~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~(10 minutes early)

I'm baaaaaaaack. And I'd just like to say thanks to all of you who actually noticed I was gone. It's heart warming to know I was sort of missed. And I missed you all so very much. I can't wait to catch up on what everyone has been doing. Although It's gonna take me awhile. . . . .

I wish...........that I could say that I haven't ever seen this look on my hubby's face. ..but I have....and more than once.

I wish..........................I was a cat....they get away with everything.

I wish................my summer wardrobe was this stylish!

I wish.....................to tell Weight Watchers.....GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY!

I wish......................To say AMEN! Piddle on toilet seats is not classy....you ever sit before a thorough inspection?????

I wish.........................to give kudos for keeping it on the rail. Nice work!

I wish.......................Personal responsibility was still in style.

I wish......................to get me one of these snazzy mailboxes. Heck...most of the stuff that goes in mine is total crap anyway!

I wish.....................that mine came with the recliner option.

I wish....................to reserve a burial plot...dude's gonna need one.

I wish...................Ozzie hadn't left me for this woman....or was it for the squash?

I wish.............this wasn't true. ....but sadly my septic tank and Washington are filled with the exact same crap!






I wish.....................we all had a mommy to love us this much. All together now.....AWWWWWWWWW

I wish...................no wait....I KNOW I'm gonna have me one of these babies when I get old and feeble. You'll be gettin the heck out of my way or wishin you had!

I wish.......................I could take Kristina to New York....although this "almost made it to New York" post is too hilarious to miss...so maybe it was good she didn't make it. (and Kristina....why is your crotch so close to your ankles....and below your dress???)

I wish...............to also inform Kristina that THIS is how you work a "Bump it"!!

Thanks for dropping by....and I hope your wishes come true faster than I publish new posts!

~♥~ I WISH WEDNESDAY ~♥~

I wish.......................Everyone would recycle




I wish.....................my dogs weren't so full of crap so this would work! However I know I could do it by sticking it their ears!!!!




I wish.........................I knew what they did with them after they win????

I wish...................I understood... Call me old fashioned...but whatever happened to Tinker toys?

I wish..............roller skates hadn't gone all "fashion forward"




I wish.......................to tell the makers of Slim Fast......YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER GRILL if this is gonna work for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish..........................we could just make her go away. (BUT NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO WEAR FOR HALLOWEEN!)




I wish......................I could come up with a caption for this....but it doesn't need one.



I wish.........................to point out that the quarter doesn't buy you the whole machine there sweetie!




I wish........................They made snowsuits in adult sizes.

I wish.....................to say go ahead...wet yourself. I would!



I wish..................that all of you my bloggy friends....have summers full of THIS!

AND THAT YOU DON'T FORGET ME WHILE I'M GONE!

~♥~ I WISH WEDURSDAY ~♥~the late addition

I wish..................to give Kudos to the Ad agency...now that's funny!

I wish.........................to say.............Me too!

I wish................To thank Jannie Funster for giving me the chance to win this CD!!! It's so cool to blog-know a professional singer! And my favorite song.....#8 Sugar lady! You rock my friend!

I wish........................my fire alarm was this clever....those Rednecks think of everything!!!

I USED to wish................I had a sister.....not so much now. Nothing like multiplying your geekiness times two.

I wish................to give a BIG thanks to the hip and cool Diapaola mom over at Chicken Nuggets of Wisdom for giving away this AWESOME Purseket. You just put your stuff in the pockets..........put it inside your purse......



And it conforms to whatever size purse you have.....and you look like you got all your chit together....WOO HOO!





I wish...................my dog was this well behaved.




I wish................................to let this be a warning to all horny moose. Seriously this is not photo shopped. In Fairbanks Alaska they were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went looking for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him to the ground. He was a huge 60 inch bull and slightly peeved!!!




I wish...................for everyone to go over to "Note to Mom" and read this VERY short....VERY funny post. Devon's blog has the coolest layout I've ever seen....so you don't want to miss it!



I wish.........................I could be offended...I might be when I stop laughing.




I wish...............................this wasn't going to creep me out for months.





I wish........................to say a heartfelt THANK YOU to the sweet and wonderful Shari over at My Cottage of Bliss. She had a contest and this was one of the prizes.....it holds my Salt City Candles perfectly....and it is GORGEOUS. Thanks Shari for your beautiful blog and great giveaway!



I wish.................we could go back to the days when Barbie wore evening gowns and fur coats....this "reality Barbie" crap bums me out. BARBIE DOES NOT POOP SCOOP in my little world!!!!!!





I wish....................to go back to the days when shoes looked like.........SHOES!

I wish...........................to keep my eyes in....thanks anyway.

I wish...............to present reason #14 why I like swimming pools.

I wish................to remind you all...that although I love it when you visit.....please be kind and remember this is a "no-smonking" blog.

Here's to hoping your wishes come true...and your world stays SMONK FREE.