I wish.......................I wasn't feeling this overwhelmed! Sorry I've been such a bad blog visitor....things are just piling up and I can't seem to see my way clear....
I wish.........................I could do this.....ok that was actually my hubby's wish.
I wish........................I'd thought of this years ago.............
I wish.........................to introduce you to Carma from Carma Sez she will make you laugh.....and she might share a cheese ball or two if you're really nice.
I wish.............................to never never never hire a contractor who thinks this is a good idea.
I wish.......................I hadn't had to edit his sign....because even though it's naughty...its freaking funny.
I wish........................I had those boobs...but that's not the point of this....I wish I had thought of that caption.
I wish.......................She had a more fitting facial expression....somehow I think he's gonna wipe that smile off her face...
I wish...............................men were still this suave!
I wish......................I could hire these guys for my next party. BONUS!
I wish.........................that after he sells his house he doesn't move next door to me!
I wish.........................to not get run over by a pink Cadillac after this post....don't hurt me ladies...it's a joke!
I wish..................................I could find out where this bathroom is located.....I want to feel the magic!
I wish.........................that I was 1/10th as hilarious as this woman!!! Not like she needs the traffic....lord knows the woman has plenty of readers....but dang if you're not one of them you should be......Click HERE and then you can thank me later.
I wish..................to point out one more reason in the long list of why I don't go out past my ankles.
I wish.................to apologize in advance. I'm going out of town for a week, and when I get back I'm going to be buried in
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107 comments:
Eeek! I'm not a cat person, but eeek!!
Great and funny wishes (as usual).
Sorry you're overwhelmed. We'll just wait patiently, cuz we lurve you totally and completely! *smile*
Have a great week off!
Good ones Nikki! Have a great week! ♥ Diane
Do you think the first picture demonstrates that it is important to possibly take more than one trip?
The flexible lady actually looks like a young, thinner Oprah. Do you see it?
I am glad that the guy who lost his job, his family, his house and car is not showing any signs of bitterness.
Whoever took the pic of the dog about to eat the woman has fantastic photography skills...
And, my husband IS this suave. He just blows from the other end.
The catering and pest control is simply...scary.
And, only 50 cents to feel the magic? Sounds like my wedding night.
And, the cat with the four mice on its head? I have found the perfect Mother's day picture of me with my four kids! Thank you! Now I don't have to go to Kiddie Kandids!
And, sweet lady, nothing interesting will happen without you...
Too funny! That last picture is a classic!
As for a bit of pesticide with your catered food...what a wonderful business idea!
My husband is a caterer. I'm going to suggest the bug killing option on the side. Brilliant!
Have fun on your trip! We'll miss you!
I love the real estate sign. I think we've had a few of those over the years...the a-holes I mean. A few of them even thought every one else was an a-hole. They left...we're still here...I'm not sure which one that makes us?
I'm just cracking up - what a way to start my day! Love the for sale sign, I guess he was just trying to live up to the letter of the full disclosure laws! And don't forget Nikki, I work for a vet - if you need E-collars, I can get them for you at cost lol. Thanks for the giggles and have a great trip! Kathy
Nikki, how'd you get that picture of my boobs?
I don't know if I'll be able to sleep now...thinking of catering and pest control and mice climbing all over a cat!!
I may have to borrow your overwhelmed picture though...it suits me.
Nikki,
Have a wonderful trip and we'll look forward to your next post! I wish, oh I'm glad, I'm in the country, neighbors like that can make ya crazy! That dog leaping towards the lady and that surfer with the shark pic are so really freaky. I'm so glad my kitties still like to eat the mice! Have Fun, Cindy
Yay for the Carma shout-out! I still owe her a video from Blogathon and feel incredibly guilty, as I have had one thing after another (sickness, major child sickness, selling the house, packing and moving...) prevent me from being able to get it done. :( I'm the Worst Blogger Ever. So, YOU should not feel in the least bit bad for having less time to pop by folks' blogs, my dear!
Those woman's boobs are bigger than my head. Yet, I betcha she weighs less than I do, overall. Is that justice? Humph.
We saw some (male) contortionists at the circus last weekend. Two of them were smack-dab in front of our seats, and there were times when both Hubby and I had to avert our eyes. OUCH and YIKES!
Hope the "out of town" trip is for fun and is fantastic!! Perhaps Ozzie and Crumpet could guest blog while you're gone.....?
Thank you , I had a good giggle
Hurry back! Your posts are medicinal for my case of the blah blah blahs.
Have a wonderful trip Nikki!
