I wish.......................Everyone would recycle
I wish.....................my dogs weren't so full of crap so this would work! However I know I could do it by sticking it their ears!!!!
I wish.........................I knew what they did with them after they win????
I wish...................I understood... Call me old fashioned...but whatever happened to Tinker toys?
I wish..............roller skates hadn't gone all "fashion forward"
I wish.......................to tell the makers of Slim Fast......YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER GRILL if this is gonna work for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish..........................we could just make her go away. (BUT NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO WEAR FOR HALLOWEEN!)
I wish......................I could come up with a caption for this....but it doesn't need one.
I wish.........................to point out that the quarter doesn't buy you the whole machine there sweetie!
I wish........................They made snowsuits in adult sizes.
I wish.....................to say go ahead...wet yourself. I would!
I wish..................that all of you my bloggy friends....have summers full of THIS!
AND THAT YOU DON'T FORGET ME WHILE I'M GONE!
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166 comments:
hahahha..once again i love it ! nice doggy butthole shot! real nice! lol
At least I know the real reason you are to busy to blog:)
OH. Wow. The pictures you post never cease to amaze me. The skates?!? And..ewww...the game?! Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh!
Boo for bloggy vacations from Nikki! And that ice hockey weird picture will haunt me forever.
That costume is too funny! I might have to do that this Halloween!
What? Lindsey just gave a little something away?
Oooo that's cold. Cuz I know Funny Nikki won't tell us.
I WISH SHE WOULD! heh he
Another great and funny post woman! Have a great vacation, but come back soon, k?
Awww, someone got summer cuts! They look adorable! Happy Bloggy Vacation!
Thanks for making me laugh outloud!
Great post, thanks for the laugh!
There were some real weird ones today Nikki...so glad I didnt just eat lunch, oh wait I did.
Have a fun vacation! =)
Happy blogcation/vacation!!!
Enjoy your blogcation! And thanks as always for the freakin funny Wednesday posts! I laugh out loud every single time!
Oh I've missed you doggies!
your dogs butt made me laugh!!!
...what are those things in the "toy" machine?? I thought they were onions until I bigified them...are they Boobs? What?? I'm freaked out!!
yea...that naked lady on the sled...will haunt me forever! AGH!
LOL some of those pictures are wild. I can't believe that lady on the sled. It looks like your little guys are enjoying their summer ♥
I miss your crazy self already!!! have fun!
So many good ones, but the best are your boys! Have a great blogcation! I'll be here when you get back! ☺ Diane
LOL! Love your posts woman :) Come on over to my place to enter to win a dozen long stem roses!
http://trying2staycalm.blogspot.com/2009/06/one-dozen-long-stem-roses-giveaway.html
Oh I hope you have a great bloggy break. So has your pool warmed up enough for YOU to swim in it?
Again, cracking up at all the pictures!!!!
Hehehehehe....I love it. That's just not right with that fat chick trying to get something out of the machine...ewwwww.
Have a great blogcation!
Hugz,
Michele
Yep, I noticed you were missing from the blog. I came by yesterday and thought, 'Hmmmm, no way will she miss the I wish Wednesday post" and here you! Yeah!
Ok, the dog's butt in the air - hilarious!
Oh my - high heel roller skates? NOT for me....
Where oh where do you get the slim fast ads - too funny!
And the candy machine lady - some people shouldn't wear low rise jeans.
We won't forget you, but we WILL miss you!!
Whoa! Oh my where to start!?
I hope you enjoy your time off and know your aren't far from our thoughts!
Nikki,
I love your wishes...this time! You always have good ones!
Enjoy your Summer, but don't stay gone to long! Nancy
As always, Priceless!!
I love that your doggies are swimming in the pool - spoiled rotten...the only way to be! ;)
Enjoy your summer - but I know you won't be too far away... ;)
Wow! Those were great. I am going
To miss you while you are blogcationing. Be sure to wear sunscreen.
Thanks for the costume ideas!!!
Another great post for Wednesday. So darn funny.
We'll all be here when you get back. Have a fun break from blogging.
u kill me!! I am crackin up!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS..the vending machine chic was making me a little nauseous!!! I hope those pups of yours are having a grand ol time in the pool!!! Mine love the pool too!!! :) Luv ya
I'll miss you! And you are welcome to use my kat Specker Becker anytime! He looks just like that big fat lazy cat!
