Wednesday, April 15, 2009

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~

I wish..............................Just to make you laugh with this one. Or is it just me who finds this kind of thing funny?




I wish.....................To say a GIGANTIC thank you to Kristen. She makes the most amazing hand stamped jewelry. I wish this picture did justice to how beautiful my new necklace is! Everything about it is perfection! Thank you Kristen...It is beyond what I dared hope for! Check out her work HERE....I promise you'll fall in love





She wishes.......................the photographer had made sure the coast was clear before snapping the picture!




I wish.......................we came equipped with eyes in the back of our heads.




I wish.............................I'd known about this awesome diet solution years ago......I especially love the part about "no ill effects". Hmmmm other than the fact that you have WORMS LIVING IN YOUR BELLY!!!!




I wish ......................for you to click HERE and read this short and VERY funny post. I totally love her blog!




I wish.....................everyone would follow the "twirl once in the mirror" rule before they leave the house. Unless of course you want your butt smiling at strangers.




I wish..........................that some people's butts wouldn't smile at me!!! or is that a frown?





I wish.......................not everyone would play with sharp objects.



I wish.....................that everyone would go over and meet this sharp object. Swirl girl is one of the sharpest bloggers in the land. You'll definitely laugh at THIS.





I wish...................that every power point presentation came with shadow puppets!


I wish........................The Japanese manufacturers would take a second look at some of their ideas.





I wish............................to find me one of these signs.....HILARIOUS.



I wish....................All the international symbols were this accurate.



I wish..................that none of you will forget me while I'm

gone this week. I won't be able to post or visit. I'll be on a

girls week with my BFF who is flying in from Houston. See you in 7 days!

118 comments:

Shauna said...

I l♥ve your posts! You are AWESOME!

Erin said...

All of these photos are hilarious/hysterical/disgusting! So funny.

Have a wonderful week!

RitterB's said...

Pretty funny you clever little lady! Have so much fun this week with your BFF!!!

Sweet Caroline said...

I like the smiling undies. I guess it is better than a middle finger. (Which would be pretty funny!)

Love the Chinese chew toys. Wait. Those aren't chew toys? Oh. I thought with the extra pacifier part...

Oops.

Sweet Caroline said...

Oh, and don't worry: we won't forget you. We will put a "-Have You Seen This Lady?-BECAUSE SHE"S AWESOME! flier right next to the cat one....

Cadance said...

I don't even know where to start...I thought the first one was funny...then they just kept getting better...you are AWESOME!

Heather said...

I wish that you have a FANTABULOUS time with your BFF!!!

Also, my rear end not only likes to smile at people, but also sometimes play them a jaunty serenade. Depending on how many burritos I had for lunch, of course..... ;)

I bet I'm gonna wish I hadn't said that. Oh heck, I've posted before about such things on my own blog, so more accurately, I wish that I'd wish I hadn't said that!! :D

♥Trina♥ said...

Have a blast with your BFF!!! There aren't many things better than quality time with our best girls. :)

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

I wish that more bloggers would post pictures that suggest peckers!

I wish that woman on the beach did not unzip her pants to play with her va jay jay. Oh no she di'int!

I wish Heather would leave more hilarious comments like the one above talking about her butt serenades! Too funny!

I wish you weren't going away for a whole week! Waaahhh!

Kady

Laura said...

I don't know where you find these pictures! I hope you have an awesome week with your friend!

Pedaling said...

you make me laugh with your crude irreverent humor every week.

Yaya said...

Have fun with your friend!!!!

That powerpoint shadow is hilarious!

Yeah, I'm Still Here... said...

Hope you have a great time with your BFF! And thanks for another wonderfully funny and a little disturbing, I Wish Wednesday! I love it!

Midwest Mommy said...

Wow! Those are my dad's fishes :-) Well, WAS my dad's fishes, lol!
I wish everyday was "I wish Wednesday" Seriously!

Midwest Mommy said...

Oh I meant fishes in a cute kinda way, in case any of the proper English police are watching, lol.

Marrdy said...

Ok, photo #1 almost made me choke on my apple, maybe #2 has a yeast infection and who doesn't want tape worms??

BUT I wish the Jazz had actually won last night. 2 down at the half and they lose by 13. They deserve to play the Lakers in the first round. Numb skulls!!

Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelry said...

These are hilarious! I so enjoyed the list, they got better as I scrolled down to my favorite - the international symbol for marriage!
Enjoy your week with your BF, I'm jealous!

Bobbi Jo said...

Great post. You just crack me up Niki, I can always count on your blog for a good chuckle. Have fun with your BFF. Hugs, Bobbi Jo

Swirl Girl said...

Oh Nikki you're so fine- you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Nikki! Hey Nikki!


seriously - thanks for the bloggy love...

have a great girls weekend...I , too , am off tomorrow night til Sunday!

