~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~

Hey....it's still Wednesday and this post is on time....so gimme a break MOM! Sheesh 30 years ago it was "did you make your bed?"... today it's "hey where's the I wish Weds. post?" But I do LOVE that you read my blog mom....thanks for your support even now that I'm all grown up! Now on with the post before I get grounded.


I wish................................to announce that Barbie has FINALLY gotten the reality check that biddy has deserved for years....HAH Barbie....welcome to my world!

I wish.........................to say I'm sorry to Exxon. You have a point.

I wish.........................to first apologize for this crappy picture. Muddy dog water does nothing for a camera's picture clarity. But I wish to say a BIG HUGE THANK YOU to Tracey from Polka dots & picket fences. She made me this awesome bracelet. She also makes the cutest purses & other great stuff. Check her out HERE!

I wish.................to make it perfectly clear to all women everywhere.....when your arm pits require their own "stylist" It's time to say "hello" to your Venus razor !

I wish.....................my dad had been this ingenious. You just know he's the coolest (not the brightest) dad on the block. Ain't nothing getting in the way of his kids and their ability to swing!

I wish......................that everyone would read THIS post. I spit laughed through the whole thing. I started reading HK's blog just a short while ago. And after the first visit...I was hooked! All her posts are fun...this one was PRICELESS!

I wish..................................this was only funny...not true.

YOU wish....................that you had my decorating SKILZ! I don't settle for A stinkin vase of flowers on my island. Nope my decor leans more towards the "work bench motif". But I REALLY wish I wasn't having such a freaking hard time with my latest "craft project" ....It's supposed to be a gift for my friend who is coming to see me next week. Problem is the dang thing is more warped that Charles Manson!!!! Anybody have a few extra "craft genes" they'd like to lend me?

I wish...........................actually I don't wish anything....this just made me laugh.

I wish................that my food would start biting me back! Maybe I wouldn't stuff so much of it in my face!!!



I wish...................to congratulate that hottie in the black bikini. There were some gorgeous girls working hard to win the top prize. Very fit ladies who deserve massive kudos for taking good care of themselves and being healthy.

But this little muscle nugget had no choice but to kick their well toned booties!

And take home first place! YAY Lacey...congrats on setting a goal, working hard, and making it happen! Momma is kinda proud if you didn't know ♥

I wish........................My toilet was clogged up just so he'd park in front of my house. Don't you just love this guy!

Thanks for stopping by for another I Wish Wednesday. I love you guys for coming to see me even when I've been a bad blogger all week! You rock like my momma!