Wednesday, November 18, 2009
~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~
I wish....................................All terrorists were into fashion...it would make them so much easier to spot!
I wish.......................This wasn't how I've been feeling lately.
I wish.............................to see what she makes him wear at their wedding!
I wish...................................men got smarter with age.....but alas............
I wish.......................that today's society was smart enough not to need this sign.
I wish......................budget cuts weren't hitting our schools so hard.
I wish...................budget cuts weren't hitting the workplace as well.
I wish..........................people would think a little harder before they name their business.
I wish......................................the 70's would come back...dayum men were hot back then!
I wish......................truth in advertising wasn't quite so....honest.
I wish............................my daughter Lacey would quit working out. I used to be able to put some fear in her when she needed to behave...it's not so easy now that she knows she can kick my butt!
I wish..............................this didn't make me laugh because I can relate! (just kidding hubby)
I wish..........................that my new job was an interpreter. I don't even speak Japanese and I'm pretty sure I could do as good a job as this guy did!
I wish......................this hair style would come into fashion....I'm pretty sure I could rock it!
I wish..............................I was a senior citizen....they can get away with anything and still be cute!
I wish......................................to say....Amen.
I wish.................................the government wasn't running the auto industry.
I wish.....................................he was my Grandpa!
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Nikki, you're still alive?!? So glad you're back!
Thanks for the chuckles!
everyday i wait
today you delivered
your daughter...how does she do it?
don't know the cure for the blog mojo....wish i could stop...have anything for blog addiction?
Loved the guy in the witness protection program...what dedication to his job. He shows up with hopes that he isn't recognized!
Your daughter is phenomenal. If I come back in another life, I am definitely going to ask God to give me a body like hers.
Glad you're taking it day by day. You're still putting smiles on faces.
Thank you for all the giggles...I was wondering when you would post again!
Hey Welcome back!
I'm not sure how to hunt down a mojo, but if you find yours maybe you could find mine too!
I've been missing you!!! Dang your daughter is awesome!
I am fairly certain the answer to finding one's mojo is revealed among the brightly colored symbols of Bejeweled Blitz.......... ;)
Seeing an I Wish Wednesday post in my blog reader just made me SQUEEEE with joy!
Lacey is fearsomely awesome! Wow!!
I definitely wished you posted more often!
Oh Nikki! I have missed reading these. So funny! hope that your mojo comes back soon!
Lacey is looking great! Wish I could hve the willpower to get my bodyfat down as low as hers..
Thank you for a huge, gigantic smile and the laughter. Glad to see you back.
Lacey is amazing, I had that willpower a few years back and was a gym rat..wish I could find my motivation again.
Cece
But when you DO show up you pack quite a punch, chick!! LOL Love them all....
xoxo<
Connie
It's always fun when you do post. Missing you! Sally
Yes, the cure for you, if you foget your blogging buddies, and don't post regularly so we can laugh at your wonderful funny posts, that we check everyday for a new post, and then NOTHING for weeks on end. Then you must submit to showing yourself in on of these funny pictures.
Just kidding, but really do we have to wait so long next time, I was having a blah, blah meltdown
seriously
Cheryl
Oh, how I have MISSED YOU!
I am so glad to see you are Back!!!
Love them all:)
Your daughter is AMAZING!!!!
Earlier today, I was just thinking about how much I missed your funny posts...I'm delighted to see you back! Your sense of humor always brightens my day.
NIKKI!!! When I saw the first picture I realized how much I've missed these wacky pictures from you!!
I hope life is treating you dandy!!
I am very certain when saying "I wish I never saw that photo of your daughter"... now I can't eat the cookie sitting in front of me. Seriously, there's ice cream in the freezer too. Time to dust off the Jane Fonda vhs tape.
Ooo how I have missed you!
Sooooo good to see you back!
And your daughter is freaking RIPPED!
I am jealous!
I know how that bird feels. I was most definitely NOT the bluebird of happiness this morning.
I wish Nikki would blog more often.
Dang, I really missed these! They rock and so do you! LOL. Keep it up Nikki, you are a riot!! Sue
OK - your girl is awesome - in a totally good way!
Laughed (and nearly choked) over the frogs!
Who doesn't wish they had those kind of grandparents?
Can't help with the blogger mojo - but when you do come out and blog it makes it all worth it!!
At least you actually "wished on Wed" right?
Isn't it cold up there yet - as soon as you have to start staying inside and can't pull weeds anymore - you'll get it back!
You're alive!! I snort-laughed during this one, so thanks! I'm losing my bloggy mojo, too. What are ya gonna do? It's not that important, and it's still fun when you do post. :)
So glad you are back.....I am really in need of a Crumpet and Ozzie fix!!
