad you're back :)

What is up with the bump it?! My neighbor just bought one LOL

xo,
rue

Sunny said...

Thanks for making me laugh, your blog is great!
Sunny :)

A Joyful Chaos said...

Glad to have you back! We missed you.

Becky said...

Yay!!! You're back!

I love the couch swing. LMAO! Can you imagine how much work HAD to of gone into that!!!! OMGosh! They had to of been VERY serious about wanting that recliner for a swingm lol!

Stephanie Faris said...

I LOVE that restroom sign. Please remain seated for the entire performance. OH how I wish they'd hang that sign in my work bathroom!

9405018--Pat said...

missed you....well back....Pat H

A New England Life said...

Where you been girl? Hope you are having a wonderful summer!

There's always so much going on in your posts I don't even know where to start. This one was hysterical! I'm thinking my girls should try the bump it! Do you think that's a southern thing? You know, Texas style hair.

Give hugs to Crumpet and Ozzie for me : )

Sharon

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

Yay, you're back! Does this mean you couldn't get to Farm Town today? lol

Love that wheelchair. My client would ROCK in that!

Oh please oh please tell me that you personally did not go to bangedup.com to get that pic about the machine with no brain. You do NOT want to go there, trust me...you just really don't!

Thanks for bringing me laughs with another great I Wish Wednesday post!

Kady

Laura said...

Oh, I've missed your boys so much! Glad you're back - oh yeah, I've missed you too! Love this post!

Diane @ Four Paws and Co said...

Welcome Back Nikki! I've really missed these. ☺ Diane

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I just saw you commenting on someone else's blog and thought, "Oh My God! Nikki's back - woo hoo!" Man, how did I not see this sooner? I've got you in my Google Reader and EVERYTHING!

Welcome back, sweetie! I missed you!

♥Trina♥ said...

Woo Hoo!!! Nikki is back!!!

Missed you, girl!

Heather said...

YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!

My reason for living on Wednesdays (or Thursdays, as the case may be) is back! :D

WOO-HOO!

Good to see you in the blogosphere instead of just over in Farm Town, my dear! :D xoxo

Carolynn said...

Welcome back, Kiddo! Thanks for the laughs! I do love that kitty with the telephone headpiece! Your commentary really makes the photos.

You gonna let us know where you've been hiding out for so long....?

Marrdy said...

Glad you're back. I have missed you!! And guess what? You're still making me shoot Diet Coke out my nose!!

Sandy Toes said...

I love the truck with the saying on the back!!! How true that is!!!

Missed you! But, I have been a bad blogger too!
sandy toe

roy/elisabeth dean said...

Now I'M on a bloggy break!
Glad you're back....
♥,Lilly

MJ's doghouse said...

i think it is more likely that that woman left ozzie for the squash...ps i love your i wish wednesdays

The Blonde Duck said...

I'm glad you're back! Love the chicken and puppy pic!

Donna said...

Love the pics. Especially the ones with the cat, the 2 dogs,and the one with the puppy and the chicken. That is so cute!

Miranda said...

So glad you're back...I've missed your humor!

Alyson (New England Living) said...

I missed your humor! Welcome back. I loved the crotch comment. haha

Kado! said...

Missed you SOOOOO Much! Love my weekly dose of Blah, Blah, Blah wishes!

LOL...I didn't notice Kristina's crotch...but now that is Funny!!!

have fun attacking you Google reader...mine still won't read "0" I think it is broken.....

Sincerely Yours said...

Hi Nikki! So glad you are back now I can laugh again!!!lol Hope you enjoyed your break and are all refreshed and ready to get worn out again!!!lol Maybe we can race on the old and feeble machine!!!lol Sincerely, Jeannette (and yes my Dan has also had the same look!!!)

Sincerely Yours said...

Oh I meant the dogs NOT the weird dude outfit!!! Jeannette lol

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

Woo-Hoo! I am happy dancing to see you again. Okay, well, I don't "see" you, but you know what I mean. I have missed you so. Oh I'm hugging you through the computer!!!!
Never leave again. Promise me.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

WooHoo!!! You're Baaaaaaccccckkkk!!

You've been missed. In case you were wondering. Thanks for the funny! ;)

The Garden of Egan said...

Great to have you back!

jori-o said...

Yay! Glad to see you back!

Mimi Sue said...

Glad you're back. Mimi

Lee Laurie said...

I'm so glad that you are back! You make my day!

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Goodness gracious...I was wondering about you. Glad you're back!!

The Painted Garden said...

Hi Niki,

So glad to have you back in Blog Land. As usual your post makes me laugh out loud - LOL - where do you get so many wonderful photos?
Hi to Crumpet and Ozgood from Bentley.
Have lovely week.
Blessings,
Erin

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

Oh yes, I've missed you SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much girl!!!! I love your posts!!! I need that bump it help because as everyone tells me, Utah gals have the biggest hair! :)

Bobbi Jo said...

Nikki I have missed your wonderful posts. So glad you are back with us in the blog world. Hugs, Bobbi Jo

Fragrant Liar said...

Nikki Nikki Bo Bikki, Banana Fanna Fo Fikki, Fee Fi Fo, Mikki. NIKKI!

You're back! Glad to see you come out with an I Wish Wednesday Bang! As you can see, you were missed!

Hey, that bearded guy in the pink polkadot tighties is Leslie. He is an Austin icon, believe it or not. Even ran for mayor! When you come to Austin, you just say, take me to Leslie Cochran, and you'll likely end up down on 6th Street and there he'll be!

Fragrant Liar said...