Forget you? Never! Have a great vacation.
How fun! THanks for the chuckles!
Aaaaack to the roller skates and that uhmmmm rope over a cliff into nothingness ! Will definitely miss you, but enjoy yourself ! I'll be doing the kitty relax maneuver until you return :)
Girl I'm missing you already...hope you enjoy your time off my friend...I wish you to hurry back..love your humor..May you have a great one...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
Wherever you are going have a great time! Love the swimming pictures of the dogs. Sally
As usual, you made my day! (Hey I'm easily amused, what can I say) I love the kiddo at the beach, what a face. And the sledding naked person - yuk! And do we REALLY want to know what they do with those prizes after they win??? Have a great break! Kathy
Nicki,
I just wanted to say that I hope you enjoy your time off, I want you to know that I will miss you! Your I wish Wednesdays are the highlight of my week, so yes I live a sad lonely little life...
Come back soon,
Gin
Have fun, girl...
I'm with that cat! I just wanna lay out and do NOTHING! Is that what you're doing???
I have a pfatty cat at my house and she lays over the side of my tub like that. It's hysterical.
Another priceless I wish Wednesday!
I have seen an old car turned into a storm shelter before. It looked like it had crashed into the ground.
The skates...oh my! I don't even wear heels, much less anything like that.
Did the person at the snack machine not check herself out in a mirror before she left home? OH GROSS! And the lady on the sled???
Yep, I'd have wet myself. Or maybe I wouldn't because to do that, I'd have to be so wasted that I wouldn't realize what I was doing. And I don't get that wasted.
I will be lying out on the deck at the lake Friday and Saturday. Ahhh!!!
Enjoy your vacay!!! We'll miss you!
why is fat funny?
This was way too funny my friend... I always know I am in for a ear to ear smile on I Wish Wednesday... Love Ya...
(((HUGS)))
Donna
WTF between that bus and those shoes, I am messed up in the head today!
Then there is the snack machine girl (term used lightly)... who needs to rethink her wardrobe! DAYYYuuuuuuMMMMM!
I'm with you on that whole Slim Fast thingy!! Ha! Have fun where ever you are! Smiles:)
Still shuddering between the lady on the sled and the vending machine. I just don't understand...
Bye Ozzie and Crumpet have a great blogcation, behave yourselves if you can lol, Nikki have fun, will miss you and your hilarious posts loads. Maybe I will take up the toboggan or in her case tobiguns hehe to-big-uns haha, bbfn, Kathy.
No, No Nikki...say it ain't so! Please don't leave us with a hot, dry & miserable summer without your wit & wisdom...If I could only find a swimsuit to fit this gi-normous butt of mine, I'd fly in to your house & douse myself in your gorgeous pool...oh, yes I would! Whatever you are up to please have FUN & then come back to all of us that depend on you for our laughs & frivolities in our mundane lives!!!
Big hugs, ;-) Bo
Those skates are something else! Another very funny post. That sandcastle kid is just too cute.
-FringeGirl
Hi Nikkiness! Oh, the boys look great in their summer haircuts and chilling in the pool! Oh the life! Have a good blogcation!
be a sweetie,
Shelia :)
But....but, whose gonna make us laugh now?!!!!! We're gonna miss ya!! Have a GREAT blogcation!
LOL...These wishes cracked me up!
My wish is for you to have a great blogcation!
:) Tracey
Ok this one is priceless!!! Girl you are so funny! And since Lindsey had such an interesting comment...better tell her we're all gonna run over to her blog and start twisting her arm....
Have a great whatever it is that you're really doing!
PS I don't even think and XXL snowsuit would've helped!
LOL! Happy Blogcation!!!
Hurry back!
I hope you enjoy your vacation, Nikki. I'll look forward to hearing all about it when you return. We're going to miss you.
Alright missy, you have a good blogcation (but not too good, I don't know if I can live too long without your 'I wish Wed's,' tee hee. Now your daughter seems to have the scoop, but I won't go pester her for the info...I'll just have to accept it and lavish you love when you get back ;-) Chat soon Nikki,
Jamie :)
I'm still giggling at the two wet dogs! Have a fun vacation - I'm going on one too!
I wish....you have a great vacation!
I hope you have a great blogcation!
