I wish.........................to use this as the perfect example of why I don't "cycle"......oh and also because I'm waiting for them to put a seat the size of my BUTT onto a bike! I don't wear a thong....I don't choose to RIDE ON ONE EITHER!
I wish............................to point out...that if you have enough curves.....even skimpy attire doesn't look so slutty.......ok maybe a little.
I wish.........................to direct you to a really fun blog...CHICKEN NUGGETS OF WISDOM I LOVE Dipaola momma!....and not only is her blog great fun...but she's having an awesome giveaway for the coolest contraption ever! Go check her out!
I wish......................to get one of these little gems for Mother's Day.....children...are you listening???
I wish...................to point out the ONLY guy in the crowd not concerned about a bat traveling at warp speed. Never mind the guy that got tagged....the scary calm dude is freaking me out!
I wish.............................I had know that Lysol was a feminine hygiene product...DAMN I've been using it wrong all these years!!! 
I wish.........................that nobody gets offended by this....but dang it's cracking me up!!!!!
I wish..........................They made ads like this today. I love the soft and gentle treatment of a lady who gets around.....nowadays they'd just call her a skanky ho.
I wish...........................To introduce you to one of my new favorite bloggers Cherie at Bakow Babble. She makes me smile and laugh, and I love how honest she is. This post made me realize her and I would be good friends!
I wish...................................to say AMEN.
I wish..........................HUH?...............are those clogs????
I wish......................All the people who fight for abortion rights would be this honest!
Thanks for coming by for another "I wish Wednesday". And I hope this week all your naughty wishes come true. (except if you're one of my kids!!!)
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119 comments:
I wish we were real life BFFs.
Thanks for the laugh :) ♥ HUGS ♥
That guy in the clogs funny. I think they are those wooden Danish shoes. Fire/wood. what?
Love Cherie. Totally agree....
I have decided against the hot pink bikini after seeing this post :)
ror
Maaaaaan, some of those are downright scary, dudette! Whoooooooooa, that certainly ain't purdy! Excuse me while I go throw up, sugar.......
xoxo,
Connie
Wretchhhhhhhhh........
These are even better than last time! Will check out your recommended blogger pals!
Murse? Ewwwww that only works for European dudes!
I'm putting one of those contraptions on my Mother's Day wish list too, I'll race ya!
I know it is not p.c. but the ROR was hysterical!
What's with the dude in the clogs? Scary stuff, he make that speedo ad look a lot better.
Hey... who stole my clogs??? Bring em back!
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
ROR--hehe.
and i am diggin' your moms day request!
Never paid that much attention the that first sign. Maybe it's a briefcase? LOL!
Housewife with the smelly crotch could have gotten that from indifferent husband who was fooling around with "everyone's pal"! :)
Lysoltini's around the house!
Peace - Rene
Ok, that bike picture, did he live? When we were little my dad always, always wanted to go on family bike riding trips. Well, my mom told him that if she was to go on another one she needed a more comfortable seat so he welded a tractor seat to her bike. Lol, she never complained again.
I think I agree with all your wishes!
I want that segway thingy too!
That baby is too darn precious!
Seriously that guys jaw looks broken!!
And I love the ROR!
I think we would be great friends in real life!
Ror is hilarious!
ROR! The Lysol ad cracked me up! It seems so...painful.
My sentiments EXACTLY about the thong.
TeeHee!!!!
HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Post.
Connie
You're so funny! I liked your bike/thong comment. Never thought of that, but true!
ROR is the funniest thing ever and I so want that little t-shirt for my Sissy
I really needed a laugh so I thought..."I'll go check out...I Wish Wednesday." You did it again! Laughing my head off!
I am Seriously - NO I mean it- seriously ROR - I cannot stop!!! That is sooooo Runny!!!! I know I will be using that, and am going to drive my kids nuts with it - I can't wait!!
The VD ad - Holy Guacamole did they used to be so polite - That is hysterical.
Imagine my surprise when I saw my own face staring back at me in this post - You are so nice and I WISH or really hope that we get to meet one day because I think you are right we would totally be good friends!
Until then, thanks for the laughs and the great post!
Cherie
To too much...TOO much showing! That guy with the clogs and speedo near the fire...crazzzzyyy!
sandy toe
OMG ROR!!!! Hararious!!!!!!