I wish you a wonderful girls weekend!

mbkatc230 said...

I wish I had read this yesterday! I had one of those days that was so ridiculously awful that I can't even write a post about it, people would accuse me of writing fiction lol! Have a great time with your BFF, can't wait to hear about all of your escapades. Kathy

Southern Lady said...

I hope you and your friend have a wonderful week, Nikki. We'll miss you, but will look forward to hearing all about your adventures, as only you can tell them.

LittlePeopleWealth said...

I think the third one is my favorite - but I do really love how the Tape Worms are sanitized!!!

I tagged you at www.littlepeoplewealth.com :)

Mariafer said...

Have fun and enjoy your week!!!
♡♡♡♡
Maria.

Melissa said...

i wish you a very nice week, and the first sign totally reminded me of a funny story from years ago. Might need to post.....

Smilingsal said...

Bye. Have a blast.

Grand Pooba said...

I will never forget you!

And I too want that sign!

Mrs. B. Silly said...

I wish you oodles of fun on your week with your BFF.
I'm glad I am home alone right now while I am laughing like a hyena at your post.

Tristan said...

Hilarious, as always!

Have fun with your BFF!!!

Ginger said...

You find the funniest pictures, Nikki. Loved them.
We won't forget you, girlfriend. Have a great time hanging out with your friend.
Ginger

Monique said...

I always enjoy your 'I wish Wednesdays." !! Your pictures are always so funny. But I think that 'unclear coast' was the best... :) Have a great time with your BFF!

Lazenby Family News said...

My husband looks at Fark often. I think your blog will have a new fan. The pictures are amazing. hahahaha I love "I Wish Wednesdays" Hope you have a great vacation!

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Great post as always! I cannot believe that shadow on that power point presentation! And, I can't believe woman in the thong! What was she thinking? I wish you a wonderful week with your BFF! laurie

Swirl Girl said...

BTW- C'monna my house, my house I'm gonna give you Bloggy Bling!

DiPaola Momma said...

I wish just ONE of my useless cats were half as awesome (and that they didn't snore like a Biggest Looser contestant on an all you can eat Carnival Cruise so I could sleep for more than 3 hours a night).. I wish that we could STILL do the tape worm diet cuz I hear it really worked and damit I'm worth it!.. I wish that some people would understand that just because you CAN wear it doesn't mean you should (which includes my sister-in-law, where the heck did you get her picture from?).. I wish that they would sell more panites with happy faces on them.. I wish I'd make it into one of your posts, some day (sameless groveling inserted HERE).. BUT most of all I wish I could be a fly on the wall for you BFFs visit because I suspect that there will be some stories to tell! Have a blast babe.. for ME too (cuz I'll be stuck here with four kids, no life and even less sanity as usual!)

Sassy said...

I WISH.......for you to have a great time with your BFF....I ♥ your "I wishes"....they make me laugh seriously out loud...

nope I'm not forgetting you while you're out and about...

Twice as Nice said...

I think the lady with the smiley face undies must be a Walmart employee!HA

Have a wonderful time with your BFF!! It doesn't get any better than that.

cedwards55 said...

Nikki, Have a great time with your BFF and make plenty of memories. I can't think of anyone who deserves some down time more than you do.... unless it would be ME! I love I Wish Wednesdays. They make the rest of my week go over the hump! These were tooooo funny.
C

Sandy Toes said...

Oh..Have fun Have FUN!!!

Where oh where do you get these pictures????
sandy toe

Jannie Funster said...

SEVEN DAYS!?!?!?

Take care.

LOVE YOUR NUTTY PIX!!

Tracey said...

Have a wonderful time with your friend! We could never forget you :)
Tracey

Laura Ingalls Gunn said...

It will be a very silent house with no laughter. You will be missed. I guess I will catch up on your archives. :)

Have fun.

Suzi said...

I love your I wish Wednesdays! Where do you find some of these pictures?

Justine/Justiney/Tiney said...

OMG, some of these had me cracking up! That overhead monitor one was hysterical!

Hmmm... didn't mention Tiney's giveaway. Do I have to take 3 entries away from you?

Where the hell are you going??????? Why wasn't I invited?

Justine :o )

Jenners said...

I'll miss you for sure but have fun! Thanks for the laughs! These posts are always a highlight of my week!

Becky said...

Classic..as always:)

And WHAT is up with that picture with the lady with her hand down her UNZIPPED pants. OMG!

thedomesticfringe said...

Too funny! Enjoy your time away.

-FringeGirl

Quirkyloon said...

You never fail to make the funny!

I'm gonna miss you! Have fun, but don't forget us!

Come back soon! Please?

*smile*

Cynthia said...

Week after week you manage to be hilarious! Have a fun visit with your friend!

VINTAGE HOME lifestyle said...

You are sooooo funny...thank you.

