Wednesday, November 18, 2009

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~


I wish....................................All terrorists were into fashion...it would make them so much easier to spot!




I wish.......................This wasn't how I've been feeling lately.

I wish.............................to see what she makes him wear at their wedding!


I wish...................................men got smarter with age.....but alas............



I wish.......................that today's society was smart enough not to need this sign.



I wish......................budget cuts weren't hitting our schools so hard.

I wish...................budget cuts weren't hitting the workplace as well.

I wish..........................people would think a little harder before they name their business.

I wish......................................the 70's would come back...dayum men were hot back then!

I wish......................truth in advertising wasn't quite so....honest.

I wish............................my daughter Lacey would quit working out. I used to be able to put some fear in her when she needed to behave...it's not so easy now that she knows she can kick my butt!

I wish..............................this didn't make me laugh because I can relate! (just kidding hubby)

I wish..........................that my new job was an interpreter. I don't even speak Japanese and I'm pretty sure I could do as good a job as this guy did!



I wish......................this hair style would come into fashion....I'm pretty sure I could rock it!


I wish..............................I was a senior citizen....they can get away with anything and still be cute!



I wish......................................to say....Amen.




I wish.................................the government wasn't running the auto industry.



I wish.....................................he was my Grandpa!




Thanks for joining me for another "I wish Wednesday". I wish I could get my blog mojo back so I could show up here more often.....does anyone know a cure?

131 comments:

santamaker said...

Nikki, you're still alive?!? So glad you're back!
Thanks for the chuckles!

Pedaling said...

everyday i wait

today you delivered


your daughter...how does she do it?

don't know the cure for the blog mojo....wish i could stop...have anything for blog addiction?

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Loved the guy in the witness protection program...what dedication to his job. He shows up with hopes that he isn't recognized!

Your daughter is phenomenal. If I come back in another life, I am definitely going to ask God to give me a body like hers.

Glad you're taking it day by day. You're still putting smiles on faces.

Scrappy Girl said...

Thank you for all the giggles...I was wondering when you would post again!

Michelle said...

Hey Welcome back!

I'm not sure how to hunt down a mojo, but if you find yours maybe you could find mine too!

Becky said...

I've been missing you!!! Dang your daughter is awesome!

Heather said...

I am fairly certain the answer to finding one's mojo is revealed among the brightly colored symbols of Bejeweled Blitz.......... ;)

Seeing an I Wish Wednesday post in my blog reader just made me SQUEEEE with joy!

Lacey is fearsomely awesome! Wow!!

Kristina P. said...

I definitely wished you posted more often!

Melissa Wertz said...

Oh Nikki! I have missed reading these. So funny! hope that your mojo comes back soon!

Lacey is looking great! Wish I could hve the willpower to get my bodyfat down as low as hers..

Cecelia---Sis---Mom said...

Thank you for a huge, gigantic smile and the laughter. Glad to see you back.

Lacey is amazing, I had that willpower a few years back and was a gym rat..wish I could find my motivation again.

Cece

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Connie said...

But when you DO show up you pack quite a punch, chick!! LOL Love them all....
xoxo<
Connie

salmagundi said...

It's always fun when you do post. Missing you! Sally

Fields of Linen & White said...

Yes, the cure for you, if you foget your blogging buddies, and don't post regularly so we can laugh at your wonderful funny posts, that we check everyday for a new post, and then NOTHING for weeks on end. Then you must submit to showing yourself in on of these funny pictures.
Just kidding, but really do we have to wait so long next time, I was having a blah, blah meltdown
seriously
Cheryl

Becky said...

Oh, how I have MISSED YOU!

I am so glad to see you are Back!!!

Love them all:)

Your daughter is AMAZING!!!!

Lynn from For Love or Funny said...

Earlier today, I was just thinking about how much I missed your funny posts...I'm delighted to see you back! Your sense of humor always brightens my day.

Cherie said...

NIKKI!!! When I saw the first picture I realized how much I've missed these wacky pictures from you!!

I hope life is treating you dandy!!

Ann On and On... said...

I am very certain when saying "I wish I never saw that photo of your daughter"... now I can't eat the cookie sitting in front of me. Seriously, there's ice cream in the freezer too. Time to dust off the Jane Fonda vhs tape.

tiburon said...