I hope you get really rested and relaxed and feel less overwhelmed.
Great post....poor kitty!
Headed to work now, have a Terrific THursday~
♥,Lilly
That shark below the surfer gave me chills..yikes!!!
sandy toe
Another great post ( even if it was a day late...lol. ) Hope yu have a good time on your trip!
Hugs~ J
Lovin' the lamp shade collar over the winkie... heh heh heh...
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Oh my gawd! How did that woman bed like that. I seriously had my head cocked to the side trying to figure out the physics of it.
You're going out of town AGAIN? Now that's just not fair!
Okay, the for sale sign was hysterical. Gee, what a great message to send while trying to sell your house! Move here, the neighbors are GREAT!
Justine :o )
You crack me up...AGAIN! I wish I was even 1/10 as funny as you!
Have a wonderful Mother's Day & week away! FUN!
...and Kristins P. IS Funny Too..I Agree!
The shark and surfer picture freaked me out! I wonder what happened!
I love all your wishes and sorry you are feeling overwhelmed, we need to have coffee and commiserate ;). I'm right there with you! Have a great trip, and BTW, I will be posting lots of cool and very funny things, because that's how I ROLL. LOL!
Okay, I hate cats but I hate mice even more! This final picture is freaking me out!! Have a great blog break and I'll catch up with you later. Cindy
You know I came here wondering where this post was, lol!
I love your wishful posts. Have a great trip and be safe!
YOu know, I read your posts and I think the exact same thing you said about me. You are hilarious and completely delightful.
And I sort of hate you sometimes. In that, I wish I had posted that kind of way.
Have a great time!
So sorry you're overwhelmed these days and can only say JOIN THE F'IN CROWD!
Also sorry you're going to miss the fantastic posts I'll be putting out while you're gone.
Oh, and I LOVE the pics, as usual!
I don't go in past my ankles either, and after my flying ant episode, I'd hire that guy in a minute!
Those are some doozzies. Kristina is hilarious and that other lady sounds pretty fab too.
All husbands wish for that one picture.
I hear ya on the overwhelmed part - I am, too! And Hovering Hubby isn't making it easy by hovering this week... ;)
Loved all of them, of course!! That last picture is a bit freaky... ;)
Enjoy your week off! We'll be here for you when you get back! ;)
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Where do you find this stuff? I love starting my day reading your blog. I am always guaranteed a good laugh. You are the best!
Hugs, Terrie
Have a great time when you are out of town, Nikki !
Loved the surfboard/shark one :)
And the uhmmmm, boobs/married one :)
And the no-scratch one too !
ooohh, the last one totally grossed me out.
the begger yes funny
and the house for sale- love it when it's stated like it is.
great i wish wednesday!
oh, and don't worry about the lack of comments. i comment far less around the bloggy world these days- not on purpose, it's just lot's going on. people understand. it's all good.
have a great week.
I wait every week now for this! Thank you...you don't dissapoint:)
The guy with the for sale sign..{{Tee Hee}} HOw in the world does he expect to sell the house like that lol!
And the cat at the end. Bless his patient heart...gotta love it!
Have a good week. We will miss you!
Don't over do it - gonna miss you
Oh I LOVE that caption on the breast photo!!! LOL....love it...and the dog who's gonna BITE that smile off her face. oUCH...
xxx
come back soon precious :)) oh wait..damn, i didn't check what date you posted that...and you visited me, so does that mean you're back? :))
xxx
I can't get that dog photo out of my mind. That lady may not get that dog's teeth out of her mind.
Sorry things are so busy for you. Hope they slow down some.
-FringeGirl
Forget the boobs (and the wedding ring, for that matter), I wish I had that woman's fabulous nails.
Poor kitty...that is a classic 'hard done by' look.
I think that dog has had enough play time. Is that where the phrase, "I'd like to rip your face off" came from, I wonder...?
Enjoy your week off! I'm envious. I'll miss you while you're gone.
Have fun out of town --- return safely with more funny posts!!!! Sally
I was just thinking how slutty that girl with big american breasts was..and then I saw the wedding ring. YOu make me laugh, Nikki Crumpet!
what can I say-------"SHANE!!!?-----COME BACK SHANE!!?"
sadly I wish I had thought of the anti itch cone for what goes on here too! have a great mother's day!
Nikki..I and I know others probably feel the same, don't give a hoot that you can't make the rounds, although it's great when you can, but just being able to come and look at your hilarious photo's and comments is enough for me. We love you Nikki, but then you KNOW that!
