Wednesday, April 1, 2009

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~

I wish.........................That I was as smart as this architect....I mean c'mon...how brilliant is a guy who purposely does his job so that it looks like he failed. Then if it really does fall over...who'll know!




I wish..............................I could go EVERYWHERE with these two ladies beside me. They'd be way more effective than black pants to make me appear smaller.



My husband wishes.........................to thank Lolli at Life is Sweet Reviews for sending me this wonderful prize. I'm pretty sure Mrs. Meyers brainwashed me with this book...and I have proof!


After reading the chapter about organizing...I tackled our pantry. My hubby jumps every time he walks in there now....he freaks out because he thinks he's in the wrong house! AND..there are actually empty shelves! Which means one thing.....I CAN BUY MORE SNACKS!

I even made space for the stuff I need to keep handy. Dang that Mrs Meyers is some kind of magical woman!



I wish.....................this guy had a copy of Mrs. Meyer's clean home book.

If you ever wondered what it would look like if you drank 700,000 beers and kept the cans....this is would be it. ....


I'm guessing he doesn't bring too many dates home.



I wish..........................to NEVER lose anything so important that I would consider THIS an option.....




I wish.....................That anyone who needs a good laugh would click HERE. I love Anna...she's always funny....but this post is H I L A R I O U S !


I wish........................I could make Washington do this!



I wish...................my beautiful daughter Lacey the best of luck in your competition this week. I know you're going to KNOCK EM DEAD. And no matter what happens...mommy thinks you're gorgeous!





I wish.........................to remind my daughter to never let this happen to you!.... Some times you have to drop the weights and back away from the gym!




I wish.........................to dedicate this to the adorable zombie obsessed Quirky Loon. Not only are they coming Quirky....but THEY'RE ON FIRE!




I wish..................to point out.....it was a MAN driving!




Thanks for stopping by...and may your wishes never smell like fishes.

114 comments:

Ritch in Love said...

Hi! Is your daughter entering a figure competition? That's my goal in 18 months! She looks GREAT! Good for her!

Anne Fannie said...

I love visiting your blog on I wish Wednesdays!
Your daughter is beautiful, I also wish her all the luck.
~Ann

jesse said...

Your posts never fail to make me laugh. I love the last picture... heheh, even more the fact that it was a man driving!

mbkatc230 said...

Oh happy day, another big giggle! Good luck to your daughter! And I love the "spread the work ethic" picture - I think I'm going to print that out and hang it up above our time clock at work lol!!!!!!! Kathy

Beth said...

First, your daughter is GORGEOUS! And second, how did you get a picture of my living room? My husband and I are thinking about clearing out a little space this weekend. Maybe I'll go buy that book to help with motivation.

Bo said...

Hi Nikki...I'd say the other competitors might as well not even think about entering ...Lacey has it WON! Hubba-hubba...what a beauty! I'd like to have the phone number for those 2 dressed in black up above so I could stand between them too! LOL...
another FUN Wednesday! ;-) Bo

Diane said...

super cute post! lol!

best wishes of luck to your daughter!

KC Mom said...

Wish your daughter good luck from all of blogdome!!
I'm glad you added that it was a man who was driving the wrecked truck. Whew...I don't know if I could live that one down!

A New England Life said...

You always come up with the crazies things Nikki! I wish I were that good! Ha!

Good luck to your daughter. Hard to believe anyone could look that good!

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Looks like some guy had his head in the toilet this morning.... probably the same guy that was driving that truck!

Good luck to your daughter!!

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Good luck to your beautiful daughter.

O.G. said...

Wow...your daughter is smokin hot. I can't see in the picture, but is that six boxes of instant mashed potatoes on the third shelf up?

Kati said...

Haha! These things always make me laugh! Happy Wednesday to you!!

Gaston Studio said...

LOL!

You cleaned out your pantry! You have room for more snacks! Can I come over!

Great pics and post.

Kelly said...

I must have that book. My pantry desperately needs it. I think I'll buy two extra copies for teenage my sons to read. Love your Wednesday posts!

Cadance said...

WOW....Your daughter is BEAUTIFUL!!! Seriously...BEAUTIFUL! If she does not WIN then the judges are BLIND!

the port-a-potty on made me laugh out loud...& I love the Note to WA.....if only they would listen!!!!