I would SO wear those heels....jut for laughs! I love high heels, but those are waaaaaay too small for her!
I'm afraid that thong on snack machine girl is going to have to be surgically removed!
Have a wonderful vacay~
♥ you,Lilly
Enjoy your vacation with your cute doggies!
Have a great time Nikki but hurry back. We'll miss you!
Forget you are you kidding ???
LOL again !!!
Have a great time....
Kathy :)
I'm curious to know what was in the underground school bus?
You say that last part as if we were really able to forget you. Puh-leeze! Have a great summer!
LOL~ great post! Love your babies in the pool! Enjoy your break. :)
Hugs~ J
Once again I don't know where you come up with these! I LOVE the alzheimers one at the end...priceless! Great post!
Ok that post was FUNNY! I looks so forward to your Wednesday posts. Nobody does it better. Hugs, Bobbi Jo
Nikki! one of your funniest evah!! (that's trinidadian for ever)
Oh my octagon mom made me spit out my coffee!! and poor ernie in the background!
I'll miss you chickie, hurry back and thanks for the laughs!
That octomom costume was genius!! Looks like Oz and Crumpit are having a fine summer! I wonder if my dog would hang out in the pool.
I think I'm feeling snow burns on my chest since I saw that picture of the lady sledding in her birthday suit instead of a snow suit.
Okay, so now that I'm done laughing I have to say I really am starting to feel like my mind is doing what you last picture says! Enjoy your blogcation! If you have time before you go, stop over and see what's new! It "could" be worth your time! Cindy
Love the pic of the vet's light shining out the other end of that dog!
Have a great summer!
These are great, as usual. Have a great time on your vacation!
It's all just brilliant! We'll miss you! Enjoy your blogcation! I know mine made a huge difference for me!
Ha! Love the sandcastle kid! And the vending machine girl? I think someone needs an intervention...
Hey I didn't know it was LEGAL to take a blogcation!!!! Maybe there's help for me at last!!! I'm starting to HATE it.
I wish you all the joy that you give to all of us.
Enjoy! I'll be awaiting your return.
I wish you a happy blogcation!
I love the dog one!
I wish to say thanks....I think I've found this year's costume too.
And I'm not talking about the naked hockey.
When I stop laughing, I just might be able to leave a sensible comment. What a terrific post.
Love all the pics.. my daughter got a kick out of the claw with the onions. I told her since she loves wasting my money in those machines so much I am going to ship her there so I can at least get some use out of the prizes!
Enjoy your summer! I just was writing about blogging being a winter sport. Very true!
I wish I wasn't going to miss you while you're on blogcation! Have a good one! laurie
I just want to marry "I Wish Wednesdays"!!!!
...and the dogs...
The I Hate Sandcastles photo is one of those pics I can look at over and over and still smile :D Too funny.
Have a Bodacious Blogcation!!
Where do you FIND these pictures?
They are amazing! heh, heh...
Have a good one.
Oz's little butt was too funny.
That octo-mom costume made me laugh my head off!
The woman on the sled? Oh my...oh my. What is the chance she is accidentally going to freeze her nips completely off on the way down the hill?
I'll sure miss you while you're gone!
Kady
Hey, I have missed you. Love your blogs and dogs. Hope you are having a great summer!
HAVE A GREAT BREAK NIKKI!!!! I Guess I'll have to put laughing my butt off on hold for a while???? Don't get into too much trouble! Will miss you! Sincerely, Jeannette
I am mesmerized by the school bus.
I'm kind of hoping he doesn't go to Texas bz that's where my son-in-law is from!! He's from the Austin area and has lost most of his accent. He grew up in Utah until he was about six or so and then his mom moved to Texas after her divorce from her dad. His dad's lived all over but right now is in Central Utah. I think Trav will go somewhere French speaking as he's had two years of it in school and loves it. He has a heart condition so he'll probably be stateside (according to his doctor) but you just never know! That's why I chose Canada, bz they speak French in many places. It will be interesting, that's for sure! Thanks for entering the give-away, good luck!! Only God knows who the winner will be, LOL!! Cindy
P.S. I was keeping the fact that he spoke French a bit of a secret so no one had an advantage but since you've already guessed I thought it was okay to tell you!!
LOL...I lost it at the pic of Ozzie's little butt sticking up in the air. Too funny!