Mona
FAB FUN as ALWAYS!!! Can't wait to hear about your adventures when you return to us!
ENJOY!
Another great post, Nikki. I love reading everyone's comments too.
I'm still trying to figure out the toilet picture, what kind of magic you get for 50cents. Maybe they wipe for you. The homeless guy begging is funny.
Have a great week, whatever you are doing. And most of all, Have a Happy Mother's day.
Ginger
The boob poster and the dude with his sign are making me laugh out loud and now I am having to explain myself at work!
Thanks for the giggles
Have a great vacation!
Thanks for the laughs!!
Yikes! Is that cat lazy or just dumb? I don't know what you're talking about, my boobs ARE that big.
I love it...except the picture of the cat covered in mice...that gives me the willies!!
And Kristina is HILARIOUS!
Have a good trip!
You always have the greatest I Wish Weds. How do you come up with those pictures? Thanks for this one--Loved the cartoon of the anti-scratching device! Hmmmmm--where did they find that? :)
Have a good time on your trip! L, Dana
Ohhh! Ok I was loving this post until the last picture and ohhh, Good lord I hate mice.
Man, you caught me off guard on this one! And I want to add an I Wish, as in I wish I had seen it sooner so I could have thanked you sooner!! I am honored to be featured on your blog :D
carma
Those were freaking awesome!!!! Love the married boobs.... hahahaha
I know the feeling...I have been way busy with yard work, baseball games and getting ready for company...
I won't be around much, either..
See ya later...bj
I was not disappointed, you are worth the wait. I don't have any idea who is funnier, you or Kristina, but I do know that both of you are totally insane....and it's a beautiful thing.
Love your post AGAIN! The kitty is so cute, and those cute little mice are cute.
That shark one freaked me out. I too only go up to my ankles. Yikes. No cruise ships for me! Thanks for all the laughs! Keep up the great work.
Love the husband cartoon..I had to steal it....and I thought of you today...I was stopped at a traffic light and next to me was a young guy with 2 "Boobs" hanging from his rear view mirror....with nipples and everything....They were like stuffed animals for perverts....I know if it was you stopped next to him you would have taken out the camera and taken a shot....I never have the nerve...I gotta change that, it would have made for a great post....
Hi Nikki,
Great post...you always find the most interesting stuff!
I haven't been too good to visit lately either! And I don't think you have to worry about my blog being too interesting. LOL
Have a good vacation.
:) Diane
Oh, that poor cat. That picture is just freaky. Thanks for introducing me to two fun bloggers. Not that I have the time to read more blogs!
Enjoy your vacation.
That last picture is pure torture..for me!! Just imagining them on my face...well spiders are on the top of the freak out list.
LMAO...thanks!!
I wish...you wouldn't stress about making the blog rounds.
We understand! And anyone who doesn't can just "beg" off.
Have a safe and relaxing trip!
I wish i never saw the last picture....two of my least favorite species with 4 legs!
I'm jumping on a chair right now shrieking...
Very funny, you are so clever, love it!!
I have to say the Thursday edition of "IWW" was just as good as a Wed. edition. That dog scratching collar thing had me laughin' out loud! I wish you weren't feeling overwhelmed too, and I really wish you and wonderful, relaxing trip. laurie
Girl you are a nut for sure!!!!! lol I have been way beyond overwhelmed lately with all that goes on around here in the Summer...wait...it's not even Summer yet!!!! I just have not been a good blogger lately..it's like I will never catch up! I hope you have a great trip girl and Happy Mother's day to you sweetie!
OH NO!!! I guess that this means that you can't come to the blogger get-together at Brimfield!
So sad....
OK so have fun on your trip. Just be sure and let us know when your back. I'm on my way to get one of those for sale signs for my yard!!
I feelin it... the weight too (in more ways than one). My house looks like the warehouse where that guy in the photo gets his inventory! I've got the summer reservations rolling in...which puts me in a dilemma to actually find a place for my family to sleep without needing vaccinations.
How did that gift you were working on for your friend turn out? Did I miss the reveal post?
After that (tremendously funny) crack about Mary Kay. You may have blown your chances for obtaining the coveted PINK CADDY!
Sweet wishes,
Sara
That cat is freaking me out and so is that dog! I don't think that guy got too much money in his styrofoam cup, do you? I agree I never swim in a lake or the ocean if I can help it! ~ Robyn
I love the yard sign. I think I'll get one for my front yard for the neighbor who keeps having her dog take a crap on our front lawn.