BeeHappy said...

Your daughter is gorgeous! Loved this post as always! :)

Smilingsal said...

Your daughter is gorgeous.

Lori said...

I love the house! Glad to see a man driving the truck, can't blame it on a women! I need the two ladies standing with me.... I get a good laugh on Wednesday's, thanks for that... Wishing your daughter good luck..

tammy said...

I wish we could send Washington that message too. Maybe someone there reads your blog?

I don't think pantries should be allowed to look like that. Knock it off.

Shauna said...

I love your posts! What an awesome job you did on your cleaning!
YAHOO!!!!

French Fancy said...

Good luck to Lacey, nik. I love those two huge women - I'd love to stand beside them,

Janna Bee said...

Wow, your daughter is beautiful. What a funny post. Thanks for the laughs.

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

Awesome post as always :)

Pedaling said...

i just sit here a waitin'....

me and my pantry, that is.

Carlie said...

Uh oh!! I need to organize! LOL. SO awesome. Funny funny! PLEEEEZ keep em coming. You rock sista-as usual!

roy/elisabeth dean said...

I wish I hadn't seen Lacey's picture right AFTER I ate a bacon-egg-cheese sandwich!

I wish Mrs. Meyers would just come to my house~ I don't think just reading her book would get me motivated!

I wish I didn't have to go to work today~

I wish for you to have a wonderful day...
Thanks for stopping by~

♥,Lilly

Kristina P. said...

Those women are HUGE!!! And awesome.

Sweet Caroline said...

I have about that many beer cans in my garage: It's called a CAR!

I have to say something about the two big women next to the small one. If you watch Biggest Loser, that is what Jillian looks like standing next to the contestants at weigh-in. I have to adjust my eyes cause either she is really small or they are really big...I am betting on the latter.

So, I go grab a do-nut and feel relieved I am not that big!

And, look at us women: you put all these funny things on and we can't get the beautiful image of your daughter out of our minds. I swear!

Um, yeah, I am betting she is the hottest Mormon around...

Cheers to a great post!
XO,

Grand Pooba said...

After accidentally taking my hubster's testosterone pills, I think I'm gonna end up just like her in the blue bikini!

Ahhhhhh! God help me!

Darlene said...

Hilarious as always!!!! Best of luck to your gorgeous daughter in the competition!!!!!

Blissful Babe said...

Oh my word! Those photos are freaking fabulous!!

Why would anyone want to keep all those beer cans??? Ugh.

I want Mrs. Meyer's book. I *need* her book. I mean, my house doesn't look like the Can Man's, but ... it could still use some Mrs. Meyer.

xoxo

Carolynn said...

I wish...

- I had a body like your daughters!
- If I can't have her body, I'll settle for her hair. ;o)
- I wish I had more time to do all the things I want to do.
- I wish you would come over and clean out my pantry. Any night by Tuesday would work for me. Let me know. :o))

Frippery said...

I love I Wish Weds. Your daughter is stunning. Good luck to her. Your pantry is stunning as well! I gotta get that book. Love the pink tippy house, too funny.

Laura Ingalls Gunn said...

Yet another post that made me laugh outloud!

H.K. said...

If I were to say anything to the man in flower shorts, it would be this:

"Dude, Seriously. Whatever you dropped in there...it's not worth it!"

Happy To Be said...

GM Nikki you never fail to make my day girl!! again a funny I wish..Your Daughter is beautiful!! Good luck Lacey and way to go girl...Nikki you baked a good one there...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Your awesomeness knows no bounds... ;)

Great job on getting your pantry organized! I wish to have an actual pantry in our next house... ;)

Good luck to your beautiful daughter this week - she's definitely going to knock 'em dead! :)

Anna Lefler said...

Hey, Lady...

THANK YOU so much for the linky-love! You rock! (And I'm really glad you enjoyed that post...)

And your daughter is a knock-out! Best of luck to her in her competition!

Take care and talk soon...

XO

Anna

Becky said...

Your daughter is beautiful! Awesome organization, it's one thing I am constantly doing. : ) The pantry is fantastic.

