Wednesday, February 25, 2009

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~

It's Wednesday...and I'm on a streak of two weeks in a row posting on time...WOOT!

I wish.....................I had one of these sweaters. Don't we all have days like this. Of course mine would need a gazillion more skeins of yarn......





I wish....................to brag for half a minute. Meet my two nephews Ethan and Evan...They just finished 1st and 2nd place in their school's spelling bee. Not only did these guys win....but after the 3rd place fella missed his word....the two brothers continued to battle it out for 64 MORE words... yeah color this Auntie proud! ....WAY TO GO GUYS!





I wish...........that everyone who feels that every baby has the right to be born....would follow this link HERE. I had the good fortune to meet a lovely blogger today and her post is an important one. The opposition's beliefs are heard every single day in a very loud voice. It's time we make sure our voices are heard too. It's such a simple way to make a statement. Please take the time to check out what this is all about!








I wish........................men would NOT get creative with facial hair....or body hair for that matter. Don't you wish you'd met him first....HUBBA





I wish..................that all dogs were this smart and filled with sage advice. If you need a burning question answered....Lucky is the dog to see. He lives over at "Life is Good" a hilarious blog by a very funny lady. Click HERE and see what I mean.






I wish...................someone would explain this to me.....No REALLY...explain this to me !




I wish........................That I had a sister to make my life complete. I'm not sure however that I'd want her to tell all my secrets like THIS sister does. Meet Justeeeeeen one of my favorite bloggers of all time. You have to read THIS post she did about her sister. You will die laughing...seriously...you might want to have a doctor present ...oh ....(language warning...sometimes she has a wee-bit-o-the-potty-mouth) And she's beautiful...and you'll love her.


And meet Jill her sister. She has a blog called Jill's Believe it or not.....another blogger you are destined to love! They have a "sister wars" thing going that is beyond funny. The two of them will definitely make you *snort*. This picture of Jill is a sample of the things they post about each other.....







I wish................to NEVER see a crack like this in my windshield.......







I wish......................to NOT live next door to this kid...EVER



Thanks for stopping by for this episode of I wish Wednesday....I heard it from a reliable Cricket that dreams do come true....so tell me....what do you wish for?

103 comments:

Phyllis said...

Oh geez - the shaved hair is so gross; the guy on the bike is even more gross, and the little girl is plain wicked.

Congratulations to your nephews' spelling bee win. I'd be so proud too!

KC Mom said...

I'm at a loss for words! I truly hope your wishes come true!

Yaya said...

That kid looks evil!

Crack! Ha!

Thank you for the info on the red envelope project. I will definitely be participating.

I've always wanted a sister too :(

Happy To Be said...

GM Nikki...I love the way Justine comes with a warning label...Too funny..I love reading the sisters wars those 2 have going on..I think Justine funniest post was when she told EVERYONE about where she had Boinked..Now girl I have always wanted a sister until I read those 2..Great I wish Wednesday girl!!! now I better go and see what those girls have been up to...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

Laura said...

I wish to congratulate your nephews! Boys that can spell - they will go far in life! They must have awesome parents!

Shauna said...

I love that sweater too! Perfect for a bad hair day don't you think :)

Mariafer said...

The sweater is great for a bad hair-body-spirit-mood-day!! Congratulations to your nephews.
Maria.

Sandy Toes said...

Did that little girl set that fire????


OH my that hairy chest..GROSS!!!!
Have a great Thursday...yes, I am one day late!
~Sandy toe

dana said...

Congrats on your on-time "I Wish Wed." post, Nikki! You outdid yourself once again! Those photos were great and made even better by your astute comments! I will certainly visit the Red Envelope Project site---I wonder what the education level was of the person who stocked those books under Religion. There are those who do consider him a new Messiah, so perhaps that explains it.

Those sisters look and sound like some kind of blogging fun! You certainly find the good ones for us! That green stuff coming from her nose must be in preparation for St. Pat's Day!!!

Happy belated birthday to your DIL! What a blessing to have a great one--I do, too! :)

Have a terrific Wednesday---and go play a little!!!

Dana

michelle said...

I wish you lived next door from me, Nikki, so we could sit down over a cup of coffe (and maybe a donut) in the morning and laugh at all this stuff because you just crack me up!

Having seen pictures of your yard, I doubt you will ever move though. But a girl can wish... :o)

LadyFi said...

You crack me up - hilarious as usual! Man, do I need that sweater after seeing some of the pictures you posted... And when I say you crack me up, I'm not referring to that 'crack' photo either....