I LOVE THE SPEEDO SIGN!
Thank you for the ROR...
Kathy :)
Bwaah Ha haa! Thank You for the tip! Who knew Lysol would help with those delicate problems:)
I agree with you about Bakow! She's awesome.
I have also waited all dang week long to get a I Wish Wednesday. I needed this after my week!
Thanks for not disappointing.
You are awesome.
Maybe she needed the Lysol because She was everyone's pal, except for the indifferent husband, who probably secretly wears a speedo and clogs.ROR. BTW love your daughters are blogging. My body looks just like your daughter's too, er maybe more like the woman in the pink bikini and mesh. Thanks for all the Raughs.
Happy Wednesday to you, Nikki :)
totally NOT offended! ROR!
....I ♥ that Seinfeld...with the "man-bag" ya know!?!?
my bike has a BIG-ol' seat on it...ya know the old Schwinn bike ones...Comfy!
thanks for more laughs!
My wishes came true you had another laugh out load funny post..... Thanks...
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HUgs
Linda
LMBO!
My, oh my! You never fail to make me laugh so hard!
I lurve it! Especially the red shoes guy.
"There's no place like home!"
I too have enjoyed Bakow Babble and you made me smile again!
Hugs you doll!
Beth~♥
You did it again,,,,laughing out loud!!!! Where do you get this stuff? Love it!
Oh Gosh< Nikki, you wouldn't catch me on that bike and ROR - funny! ~ Robyn
My former brother in law was a speedo man....at about 350 pounds. No wonder my sister divorced him...love the clogs..love you, so so funny!!
I learn something every day. When there's a fire, wear a helmet to protect your head, strip down to your skivvies to protect your clothes and wear fireproof wooden clogs. I am definitely going to forward this to the emergency preparedness group! (I'm sure they'll never forget me now!)
ROR your post was so funny this week. Well, they are funny every week, but I really loved it today.
If I rode a bike, it would have to be a bicycle built for two, so my butt could hang over the other seat.
omg!! I just clicked on the Lysol ad!! WTH?? Lysol??!!
I cant imagine where you get these photos, so hilarious!!
You make the middle of the work week bearable!
I am cracking up again over your post and also at the comments. They are so funny too!!!
ROR! Way too funny as usual! ;)
Hi, Nikki ...
I LOL'd at the ROR thing ... gotta love it!
And, of course, we all love YOU, my friend ... Your wit and wisdom (I'm serious about the wisdom, too) never cease to amaze, entertain, and keep us grounded.
Dang it. It is only Wednesday? This has been the longest week!
While the calm day was creepy, he wasn't nearly as creepy as the clog wearing man. I might have bad dreams now. But at least that would involve some sleep!
I want to smoke whatever that calm guy is whiffing.
I also want to be friends with bikini wearing sister. Do you see that confidence? Where does she keep her car keys? Oh, scratch that.
That little car is way cool. No more carpools, no more hitchin a ride, no more screaming kids, no spouse, no friends, no...
Sheesh! I didn't know that my husband would let me sit on his lap if I used Lysol. Who knew? I am wondering if your husband will spray your Lysol for giggles.
I think I am putting that naked autistic man in clogs as my Facebook picture.
And, dang, that baby is really cute. I think I better get the Lysol out...
Hi Nikki,
The guy in the clogs is just a hoot and that VD ad is just the ticket. Better than skanky ho, which seems to be all the teen girls name for each other these day! I hope your children are saving there pennies for your mother day present. LOL, Cindy
I wish I knew where the hell you find these pictures woman!
I wish to thank you for the shout out.
I wish to also thank you for making both ME and the DH laugh with this post (that's saying something!).
I wish I could buy those clogs at DSW.. maaaaan!
I wish I hadn't listened to you and the 50's personal hygene propaganda advert because now things are burning.. TMI?
I am ROR right now.
And I love Cherie too.
LMFBO....Too funny! I have seen the adds for Lysol before...maybe that's what should used still on the hoochie mama's that still get around...The ROR is seriously hilarious! The bat "OUCH!" that calm dude is kinda wierd...maybe he is blind! You are soooooooo funny...I enjoy my Wednesday's so much more now...