Ginger said...

Hi Nikki:
Did I miss a post somewhere? What is Lacey doing? She sure is a beauty.
I love your pantry. Wish mine looked half that organized. I might have to try and find that book. Is it new?
Loved the rest of your pictures, especially the one of the guy searching for something in the outhouse. Yuck. lol.
Ginger

Quirkyloon said...

Wow Nikki like all the previous commenters....your daughter is super hawt!

Let's just hope the zombies don't get her! heh heh

(Thanks GF for the shout-out! You rawk it!)

AND Zombies may be flamable?

Gah...those things are undestructable!

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

Michele said...

OMG, I swear, Lacey is so gorgeous! I'm surprised she doesn't have the boys knocking down her doors! I KNOW you're soooo very proud of her momma! And ewwww with the weight lifter..that's just wrong.

Hugz,
Michele

Laura said...

Good luck to your daughter - gorgeous for sure! And I don't think any advice from Mrs. Meyer's would make me want to clean like the dickens! Happy April!

Justine/Justiney/Tiney said...

Holy crap, those women were amazons!!!
Send me that Mrs. Meyer's book. My pantry is overflowing! In fact, I was thinking about tackling that today. But gee, I don't think I have the know-how. I need a book first.
Good luck Lacy! How about telling us what KInD of competition?

Justine :o )

The Blonde Duck said...

Your daughter is gorgeous! Good luck Lacy!

Dude, about the cans. I think the guy's dates probably got sucked in there like can quicksand!

LadyFi said...

Some people like the smell of wet fish!

As for all those beer cans - where does the guy sleep? Guess he's on one of those liquid diets...

hellosweetworld said...

Photo #2 - Are you sure those are women?

Photo #9 - Nothing is that important.

Your daughter is gorgeous and i'm sure she'll win.

Last photo - Yes, it was a man. How dumb....hehe.

Mrs. B. Silly said...

I wish Lacey the best of luck too and I wish I had her abs! If she'd trade stomachs with me, I'd be willing to pay BIG bucks!

The Muse said...

I'm off to print those bumper stickers! And send them to Washington!!!

That Girl in Brazil said...

Empty pantry shelves are downright DANGEROUS ...

That's why mine never are!

Eudae-Mamia said...

That bumper sticker!! Brilliance.

And of course it was a man driving. 10 bucks says his GPS told him to take a right like 30 seconds before this happened.

"Nah, she doesn't know what she's talking about..." Crunch.

Excellent per usual!! Em

Heather @ Sugar N Spice Mostly Nice said...

I wish to have in my bank account all the money they spent on the beer!!

Scrap for Joy said...

Another funny post! Your descriptive writing is outstanding!

Amy said...

Great post, as usual. I love your Wishful Wednesday posts, so funny!

Come by and enter my giveaway!! :D

Lisa Loo said...

Just let me get this straight----are you MOCKING us amazon's???!!!! We are people too--with REAL feelings!!!!! Come on over babe--you can walk by me anyday.

Your daughter is breath taking!

Your organization is getting me all hot!!

oh my goodness--you got a pic of uncle earl and his wife in my bathroom--eeee--gads!!

Lizzie said...

i NEED that book! Seriously, ever since we moved out here i am shocked at the piles of CRAP everywhere!!

thanks for the laughs :)

Shewinn8 said...

Loved the pantry picture...I wished you lived close so you could come by and give me some uh...er...ahem...pointers...(think tom sawyer and whitewash). That was the exact job on my this weeks to do list before my nosy brother comes over to dinner for conference. He always looks through my pantry because I always buy the latest greatest snack foods.(which is exactly why my pantry is so messy!!) Thanks for the post. They always make me smile! :)

thedomesticfringe said...

That has got to be the cleanest pantry I've ever seen!

Your daughter is a beauty.

These posts always crack me up....I think I need the two women in black also.

-FringeGirl

Rue said...

I wish you weren't mad at me :(

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Your daughter is drop dead gorgeous! Whatever competition she is entering, there can't be somone who looks better than that! Your pantry looks great! I need some pantry organiztion inspiration, but I'm afraid a book wouldn't get me up off my lazy rear to do what needs to be done. You think the guy driving that truck is out of work? laurie

Deb said...