Oh, and Leslie is homeless.

dana said...

It's about time you showed up again---and I'm so glad you have. This post was an injection of humor that I REALLY needed!! So does anyone have an empty Tidy Cat bucket I could have? I think my neighbors would love to see our new mailbox made out of one of those! :)

Now, stay with us.....don't take off like that again anytime soon!! L, Dana

Coco said...

YAY I am glad you are back! I need some laughter back into my life!

Krissie said...

Hi Nikki,

I am a first time reader of your blog love this post I especially love the cat!! I know exactly how it feels~LOL~ Can't wait to read your next post!

Smiles
Krissie :)

Shewinn8 said...

Welcome back! I totally blamed my lack of blogging lately on the fact that you took a break. Everytime I felt bad about not blogging I checked yours and when there wasn't a post....I figured I didn't have to either. lol

Lori said...

Glad your back!!! i've been away for a while as well!!!! Still just as funny as ever!!!

LiLu said...

Oh man... that guy in a thong cannot be unseen! Ugh... :-)

Aleta said...

WOO HOO!!!! You're back!!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!

You had me laughing from the very first one and all the way to the end!

bj said...

Good to have ya back, Nikki..
What happened? Ya got your farm completely done and now you are back to blogging? :O)

Tracey said...

Glad you are back Nikki! Of course you were missed. I go through a lot of kitty litter areound here, so I'll have to send you an empty bucket so you can start working on that mailbox...LOL!
Tracey

BRONNY said...

You kill me with your pics!! Glad you are back! Sue

Lizzie said...

YEAH! so glad your back :)

Devon said...

IN regards to that last picture - whats that saying, "the bigger the hair, the closer to God."?

French Fancy said...

Welcome back my favourite Mormon in the whole world - you and Brandon Flowers tie for first place

xx

Bee and Rose said...

So happy for your fabulous return! I love this post...every single bit of it!

Charli and me said...

It's great to see you back Nikki. I loved your post and I hope you had a wonderful vacation.

Lynette said...

Hello there ma'am! Been missing you - totally understand you're blogcation - everyone needs one once in a while - and now that you're back - you did it in style!!

Love the "gas truck" and the "bump-it" - shout out to Kristina P - she is just to funny!!

Have a good Tuesday -

jeanne said...

Hurray Nikki's back and right on with her wish lists. Did I recognize the hen photo? Big smile. I sure have missed you Nikki. Being back to blog is a good thing. Love it all and it is a good feeling to laugh at your post again.

Have a great day.

Hugs...Jeanne

Emma said...

Funny thanks for the laugh!

applecrumbles said...

Great to have you back. Love your posts, they are always so funny.

Sue said...

Hi Nikki.....nice to see you and your craziness back in blogland...you need to post more!! I need the laughs.....Sue in Atlanta

bj said...

Gosh, it's been so long, when I saw your comment, I gulped !!
Glad you are back to visiting. What happened...run out of things to do on your farm??

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

Glad to see you back :) fun post as always!

Gypsy Lala said...

Cool picture, I like the toilet notice.

lilsista said...

Hey! Welcome back! I have been waiting soooooo long! I needed a good laugh....thanks for being back and the stress release for those of us who are so tightly wound! Ha! Have a great day!
Smiles:0)!

H.K. said...

I missed you Nikki! Though I have been semi-MIA this summer too! I'm so glad to have you posting Wishful Wednesdays again, it's nice to have to something to laugh at loud to in the middle of the week! These days I need the laugh! (why do I use so many exclamation marks!)

Lee said...

That was the best laugh of the day.... I see why people blog... I am new to it... just checking out the world of bloggers. You are a hoot!

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

The wheel chair did it! I'm on the floor here!

amiable amy said...

These are awesome thoughts as usual. Funny , realistic and love the septic tank photo....hehehe.

Came by for a visit. God bless and thanks for brighten my day.

Audrey at Barking Mad! said...

Welcome back! Oh good Lord woman, how I've missed you and your IWW. Hell, I've missed your blog and you, period.

I sooo needed this laugh.

Muahhhhhh!

The CT Traveler said...

Great post!! Glad I found your blog.
Rebecca

Chris said...

Are you alright? I miss you.

Hugs,
Chris

joelandbecca said...

Looks like the whole world already commented! Welcome back! You are hilarious as always, and the only blog I have ever talked politics with. So bring on your opinions about Washington! They always make me laugh!

Heather said...

Oh, that Kristina is one funny lady. And my husband got that look on his face just the other day when I brought up the subject of decorating our bedroom. I get no respect.

Mammatalk said...

So glad to have you back!

Nana said...

Glad your back Wednesday's have not been the same. I have not really been around either, but no one notices when I leave.

wendy said...

Nice to see your Wednesday wishes again. YES ---I did notice you were gone, duh.
I am back now as well --we have high speed internet now --YAY!!
So I should be back to stealing your photos anytime now (tee,hee)
take care

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

Nikki, It's good to see you again. You always make me smile. Have a great day!
Hugs, Terrie

Anonymous said...

Hey there nice lady how was your time off ???

I have been taking time away too for the summer....

Kathy :)

jeanne said...

Nikki, I sure am missing you girl. come back!!!

Love ya, Jeanne

angelamaas0031 said...

This was so totally hilarious!

Angela
http://thesuburbanjungle.blogspot.com

Sandy said...

I am never disappointed when I visit you! That was SO funny and SO good!

disa said...
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kanishk said...

Glad you are back. We missed our laughs on Wednesdays. Work from home India

Mammatalk said...

Come back to us!

 

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