Hilarious, as usual. Have a nice blogation. Mimi
Must have those roller skates...
oh my gosh, is that a crane machine full of little boobies?!?!?! Freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a fun vacation, we'll miss you!
Glad I bumped into this blog. I looked back to the pictures again and again and they still made me smile..^^
BTW, your dog is adorable.. Such a cutie..
Have a wonderful blogcation with your two cute pups!!
Oh man, just when I finally get to your blog again, you're gone again! Have a great vacay!!!!
OH MY GOSH!!! Where DO you get these pictures! I am laughing my butt off!!
Thanks!;)
I've come back just in time to see you drive off in the distance. bye bye to the nikki crumpet gang - come back soon
I think you forget to mention WHY you're taking a little blog vacation. FARM TOWN ADDICTION. Come on, you know it's true!
And OMG, where those BOOBIES in that game machine?
Justine :o )
Oh. YOUR SITE IS SOOOO GOOD!!!!
Thanks.
xo
Morning Nikki..great and funny post as always girl....hope you have a great time during you blog vacation...tell us all about it when you get back!
have a super fabulous summer my dear!!!!
W.O.W.
The lady on the sled. So many questions I have. Like--when she stands up, do you suppose that contraption stays stuck to her? And maybe she should have got a few of those onions to pad her ride--those babies are looking like some serious low riders...
And just by way of explanation--I was just exhausted after putting that $1.50 in change into that vending machine. I was just resting while my candy bar was on its way down.
I have told my children that I WILL have Alzheimer's and I WILL enjoy it!
PS--I WILL MISS YOU (she said at the wailing wall as she tore her clothes in despair...
Oh you silly you. Is there anything cuter than a doggie's butt? I know I am sick but they have such cute ones! I love my Kip's tushie..it is SO cute as are YOUR babies' butts. But I also love human baby butts. SO cute. And I have seen a few grown men behinds that are pretty spiffy BUTT I digress.I could keep talking about BUTTS, BUTT I should move on now. I need to run as my BUTT is getting tired from all this sitting and blogging.
You always make me laugh and smile...love ya for that and alot of other things too!
Sue
Is that a thong on the hoofer at the vending machine?
Have a great vacation sweet one!
~Ann
Nikki...forget you? Why, I could sooner forget....Why I could sooner forget.....
Crap...I forgot!!
Hugs,
Mona
I hope you are enjoying your summer so far Nikki!
My signature trademark is waxed lips so I definately need to find the giant size!! Those rocked AND you are right they would definately make a great Halloween costume - that was funny octomama look alike!!
Have a Ball whatever you are doing!!
hahahaha, this stuff never gets old! too funny!!! :)
ENJOY your blogcation!!! I will MISS your humor!!! THese were great!! LOVE the dog flashlight trick... and the quarter doens't buy the whole machine... WHY WHY WHY do people dress like that when they look like that... ooooh silly moi... it's for YOU to show us!!!!
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!
Fifi
I love that last photo....it's perfect!! Have a good break..keep the boys out of trouble and I hope your back real soon...I need your weekly dose of laughter....Sue.
Crazy pictures...just crazy~
sandy toe
Your I Wish Wednesdays are always fun. WHERE 0h WHERE do you find those photos. I want some stilettos with wheels on them. I have missed your blog lately, things have been hectic, but I will try and do better now
It's only been 10 days since your last post but I'm missing my Nikki fix!! Hope you're having a great break. Cindy
I just stumbled across your blog and have to say thanks for the laughs...maybe a few nightmares, too (vending machine attack, EEK!). What to say about the shoes? Freaky!
That is such a cool post. Once again, you've managed to put a smile on my face.
Enjoy your blogcation...
Gawd! Where do you find this stuff? I love that last one! And the one before that. And the one before that. etc.
I wish I knew what the heck was in that Japanese game machine?!
I can't even recall if I've left a comment before this, but I keep coming back to this particular IWW because it's so freakin' funny. I need to just make a folder of all your IWW and that way I can spend the entire day giggling at my leisure. *lol*
BTW woman...where the heck are ya?
I'm having withdrawals....
Okay~ it's time for you to come back!
Y-O-U are M-I-S-S-E-D!
How could we ever forget you!!!
Who are you again?