:) Tracey
Well, it's great to see your post and I wasn't disappointed!
This was so funny.....I laughed out loud..... Good to see you....take care!
I can't help you with the mojo bz my blog is just my life. I probably bore everyone to tears but that's me, lol! I still like coming to see you even if you're not the bluebird of happiness. There are times I'm not either. I tend to live life closer to tears right now.....three weeks from today and Trav leaves on his mission. I think I'm the only mom ever that got into such a low funk about it. Sigh....I really have to pull myself together.
Turn off the news. Honest to goodness - I've learned in my month-long blog hiatus that ignorance is bliss.
It'll be 2010 soon enough.
Miss you lady!!
And Lacey, Jeez Louise that chick is fierce with a capital FEAR!!!
Hey Nikki!
Good to see you back in blogland, you made me laugh as usual!
Thank you for the sweet facebook message....I appreciate your prayers.
Have a great week~
♥,Lilly
Glad you're back, will take your funny self whenever you can. Love those hot guys from the 70's. Looks like they're from pimpville. Mimi
Miss you! Hug those cute boys for me - you know, the ones with fur!
Wine. That's the best cure I can suggest.
I think your blog mojo was back with this post. Too funny!
OMG! I wish Wednesday!!!!! I'm so glad you're back! I've been missing my mid-week giggle.
It's so good to see you back! I have missed Wednesdays!
Thanks for the giggles tonight.
Your daughter is unbelievable!
Hugs, Ann
Good ones Nikki! That 1st guy was certainly stylin'! ☺
Hurray for this laugh! I really needed it... Keep on posting the funnies and maybe your mojo will come back!
Hooray, you're back! At least for today... don't worry about your blog mojo, sometimes we all just need to step away and rethink what we're doing before we can go forward.
My favorites are the senior citizens!
Well you still got "it" Nikki! This was hilarious in usual Crumpet fashion!
LMBO!
The only cure is to just DO it.
I'm totally laughing at the frogs. I gotta show my hubs that one!
I just love your daughter...I wish I had the energy to work out...but, alas, I don't..lol!
I missed your funnies, but I can relate about the blog mojo...I haven't had it lately either...that is, until my little grandbaby got here!
Hugz,
Michele
She is baaaaack. About that mojo thing...if you find yours, see if mine is anywhere near by. FB is just easier and quicker and more fin at times. *sigh* But I do miss ya here and thank you for the chuckles!! I needed them today.
Love ya,
Sue
Where have you been? glad to see you are alive and kicking! I love your Wednesday poats! I've missed them!
Happy to see you making an appearance! I need to get one of those I Hate Everybody shirts. My blog mojo has been flagging as well lately...Let me know if you discover the secret to regaining our blog gusto!
Yippee!!! Nikki's back to brighten our day! That first shot just hurts my eyes lol. And hey, I just my AARP card, does that mean I'm allowed to wear that cool grandma shirt?? So glad to browse through my reader and see a post from you! Kathy
YAY!!!! so fun to hear from you again. YOU. HAVE. BEEN. MISSED.
good photos as usual and they always make me laugh
sorry you feel like you have been an unhappy little blue bird
missed you girl....I have nothing good to blog about anymore since summer ended...so I am just going through the motions right now! lol
It was worth the wait!
Whoo Hoo you're back!
Now I have to leave and go cry after seeing your daughter! She is stunning!!
Well, it's about damn time, woman! OMG, that guy with the fluff of hair? It looks like a woman's bush sitting on his head!!!
I cracked the hell up at the sperm frogs. heeheeheeeeeee
Justine :o )
Oh, I have so missed you. I always enjoy your post. You make me laugh. Hoping you get your blog mojo back really soon. I don't the answer, but understand. Hope knowing that so many of us miss you will help get you going.
I've missed you SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!!! HAHAHAHA!! I want your daughter's body...just not willing to get it..hahah! Love it all!!! That was fuuuuuuuunny!!
Well it's about time!! Do you need some blogging tough love. Cuz I am peri-menopausal and seem to get cranky at the slightest provocation. Don't make me come up there. lol lol So glad to see you back again. I missed you!
Glad you're back. Figured you would be once the weather turned! :+)
Crazy~ Where do you find this stuff? The people of Walmart...crazy!
sandy toe
I love the Ritalin one. That's my pet-peeve.
Take a break for the the holidays...it's worth it. That's my cure.
Kelly
PS Nice to see you. It's been a long time.