::Jan:: said...

I do not want to join that religion.

That sweater makes the snuggie look normal.

And that biker cracks me up.

Quirkyloon said...

That crack photo is the best!

I'm still laughing at it! You are such a funny lady and know how to capture funny so well.

LMBO!

~♥~ Monica S said...

Hahaha... Love you wishy wendsday!! :-)

Monica

xinex said...

That little girl looks so creepy. I do enjoy Justine's blog., She sure is funny. I still have to visit her sister's blog. I'll go check out that site you recommended. Happy Ash Wed!...Christine

Carolynn said...

Nikki, you are too much! That sweater makes me think of a blow dryer for some reason...OMG, the woman on the motorbike is..well..ROFL..you know...and that kid at the end, she's creepin' me out, girl!

Pedaling said...

creative man hair-ewwwh
i love the sweater
hate the big butthole
and now i am going to go check out your sites mentioned.

what do i wish?
i wish as i sit here on my computer my pup would quite bringing me treasures from around the house;
so far she has brought me a make up brush, a stuffed mickey mouse and her very own doggy bone....now she's left to go find something else.

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

I have a sister... but am going to go check out those sisters. They sound like fun. Love the color of the sweater!

DI
The Blue Ridge Gal

tammy said...

I love Wednesday's at your place.

Congrats to your nephews! I'm sure they get their good spelling genes from their aunt.

Wonder how many car accidents that crack caused?

Not The Rockefellers said...

Loved this! And your viewpoint :)

Peace - Rene

Mrs. B. Silly said...

I love the crack in the windshield remark. I saw that photo when I was searching for something but quickly clicked away so I wouldn't have to look at it anymore. Thanks for bringing it back front and center.

Aleta said...

ok, the umm sweather thingie, how does it go on? Looks like an alien at first glance.

Woah on the 1st and 2nd place. That's great!


Ewwww on the man picture. That's just W R O N G

Religion/Political Pic - not touching that with a ten foot pole.

I don't have a sister, but I'm going to check out those blogs you mentioned.


OMG to the crack

thanks, I can't stand scary movies and that picture freaks me out with the little girl

French Fancy said...

Oh you proud auntie - and quite right too

J'Ollie Primitives said...

JUST SAY NO to windshield crack.
And manscaping.

Ally said...

I'll have some of those pics stuck in my head ALL day, thanks.

Congrats to the spelling bee winners! =)

tardevil said...

If you never want to see a crack like that, then don't go to Myrtle Beach on Memorial Day weekend - EVER! I was a little relieved to see ugly facial hair guy didn't have a down arrow extending from that line!

Amy said...

That sweater looks quite scary to me, not to mention the little girls leary looks ;)

This week I am wishing I was rich, but I always wish that.

Michele said...

Hi Nikki ~ Thanks for the link to Justine...she's a hoot! That crack is plain disgusting...I hate when you see stuff like that in Lowe's or Menards...yuck!

Have a great day...and congrats to the spelling bee winners!

Hugz,
Michele

Ginger said...

Hi Nikki:
Can't believe it's Wednesday already...time is flying by.
Congrats to your nephews!!! That is really something to brag about.
The little dog is adorable, will have to go check out your friend's blog. I've been to Jill and Justeen's blog...pretty funny gals.
His books under religion...sure would ask someone about that...not right at all.
Crack kills, literally. lol.
Ginger

Justine/Justiney/Tiney said...

ROFL! So THAT is why I've gotten some new visitors today! Thanks Nikki! You da best, woman! But no one is funnier than thee!
OMG, that fat chick on the bike. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Can you imagine? You'd probably crash your car. Either that or run her over on purpose. Gross!
And wtg to your nephews! That's awesome!!!!!!!!
Btw... I'm so glad that you chose that picture of Jill to post. Heeheeheeee

Justine :o )

Raxx - A day in the life said...

Hi Nikki!
Could you imagine the poor mom feeling all so proud but unable to root for any particular son? Of course it's a win-win situation!

Heather said...

The crazy facial hair/body hair had me spewing coffee all over!! Too funny.

Kristen said...

You the best LOL
the sweater was cool the hair was gross but the crack beat it ALL.

Congrates to your nephews on being so smart...English was not my best subject...even though it is my first and only language!

Mimi Sue said...

Where do you find these pictures?? You are too funny. I so need that sweater today. I have a daughter in law that I love too. If they ever break up I'm keeping her instead of him. Where were those bridal pictures taken? It kind of looks like Thanksgiving Point. They're gorgeous. Mimi

Diane said...

some of the funniest pics i've seen in a long time! lmao!