Ooo how I have missed you!

Sooooo good to see you back!

And your daughter is freaking RIPPED!
I am jealous!

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

I know how that bird feels. I was most definitely NOT the bluebird of happiness this morning.

tammy said...

I wish Nikki would blog more often.

Our really empty nest said...

Dang, I really missed these! They rock and so do you! LOL. Keep it up Nikki, you are a riot!! Sue

Lynette said...

OK - your girl is awesome - in a totally good way!

Laughed (and nearly choked) over the frogs!

Who doesn't wish they had those kind of grandparents?

Can't help with the blogger mojo - but when you do come out and blog it makes it all worth it!!

At least you actually "wished on Wed" right?

Isn't it cold up there yet - as soon as you have to start staying inside and can't pull weeds anymore - you'll get it back!

natalie said...

You're alive!! I snort-laughed during this one, so thanks! I'm losing my bloggy mojo, too. What are ya gonna do? It's not that important, and it's still fun when you do post. :)

Tracey said...

So glad you are back.....I am really in need of a Crumpet and Ozzie fix!!
:) Tracey

The Garden of Egan said...

Well, it's great to see your post and I wasn't disappointed!

Coloradolady said...

This was so funny.....I laughed out loud..... Good to see you....take care!

onlymehere said...

I can't help you with the mojo bz my blog is just my life. I probably bore everyone to tears but that's me, lol! I still like coming to see you even if you're not the bluebird of happiness. There are times I'm not either. I tend to live life closer to tears right now.....three weeks from today and Trav leaves on his mission. I think I'm the only mom ever that got into such a low funk about it. Sigh....I really have to pull myself together.

Em said...

Turn off the news. Honest to goodness - I've learned in my month-long blog hiatus that ignorance is bliss.

It'll be 2010 soon enough.

Miss you lady!!

And Lacey, Jeez Louise that chick is fierce with a capital FEAR!!!

roy/elisabeth dean said...

Hey Nikki!
Good to see you back in blogland, you made me laugh as usual!
Thank you for the sweet facebook message....I appreciate your prayers.
Have a great week~
♥,Lilly

Mimi Sue said...

Glad you're back, will take your funny self whenever you can. Love those hot guys from the 70's. Looks like they're from pimpville. Mimi

Laura said...

Miss you! Hug those cute boys for me - you know, the ones with fur!

Grand Pooba said...

Wine. That's the best cure I can suggest.

Ginger said...

I think your blog mojo was back with this post. Too funny!

Mom in High Heels said...

OMG! I wish Wednesday!!!!! I'm so glad you're back! I've been missing my mid-week giggle.

Anne Fannie said...

It's so good to see you back! I have missed Wednesdays!
Thanks for the giggles tonight.
Your daughter is unbelievable!
Hugs, Ann

Diane @ Four Paws and Co said...

Good ones Nikki! That 1st guy was certainly stylin'! ☺

LadyFi said...

Hurray for this laugh! I really needed it... Keep on posting the funnies and maybe your mojo will come back!

Gaston Studio said...

Hooray, you're back! At least for today... don't worry about your blog mojo, sometimes we all just need to step away and rethink what we're doing before we can go forward.

My favorites are the senior citizens!

Quirkyloon said...

Well you still got "it" Nikki! This was hilarious in usual Crumpet fashion!

LMBO!

Cynthia said...

The only cure is to just DO it.

I'm totally laughing at the frogs. I gotta show my hubs that one!

Michele said...

I just love your daughter...I wish I had the energy to work out...but, alas, I don't..lol!

I missed your funnies, but I can relate about the blog mojo...I haven't had it lately either...that is, until my little grandbaby got here!

Hugz,
Michele

Susie Q said...

She is baaaaack. About that mojo thing...if you find yours, see if mine is anywhere near by. FB is just easier and quicker and more fin at times. *sigh* But I do miss ya here and thank you for the chuckles!! I needed them today.
Love ya,
Sue

Lori said...

Where have you been? glad to see you are alive and kicking! I love your Wednesday poats! I've missed them!

carma said...

Happy to see you making an appearance! I need to get one of those I Hate Everybody shirts. My blog mojo has been flagging as well lately...Let me know if you discover the secret to regaining our blog gusto!

mbkatc230 said...