I have missed your wishing! I just had to read through the last four Wish Wed. posts, just for laughs. Hopefully I'll get to Blogland a bit more often, and if I do, you know I'll stop by!
Hey, wait! I think that WAS my grandpa. And my grandma too--she hates everyone, but she's still cute!
P.S. Blog mojo is elusive. It eludes me several times a week these days, and I am struggling to keep up. Thing is, I LOVE blogging and love my bloggy friends, so that's what keeps me coming back.
P.P.S. I want Lacey's back!
Love these posts! You are almost as bad at blogging as I am lately---heh, heh....
Always glad to see you back!
I wish you did not use the riatlin joke.
Great as usual. I couldn't believe it when I saw you made a post. Hope everything is going well w/ you.
Your fantastic! This post was great.
Yeah! You're back! You are missed! I love the grandpa t-shirt. That fits my grandpa to a "t" (no pun intended). I am pretty sure he would have worn it too!
So glad you are back. Good luck with the bloggy blues. Those jerk commenters seemed to have taken all the fun out of you! Get better!
hey girl...you always come up with some of the funniest pics!!! lol
I have missed you girl...I want to wish you and yours and Happy Thanksgiving! ~Picket~
Oh how you were missed! ...and you sure did deliver with this "I wish"! Thanks for the laughs this morning...and you daughters pic made me rethink eatting all day...heck all week!
Did you make it to nyc for the marathon...I was thinking of you!
Here it is almost an entire week later, and I'm just getting here! Oh but so worth it!
lick a chick! HA
You are back and better then before!!! You have been away too long...nobody else finds pictures like you do....Have a wonderful Thanksgiving with the family and don't let your daughter kick your butt over who gets the wishbone!
I love seeing your name bold in my reader! :) Love it!! Definitely worth the wait!
How the heck are ya girl? I haven't been here in awhile, sorry. Love your I wish Wednesdays. I am wishing you and your family a very Happy Thanksgiving.
So much fun, as always!!
AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Hope you are well and having fun today.
xo
I love, love, love this post!!! And the last one is an Air Force vet! You can tell by his belt buckle! GO AIR FORCE!!
Next time you're by, leave me some comment love girl!
Hey!! Good to see you!! Hope you're doing well...
FAB to see you still find such FABULOUSLY FUNNY photos! Hope all is well with you!!!
Fifi
I wish (and hope) Wednesday is back to stay!
I have to say when I saw your sweet girl, my meno-paused in AWWWW! She is sooo amazing!
My DIL just ran her first marathon, after an intense year of training and a 30lb weight loss. I was overjoyed for her accomplishment.
Sweet holiday wishes.
Sara
You are so funny! Please tell your daughter to stop working out. It's just WRONG to look that good!
Hey NikkiCrumpet! What's happening girlfriend! I could go for a few men of the 70's too! LOL!!! I've often said that I'm going to throw myself a 70's party! I wish I could tell you how to get your blog mojo back but, I can't get mine back! LOL!!! I try a little, I get and idea and then it's so darn hard to take a picture these days. (Click click ) I freak out at the thought of being a (camera packing mama) again. LOL!!! I'm planning to post a little, because I hate to drop out forever. Take care Nikki and Season's Greetings to you and yours! Deb
You seriously have talent doing these things!! Cracked me up!!
Where are you ?, I miss ya. Stop by when you get the time. I'm at a new address now. Hope you feeling well.
Love Ya & Miss ya,
Chris
YES I do....don't pressure yourself into thinking we need a LONG ASS post from you....just a hey, a picture a one line joke.....key being one line
Miss you dear bloggie friend....
Did you ever finish that kitchen way back when that you were working on ????
I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving, we sure did....lots to be thankful for....
I am thankful for Glenn Beck !!!! :)
All the best,
xo Kathy :)
I wish............more people could find the humor like you have... LOL!!!
Hey Nikki,
I miss laughing at your "Wish Wednesdays"! My blog mojo goes off and on for the past few months-so no worries, we'll still be here to read when you blog again!
Sweetie, You just Have to keep blogging...you're the best part of my Wednesdays!
Thank you for the laugh. I really needed that....almost cried I laughed so much....
Good morning Nikki, I just popped over to wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I hope you have a wonderful holiday ♥
Hope you have a blessed and very Merry Christmas! ♥ HUGS ♥
Stopping by to wish you a Very Merry Christmas, Nikki! You are missed! Hope you're having a wonderful holiday with your family! :) ((HUGZ!))