Darlene said...

I had to LAUGH out LOUD over these....the crack, just GROSS!!! I am going to go visit your other links!♥

devri said...

Ok sweaterphobic!!!!

How in the crack did my butt get on your blog.. I am calling someone!!!!

That little girl is scary..

Obamamama is a religion. I believe it, he is like a PROFIT of a bad cult.. scary.

Firefly@www.firefly-shop.org said...

Awesome post, and well men will be men LOL but I wish I didn't see that crack on a picture even LOL

Nancy Jane said...

Congratulations to your nephews! My spelling can be atrocious sometimes and I majored in English. Luckily, my son got the good spelling gene from his father! On this Wednesday, I wish I had your DIL to claim as my own. You are truly blessed! Nancy

ann said...

Hilarious as always.Great post...Ann

storypeople said...

Even if they weren't your nephews, I'd be crazy proud. Little spelling bee winners just do that for me. And little science and math geeks, too. I love little ones who have parents who told them to go out and rock the brains.

Lori said...

Congrats to your nephews!!! I can't spell for nothing.

What is up with the religion section??? Please explain it to me...

Very funny post as always.

Tristan said...

OMG, deff. don't want that religion!

Congrats to the nephews.

And that "crack"..I think I just threw up a little..lol!

jori-o said...

Okay, first of all that sweater is one Extreme Snuggie! And WHERE do you find this stuff??! I'm gonna have to show that unfortunate crack to my hubby (did YOU see that?? and take that pic????)--he is going to be all kinds of grossed out! HAHAHA!

Beverly said...

I wish I would remember to go potty before I read your blog. You always make me almost pee my pants. (Now that would be embarrassing.)

Rachel said...

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....I'm crying and peeing my pants!!! SOOOOOOOOO funny!!!

Chris said...

Good Job Nephews, love when I read about smart kids. Don't you just love those sisters. I keep threatening to send Justine to charm school. :) That crack shot, how would you like to follow that thing down the road.Good one, as usual.

Love Ya,
Chris

Erin said...

That hair picture is just plain disgusting. But I always love these posts! (Even if something grosses me out.)

jeanne said...

Hi Nikki, Lets hope your wishes do come true. The motorcycle chick is beyond believing. Yuck. Your smart and cute nephews are awesome spellers. Loved them. The sweater would look grand on noone!!! Men playing art school on their bodies are so not attractive. I love the doggie photo. He is adorable. The little firebug is soooo cute.

Love your post as always.

Hugs...Jeanne

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Let me know if you figure out where we can get one of those sweaters.

Melissa said...

I wish for one of those sweaters too! Awe.some!

vintagewindow said...

The biker chic gives a whole new meaning to the term "Crotch Rocket" ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww' nasty!!

Going to check out the sisters now, they look like my kinda bloggers.

Kris

Anonymous said...

I wish this economy could be fixed. I wish Obama would keep his mouth shut at least until after 4 pm, everytime he opens his trap the DOW falls.

I wish Nancy Pelosi would have that spring taken out of her ASS, she was like a Jack-in-the-box last night and I don't think ole Joe can keep up with ole Nancy in the box.

I wish I didn't feel this way.

JyLnC said...

Love that sweater! It helps preserve a woman's mystery, too. Congrats for your nephews on their achievement.

Midwest Mommy said...

OMG! So much to comment about...
first 64 words...amazing!
second...crack in my windshield had me snorting!
third...that kid scares me.
fourth...going to check out those sisters now.

Heather said...

Right about now, I'm just wishing for a magical fairy to come and wave his/her wand and make all the rest of the work I have to get done by Monday morning on this house DONE, then wave the wand again so that we have a steady stream of interested buyers knocking on our door when the For Sale sign goes up Monday, then wave the wand again so that a bidding war ensues, then another wave so that we find the perfect house and it is ridiculously underpriced, then one last wave so that I could be at George's Italian Villa from the time that the first fairy shows up until all my belongings are moved into the new house.

That's not too much to wish for, is it? If I had to pick between the magical fairy and George, you know which way I'd go... **whistling innocently**

Love your I Wish Wednesdays! *mwah*

A New England Life said...

Wednesdays are just too funny with you Nikki! I swear, that sweater one would be something my daughter would do, seriously!

You do realize she has her legs and head in the arms with her hand sticking out the neck hole, right? lol!