Yippee!!! Nikki's back to brighten our day! That first shot just hurts my eyes lol. And hey, I just my AARP card, does that mean I'm allowed to wear that cool grandma shirt?? So glad to browse through my reader and see a post from you! Kathy

wendy said...

YAY!!!! so fun to hear from you again. YOU. HAVE. BEEN. MISSED.

good photos as usual and they always make me laugh

sorry you feel like you have been an unhappy little blue bird

Tootsie said...

missed you girl....I have nothing good to blog about anymore since summer ended...so I am just going through the motions right now! lol

Sandi @the WhistleStop Cafe said...

It was worth the wait!

Heather @ Sugar N Spice Mostly Nice said...

Whoo Hoo you're back!

Now I have to leave and go cry after seeing your daughter! She is stunning!!

Justine said...

Well, it's about damn time, woman! OMG, that guy with the fluff of hair? It looks like a woman's bush sitting on his head!!!

I cracked the hell up at the sperm frogs. heeheeheeeeeee

Justine :o )

Simply Donna...... said...

Oh, I have so missed you. I always enjoy your post. You make me laugh. Hoping you get your blog mojo back really soon. I don't the answer, but understand. Hope knowing that so many of us miss you will help get you going.

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

I've missed you SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!!! HAHAHAHA!! I want your daughter's body...just not willing to get it..hahah! Love it all!!! That was fuuuuuuuunny!!

Shewinn8 said...

Well it's about time!! Do you need some blogging tough love. Cuz I am peri-menopausal and seem to get cranky at the slightest provocation. Don't make me come up there. lol lol So glad to see you back again. I missed you!

Mammatalk said...

Glad you're back. Figured you would be once the weather turned! :+)

Sandy Toes said...

Crazy~ Where do you find this stuff? The people of Walmart...crazy!
sandy toe

kiakai/Kelly @ Much To Do With Nothing said...

I love the Ritalin one. That's my pet-peeve.
Take a break for the the holidays...it's worth it. That's my cure.
Kelly
PS Nice to see you. It's been a long time.

Jen said...

I have missed your wishing! I just had to read through the last four Wish Wed. posts, just for laughs. Hopefully I'll get to Blogland a bit more often, and if I do, you know I'll stop by!

Fragrant Liar said...

Hey, wait! I think that WAS my grandpa. And my grandma too--she hates everyone, but she's still cute!

Fragrant Liar said...

P.S. Blog mojo is elusive. It eludes me several times a week these days, and I am struggling to keep up. Thing is, I LOVE blogging and love my bloggy friends, so that's what keeps me coming back.

Fragrant Liar said...

P.P.S. I want Lacey's back!

Shawn said...

Love these posts! You are almost as bad at blogging as I am lately---heh, heh....

Always glad to see you back!

Marielle said...

I wish you did not use the riatlin joke.

Nana said...

Great as usual. I couldn't believe it when I saw you made a post. Hope everything is going well w/ you.

AppleC said...

Your fantastic! This post was great.

Rainy Day Farm said...

Yeah! You're back! You are missed! I love the grandpa t-shirt. That fits my grandpa to a "t" (no pun intended). I am pretty sure he would have worn it too!
So glad you are back. Good luck with the bloggy blues. Those jerk commenters seemed to have taken all the fun out of you! Get better!

Picket said...

hey girl...you always come up with some of the funniest pics!!! lol

I have missed you girl...I want to wish you and yours and Happy Thanksgiving! ~Picket~

kado! said...

Oh how you were missed! ...and you sure did deliver with this "I wish"! Thanks for the laughs this morning...and you daughters pic made me rethink eatting all day...heck all week!

Did you make it to nyc for the marathon...I was thinking of you!

Happy To Be/ Gl♥ria said...

Many Thanksgiving Blessings to you and your family….Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

M-Cat said...

Here it is almost an entire week later, and I'm just getting here! Oh but so worth it!

lick a chick! HA

Sue said...

You are back and better then before!!! You have been away too long...nobody else finds pictures like you do....Have a wonderful Thanksgiving with the family and don't let your daughter kick your butt over who gets the wishbone!

John Deere Mom said...

I love seeing your name bold in my reader! :) Love it!! Definitely worth the wait!

Cheryl said...

How the heck are ya girl? I haven't been here in awhile, sorry. Love your I wish Wednesdays. I am wishing you and your family a very Happy Thanksgiving.

