Thursday, June 4, 2009

♥ I WISH (it was still) WEDNESDAY ♥

I wish.....................................I had a pair of these....and a cat.......I can see endless amusement.




I wish.....................to inform you that when you reach the point in life that you feel it necessary to "wear" your alcohol....it's time to STOP drinking!




I wish.......................I could borrow some one's baby. My favorite part...the heading that says "make your child work for their keep".




I wish..........................everyone would go to "Shark Bait" and read the hilarious post on Terrorist training. Heck read em all....she makes me laugh!




I wish.......................The bulls won more often!





Crumpet wishes.........PEOPLE WOULD STOP THE GROOMING INSANITY!!!!!




I wish...................to thank Laura from "my life in Kentucky" for making this adorable collar and neck ties for the boys. The fabric is so PERFECT...and I LOVE THEM! Click HERE to visit her totally awesome Etsy Shop!






I wish.........................to inform pet owners.....pick your dog chew toys carefully....



I wish..........................ummm.....uhhhh....... what was I going to say?




I wish...............................to thank my parents for never doing this to us.





I wish..........................They'd learn to clean them too!



I wish........................that I wasn't secretly jealous.






I wish....................My hubby had a different sense of humor...I laughed till I cried...he didn't think it was even slightly funny......You?





I wish...................I could say I look that good in a pencil skirt.






I wish......................to start a "therapy fund" for this man and his kid.




Thanks for stopping by for another late IWW......I hope all your wishes come true this week....and that you never have to dress up like a Jack a$$


104 comments:

applecrumbles said...

Very funny post ...one thing to say "Hurray for the BULL!"

Kristina P. said...

Your dogs look so cute!

And I wish I looked that good in any skirt.

shortmama said...

I cracked up at the not my real mom one too! Thats funny stuff right there!

Joycee said...

CBS needs to hire you for the evening news. No more downer days, if you could do the last 5 minutes of the newscast the world would all smile and be happier. I think I'm going to email them right now!
joy c. at grannymountain

Charli and me said...

Where on earth do you find this stuff? Those rat shoes are a hoot. Can you just imagine someone whearing them. Love the ties. I hope you have a wonderful day ♥

raxx a day in the life said...

Those rat shoes............ they really creeped me out!! And the poor man with the bull, I hope for his sake that was photoshopped!

Are you busy in your garden? Not seeing you around much!

Debbie said...

How freakin creative are you! I love every one of the wishes!! Very...very...cool and I think they were ALL funny! You can tell your husband!! Thanks for your comment on mine today regarding Obie...he's a good boy. My floozy scarecrow has not been created yet but as soon as I get some time and the creative juices start to flow i will take pictures and let everyone know! Thanks!

Ally said...

Your doggies look so cute!

Grand Pooba said...

I LOVE thos doggie ties! I must get one for Dozer!

That cat joke was the best! My cats yell that at me all the time!

Oh how I love your IWWs!

Darla said...

It is so much fun when you do this post!!

Jadehollow said...

I look forward to these every week! Loved them all! Headed over now to check out Shark Bait.
Have a great weekend!
Debbie

Michele said...

OMG, I love the cat on the table one...I lost it! I so look forward to these each week...I just have to keep it down when reading them at work!!!

Heading over to Shark Bait to see what's on her blog!

Hugz,
Michele

♥ Dee ♥ said...

Your husband is wacked. That LOL cat is FUNNY!

Gaston Studio said...

Those rat slippers are really gross and so are those so called groomed poodles!

roy/elisabeth dean said...

My cat just usually yells "you're not the boss of me"!

GO BULLS!

Poor baby tigger....there probably won't be enough therapy!

I know someone in Alabama that would totally want to do the polka-dot pants pic! I sure hope she isn't a reader!

Maybe we should send the foot chew toy to Justine!

Have a wonderful Wednesday (I mean THursday)!
♥,Lilly

Devri said...

ol'e!! Or what evah it is...

Lee Laurie said...