Jill said...

This picture of me is making it's way around the web. I've got some serious snot problems... along with some other things.. LMAO!

mbkatc230 said...

I wish I hadn't seen the crack in the windshield picture. I wish I could figure out how someone as cute as Drew Barrymore could look so totally wicked. And I wish that I could do something on time 2 weeks in a row like you did! Kathy

santamaker said...

Congrats on your nephews accomplishments! I agreed that Justine and Jill have great blogs. Thanks so much for the big crack picture! LOL

wendy said...

That crack shot---------are you serious, I would laugh my guts out, probably crash, if I saw something like that on the road. Holy crap ---or shall I say, crack!!

Joy said...

I have never heard of I Wish Wednesday. Your wishes were alternately thought-provoking, head-shaking and gut-busting!

I will check out the Red Envelope link.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Hey, looky here! I'm actually posting a comment on Wednesday of your I Wish Wednesday post! Your reliable Cricket was right! (grin!!)

That man hair is...uh, no thanks!

That little girl truly looks evil...

Just Say NO to Crack! ;)

Off to visit your recommended reading...thanks for more hilarity! ;)

Jessica said...

OMG! I can't get that vision of fur and crack out of my head~ nightmares tonight for sure...lol. UUUGGHHHH. The firestarter pic is eerie.

So proud of your nephews!! Give them a WTG from me. :)

Hugs~ J

Fragrant Liar said...

That sweater reminds me of Kenny on South Park. :)

I totally "cracked" up when I saw that chick on the back of that motorcycle. How hysterical.

I wish . . . my sister were still alive to make fun of me like those crazy sisters you blogged about. That's what I wish.

dana wyzard said...

OK. I'm going to stick my neck out here and offer to be your sister. I already have one rich sister, and I might as well have another one. I know how to deal with "people like you". And you know all about me, so I don't see a problem.

I assume I have to be the OLDER sister. *sigh* But that's ok as long as I get to stick beans up your nose.

Lisa Loo said...

Okay--I am pretty sure this is a loser thing to ask but......did you stop following me on purpose??

If you did--I think I will throw myself off a cliff----

no pressure from the creepy stalker lady tho...

Anne Fannie said...

I wish that I wish wednesday were everyday! LOL
Love, Ann

tam said...

Well congrats to those lil smarty pants nephews of yours`that's awesome! And as always what a funny post Nikki! I am with ya on that books of religon -I mean really what the??? And the kid-can you say children of the corn? LoL!
Thanks for the heads up about the Red Envolope I will have to get over there and check that out!
Hope you are having a fun week~Tam:D

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

My 8-year old son could explain the book store display to you, though you may not believe it. He's said it since he was our Senator.
That butt is just WRONG! The sweater? Ummm...no can do. The dog? Just like yours. Those smart award winning kids - rock on! Red Envelope? Checking it out. Fire - kid? Hmmm...
Love ya!

Bo said...

Another "lu-lu" of a post Nikki...
A big round of applause for Ethan & Evan...they are a couple of cuties too! Gotta run...gonna check out my big butt & see if I could look as good as the gal on the bike... LOL ...;-) Bo

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Your nephews are not only brilliant, they are adorable. I'm beginning to think you might have some of the most craziest wishes I've ever come across! That man with the body hair; that person hidden inside a sweater; that crack in your windshield! How do you do it? laurie

Sue said...

I love the picture of that Big Ass...and the lady on the back of the motorcyle too!! and yes, that kid looks very very evil...

Auds at Barking Mad said...

WTH was the point the dude was trying to make with the body hair art...and I wish I hadn't wasted so much time trying to figure it out. *lol*

And the crack...honey that's not just a CRACK! That's like the hoover damn busting in half. Oh Lordy...I might not recover from this one.

onlymehere said...

I too hope to never see a crack like this in my windshield! The body hair on that man is so disgusting!! I think I'd be shaving him while he slept if he was my husband!! This world definitely has some weirdos that's for sure!

onlymehere said...

P.S. I like chest hair on a man, just not the way this dude grew and shaved it!! Didn't want you worried about what I was or wasn't shaving on my husband while he slept! LOL!

Michelle said...

Well, I am impressed by your nephews and their mad spelling skills. :)

Love that picture of the little girl in front of the burning house. I'm trying to figure out if that is photoshopped or not.

Marrdy said...

That is the second time I have been seriously disturbed by pictures on your blog. Now, why would someone with a big o booty ride around with it hanging out? Never mind, don't answer that!

