*~* SNOW BLOWS! *~*

*~* SNOW BLOWS *~*

A poem of woe ... By Nikkicrumpet

(dog brain)

Would you like to go outside?
would you like to romp & slide?

It's ICY cold the wind does blow.

I will not make the yellow snow!

It is too cold to go out there!

I do not like snow in my hair!

I do not want to go and see

I will not Will Not WILL NOT PEE!

(man brain)

IT SNOWED TODAY! OH YIPPEE YAY!

I do not have to work today!

I have a plow to push the snow.

I'll move it all so you can go!

I have a plow I have a truck

No fear my dear, you'll not get stuck!

(woman brain)

Nature you're a rotten WITCH!

I do not mean to whine and b*tch

I have places I must go!

I have no time for CRAPPY snow.

I have to go and grocery shop.

And to the bank, no time to stop.

I HATE the cold, the wind and ice.

It bites my nose it is NOT nice! SO MUCH SNOW, SUCH ROTTEN LUCK.

I THINK THAT WINTER SURE DOES SUCK!

~FA LA LA LA WHATEVER.... and the winners....

Everyone has been showing their pretty Christmas decorations....and since mine are a wee bit...shall we say...."underwhelming"...I decided that while you're viewing them....I'll distract you with a song.

DECK THE HALLS WITH some type of plasticy material that barely resembles a pine tree...that you bought on sale for 1/2 price at the dollar store....FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LA

TIS THE SEASON TO be overdrafted on your checking account and maxed out on your credit cards . FA LA LA LA LA LA ..LALALALA

DON WE NOW OUR "Depends" cuz we are to dang tired to drag out butts off the couch to go to the bathroom because we've been shopping all day in crowded stores. FA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA

TROLL THE ANCIENT....can someone explain to me why the heck there is a troll in a Christmas song whether it's ancient or not FA LA LA LA LA...LALALALA





FA LA LA LA LA...LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA

DRUM ROLL PLEASE.....................

Congrats you two....please just email me your address and we'll mail you your prizes!

And thanks so much to all of you who take time out of your busy day just to stop in and say "hi" it means the world to me! ♥♥♥ And stay tuned because we're going to have another give away in the coming month!

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~

It's that time again. Dang who knew there were so many Wednesdays in a month! But I've got plenty of wishes to see me through....so off we go!



I wish.........There were enough words in the English language for me to express my gratitude to the AMAZING fifi flowers for having such a generous giveaway...and for using her exceptional talent....to take a picture of my master bedroom......

And to turn it into THIS!!! Yes that's right....My bedroom has been FIFI'ED! I can't tell you how much I love it Fifi. I am blown away by how beautiful they are. I can't stop grinning! THANK YOU so much. And everyone...go check out the magic this wonderful lady creates with paint and a brush!

I wish.......Lilly at Lilly's Life the best of luck in her new adventure in writing a novel. It must be scary stepping off into the unknown of the literary jungle. But with your writing flair...I'm sure it's gonna be a big success!

I wish........ He was illegal. Really....totally against the law. His very existence should be a felony.

I wish...............That I had the courage, class, and strength of my friend over at the Quirky loon. This Quirky mama is the poster woman for dignity, grace and humor under the most extreme circumstances. I stand in awe of your ability to still laugh...and to make us all laugh right along with you. Crumpet was so impressed he decided to give you the very first Crumpet Super Hero award...And trust me...he isn't giving those out to just anyone!

I wish...........I could add just one more pooch to our doggy family....and it would have to be Miles! Now Miles belongs to Robyn..who's blog I just love to visit....but I think that I can sneak in and grab him while she has her back turned. Isn't he the cutest darn thing you EVER saw...well after Crumpet and Ozzie of course. (they made me say that) Go over to see her by clicking HERE and give Miles a little scratch on the head!

I wish..........I could have attended this Yard Sale. I mean c'mon...don't you want to meet these people!!!!!

I wish..........I had Jan's smile! Just look at her beautiful face. And that smile just lights up a room. And she is as lovely on the inside is she is on the outside. Which can be kind of annoying in some people...but she makes it work!!! I'm sure you've visited her blog before...but if not...GO NOW...we'll be here when you get back!

I wish............. I had the creative talent that Jeannette from Sincerely Yours has...and could just take things I have laying around the house...and create beautiful decor to make my house sparkle. She just has the knack to put it all together!

I wish.............I had never seen this. Yeah...just try to get that out of your head!



I wish...........the furniture fairies (yes, they do to exist!!!) would bring me this cabinet. I would even help them carry it up the stairs...and give them a big tip!

I wish.........that there was just one day a year....that I could go around all day and pass out these stickers to stupid people everywhere....and make the people who received them, wear them on their foreheads the entire day!! And none of them could beat me up, shoot me in the head, or get me fired!

Thanks for playing along with I wish Wednesdays....I'd love to hear what you wish......so leave a little comment..... and I hope it's true what they say...that wishes do come true!

Ozzie & Crumpet say Thanks ♥