~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~

I wish..........................that I had known earlier why it took my hubby so long in the bathroom. Suddenly it all makes more sense. Notice the "free do not disturb sign" I hate to break it to you buddy...but if you own this game....you ARE disturbed.

I wish.........................to inform the makers of "Uro Club" that you ain't fooling anyone! Yes...that's right....it's a fake golf club that comes with an attached towel that you URINATE INTO...... I'd hate to see the version made for lady golfers!



I wish............................the makers of children's toys would "re-think".....sure... Every little girl should have her own toy stripper pole.


I wish......................to tell the subway people...."You can't blame the ladies" they probably all got a "peek a boo" stripper pole for their 7th birthday!



I wish.......................the makers of the "bump it" would have stuck with the human market. Although this bitch is "workin it"!

I wish............................ I'd known sooner that dogs could read! Crap I'm in so much trouble if Crumpet finds my blog!

I wish.......................You'd all stop hatin on me.

I wish..................we had even more of these dedicated law officers.





I wish.........................I could get married all over again....just to wear these shoes.

I wish....................I could get married again and infuse some honesty into the event.

And after that happens.............this happens.......

I wish.........................to say (while we're on the subject of weddings) that there is a cool new blog where you can tell all those stories about your hubby and his dopey shenanigans that you can't post on your own blog. Lets face it...we can only dish so much dirt without fear of him actually reading our blogs someday. So check out "stupid things husbands do" and share your REAL stories.






I wish.........................to declare that under no circumstances do I condone violence of any kind...............well........maybe just a little.





I wish.........................to never be on the train whose engineer needs this sign.

I wish...............................to ask the question...........




I wish...................that my daughter Lacey didn't have me on an "eating lifestyle change" I've been on this DIET (yes honey I said the bad word) for so long....I'm having some unusual cravings.........




I wish...................that my "eating lifestyle change" will start working so I can fit into this new luxury apartment.

I wish........................I didn't listen to Lacey about changing my eating habits...heck who knew all I needed to do was get my teeth fixed?????

I wish...................to inform my hubby.... IF you give me this as a gift..... I'm gonna start sleeping with one eye open and a gun under my pillow....I'm just sayin...

I wish.............................His mother had been a member of "planned parenthood"

Thanks for stopping by for another I wish Wednesday....and here's to wishing all your "gettin skinny" wishes come true! As for me......I'm heading for the chocolate.