It will say: "Warning, do not have dogs crap on our yard. Or the man of the house will recipricate and crap on yours."
And the husband has threatened to do that!
^whoah!^ LOL
Puls.P. is one of my faves, too!
Happy Mother's Day, Nikki! :D
That first was is hilirrrrous!! I had to stop reading and go pee!!
What are you talking about?? You have just as much track as Kristina P. And just as funny!
I love you both!
The expression on that cat's face is priceless.
Have a great weekend!
You Rock, Nikki. And you always will.
Love the "no scratch" collar on the hubby! Freakin' Hilarious!!!!
OMG thanks for the LaughSSS Today!! You rock as always!!
Well, once again, Ed has beaten me to the punch. I was pretty much going to say the same thing he did.
Also...I found Carma Sez for the first time today too!!!
Awesome cat pic, Ms. Crumpet!
That was so funny and entertaining and partly true too.
You're a cool blogger....Props
Oh woahhhhh. Whilst I am a total cat person (and dog too), that last picture gave me all kinds of willies!
As always, love your IWW, even when they fall on Thursdays and I don't bothering visiting until Saturday...see, I'm just prolonging the joy!
Happy Mother's Day Nikki!!
Yeah, my hubby wishes also!
May you have a wonderful Mother's day my friend...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
Hi nikki,
im passing on the Lemonade Award to you, hope you don't mind:)
Wishing you a Happy Mother's Day! :)
Boy, Ed always has a lot to say, doesn't he? I just wish I knew what it was.
Have a great vacation, and happy mama's day!
Happy Mothers Day!! Sorry I missed this on Thursday! I had all my kids looking at this when they popped in today. They think you're VERY FUNNY too!
That shark one is the bomb.
This is the best I WISH list ever! :)
Hi Nikki, loved your wishes and had a great laugh. Actually lots of laughs. Have a great week Nikki. We are leaving for the West on Sat. I have no idea when I will have service, so for 5 weeks It will be sporadic for posting. I'll see you when?????
Hugs...Jeanne
How's my favorite friend blogger today?! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this, laughing to hard, crying so hard...thanks for cheering me up today!!! :)
I wish I would learn not to visit you while I am at work. My giggles and snickers attract attention.
You're going to get me in trouble. ;-)
Love IT!!!!! I'm having a giveaway! So visit if you can!
Ha! I can totally relate to the first photo. I have been out of blog land for awhile and now I'm trying to get back to it. I love all of your pics/titles. I have a lot of the same wishes. :)
Great pics, I wish to see some more....and that contracter had to be on crack.
Hi Nikki! First I want to know what Ed said????? I do feel like the first photo and the last one is giving me nightmares while awake! Have FUN where ever you are going for a week! Stay safe! Jeannette
I hope you got to see you lovely children for Mother's Day..... you know no one could forget about you...
HUgs
Linda
WHERE do you get these pictures?
The girl's position is FREAKY!
Love the scratch himself cartoon. HEHE
and the boobs comment - hilarious
OMG OUCH at the dog picture!
Love the house sale sign.
and that cat picture - that's just WRONG!!!!
great "i wish" post as always, hope things settle down at your house soon. :)
Was it something I said? Just kidding................... hurry back!
Hilarious, as always! Enjoy your time away!
love the sign about the asshole neighbor, that is good but will not sell a house!
Good Morning, Nikki! Outragously funny as always! (Hope that is a word! LOL!) Don't work too hard! ~hugs, Rhonda :)
Hi Nikki :)
The house sale sign... LOLOLOLOLOL
Have fun while you're away!!
rue
These are totally great! As if the others weren't....but i like all of these...hehe.
Have a good trip!
The vet and boob picture cracked me up!
Do not worry, my sweet friend! Lots of us in the land of blog are feeling the overwhelmed funk as well!
I don't even know where to begin! Every single bit was FABULOUS and HILARIOUS!!!!! Bravo!
You completely turned my awful day (well, let's get real...last two months) completely around! I am leaving here in a happy place! Thank you for the giggles! I will be back for more!
If it's not chlorinated, I'm not going in either!!! Love this post, LOL!
LOve that last picture!! :-) hehehe!!!
Monica
I am catholic, we call this Ass wednesday... LOL..
You are hysterical, I am a follower now!
Wow! Check out your eternal comments! I'm number 106! Woot! Hey, I wish I had bigger boobs myself! That was on my 100 things about me list a long time ago. I secretly snuck in there that I secretly wish I could have a boob job! :)
Have fun; see you when you come back.
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