Jannie Funster said...

So much fun, as always!!

AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Hope you are well and having fun today.

xo

Queenie Jeannie said...

I love, love, love this post!!! And the last one is an Air Force vet! You can tell by his belt buckle! GO AIR FORCE!!

Next time you're by, leave me some comment love girl!

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Hey!! Good to see you!! Hope you're doing well...

Fifi Flowers said...

FAB to see you still find such FABULOUSLY FUNNY photos! Hope all is well with you!!!
Fifi

Sara's Sweet Surprise said...

I wish (and hope) Wednesday is back to stay!
I have to say when I saw your sweet girl, my meno-paused in AWWWW! She is sooo amazing!
My DIL just ran her first marathon, after an intense year of training and a 30lb weight loss. I was overjoyed for her accomplishment.

Sweet holiday wishes.
Sara

Tardevil said...

You are so funny! Please tell your daughter to stop working out. It's just WRONG to look that good!

Deb said...

Hey NikkiCrumpet! What's happening girlfriend! I could go for a few men of the 70's too! LOL!!! I've often said that I'm going to throw myself a 70's party! I wish I could tell you how to get your blog mojo back but, I can't get mine back! LOL!!! I try a little, I get and idea and then it's so darn hard to take a picture these days. (Click click ) I freak out at the thought of being a (camera packing mama) again. LOL!!! I'm planning to post a little, because I hate to drop out forever. Take care Nikki and Season's Greetings to you and yours! Deb

Dawn said...

You seriously have talent doing these things!! Cracked me up!!

Chris said...

Where are you ?, I miss ya. Stop by when you get the time. I'm at a new address now. Hope you feeling well.

Love Ya & Miss ya,
Chris

Anonymous said...

YES I do....don't pressure yourself into thinking we need a LONG ASS post from you....just a hey, a picture a one line joke.....key being one line

Miss you dear bloggie friend....

Did you ever finish that kitchen way back when that you were working on ????

I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving, we sure did....lots to be thankful for....

I am thankful for Glenn Beck !!!! :)

All the best,
xo Kathy :)

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roseandphil.blogspot.com said...

I wish............more people could find the humor like you have... LOL!!!

H.K. said...

Hey Nikki,

I miss laughing at your "Wish Wednesdays"! My blog mojo goes off and on for the past few months-so no worries, we'll still be here to read when you blog again!

Victoria said...

Sweetie, You just Have to keep blogging...you're the best part of my Wednesdays!

Ceejays said...

Thank you for the laugh. I really needed that....almost cried I laughed so much....

Charli and me said...

Good morning Nikki, I just popped over to wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I hope you have a wonderful holiday ♥

Shauna said...

Hope you have a blessed and very Merry Christmas! ♥ HUGS ♥

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Stopping by to wish you a Very Merry Christmas, Nikki! You are missed! Hope you're having a wonderful holiday with your family! :) ((HUGZ!))

Julie Harward said...

YOU NEED TO BLOG MORE....THIS IS THE FUNNEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY! I'VE ADDED YOU TO MY LIST..BLOG! AND COME SAY HI :D

onlymehere said...

Nikki, are you okay? I'm starting to get worried about you. I miss you. Are the kids okay? I hope you have a very bright and good new year. Cindy

jeanne said...

Hello Nikki, I have your blog on my sidebar faves. I really miss you. Kathy has the right idea. Just post something short. A photo of your pups or your latest picture on the wall or something from Google is fun and lets us know you are ok. No one has to blog everyday. I like doing it but have slowed down a bit too.
Short and easy is a good thing.

Thinking of you today with wishes for a great 2010.
Hugs, Jeanne

ko said...

u crack me up!!! :) HAPPY NEW YEAR OLD FRIEND!!! AND YOUR DAUGHTER!! UHHHH JEALOUS!

Jenny said...

Well, hi! The first post I read of yours was a great one. But I see it's an older post! Hope you're still around in hopes you are!

Sandy said...

I so wish you had your blog mojo back. Miss you.

onlymehere said...