Hi Nikki! Stick me in between the "Ladies In Black" I could use the help!!! Lacey looks beautiful, I hope she wins! Now as for the lady that has her head in the potty,it must be a million or more dollars she's looking for. LOL!!! Deb

Mimi Sue said...

Your daughter is so gorgeous. She must take after your side of the family. Mimi

Yeah, I'm Still Here... said...

I love your I Wish Wednesdays! I know I can always count on a good laugh!

Good luck to your beautiful daughter!

I wish I had a pantry just so it could look as good as yours! Nice work there!

Perfect bumper sticker!

Bee and Rose said...

I love Wednesdays because of you!
Best of wishes to your beautiful daughter!

Just wanted to say your home photos on your sidebar are gorgeous!

Melissa said...

I wish Dr Phil would shut his big yapper. Really. Or maybe the people on his show should realize that he IS GOING TO YELL AT THEM! I wish that my remote worked so I could turn the channel away from this trainwreck..... : )

Midwest Mommy said...

Is that really your daughter? What does she compete in?
And that is a heck of a lot of beer cans.

Jen said...

Do you think the guy in boxers lowering some poor sucker into the outhouse is the same guy with the beer cans...

I'm thinking it's possible.

Auds at Barking Mad said...

I'm always gobsmacked when I see female body builders who thing THAT is attractive. All I see is Ewwwwwwwwww. It's just not pretty.

Phyllis said...

You are on such a roll with posting on Wednesdays!!! I love all the pictures. Can you imagine what that room smells like with all the empties in it - g-r-o-s-s!

Shannon said...

I am jealous of your pantry. Not just because it is organized... but because you can walk into it!

Fragrant Liar said...

HA! Just my luck, those two ladies at the top would squish my brains out. Then how will I ever get a man?

Kristen Andrews said...

Hi Nikki you won the $50 gift cert from my shop. Send me a email klacustomcreations@comcast.net

imjacobsmom said...

Good Luck to Lacey! I'm just glad I don't have to stick my head in an outhouse. Although with the day I've had today - I feel like have.....Robyn

Heather of the EO said...

That was good stuff. I want those two ladies to walk around with me too. I'm getting bigger these days..but no one would ever notice if I were with them...

Beth at Aunties said...

I always enjoy your fun Wednesday post and wish beautiful Lacey lots of luck. She really is gorgeous:-)

Hopefully none of wishes will smell like fishes!

XO
beth

RitterB's said...

Dang that was funny! Thanks! I needed a good giggle this evening!

onlymehere said...

I've always thought Lacey was beautiful from the first picture I ever saw of her but amazingly she is getting more and more beautiful! I wish her luck to in whatever competition she's in. I wish I could find someone.....ANYONE.... who would make me feel smaller! LOL! The house on the side to cracked me up. I wonder how that got by planning and zoning, hee hee.

wendy said...

Holy smokes!!!!!!Lacey is Hot-----I mean, well, as another woman I can admire a well defined bod--right?? without questioning my sexuality --right!! She must work very very hard at they gym. Let us know how her competition goes. Where or Where do you find your photos ----I promise, I won' steal (tee,hee)

Picket said...

Nikki you are a nut girl! lol I wish I had my pantry organized better...things have been going slack since the warmer weather has arrived...I wish your beautiful daughter the best of luck in her competition!

StampinMom said...

Haha, a man driving...freakin' hilarious Nikki! And your daughter is hot, tee hee ;-) Oops, did I just say that?

Jamie :-)

carma said...

It appears Mrs. Meyer's has worked wonders already; we could all use a Mrs. Meyer's. And your daughter rocks! :-)
carma

Tootsie said...

I wish every day was I wish wednesday! I love your posts!

I use the talking dirty with the queen of clean...(and not because of the queen part)....I am the queen (okay...used to be) the queen of neurotic cleanliness.....the last few months I may have slipped (okay fallen ) off that wagaon...my house is tidy...but not to my usual standards...and it is starting to bug me!

Michelle said...

Ok, do you always win blogger give aways??

wenderful said...

Good luck to your daughter. She is a gorgeous girl. I do so love the bumper sticker. Where can I get one of my own? And I love Anna. She rocks!