I'm still laughing! Those rat shoes would be great for me to have, to scare my 18 year old son with! He hates rats even more than me! One time I put an old wig under his pillow before he went to bed. He was around 13 years old. I told him that I thought that I had seen a rat in his room earlier that day because it looked like a rat lived there. He said "yea, right MOM". Anyway, I heard him yell out in the middle of the night whenever he went to flip over his pillow! That still makes me laugh whenever I think about it!

Hugs,
Lee Laurie

Midwest Mommy said...

Oh that slut one made me giggle, lol.

Swirl Girl said...

Do they make that mop baby suit in tweener sizes? Maybe toilet scrub brush mittens??

Marrdy said...

Oh I do so love reading Shark Bait. She really should go on tour...Stand Up Comedian.

And what is wrong with your hubby? That is the funniest cat comic I have seen. And it totally fits all my cats!!

Becky said...

Oh my word!!!!!

The family portrait in the MC Hammer pants! LOL! I would cry if there was EVER a picture of me like that out there! That is plain horrible!

And I LMAO at the cat picture. I am going to copy and paste it to my computer. Love it!

A Joyful Chaos said...

Those ratty bedroom slippers sure gave me a turn. I'm not sure how much money I would have to be paid before I could make myself wear them.

Melissa said...

That cat is cracking me up! And I hate cats!

Jan the crazy lady said...

Thanks for ad"dressing" these important issues. It kills me how some people think. That family in those pants, is an example....

Wish you well this Wednesday Miss Nikki.

tiburon said...

A shout out from YOU!?!?

ALL OF MY WISHES JUST CAME TRUE!!!!!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

And that guy in the skirt is creeping me out.

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

I LOVE the rat slippers and definitely think you should get a pair. Can you imagine how much fun those would be at the grocery store? I would pay to watch what ensues. Better yet, if you have to use a public bathroom and all the stalls are full, just inch your rat-clad foot under the stall door...instant vacancy! Sorry, my mind is demented that way.

And that poor bullfighter, I guess he "t'aint" going to be singing baritone any more!

That poor baby in the Tigger costume...the sad result of Plushie sex. Never heard of it? Oh, have a heyday on Google! lol

Great "I Wish Wednesday!" They always make my day.

Kady

Quirkyloon said...

Eww on the rat slippers, but I totally got the cat screaming one!

Heh heh. It's always a good day when I have Nikki laugh!

LMBO!

Anne Fannie said...

I love visiting you blog for I wish Wednesdays! Those rat slippers creeped me out, BUT the picture that Sluts really stand out, made me laugh so hard. And, I loved the cat saying your not my real Mom, now I can really relate to this one, you see I have 6 step kids......I've heard that before! LOL
-Ann

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Every time I come and visit ..I wonder what life would be like without you! LOL BORING!!!
Just plain LOVE this blog!!

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Never stop doing this. I love it! The rat slippers.....only a cat would love something like that!

DiPaola Momma said...

I wish to tell your hubby that WE ALL KNOW he went into the bathroom and laughed his freakin' butt off over that dam cat!!!!

Not The Rockefellers said...

OMG..Funny and I know people that dress alike...we are trying to getthem some help...maybe an intervention...

Peace - Rene

Bo said...

Hi Nikki...I'm glad I had just enough spare time to run by for a Wednesday (albeit's Thursday) giggle from you! Your sense of humor is PRICELE$$...Hugs, Bo

jeanne said...

Hi Nikki, I just had to come over for a quick laugh. I love the slut photo. A real good one. Our computer works one minute and then not at all for hours. This is one of those minutes. The motel says it is our computers...NOT. Anyway, we are on our way to the Tetons tomorrow so I hope we have a connection in Jackson Hole. Yesterday I posted most of the wildlife we have seen in Yellowstone. We have been so lucky.

Keep us laughing girl. You are a endless resource of fun. Thank you for that.

Until the next time.

Hugs...Jeanne

MamabearMills said...

my daughter is trying to nap and im over here howling with laughter! thanks! you get to babysit when she wakes up pissed! teehee

John Deere Mom said...