And YES we will miss you. But I am sure there will be more fun to come.
Hugs...
Cathleen

jeanne said...

Hi Nikki, I laughed when I saw the smile face again. I'm glad you used it. Your post as always, is a hoot. I will miss you but I wish you a grand time with your BFF.

Hus...Jeanne

wendy said...

Well, dummy, of course we will miss you. BUT what could be better then spending a week with your best friend. fun fun fun

Carolynn said...

Excellent. Love the cat - it IS awesome! Also love the sign. I'll miss you. Have a blast, take lots of photos, and don't get arrested. Although....that would make an interesting I Wish Wednesday post...

The Garden of Egan said...

I love your blog. I really love your Wednesday's posts. They are awesome!
Have a great time with your BFF

Cherie said...

Your blog is so great and always is good for a big smile!
Have a fun girls week!!

Beth at Aunties said...

Have a fun time enjoy every moment!
Friends are such special gifts!Hugs ♥♥♥
The smilie face made me smile:)

Kris said...

I wish for you a fun fantastic and freak'n good time with your BFF!!

Shawn said...

Soooooo biiiii----zarree!

Have a great time hangin!

Fragrant Liar said...

Your wordless Wednesdays are always fun to peruse. I would like to have some of those little bear coat hangers. Those are cute (and disgusting, but that's why I want them). Have a great time with your BFF. We'll be here when you get back.

tammy said...

I'm still laughing at the cat poster. Too funny.

And the sign with the man handing over the credit card? It's on our marriage license.

Have fun with your BFF!

Nana said...

I wish you lots of fun on your vay cay this next week!!!!!

Jen said...

My husband (who won't even read my blog) just scroll through about a dozen of your awesome posts.

He laughed. He was impressed.

And when he saw the pic of the old lady in the G-string, he asked if I'd worked out today...Hmmmm, what do you think he was getting at???

Shannon said...

Oh, how I wish for a girls week... heck, I'll even settle for a girls weekend.

sigh.

Have a great time! :)

Lee of MWOB said...

I love your "I wish...." posts. I wish I had the patience and creativity to pull one of these types of posts out of my ass but for now, I'll just rely on you and head on over here. :-)

Enjoy your BFF trip.....sounds perfect.

Phyllis said...

Nikki,

How could we forget you??? I hope you have a great visit but will miss your crazy posts. Have fun!

LadyFi said...

Once again, a hilarious and classic post.

Excuse me - I've got to go and roll around on the ground and laugh until my head drops off...

Fifi Flowers said...

Have a GREAT time! I can't wait to hear about all the laughs and fun... ENJOY!
Fifi

ann said...

LOVED THE POST AS ALWAYS.NOW HOW COULD ANYONE FORGET YOU????????????????ANN

Darlene said...

I always LOVE your Wednesday posts! Hope you have a BLAST with your girlfriend!! We will see ya when you return!

Gaston Studio said...

Like Dee-Zigns said, they just get better and better!

Have a great time with the bff!

Amy @ Milk Breath and Margaritas said...

Going on safari in Africa is one of my life dreams. I must say, you've given me pause.

Dixie said...

I wish I was going on the girlfriends trip with you... bet you'll spend the whole time laughing!

I wish you peace and joy...

Dixie

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

I'm always so excited about your I WISH WEDNESDAYS!!!!!!! They're so funny!!! And the tape worm thing!!! My grandma was telling me about that, isn't that CRAZY!?!

Michele said...

Have a fantastic time with your BFF. I'll miss your posts!

Hugz,
Michele

Michelle said...

Your Wednesday posts always crack me up. The tape worm ad.....too funny. I wish I would have seen that one before my daughters Frontier newspaper was due. That one would have cracked the teacher up.

Bee and Rose said...

Completely cracking up here! Oh how I've missed you!

Enjoy your trip! We'll be waiting to hear all about it!

carma said...

I bought my son a Shadow Puppet book for Christmas;
Thankfully, this one wasn't in the book :D
Enjoy your trip!
carma

Heather of the EO said...

Shut up. I love that you post this stuff. Hilarious. And sometimes shocking...and who doesn't like that?

Have a great girl's week! That rocks.

salmagundi said...

Don't worry, we won't forget. Have a marvelous time with your friend, and hurry back safely - you will be missed. Sally

The Blonde Duck said...

Have a wonderful trip! I'm going to keep giggling at these pictures!

tiburon said...

How could I ever forget you?

And I am so glad that someone has a bigger ass than me!

John Deere Mom said...

Those are priceless! I MUST have some of those bear hooks. We'll miss you! Have a wonderful time!

Heather @ Sugar N Spice Mostly Nice said...

OMGoodness, how in the world did you get a picture of my @$$?! Great post as always!! Have a great bloggy vacation.

Linda's Blue Gate said...