YOU NEED TO BLOG MORE....THIS IS THE FUNNEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY! I'VE ADDED YOU TO MY LIST..BLOG! AND COME SAY HI :D
Nikki, are you okay? I'm starting to get worried about you. I miss you. Are the kids okay? I hope you have a very bright and good new year. Cindy
Hello Nikki, I have your blog on my sidebar faves. I really miss you. Kathy has the right idea. Just post something short. A photo of your pups or your latest picture on the wall or something from Google is fun and lets us know you are ok. No one has to blog everyday. I like doing it but have slowed down a bit too.
Short and easy is a good thing.
Thinking of you today with wishes for a great 2010.
Hugs, Jeanne
u crack me up!!! :) HAPPY NEW YEAR OLD FRIEND!!! AND YOUR DAUGHTER!! UHHHH JEALOUS!
Well, hi! The first post I read of yours was a great one. But I see it's an older post! Hope you're still around in hopes you are!
I so wish you had your blog mojo back. Miss you.
Nikki,
Every time I'm on Bridget's blog I see this picture of the dude in the dress and turban and I wish you'd post so I didn't have to look at him anymore, lol! Seriously, I miss you though. I hope that life's treating you well. Just think, soon it will be warm enough and you'll be out hanging out at the pool with the boys (Ozzie and Crumpet). Stop by and let's talk! Cindy
So....... did I miss that you were leaving?
I found your blog somehow and I just had a leave a comment on this post - it made me laugh a few times. What a fun post :)
Just stopping by to say hello. "Hello!"
Hope all is okay. It's been soooo long since you've posted. Miss your visits over at my place and miss your posts here even more. I'm having another giveaway. Are you feeling lucky again? Come on by and enter, if you wish. :D
Thanks for making me giggle!! I so needed that today! =)
I wish Nikki would blog again, I miss her... Hoping all is well with you. You have been on my mind lately.
Hugs,
Gin
omg, those first two pics are off my blog!!!! lol...so funny showing up here and it's like..."huh? wait a minute..."
Hilarious as usual my Crumpet :))
and no, I have NO idea how to get the mojo back cos I've totally lost it too!!!!
Nikki, Love your blog, I saw a comment on another post and remembered you from RMS. I have just had the best laugh and feel great, thanks to you. Glad to have found you. Your daughter looks fantastic.
Hugs,
Donna
Nikki, Love your blog, I saw a comment on another post and remembered you from RMS. I have just had the best laugh and feel great, thanks to you. Glad to have found you. Your daughter looks fantastic.
Hugs,
Donna
I wish...you weren't AWOL! :) I miss you!
Have you just not found any funny pictures?
Damn, I miss your blog.
I sure miss your posts my friend.....hope you are okay....
Ha ha loved this post! Have you seen the pics of random WalMart shoppers? Can send them your way if you want........... you'd have a field day.
SO funny.
Thanks, I needed a laugh today.
Hey just checking up on you...wish you'd do a post :)
I bet you're in that awesome pool of yours, floating around...
All the best,
Kathy :)
jokaj@comcast.net
Where are you???? Just wonderin?
Where are you? Really miss your wonderful humor. Just check in and let us know everything is OK!
great post. it made my day. Thanks!
You are killing me! that is the best wish list I have ever seen! I just can't pick a favorite although the senior citizens are rockin it with those tshirts! hahahaha
Thanks for the chuckle!
Oh that is too cute! I love all the photos you found - so appropriate. Any new posts coming soon?
Christmas Blessings to you and your family, From my mountain to yours Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
How sad, I check in all the time, I guess you are never coming back :(
Kathy :)
Nikki!!! How on earth are you girl...where on earth are you? lol I hope all is well on your side of the mountain sweetie..give me a holler some time..you sure gave me many a sweet memory in the old RMS days..take care girl...much love and blessings to you...Picket
miss you!!! wish you were making me giggle still...I loved the I wish wednesday posts!!!
Such a long wish list.
You actually made me laugh. Thanks for your post.
Cassy from Acoustic Guitar Lessons
NikkI~
This is hysterical!
How are you dear friend? <3
Very funny pictures, especially the terrorist one and I need to hire your daughter's personal trainer:)
Oh I hope you find your mojo in your stocking this year...miss you !!
Merry Christmas,
Kathy :)
jokaj@comcast.net
I keep popping in hoping to see you have come back....I MISS YOU.....YOU ALWAYS MADE ME SMILE!!!!
Hi, Nikki girl...gosh..I remember how you took the blog world by storm when you started your blog. EVERYone loved coming here for a great laugh. I sure hope, someday, you will come back....
I'm sick....bwwwwwaaaaaaaa....had a shot and got drugs today so maybe will feel better tomorrow.
xoxo bj
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh.
Sandy
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