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

I love it! Those amazons...are they really women???

Good luck to your daughter. She is beautiful!

tam said...

Hi Nikki!
I was trying to figure out how the floor plan must be in that funky house? Good luck to your girl!
And I want to see the store that sold those big mama's their dresses-and slap that sales person!
I hope my wishes dont smell like fishes either! Hope your havin a good week sister~Tam D

Cynthia said...

Nikki,
your daughter is gorgeous! Now, your pantry looks fabulous, and I really want those gals to stand next to me. hehe, Cindy

Jan the crazy lady said...

It is pretty early in the morning here and I just kept on scrolling down to make a comment. You are a rockstar.

Your daughter is so gorgeous for sure. Good luck to her as well.

Those are the type of friends you want to hang with. They make anyone look 20 pds thinner. And party on dude with the cans. Think of the money though ;)

fynn said...

The man driving reminds me of a Bill Engvill joke.

A tactor trailer gets stuck under an over pass.
The cop gets there and asks "hey, did your truck get stuck?"
Driver says "nope, I was haulin that there over pass and ran out of gas, here's your sign."

ok it's much funnier when Bill does it.

I love I wish wednesdays.
fynn

Jenners said...

Wow! I wish I looked like your daughter! She is gorgeous! I'm hope she wins whatever she is competing in!

And those beer cans ... so gross!

And I think I may have to check out Mrs. Meyers ... anything that might clear out some room for more snacks sounds good to me.

Charli and me said...

Wonderful and funny post Nikki! I hope you are enjoying a happy day! Best of luck to your daughter ♥

Kerri said...

Very funny, as usual!

Marrdy said...

I wish I looked more like Lacey and less like the two in the second picture. (Dumb Jazz! Can't they just win on the road?? Jeez!)

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

Hahahahaha, laughing to death as always....LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE it!!!

Cherie said...

Your blog always makes me feel much better about myself! (BIG smile).

Swirl Girl said...

I wish that I was as clever as you on Wednesdays.

And I guess two fat giant ladies is the new black!

LOL

dana said...

Every time I come here, I sit and stare at your fur babies. I wanna tussle with them and roll on the floor and tickle their tummies.

LiLu said...

OMg... I LOVE the second one! Haha I'd give anything just to see them in person and buy them a drink, never mind have them follow me! Hilar!

salmagundi said...

Once again a beautiful picture of a beautiful daughter!!!! Sally

Jannie Funster said...

BEAUTIFUL PANTRY!!!

IT had better be a milion dollar diamond ring to go fetching around down in that potty hole. Yuck!

Good luck to the Lovely lacey.

Eddie and Brenda said...

Your daughter is just beautiful! Good luck to her and thanks for another good laugh! I wish Wednesdays are my favorite!

Jill said...

Is that really your daughter????

onlymehere said...

I posted a picture of your Wellsville Mountains on my new PUBLIC sewing blog. I was thinking about you when I took the picture bz I knew how much you loved them. I took several pictures that day of them. It's so nice to have a public blog where people can find me. There's a link on my blog roll for it. Come see me sometime! Cindy P.S. What are Ozzie and Crumpie up to?

Cadance said...

So....how did your daughter do in the competition? I already know she WON! right!?

Shannon said...

I love the Work Ethic Bumper Sticker! Classic :) Best of luck to your daughter!!

Crazy Daisy said...

L.O.V.E. IT!

Lisa (aka) French said...

Your daughter is gorgeous best of luck to her;) Thanks for popping in and reading about my crazy adventure...shame the weather was cold and windy!!! high of 64 only!! UGH! French;)

Dixie said...

My first visit to your ridiculously funny blog... and now... after reading you last 10 or so posts...
I wish I could wipe that stupid grin off my face!

Michael said...

Lacey is SMOKIN' hot! I totally can say that in the most non-pervy of ways ;)

tiburon said...

Your I WISH posts are my most favorite!! LOve it :)

Fifi Flowers said...

Love the fallen over house design!
You find great things to make me laugh!
Thank you sooooo much!
Fifi

ann said...

your daughter is gorgeous.i've been awol,but i'm catching up./..Ann

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