Oh dear they are all so hilarious. Where do I start! That VD ad is something else. I love old advertising - it just reminds me how far we have come yet at the same time realising we haven't ocme far enough. that baseball bat in the jaw has got to have hurt and that guy is almost smirking...crazy! Thanks for giving me that great tip on your new product. I am going to go and get it to try.
Even though I'm not over weight, I wish I loved my body enough to wear that little pink number! Do people look in mirrors anymore?
Thanks for another funny Wednesday.
Once again, another fabulous I Wish Wednesday...although my jaw is still on the floor from that Lysol ad!!!
ROR nough said! LoL!!!
Thanks for making me laugh-I needed that! ~Tam :D
That guy that doesn't seem to notice the bat flying at the crowd HAS to be drunk. I don't know...no one is THAT laid back! :)
Great I Wish Wednesday! The lady in the pink bikini...ew...it's precisely why I don't wear a bikini.
-FringeGirl
I think scary calm dude has a beer in his hand so maybe that's freakishly calm...he's blitzed!
Love the thong/bike comment. Great point. Thanks for the laugh.
Ewwww! No more spedos!
I definitely Raughed out Roud at this one...thanks
Just came by for my weekly giggle....and giggle I did. Mister knows when I literally laugh out loud I'm reading your blog! A murse and clogs....eeewww.
Hugs~ J
I'm baaaaaaaack!
Well kinda. I am still under a mound of remodeling at the Barking Mad Asylum, but I finally have a little more time to catch up with my favs...oh and there's a brand new kitten at the asylum, and he's fond of chasing my fingers across the keyboard which makes for lax blogging/commenting!
I am STILL laughing over ROR. Too freakin funny!
These are awesome! I totally lol'd at scary calm guy and ROR!
Man with red clogs could use a purseket. And I did a double take and just realized that was my doghouse glamour shot pic in your sidebar. You made my day :-)
Of all the scary things you shared in this post, I think the scariest of all was the idea of using Lysol as douche. Oh good heavens! Now I know why I don't have a man. My cooz doesn't smell like Lysol. Dang!
Kady
What cracks me up about the bat picture is the lady using her flimsy food tray as a shield!
THe guy with the clogs needs to throw himself in the fire... lol!
wow.
As always..ROFL!
Lysol.
That's just so hard to believe...
Now you're talking - wishing for all my NAUGHTY wishes to come true. as usual loved them all --I too an waiting for a bike suitable for my butt. Was he on a suicide mission or WHAT.
Hilarious as always. Favorite one was the guy in the clogs. Friggin hilarious!
I think they are ruby slippers...Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!
I love I wish wednesdays! I can always come here and enjoy a good laugh!
~Ann
Scary clog man---thanks for the nightmares!
Several of those photos remind me of my bosses remarks about a person we saw at a conference one time. "Somebody needs to tell her that just because they make it in her size doesn't mean that she should wear it!"
Love it!
You always make me chuckle!
Nikki, you're always good for a laugh! You crack me up!
Have a great day!
Kathi :)
PS
When are you taking your wonderful mother on another trip?
Good morning Nikki, Thanks for the many smiles and laughs when I visit your Weds. post. I don't know if those are clogs or not...I can't get past what he is wearing or...not wearing. I love the pro-choice baby shirt. The baby is a cutie too.
Have a fun filled day.
Hugs...Jeanne
Okay, you say your ass is too big for a bike, so how the hell would you fit it in one of those little electric car thingies? I know I couldn't squeeze in there!
ROR! Loved it! PC'ness be damned!
Justine :o )
Um, that curvy pink thing ... where did she buy it? I want to burn the store down!
The venereal disease one is hilarious! Hehe.....
So glad I discovered your blog. Too funny. I've added you to my blog roll so I don't miss a thing.
I also hope no one was offended by the ROR poster, as I really did RAFF OUT ROUD! ;-Þ
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaa! (think Christmas Story)!
ROTFROR as always with your wishful wednesdays! Thanks for another fantastic one!
(I just had a few funny pics sent to me, if you'd like them let me know.)
Love the red clogs. There is just something wrong with that man. Great I Wish Wednesday, loved it.
Hilarious as always. I just love the speedo one!