I laughed my ass off at the screaming cat picture. And believe it or not, I bought the dumbest birthday card today that no one will think is funny except for me because it had a kitten with a big ol' open mouth in front of a huge tub of milk screaming, "KEGGER!" I think you would enjoy it as much as I did.

Jannie Funster said...

I'm with you on the "you're not my real mom" one! I with I could caption but my mind just refuses to work that way.

P.S. CD mailed today. Yay!!

mbkatc230 said...

I thought the cat caption was priceless! Don't you know that's what those little buggers are thinking. And the guy in the skirt - I hope that was an out take from a VW ad, otherwise it's just scary. And so NOT fair - what a set of gams! Thanks for the giggles today. Kathy

Beth at Aunties said...

I just read Jeanne is off the the beauty of Jackson Hole... Shouldn't we join her?

I enjoyed the laughter today... even if it was at some bull riders agony...Ouch! My poodle would have hide for hours if he were groomed like that. I loved the baby mop! LOL It would work!
It was my own son who was showing his bare legs at his graduation... Just one of the jokes his brothers were teasing him with... and being being their perverted sister. Kids are fun aren't they? :-)

Hugs~♥

Mid-Atlantic Martha said...

I wish....we could send these to the middle east -- I think they would be laughing so hard they might stop fighting! You and the boys could be our secret weapons!

Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelry said...

Your wishes just kill me! whenever I need a good laugh, I come here :).
BTW, I'd like to contribute to the therapy fund for the man in the Eyore suit, good god man!

Em said...

That last husband must be seriously Pooh whipped - dude, get some self respect. He should have at least pushed to be Tigger.

Kristin said...

I wish I knew where you find these things. You crack me up!

Stacey @ The Blessed Nest said...

Oh, too funny!!! The bearded man in the skirt reminds me of living in Austin, TX. There was a homeless man we saw fairly often downtown 6th street who always pushed a grocery basket/condo type thing while wearing long hair & beard, lacy top, mini skirt, tights, lacy socks, & pumps. I kid not. You just don't forget something like that easily! :)

Yaya said...

Oh gosh, Thanks for the LOL's!! hahaha! The slut one oh and the cat, hahahaha!

Yaya said...

And those doggy neckties are adorable!

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

OMG.. that poodle has a bare butt! What's cute about that? NOTHING!! I swear how could anyone do that to their dog, show dog or not.

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

I bet my cat wouldn't even give those slippers a second look - especially when he let a mouse walk right in front of him a couple of years ago when the mice thought it was fun to party at our house. ;)

I agree with Crumpet - stop the grooming insanity!

And I totally laughed at the 'get off the table' one...I get it! ;)

Thanks for the laughs - you never disappoint! ;)

Ginger said...

I love your Wed (or Thurs) posts. I needed a laugh today.
The rat slippers are pretty gross but I wish I had a pair. lol.
I love the doggie ties...and the dogs wearing them. I hope they don't drink from the toilet with a straw like that picture. That was funny.
My s.i.l. would have a fit if their poodle came home from the groomer like that.

aforestfrolic said...

Oh my goodness, I can't believe that man dressed up as Eeyore or that those people were wearing balloon pants, hahaha. Love it every time Nikki.

Jamie :)

Tomarie said...

You're hilarious!!!

Yes I know, I'm slower than molassas in January with posting!! I just got out of school and I felt like the guy in the second pic by the end of the year...hey, that kind of necklace might have helped me get through the year better! Lol :-)
Seriously, after attending to a disasterous house...I'm almost finished and hope to be back to blogging soon! Thanks for stopping by! :-) L~

Cadance said...

I've mentioned before my phobia of Disney charters and the adults who wear them on their clothing...but this takes it to a whole new horrible level...I might not be able to sleep tonight.

I know my cats have said that to me before...so I totally laughed out loud....

i guess you just talked me back into having more babies...I hate mopping..so the new children will now come in handy!!!!! Do i still have to feed & change them?

Laura said...

Those rat slippers are freaky! Thanks for mentioning my Etsy shop - dang, those are handsome boys of yours! And how could your hubby not laugh at that cat - love it!

carma said...

Man, that dude has awesome legs!!!

The Garden of Egan said...