Hi Nikki and the boys!! I know your taking a break but wanted to stop by and wish you a very Happy
4th. of July!! Sue in Atlanta
Hey you--just passing thru---hope all is well and have a great 4th. And really--I understand the vacation--just know that I miss you!
Hey Nikki, you crazy broad, just because I've been taking a blogging break, doesn't mean you gotta copy! Now, get off your hiney and post somethin'! I just recycled an old post cause I was too lazy to make a new one..he he!
missing you!
Don't get into too much trouble during your blogcation!
Oh Boys - you have done it again and made all of us laugh. Wishing you and your family a wonderful vacation time.
Blessings,
Erin and Bentley
I'm hoping that the dogs are loving the summer hanging out in the pool. I can just picture them in their little speedos soaking up the sun! Hope you're having a great time too lazing around in that bikini of yours you keep in the back of the drawer!!! Cindy
Miss you Nikki! This blogcation is too long ;) Hope you are having a great Summer! Nancy
Nikki, Happy Vacation! Thanks for all the giggles! See ya when ya get back! Susan
Hi Nikki...Great minds think alike???!!! I am also on official blog-break as of yesterday, even though I've been gone for weeks before...I also hope to be back in the fall...I hope your summer is wonderful dear girl...see you later! ♥ Bo
Thinking of you Nikki! The frown lines from lack of laughter are setting in!!!lol Hope you are well - no response needed just wanted to let you know I miss you! Sincerely, Jeannette
Just wanted to pop in and say Hi.. and let you know you've been missed. I hope you're enjoying your lil summer break.. I know you are living it up in that gorgis pool.
Hugs,
Debbie
this is great!!!
here from Mommy from the Midwest
Are you ok? You are on one long vacay? lol
Aw, come on Nikki Crumpet :)) Where you gone? :))
I'm with Braja.
Say, Say my playmate
Come out and play with me
and bring your dollies 3
climb up my apple tree
slide down my rain barrel
into my cellar door
and we'll be jolly friends
forever more - more - more !
Now please stop having fun in RL and make it fun for us again here in the blogosphere! *smile*
Just missing my Nikki fixes.
Miss you :)
Today is my bday and no rain HOORAY !!!
Kathy :)
Just checking in to see how your blogcation is going...miss you! ;)
Nikki - that's one long holiday you are having - hope it's a tremendous one
x
That is one LONG Vacation! Just stopped by to see if you are back yet! I am having a 200 Post giveaway this week. Find time to stop by!
~Ann
just wanted to tell you i miss you tons!!!!!!!! :)
ROTFL!!!!!! Oh my goodness! I have tears!
Hope you are doing well!
Heather:)
Are you a prune yet? Ready to come out of the pool or are you still working on the tan? I miss you Nikki and hope that you're having a great time on break. Cindy
enjoy your blogcation love your I wish wednesdays
Booooooooo! Come back!
Just stopped to say hello and hope your summer is well. We miss you out here. Lonely.
Oh Nikki, you crack me up! I hope you're having a wonderful summer and enjoying your beautiful yard!
Hugs,
Kathi :)
I MISS YOU!!!
I WISH I had found your blog sooner. Love it.
You are so funny. I love this post. Where did you get all these pictures?
OK--enough of a vacation, already!! Don't you know how much you're missed? :( Dana
We miiiiiiss yoooooou Nikki, Crumpie & Ozzie...anxiously awaiting your return, but hope you are having a blast!
Jamie :)
Looks like you spent a day in Midtown New York LOL !!
Hi Nikki, thinking of you and missing your fun posts. We just arrived home from kc after a 10 day visit there.
I we see you again soon. And I hope your vacation is fab. Like you girl.
Hugs...Jeanne
How are things Nikki girl??
Love,
Sue
I miss you :(
xo,
rue
Oh my gosh - I haven't laughed this hard at a blog in some time! Those pictures are hysterical. And the one about octomom...that one I had to go back to before it hit me who it was. priceless. Thanks for the post! come visit me at http://maxedmom.blogspot.com
Aren't you getting tired of your blog vacation?
You must come back. I loved every bit of this.
Just want you to know I am missing you and hope you are enjoying your blogging vacation. You deserve one for the laughter and joy you bring!:)
Beth~♥
OK just checking in to make sure you realize how long you've been gone!! Miss ya......
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