Okay maybe the rest of you aren't as ebullient as me. But there is no reason to be lugubrious.
Really what's better than a day to show off your sesquipedalism! Oh don't think I don't see you going all floccinaucinihilipilificative on me! Maybe a day like today is a bit esoteric, but I find it very ostrobogulous. And I don't mean to jargogle all you Gilly-gaupuses but I couldn't let this day pass without saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY Noah Webster! Now I'm starting to sound like an ultracrepidarian and this has become inefficacious so I'll just desist.