I can't decide if I should be jealous of the legs or cry for the guy that probably doesn't have a deep voice anymore..........I think I'll have therapy instead.

Thanks for the post!

natalie said...

Okay, so I snort-laughed at the cat pic, probably because it looks so much like an argument with my own children!
And my dog has that foot-chewy thingy, and yes, he has made mistakes. :)

xinex said...

Very funny pictures!...Christine

Jenners said...

I just so love these posts! And I thought the cat one was funny. Those slippers would scare the crap out of me! And the little dog ties are beyond cute!

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

My husband never thinks what I'm laughing about is funny either. I laughed. But those house shoes - well, let's just say I shrieked (I'm not even going to tell you the word that I shrieked!)laurie

Shari @ My Cottage of Bliss said...

Yes, these are funny but do you want to know which one I think is really hysterical? Ozzie in that blue tie! (Please don't tell him I laughed, okay?)

Lisa (aka) French said...

Apparently you and I have the same sense of humor...he he he Hugs French;)

Heather @ Sugar N Spice Mostly Nice said...

One more reason I am not a fan of Winnie the Pooh!

Love the boys in the ties. They look so handsome!

imjacobsmom said...

I wish I didn't have to work anymore. I am so sick of my job! Thanks for cheering me up tonight! I'm off to check out the cute collars - they make Ozzie and Crumpet look so snazzy! ~ BTW, How's yor garden coming along? ~ Robyn

Shawn said...

I haven't gotten past those rat slippers yet.


I'm going to have nightmares.

Tootsie said...

girl...my mom reads your blog!!! she usually only reads mine and my sisters...but she is a huge fan!!! she actually had to phone me today about this post! she hates the rat slippers (she owns a shoe store) and says they were the worst she's ever seen!!! (we share a fear of rodents) lol
she loves I wish wednesday...almost as much as I do! she was giggling about how you make the dogs chat and that one about the cat and the real mom...has me gigglin just thinking about it!
have a wonderful weekend friend...I can't wait for next week!

AJ said...

OMFG!! Your husband srsly did not think that was the slightest bit funny?? I'm still laughing about it! That's some funny shit right there;)

The Blonde Duck said...

I just love IWW!

Darlene said...

I am just cracking up over the rat shoes!!!! Ick they look so real! Also the cat yelling back is perfect....if I gripe at one of my cats she yells right back all the time!!!!!

Shelia said...

Oh, Nikkiness! I've missed you! I thought I wasn't getting updates on you and there you were! Love your funnies and yes, the "You're not my real mom" is hilarious!
BE a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Justine said...

I wish... I could stop my farming addiction so I wouldn't miss all these hilarious posts! OMG, the bull? OW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet that constituted a hospital visit. Can you imagine?

And OMG, the boys' ties!!!!!!!! I have got to go to that shop and see what kind of girly stuff she's got!!!

Justine :o )

Justine said...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! I went to the etsy shop but all her stuff says for cats or SMALL dogs.

Justine :o )

!!The Obnoxious SAHM!! said...

oh my good GOD those were funny!! thank you for the laugh.

Mrs. B. Silly said...

No matter what day of the week it is, you manage to find the funniest stuff! I always leave your page with tears of laughter in my eyes.
I thought the cat one was hysterical!

Cherie said...

Those dog collars and ties are incredibly cute!! I am going to have to go check those out!!

The bull rider - I feel sorry for the guy and I hope his wife can now get her "bull' somewhere else - if you know what I mean.

Have a Great weekend Nikki!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Where do you find this photos!!!! OMG, I am laughing my butt off! The pencil skirt, the sluts, the poodles. you are the greatest! MORE PLEASE

Loving Annie said...

I swear, you ought to have a syndicated comic strip in the national newspapers with these I wish Wednesdays !!!
You ALWAYS make me laugh, several times with the various cartoons/pictures and captions!

Jane In The Jungle said...

The cat, oh yeah, laughing all over!!!!
The skirt guy???
But really, joining your kids for the Winnie-the-Pooh photo??? Hello.... you're how old???