No way ..... forget you..... impossible...... Your BFF lives in Houston...... well sometime you should go see her and ya'll come to First Monday......
HUgs
LInda

Libby Murphy said...

If you didn't laugh at those, you must be dead. How funny. Can't decide which one is the best.
Happy Twirls

Nancy said...

Nikki, I never read anyones posts to my hubby except for yours! He laughs at them too! Thanks for all the fun! Hope you are having a wonderful week with you friend. Nancy

squawmama said...

Hey Nikki, I am back home on the mend and ready to get back to blogging... At least I can sit here a few minutes to read some of my fav's... Hope you have a fun filled week with your BFF... I love girls week... It is always a BLAST! Have fun xoxoxo

HUGS,
Donna

Linda/"Mom" said...

* Gee Nik, I came by specifically just to say "Hey, girlfriend" and I see, after this hilarious posting, that you're in cahoots with your BFF~~~ Well! ALL I can say IS...HOW FUN! HOW WELL-DESERVED! ENJOY!!! Love, Linda *

Anne Fannie said...

Nikki, you are so funny. I loved all your pictures this week.
You have a great girls week!
~Ann

Sara's Sweet Surprise said...

As a kittah owner, I thought the "have you seen" flyer...was PURRFECT!!
I hope you and your BFF have good times including decadent indulgences!

Sweet wishes,
Sara

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Your awesomeness abounds... :) Have a great week with your BFF - looking forward to hearing about any and all capers... ;)

Amy said...

Hilarious.. have a great BFF week!

Jessica said...

Great post! I hope you enjoy your week...we'll be here when you get back!

Big hugs~ J

Meg said...

Have a great girlfriend week! I loved this post! :)

kel said...

OH my god... I love you. That first one made me spit my coffee out. You are the coolest!

hellosweetworld said...

Absolutely hilarious! Loved the first one bunches.

Have a fun time!

ko said...

u crack me up!

xinex said...

LOL! These are hilarious, Nikki! I hope you are having a great week!...Christine

Mama said...

Your friend is in for an hilarious week, you must be the best company ever, have fun, Kathy.

Jill said...

I love the woman in the yellow dress.... So appropriate considering she was pushing a Wal-mart cart.

Susie Q said...

Hubby is a cabinet maker...and he promised to make me a sign like that.

Lilly said...

Hilarious as usual, Enjoy your week!!

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

I wish I had one of those necklaces! They rock. I wish I had never seen that woman's doompa - thongs are not for everyone! I wish I had one of those "beware" signs - one for each of my teenagers bedrooms. I wish you weren't going to be having fun for a week without me. LOL

Loving Annie said...

The smile underwear totally cracked me up although that lady's bare butt made me shudder !!!

Have a great time with your friend :)

Fragrant Liar said...

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, you make me laugh constantly. Therefore, I have bestowed upon you a much sought-after and coveted award. Please visit my site to check it out.

Hope you're having a great time on girls week.

Where's The Aspirin? said...

Love this blog! You are funny.

Kris said...

Too funny! Stop by my blog when you get back I'm hosting a giveaway!!

Have a happy day

Kris

Mammatalk said...

Never fails...I always have to show my hubby your Wednesday posts!

jeanne said...

Hey Nikki, I am missing you. I would love to be a secret eye watching you girls have a blast together. Hope to see you soon.

Love ya...Jeanne

devri said...

Have a great week, can't wait till you get back!


You are too funny, and a little disgusting... I love it.. ok not the shawdow puppet.. ewe!!

Kerri said...

Very funny!

Kristina P. said...

Nikki, where did you disapper to?

Lisa Loo said...

I was going to say--sorry I missed this post but FREKING 111 comments--I'm probably not even on your blog reader anymore--pfft@!

My outhouse doesn't disturb me as much as those restrooms did--eek!

And--is everything alright? Not that I am not minding my own business--just hopin all is well.

Michael said...

The smiley underwear is the best...I needed a good laugh today, thanks!

:o)

Rue said...

7 days is WAAAAAY too long.... Aren't you home yet?!

xo,
rue

Fresh Mommy said...

Ok... those pictures were HILARIOUS!!!! OMG, I'm laughing like crazy over here!

And have a GREAT time!!

:)
~Tabitha~

freshmommyblog.com

roy/elisabeth dean said...

YAY....Nikki's back!
Time to pop open the keg,
start the grill
and get the dance music on!
I'm so happy! Nikki's back!
♥,Lilly

Beth at Aunties said...

I hope you had a copius amount of fun!
I just saw you commented on my niece's blog about her daughter getting the choclate licked off her ear....LOL
Blogland is small. It is her mom I blogged about today:)
Welcome back my friend!

~♥Beth
*C*

Yeah, I'm Still Here... said...

Hey Nikki, I have something for ya! Come on over and pick it up! =)

 

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