I love that little caveat at the end. So funny!
I loved that. Especially the guy in the red clogs. I want a pair now.
These were great. You surprised me with each picture and I can't pick a favorite one!
What the hayal is that guy in the clogs doing, and where do you come up with all of this stuff? I know I've asked before, and you're not giving away any of your secrets, but you absolutely amaze me! laurie
OMG I slammed my head back laughing at ROR and hit my head on the chair!! Thanks for the laugh!
Well, you've done it again. HILARIOUS!! I wish I hadn't just finished dinner when I saw the pic of the red clog man. Now I'm a little nauseous. Mimi
Okay, that guy with the leopard thong and red clogs, waltzing along in front of a burning building . . . Who let him out? I think HE is the origin of Swine flu.
You kill me. That curvy chick - OMG! Okay, ROR is very funny.
I just gotta say, what is wrong with people!? I'm not completely complaining because I do get a nice chuckle from these wacky photos.
I came for my weekly giggle and was not disappointed. Loved the 'everybody's pal' ad. The advertising industry certainly has changed!! Sally
i WANT that guy in clogs.
lol...just kiddin'...
Wait..I don't drink. Why would i write that??? That guy is SCARY UGLY.
I've got an award for you on my blog!
Hilarious! Love your blog and I will be back!
I love your blog and that (bakowbabble) is my mom!!! She is the bomb times 100. Anyways. Thanks for the laugh.
I always enjoy your entertaining post, Nikki....Christine
Hi Nikki...I missed your humor while I was in Jersey...and your comment on getting a bike seat to fit your butt...I'm starting to out grow my car seat...now that's a problem!!
This was a great Wed. post...loved it all...especially the bike-thong-butt comment...:O)
Man...I'm REALLY late! I'm surprised there is even room for me at this late a date!
The lysol ad killed me! To think, when the directions say "1 capful and swish it around", I just ASSUMED......
Lookout Roy-Boy...I'm about to kill 99.9 % of my germs. I guess we can't call it dirty sex anymore!
g'night Nikki~
♥,Lilly
Nikki, I was ROR while reading your post. OMG what is up with the pink lady and The clog guy wearing a helmet??
I need to find out what the guy at the ballgame has in his cup??? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm We could market this and make a TON of $$$$$$$$ I also like that the one lady used her pizza box to protect her or was she just trying to eat it all before impact?
Have a happy day
Kris
I just noticed the guys hands above the pizza box lady. It looks like he is ready to catch the pizza should it go flying. RMAO
Another funny post! Thanks.
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I so love to read your I Wish Wednesday. It's always a good laugh. Thanks for sharing.
LOL...love the pro choice baby...too cute!
You are the most fabulous gal on the planet! I love coming over here! Always an absolute joy to be hanging out at your bloggy!
I seriously don't know how you come up with this stuff! I am still cringing from the flying bat-oh and the clogs! yikes! fyi-I love your kitchen! I am having kitchen envy! and hating mine-I need to do something before I go crazy. This is what happens when you are stuck at home with a newborn! ha!
You are just too funny woman!! I've missed your sense of humor:)
Glad you stopped by andlike the square plates, Nikki. For this past Wordless Wed, I posted where I store my plates....Christine
Loved Midwest Mommy's comment of the tractor bicycle seat!
If my choice was between being behind that gigantic spiderweb or introducing my po-po to Lysol--the web would win evertime.
I am beyond intrigued with the wishing you had known about men who carry purses before your first marriage....can you share?
Not only is that guy in a Speedo and helmet and clogs--it looks to me like he is dragging a bat and wearing one of those police issue tear gas masks. Wow--so many questions--so few details....
Always a pleasure to read your posts Nikki. They always make me smile and give me a giggle or two.
Giving you a spring shoutout with hopes (wishes) that your spring days are filled with laughter!
When I read your blog I always try to find my favorite. I think "that one", then "that one", then "that one". I would never find these anywhere.
Nikki, you are too funny!
Somehow I missed this when it came out on Wednesday, but I have to say you hit it out of the park again! I love your I wish Wednesday posts, they are the best! Sue
Sorry I'm sooooo LATE to your laugh party!!! ROR!!!
Loved the list of things! Thanks for the laughs.
love ya!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)
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