...love Maegan said...

this is hilarious! ...eeek to those rat slipper ...yes please to that baby mop onesie! ...and OMG to that slut!! ahahahha

Fifi Flowers said...

Your are my weekly medicine! LOL

Mimi Sue said...

He'd look way better in those heels if he didn't have a beard. I say you go bull. Whatever the bullfighter gets he deserves. Mimi

♥ Braja said...

i LOVED the cat one...damn, it made ME laugh!!!! i love your blog nikki... just what i needed today. I did a little tiny post update and that explains a little of why....xx

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

I don't know where you find these photos, but I'm awfully glad you do. You make my week with these. Tell hubby that the cat one is pretty freakin' hilarious.

Love Ya!
Suzann

Smilingsal said...

Those ties are adorable. I suppose the dogs like them.

Lilly said...

These really are hilarious, as usual. Those ties on your beautiful boys are the best. How handsome do they look!!

Picket said...

Morning Nikki girl...where do you get these ideas from!!! lol lol
Love those cute little neckties for the 'boys' and what is up with that plastic deer in the other post!!!! What happen girl...did you not have a Barbie to play with as a little girl! lol lol That was hilarious...loved where he was working on his tan! lol Hope all is well on your side of the mountain my friend and that you have a great weekend! ~♥~

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh my gosh! These were so funny : ). The wine glass holder. The man in the mini.... OH MY GOSH! I do love the new ties for the dogs!

Joyce and Dorothy said...

Yep smashin' girl, now grab your dogs and get yourselves over to our porch where the alcohol and ammunition are free and the neighbors are worried....!!!

Suzi said...

Those slippers take the cake.

dana said...

88 COMMENTS AND THEN I SHOW UP. WHAT DID WE DO BEFORE THE INTERNET.

H.K. said...

I always look forward to reading "Wishful Wednesday" even when it's a day or two late, it's always worth the wait and the laughs!

the voice of melody said...

How funny! Those mice slippers crack me up! Thanks for all the laughs. :)

bj said...

I always LOVE reading your Wed. posts...so funny. I also always LOVE your cute sense of humor...
bet your Steve goes around laughing all the time..
I remember so many funny things you posted on RMS...Gosh, we had such a good time there for awhile..I laughed every single day, nearly..!
xo bj

Lizzie said...

swinging back by to tell you i added your button to my blog. passed the disturbed daddy winnie the pooh family on the way down and once again, feel so sorry for that poor child!!!

Mammatalk said...

I wish I had legs like that, too!

Lazenby Family News said...

you are so cute! i should swing by more often. your posts are so fun and i really giggled through them all...the sassy cat and especially the last one. jack ass. we have pet donkeys for real and yeah, the picture says a lot.

Fragrant Liar said...

I just don't get why the guy in the pencil skirt would try so hard to look like a woman and NOT shave off that scruffy beard! Somebody needs to teach him the ways of the woman.

And I wish the bulls would win every time and those a$$wipes would quit sending them into the ring with stupid matabores.

Susan (Between Naps on the Porch) said...

LOL I loved the cat one, too! Those rat slippers, yikes!

Jessica said...

I wish I had read this the other day...I needed it. :)

Great post...but the winnie the poo & family....is a little too much.

Chris said...

I love these "I wish Wednesday" posts!

I want those rat slippers! I have 3 cats! :)

And the baby working for his keep reminds me of how my youngest used to scoot on his rear instead of crawl. My mom was babysitting and decided to be funny... she put a Swiffer pad on his butt and let him scoot all over her kitchen floor (which was already sparkling clean)... thereby giving him the nickname of "Swiffer-Butt!" He's seven now so we've let the nickname slide. :)

Anyway, thanks for such a fun post!

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

Your 100th comment!!!!!!! Do you I get an award!? I looooooove the dusting baby outfit...train 'em young!

Gail said...

I love your boys! Where can I get the rat shoes, I have kittens and dogs that would love for me to walk by.

hellesbelles86 said...

This is hilarious! I wandered over here from Dana's blog and I'm glad I did altho I'm feeling a bit cowed by your blogging awesomeness.

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