And...what a game. I hope they can keep this up plus they have moved up a sopt and should take New Orleans too!

Nancy said...

Nikki, those are all funny pictures, but it was the last picture of that little girl that got me, or maybe it was your wording...lol :) Nancy

Chris said...

Hi Nik, thanks for stopping by. I don't know what the hell is going on, but it's making me crazy. LOL I went to help and read all about them upgrading the follower's list to Friend Connect and you might lose some temp,oh blah blah blah, anyway most of the sites have that on thier blog. But mine disappeared, I can't even find where to click on follower. Maybe they will fix it soon.

Love ya,
Chris

Tiffany said...

LMAO That kid is the devil! And that bearded shaved guy looks like he'd fit right in my neck of the woods. LOL

Mammatalk said...

A reliable cricket? too cute. And your nephews set off my teacher approval button. I love great spellers. Yeah! Oh, and I gave you a shout out on my blog today. Or, maybe not quite a shout out. What's the ghetto word? Call out? Hope you can take a peek. ;-)

Mammatalk said...

A reliable cricket? too cute. And your nephews set off my teacher approval button. I love great spellers. Yeah! Oh, and I gave you a shout out on my blog today. Or, maybe not quite a shout out. What's the ghetto word? Call out? Hope you can take a peek. ;-)

Bobbi Jo said...

Nikki you have just been given and award on my blog on 2/26. Hugs, Bobbi Jo

Grand Pooba said...

You can be my sister! I've got two others and we'd love to add you to the group!

Lilly's Life said...

OMG, theya re all so funny that I can't single anyone of them out except to say where do you find all this stuff? They are great!

Shelia said...

Oh, there you go again, Nikkiness! lol Now I have to tell you, right after Easter we have a bunch of college kids come here and parade around half nekked and I do see cracks just like hers and more! Oh, my goodness!
Me, bitchin'? Did I just saya that? Me? lol
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;0

Da Bergs said...

You are so stinkin' funny!!!! seriously.

TMI Tara said...

That first pic totally made me laugh!

The Blonde Duck said...

That man's hair is NUTS!

Cynthia said...

Oh Nicki,
Hilarious as usual! That lady on the cycle, my stomache hurts from laughing so hard. Cindy

Saucy Debora said...

Geez where would I even to start to comment on some of those pics. Obama under Religion? The crack to end all cracks?

Thanks for the smiles. :)

Nana said...

Ummmm, I have hair like that on my chest. That was going to be my next post. Thanks for stealing my thunder.

How would you go about putting on and evern more importantly taking off that sweater thing.

Obama as a religion, PLEASE...I don't even know what to say to that. Except WHAT???!!!?

I need to go check out the blog about a babies right to be born now. I forgot to do that. Thanks for the tip.

Eudea-Mamia said...

Congratulations to your nephews!! That is so great. Glad to see literacy is not dead with the generation of texting - whew.

How about this for religion - I'm praying that, that is someone's idea of a joke. Gag.

Sincerely Yours said...

OH MY GOSH NIKKI! You never cease to make me laugh with your wishing!!!! FIRST Congrats to Ethan and Evan most guys can't spell their names!!!! Can't explain the religion one at all; so glad I wasn't behind that behind and that little girl is gonna give me nightmares tonight!lol lol lol Thanks I needed this! Jeannette

Dawn said...

EGADS! Quite the crack! Why doesn't some of us know this is happening?!

Tulsi said...

The crack totally caught me off guard and I'm laughing hysterically. Note to self: Be so thankful the motorcycle was sold years ago and that you would never wear a shirt ---- of any length --- while riding it.

lvroftiques said...

I wish you would post "I wish Weds" every day! *winks* You are such a riot!...And that little girl creeps me out too.....Vanna

Michael said...

LOL @ Jill...what a crack up!

Sara's Sweet Surprise said...

You CRACK me up (obvious pun intended)!
I adore Miss Tiney! I discovered her from your blog when she won your giveaway. We became fast friends when we discovered we both lurrved Ghost Hunters! Reading their blogs always makes me think of and miss my sis who lives in sunny So Cal while and I'm in the rainy Northwest. Thank Heaven and T-mobile for "my Fav Five" and free long distance!

Congratulations to your cutie pie nephews!

Sweet Wishes,
Sara

LuckyMe said...

Great pictures and comments! Thanks, Nikki!

hellosweetworld said...

I don't know which picture is more disturbing this time!

tiburon said...

Your I Wish Wednesdays are my most favorite!!

 

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