Nikki,

Every time I'm on Bridget's blog I see this picture of the dude in the dress and turban and I wish you'd post so I didn't have to look at him anymore, lol! Seriously, I miss you though. I hope that life's treating you well. Just think, soon it will be warm enough and you'll be out hanging out at the pool with the boys (Ozzie and Crumpet). Stop by and let's talk! Cindy

Tulsi said...

So....... did I miss that you were leaving?

Megan Coyle said...

I found your blog somehow and I just had a leave a comment on this post - it made me laugh a few times. What a fun post :)

Shari @ My Cottage of Bliss said...

Just stopping by to say hello. "Hello!"

Hope all is okay. It's been soooo long since you've posted. Miss your visits over at my place and miss your posts here even more. I'm having another giveaway. Are you feeling lucky again? Come on by and enter, if you wish. :D

Elise said...

Thanks for making me giggle!! I so needed that today! =)

Ginny said...

I wish Nikki would blog again, I miss her... Hoping all is well with you. You have been on my mind lately.
Hugs,
Gin

♥ Braja said...

omg, those first two pics are off my blog!!!! lol...so funny showing up here and it's like..."huh? wait a minute..."

Hilarious as usual my Crumpet :))

and no, I have NO idea how to get the mojo back cos I've totally lost it too!!!!

The Country Nest said...

Nikki, Love your blog, I saw a comment on another post and remembered you from RMS. I have just had the best laugh and feel great, thanks to you. Glad to have found you. Your daughter looks fantastic.
Hugs,
Donna

The Country Nest said...

Nikki, Love your blog, I saw a comment on another post and remembered you from RMS. I have just had the best laugh and feel great, thanks to you. Glad to have found you. Your daughter looks fantastic.
Hugs,
Donna

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

I wish...you weren't AWOL! :) I miss you!

Tulsi said...

Have you just not found any funny pictures?

jesse said...

Damn, I miss your blog.

Sassy said...

I sure miss your posts my friend.....hope you are okay....

TIGHTWAD said...

Ha ha loved this post! Have you seen the pics of random WalMart shoppers? Can send them your way if you want........... you'd have a field day.

Hilary said...

SO funny.
Thanks, I needed a laugh today.

Anonymous said...

Hey just checking up on you...wish you'd do a post :)

I bet you're in that awesome pool of yours, floating around...

All the best,
Kathy :)
jokaj@comcast.net

Debbie said...

Where are you???? Just wonderin?

Pam @ Frippery said...

Where are you? Really miss your wonderful humor. Just check in and let us know everything is OK!

Ailinh Harris said...

great post. it made my day. Thanks!

abby jenkins said...

You are killing me! that is the best wish list I have ever seen! I just can't pick a favorite although the senior citizens are rockin it with those tshirts! hahahaha

Linda said...

Thanks for the chuckle!

Michelle said...

Oh that is too cute! I love all the photos you found - so appropriate. Any new posts coming soon?

Happy To Be/ Gl♥ria said...

Christmas Blessings to you and your family, From my mountain to yours Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

Anonymous said...

How sad, I check in all the time, I guess you are never coming back :(

Kathy :)

Picket said...

Nikki!!! How on earth are you girl...where on earth are you? lol I hope all is well on your side of the mountain sweetie..give me a holler some time..you sure gave me many a sweet memory in the old RMS days..take care girl...much love and blessings to you...Picket

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Tootsie said...

miss you!!! wish you were making me giggle still...I loved the I wish wednesday posts!!!

Cassy said...

Such a long wish list.
You actually made me laugh. Thanks for your post.


Cassy from Acoustic Guitar Lessons

Anonymous said...

NikkI~
This is hysterical!
How are you dear friend? <3

Toyin O. said...

Very funny pictures, especially the terrorist one and I need to hire your daughter's personal trainer:)

Anonymous said...

Oh I hope you find your mojo in your stocking this year...miss you !!

Merry Christmas,
Kathy :)
jokaj@comcast.net

Sassy said...

I keep popping in hoping to see you have come back....I MISS YOU.....YOU ALWAYS MADE ME SMILE!!!!

bj said...

Hi, Nikki girl...gosh..I remember how you took the blog world by storm when you started your blog. EVERYone loved coming here for a great laugh. I sure hope, someday, you will come back....
I'm sick....bwwwwwaaaaaaaa....had a shot and got drugs today so maybe will feel better tomorrow.
xoxo bj

Mom of 12 said...

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh.
Sandy

 

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